Bizarre Story
- A detective suspended after testing positive for drugs says his wife served him meatballs spiked with marijuana because she wanted to keep him out of harm's way by forcing him to retire.
An administrative judge believed him, and recommended earlier this week that Nicholas Chiofalo be reinstated. Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly has yet to decide what to do.
And supposedly, the wife is admitting that she did exactly as she was accused of doing. NYPD Rant has at least one thread up on this whole incident.
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
23 Comments:
On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese, I found that damn meatball...
sounds like Former 007th dist commander F.T. I tested positive for cocaine (twice) cause my girl sprinkles it on her pussy when i eat it
She can be locked up for aggravated battery.
There have been similar cases in CPD history. A sergeant bing promoted to lieutenant peed hot for cocaine. His excuse, he got it performing oral sex on his wife. True story. He was launched.
That sounds like Frank Trigg who pissed hot two times. His story was even better. He alleged he was eating a broad's pussy and didn't know there was cocaine on her snatch....TRUE STORY!! By the way Frank retired a commander.
Yea, there are "Urban Legends" similar to this one on this department. I'm sure people that have been around know what stories I'm talking about.
There are some strange stories about surviving a hot urine sample while working for the CPD
I know of 3 who I cant believe were able to BS the police board
I know they were using
I would think that at the very least theyd make you prosecute your spouse for heinous battery
Otherwise its all bullshit
I always played by the rules, but the job aint on the square
Im glad Im done with it
Then there was the time that after ex-CPD Lt. Ollie M----- tested positive for cocaine, he claimed that after performing cunnilingus on his girlfriend, he later learned that she had applied cocaine to her clitoris.
Actually, I can't dismiss the NYPD meatballs story out of hand. Ollie's story was a beaut though. It didn't work.
Heck, if you want bizarre, the Sheriff's Police has it too.... We have our fearless Lieutenant Kelly M. (Suspended pending a hearing with the merit board) in her Hot-Tub tryst. Seems that Kelly (38 YOA) has jocking the pizza delivery boy (22 YOA) in her hot-tub. Thing is, it was in her backyard visable to everyone including the 17 yr old neighbor and the Lockport po-lice. She got off on the misdemeanor, but it seems that she ran her neighbors through LEADS to get info on them after they beefed to IAD.
Nekkid in a hot-tub? Thats OK.
Embarrass the shit out of your dept? Thats OK.
Run CQH's on your beefers? Not OK.
Fib to IAD? Not OK.
Getting your nut busted by someone almost old enough to be your Mom? PRICELESS!
The fact they let a cokehead retire as a commander is disgraceful, godforbid you discipline a "minority" cop, even though whites are the minority in Chicago.
The reverands wouldn't stand for that, therefore Daley won't either.
This city is a ceasepool.
Reminds me of "I love you to Death" a must see hilarious movie with Kevin "No-relation-to-Phil" Kline and Tracy Ullman. If you haven't seen it please do. Based on a true story.
"That's a spicy meat-a-ball."
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing."
I'm safe. My wife don't cook.
Reminds me of "I love you to Death" a must see hilarious movie with Kevin "No-relation-to-Phil" Kline and Tracy Ullman. If you haven't seen it please do. Based on a true story.
"That's a spicy meat-a-ball."
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing."
I'm safe. My wife don't cook.
11/05/2006 11:32:28 AM
Oh yes!! That's right!! And it is a very funny movie, an oldie but a goodie!
And on another topic - WTF is up with the Bears!!!!! They're getting their asses handed to them by a piss-poor team, just unbelievable. I just hope that they can somehow pull this out!! But I'm really doubting it, it's one ugly game, 1/3 way through the 3rd quarter.
A few years ago, there was a female who pissed hot while being promoted to detective, she said the reason why she pissed hot was because she swallowed after performing oral sex on her boyfriend
I remember the Trigg incident well he was also a known crossdresser and drug addict was fired but the black ministers coalition brought him back amazing what politics can do! Look at the gold badges lots of drunks and womanizers how about all the merit crap that is another reason this dept. is so mismanaged. Look at the director of finance frank W.married a girl she got him the big job then he dumps he for a young filly and he is screwing up paychecks for many officers! Who is his clout? Certainly he does not have experience!
You go, Ollie!
These white shirts are the same guys who make up promotional exams. Gotta love it!
I heard Pat hill refused to be tested and is still on the job. Any truth?
5:22 PM
Equal time, young lady!
Why aren't the white priests up in arms when a white copper gets mistreated. Oh that's right the white copper would be too old to be an altar boy and of no interest to them anymore
Get it right people!!!!!!! lol
I remember the former w/c in 007 and A1 commander pissed hot TWICE and got off by saying his former girlfriend used cocaine and pised in his face when he ate her out. Go figure.
Did anyone notice Frank Trigg in his final days as a Commander looked like Cab Calloway getting ready to sing "Minnie the Moocher"? Just asking.
A few years ago, there was a female who pissed hot while being promoted to detective, she said the reason why she pissed hot was because she swallowed after performing oral sex on her boyfriend
11/05/2006 04:00:03 PM
Ya all the bosses feigned confusion and misunderstanding until she showed them all how it happened. You mean you swallowed like this? Oh Ok we understand now ... back to work now (pat her on the ass) ... back to work lil lady ... NEXT !!!
The day I get off this job I'm going to roll me a Marley and smoke that motherfucker down to its nub. I'm going to live the rest of my life in 1976.... birddog
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