Detectives List
Someone type it? We're feeling lazy.
Congratulations to everyone who made it!
UPDATE: Damn, we used to have the greatest readers in the world who'd type up a list of 49 people just so we didn't have to go in to work on our day off and dig up a list to publish. What happened people? Here's the list, typed up by us. Thank god for fax machines:
Ashford, Angelette 002; O'Connor, Daniel 004;
Marun, Clifford 005; Harling, Dawn 005;
Barry, Kevin 006; McElroy, Donna 006;
Cleary, Thomas 007; Amato, Anthony 007;
Donnelly, William 009; Cole, Kevin 010;
Maxson, Mark 011; Sanchez, Alicia 012;
Lazaro, Tanya 014; Ross, Christopher 014;
Taraszkiewicz, Arthur 014; Ruiz, Eraclio 014;
Morales, Juan 014; Keane, Thomas 018;
Vanek Marc 018; Lancaster, Daphnie 018;
McLaughlin, Neal 018; Lameka, Kevin 019;
Martin, Patricia 019; Beck, Thomas 020;
Weber, Ruben 020; Colvin, Shirley 021;
Cwick, James 023; Heneghan, William 024;
Skweres, Mark 025; DeMato, David 045;
Hajdu, Karoly 059/024; Arambula, Saul 116/006;
Finnegan, Brian 132; Cieciel, Steven 153;
McCrudden, Brendan 153; Solecki, Richard 153;
Jones, Devinn 189; Hill, Donald 189;
Purtell, Thomas 189; Chudzik, Walter 193;
Bowes, Joseph 193; Ryan, Susan 193/112;
Spanos, Nicholas 193/011; Lamperis, Dimitrios 193/011;
Wiedenski, Mark 253; Korolis, John 253;
Panosh, Edward 253; Garcia, Charles 606/011;
Halper, James 701
Congratulations to everyone who made it!
UPDATE: Damn, we used to have the greatest readers in the world who'd type up a list of 49 people just so we didn't have to go in to work on our day off and dig up a list to publish. What happened people? Here's the list, typed up by us. Thank god for fax machines:
Ashford, Angelette 002; O'Connor, Daniel 004;
Marun, Clifford 005; Harling, Dawn 005;
Barry, Kevin 006; McElroy, Donna 006;
Cleary, Thomas 007; Amato, Anthony 007;
Donnelly, William 009; Cole, Kevin 010;
Maxson, Mark 011; Sanchez, Alicia 012;
Lazaro, Tanya 014; Ross, Christopher 014;
Taraszkiewicz, Arthur 014; Ruiz, Eraclio 014;
Morales, Juan 014; Keane, Thomas 018;
Vanek Marc 018; Lancaster, Daphnie 018;
McLaughlin, Neal 018; Lameka, Kevin 019;
Martin, Patricia 019; Beck, Thomas 020;
Weber, Ruben 020; Colvin, Shirley 021;
Cwick, James 023; Heneghan, William 024;
Skweres, Mark 025; DeMato, David 045;
Hajdu, Karoly 059/024; Arambula, Saul 116/006;
Finnegan, Brian 132; Cieciel, Steven 153;
McCrudden, Brendan 153; Solecki, Richard 153;
Jones, Devinn 189; Hill, Donald 189;
Purtell, Thomas 189; Chudzik, Walter 193;
Bowes, Joseph 193; Ryan, Susan 193/112;
Spanos, Nicholas 193/011; Lamperis, Dimitrios 193/011;
Wiedenski, Mark 253; Korolis, John 253;
Panosh, Edward 253; Garcia, Charles 606/011;
Halper, James 701
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
87 Comments:
Some great guys in this class
Who made it?
CONGRATS TO ALL WHO MADE IT LEGIT, YOUR TIME SPENT STUDYING WAS WORTH IT. TO THE MERIT DICKS...CONGRATS ALSO YOU'VE MADE IT THIS FAR BY DOING NOTHING AND NOW YOU HAVE TAKEN A PROMOTION AWAY FROM A MORE DESERVING OFFICER. MY ONLY HOPE IS THAT YOUR SUPERVISORS REALIZE THIS AND YOU ARE ANSWERING PHONES FOR THE REST OF YOUR CAREER. BUT WHO AM IN KIDDING...YOU'LL BE A SUPERVISOR IN NO TIME
Come on, if you have it, print it, don't be lazy. I just want to know!
Congratulations to all! Congratualtions to MARK MAXSON!!! Hard work and a great attitude paid off!! You deserve this promotion! Fillmore will never be the same!
Fillmore has lost another RANGER!
You don't need bigger guns. You need better verbal skills. Signed a people person.
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I'll remember that when I am getting shot at. Verbal judo is the fix-all!
BACK SIR!!
Only a few familiar names on the list. Like to congtrats to WC we have been working together for a year, and you are the real police. You deserve it, and you earned it, good luck kid!
Hey Scc, Im on furlo I came here for the list, please post
SCC,
Where are the dates on the messages? Seeing only times is making it hard to figure out the last post you read. Please put the dates back in the posts.
Only 49 this time. Where's the missing one? Surprise later HMMMM
Congratulations, DAWN!! I am so happy for you!!
From your Buddy in Area 2!
You don't need bigger guns. You need better verbal skills. Signed a people person.
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I'll remember that when I am getting shot at. Verbal judo is the fix-all!
BACK SIR!!
11/03/2006 02:08:43 AM
Verbal skills, understanding of why this peron is trying to kill you and compasion are a much better weapon then a rifle or shotgun. Most of you people are lucky to hit the paper at 15 yards, let alone the center bull.
What another Detectives list? What do I see? You have been omitted again? That meritorious promotion that the aldercreature said was in the bag never came thru? All those hours of getting petitions signed, working the polls.
Your friends and co-workers have placed you on Suicide Watch. Sorry maybe next time.
Off topic but incredibly important to all of us in the CPD family.
Subject: Judicial Retention
Please consider voting NO to
Judge Rodney Brooks retention on
the 07 November ballot.
To recap: This Cook County judge is the individual that let Jonathan Tolliver go free just a
few days before he shot (and killed) Chicago Police Officer Mike Ceriale.
Eight years ago, the FOP said they would get the word out to the Chicago Police Dept. asking for a citywide vote of No for Judge Brooks, however, it's not clear if
anything was ever done.
Also, it should be noted Tolliver was before Judge Brooks three times that month all for high
end felonies. Judge Brooks let him go despite his proven record of criminality. Moreover if the above isn't enough, the man wears a raccoon skin hat to work.
So, please consider this information when going to the polls on November 7th.
who was merit? who took a spot from a cop on the list?
Congrats to Jimmy "THE PIMP" Lamparis....LIMPY!!!! FILMORES BEST RANGER.......
Here's the list
You got nothin' kid
You don't need dics for that
We'll be out there in awhile
This is just bullshit
Why do you want an upgrade
can some please post the list, I am on furlo and would like to know who made it and what was the last number off the list they made. Please don't make me go into work for this....... i am trying to plan, I don't know if i will be in the next class or the 1 after.... the stress is killing me, dam these small classes are killing me!!!!!!!
Last minute addition GT is meritorious....has spent his career doing nothing and will continue that legacy in the Detective Division......this job is a joke
TO 1158:
You are as soft as they come. And your comment is the reason you will never make Merit, and obviously your stupidity will keep you from scoring well on a test. Do you know each of th4ese Merit? Do you know the reason behind why they made it. Go back to the Medical Section and continue collecting the Pee Cups.
I see a couple on the list that never worked the street....
Please post the list. I too am also on furlough.
OMG this job is such a Joke. TC and MW are very nice people, but so is my mom, but they are all clueless about real police work. Oh well.
Good luck with PW. A fink who married a felon. She better hope she doesn't end up in A/5.
D.L. from 018 what a joke!! She has never been on the street, when she was in 018 she would shop all day and no one could touch her. Her husband was the guy who was out with his girlfriend at a club and started shooting his gun in the air. He got his job back!!!!
She is one heavy sister and not just in her pants....
Congrats Wiedenski.
-Your old 253 teammates
congratulations to D.O'c from 004 he's a good police officer, and all around good guy. Well deserved, not meritious. Good luck from one of your former supervisors
Congrats Bill Heneghan. He is a great guy and he will make 024 proud.
Ah, and so the stories begin by a bunch of jealous anonymous a-holes. Put someone's name on a promotional list and someone will say something about them.
D.McC is definitely a merit. Never would ride on man w/gun calls, actually refused to get out of the car. Oh MY G..!! G.. help whoever gets her on a job!! She is the laziest, person I have ever met. Flat out told us, "I don't go on Men with Gun calls. Don't you care about your children? I ain't gonna get hurt here." What a waste of a salary and a spot! makes me wanna puke. On a lighter note: Congrats to Tom Cleary!!
11/03/2006 07:25:00 PM said
You are as soft as they come. And your comment is the reason you will never make Merit, and obviously your stupidity will keep you from scoring well on a test. Do you know each of th4ese Merit? Do you know the reason behind why they made it. Go back to the Medical Section and continue collecting the Pee Cups.
No Sir, YOU are as soft as they come. We do not know the reason these people made merit because the Police Dept is too afraid to let us know because very few of them actually deserve it. They only have it because of phone calls and blow jobs. As for making fun of some ones stupidity you should check your spelling. There is no 4 in these.
JIMMY YOU AND DEVIN ARE THE MAN WE AT 189 WILL MISS YOU
Congrats LIMPY! Good luck. Just make sure you still find some time to throw down!!!!!
WHY DOES THE DEPT. ALWAYS PHONE ORDER A P.O. FROM A CUSH INSIDE JOB OUT INTO A DISTRUCT OR STREET UNIT RIGHT BEFORE PROMOTION TIME. ARE THEY EMBARASSED OR WHAT. EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT TIME IT IS. LOOK AT THE END OF THE DICKS LIST.
TO EVERYONE ELSE, KEEP STUDYING AND WORKING YOUR ASS OFF SO A BOSSES DRIVER GETS PROMOTED. WHAT A JOKE!
congrats to Martin and Harlan from 005, you guys finally got out of hell and now will enjoy your jobs, no more hassle from CW and KR, just dont bring any arrest slips to those two non productive, never been police, moral killing day wacth commanders, not to mention the third watch commander RW, wish they all could learn from the midnight watch commanders
Congratulations to Karl "aka Bobby" Hajdu from the Marine Unit, formerly 024...you're a top-notch copper & will make an even better detective! Time to trade in those flippers for a suit & tie, Pretty Boy :)
Congratulations to Double "D" and D.H. WOOO!!!! WOOO!!!!
In response to GT being lazy...he has made more undercover buys then you have arrests... maybe you should have studied more.
Congrats to Jimmy "Big City Dick " Lamperis. Glad to see you survived -considering who your SGT was... Good luck. 189 rules......
GT makes buys because that is all he is capable of doing...does that mean he deserves to make detective over someone else...spare me the narcotics bullshit...everyone has a job to do.....he also got a car and a short work day for making those buys...big deal...any idiot with money can buy dope in this city....by the way....I made it legit.....
Anonymous said...
I see a couple on the list that never worked the street....
11/03/2006 09:43:41 PM
See how smart they are !!
who was merit? who took a spot from a cop on the list?
11/03/2006 01:14:23 PM
S.R. is merit-less...but nobody can say that Malloy doesn't takes of hisblown...I mean own
congrats to NS on making Dick. you will do a great job waundering around area 5.
S.R. was taken care of by Malloy, he must be retiring soon. Very nice lady but no street experience at all. Also is J.H. the same guy who is Malloys next door neighbor?, went to 008 as a PPO and went directly upstairs?
If you plan on voting on November 7, and if you see the name "Judge Rodney Brooks" on the ballot, please vote NO for retention. This is the judge who let Jonathan Tolliver go free just a few days before he shot (and killed) Chicago Police Officer Michael Ceriale." "So please pass this message along to everyone you know. I appreciate your consideration of this request."
S.R. is merit-less...but nobody can say that Malloy doesn't takes of hisblown...I mean own ......
TRUE, TRUE, TRUE
who was merit? who took a spot from a cop on the list?
11/03/2006 01:14:23 PM
S.R. is merit-less...but nobody can say that Malloy doesn't takes of hisblown...I mean own
NOW LOOK ME IN THE FACE AND TELL ME THAT THE SYSTEM IS LEGIT, HA!
S.R. is merit-less...but nobody can say that Malloy doesn't takes of hisblown...I mean own
NOW LOOK ME IN THE FACE AND TELL ME THAT THE SYSTEM IS LEGIT, HA!
11/04/2006 09:01:38 PM
Sorry, typO...Takes CARE of his BLOWN.
To Your FACE? Stand back...get something to wipe it off...ready?
Hey, why all the negative comments about the merit dick. How many of you would turn it down if it were offered.
Anonymous said...
Ah, and so the stories begin by a bunch of jealous anonymous a-holes. Put someone's name on a promotional list and someone will say something about them.
11/04/2006 05:54:23 AM
Congratulations on the promotion to those that backed up their fellow officer's, those that responded to calls, those that came on the job to be the Police and those that have garnered respect from their peer's. Studying hard without worthy attributes does not cut it.
Good job STV!
one thing I can say is; if you make merit out of narcotics you deserved it. not to say beat cops don't. but how many of you can survive in the world of drug dealing without the bad guy knowing you are the police. working witout a vest, and a gun. being able to stay cool and talk your way out of situations in which you got a gun pointed at you. there are p/o's in narcotics that have never bought, and don't want to try. you have to have a high level of testicular fortitude to do dope buy's. sorry to the ladies that buy no pun intended.
SO CONGRATS TO WHO MADE IT OUT OF NAGIS ON MERIT. "if it was merit because i didn't make it off merit"
Congrats Dan Oconnor! Look forward to busting your chops when your in a suit!
I love all you people who complain that somebody made dic or sgt..etc! Dont hate the player hate the game. Lots of jealous people on this job.
Jimmy Lamperis, you were a helluva worker in 011 on midnites for years. You had a ton of energy (probably still do). I was at your wedding and I'm from the hood (St. D's...but not Greek!!). Maybe you know who this is!! Anyway, congratulations. If anyone deserves to be a detective...it's you!! But be careful out there...there's cameras everywhere!! Seeing your name reminds me of the good old days!!
Congrats Stosh, and J.L. Good luck. You are good guys and deserve it.
Man! Lots of haters out there. Good luck to EVERYONE who made (or WILL make) the cut to Detective.
It is my sincere hope that all of you, even those among you who have only given BMPS (bare-minimum police service) will strive to do better as Detectives. God knows, the D unit needs better ones.
I didn't study for the test and give a rats ass about becoming a detective (I already have a nice spot- which I got on my own), but this merit shit had got to go!
I see way too many names on these lists and wonder what the fuck they did in their life/career to deserve it except being someone's friend, relative, or neighbor? Where does the merit part come in. Show me something, tell me something they did besides being a puppy and kissing ass all day!
I know a lot of good guys who should've made it by now, but their promotions got pushed back to make room for some of these clueless fucking idiots!
The department is killing morale with all this bullshit.
To all you hard working POs keep up the good work and keep trying. I am out in the field right by your side if you need me.
Hey, why all the negative comments about the merit dick. How many of you would turn it down if it were offered...
WOULDN'T TURN IT DOWN. NOT COMPLAINING ABOUT MERIT, MERIT WILL ALWAY BE THERE, AND THOSE WITH THE JUCIE WILL MAKE IT NO MATTER WHAT. JUST MAKING A COMMENT ON SOMEONE WHO GOT PROMOTED BY MERIT WHO HAS ZERO STREET EXPERIENCE. BEING A GOOD DETECTIVE IS A SKILL, ONE THAT STARTS WITH DEALING WITH SCUM BAGS ON A DAY TO DAY BASIS WHETHER ON A BEAT CAR, TACT TEAM, UNIT ETC...TO BEAT THE BEAST YOU MUST FIRST KNOW THE BEAST...ANYWAY, NICE PERSON, HEY AT LEAST HE DIDN'T MAKE HER A SGT! GOOD LUCK.
I didn't study for the test and give a rats ass about becoming a detective (I already have a nice spot- which I got on my own), but this merit shit had got to go! I see way too many names on these lists and wonder what the fuck they did in their life/career to deserve it except being someones friend, relative, or neighbor?
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You are so wrong. Didn't you read the post from the Narcotics copper? Do you know the level of skill involved in working a 6 hour day? Do you how hard it is to duck after 3 or 4 hours if you are the buy officer? Then there is the beard! Oh the beard the trimming, the shaping. What a pain in the ass. If you sleep on your side it gets very irritated. Trying to park the take take home car can be a bitch too. Luckily I had a brand new had a mini-van so the wife and I didn't have to buy one. What about having to be home in the evenings and weekends. All that time with the family is a pain in the ass. Luckily no one sells dope on the weekends or evenings. All those guys in 189 are great coppers and deserve everything that comes their way. Its all legit. The fact that Cline is a Narcotics guy and takes care of his own has nothing to do with it. Guys like the shitbird from 189 are the reason I left the unit. If you got a good spot, keep your mouth shut and enjoy it. If you do good work people will know, you don't have to pump your own nads. Don't tell me shit like that ain't going on. I was there too long and and I only moved down the hall. I still see it.
To 11/05/2006 01:20:32 AM'
Fuck you, you idiot. Anyone who stoops to merit promotion is a thief, as well as too stupid to get promoted legit. I reserve the right to hate the corrupt Irish promotion system and the corrupt STUPID merit promotee's who have robbed working coppers of their promotion. Oh yeah, so all of a sudden a dog will become a worker because he or she was promoted? The day that happens is the day you take a three generation project piece of shit, set'em up in new digs in Wilmette and they become social register! You stupid fucking idiot. If I find out who you are I'm gonna kick your ass!
Cheaters never win!
11/05/2006 10:59:48 AM
your post made me laugh even harder. If a boss walkes up to you and said " I put you in for merit promotion" Your gonna say "no thanks" Your the F'N' idiot
have fun sucker!!!!!!
People like you make this job fun!
HEY GUYS YOUR WRONG..I TURNED DOWN MERIT 2-TIMES ON THIS JOB ONCE IN 1990 AND ANOTHER IN 2000 AND I AM NOT SORRY OR REGRET IT..I TOLD MY CLOUT..PLEASE GIVE IT TO SOMEONE WHO REALLY WANTS AND DESERVES IT..NOT THAT I DIDNT DESERVE IT, I JUST DIDNT WANT IT.I DONT KNOW WHO GOT THAT SPOT BUT IM GLAD IT WAS NOT ME...24YRS AND HAPPY..
congrats! to JC(23)PM(19) you will do the deptament well.good luck.
HEY FLOP HOW MANY ARE MERIT YOU KNOW FRIENDS OF???
Congrats to K. Lameka. Great guy-very deserving. The days spent with the "old" 1963 and current 1906 are long gone. Congrats on both!
To 11/05/2006 02:11:31 PM,
That's right you fucking idiot-I'd turn it down. It's a matter of character and breeding, something you lack. I'd turn it down the same way the ol' man turned down the envelopes in 015 and 011, when guys like you would have said oh goodie and taken the dough. Fucken theif. That's why Thompson locked up so many clouted bosses, Thanasaurus, Braasch, Gill, etc. But no one in my family. Fuck you idiot. I sat in a library four hours daily-I got made. Of course being smart did'nt hurt either. You better hope I don't find out who you would be merit weasel!!!
Anonymous said...
Congrats to Jimmy "Big City Dick " Lamperis. Glad to see you survived -considering who your SGT was... Good luck. 189 rules......
10-4 on that!! GOOD LUCK -be glad he's out of your life!
ANOTHER PERSPECTIVE:
Lets just say: YOU are a HARD working COPPER in a District who loves being the POLICE besides all the bullshit on this job. And there are a lot of us. You make the Gang/Tact team on your own because you re doing a good job, and some rare Bosses recognize it. Now you re on Tact for lets say 7-8 years, doing a great job and you feel its time to move on, so you like a bunch of us throw in application with lets say, Narcotics, Intelligence, SOS, where ever you desire to go. YOU get called for an interview, and the guy says, "Great kid, I d take you in a heartbeat, but do you know anybody to help get you down here", or " Great kid, you'll be on the next order", and about 36 orders go by, and you re not on them. Now you apply for that same unit again, same interview, same person interviewing you, SAME speech. NOTHING. But you re still out there doing a great job. You re Commander comes up to you and says, " I WANT to put you in". YOu get all your stuff to together. 6 months later, the list comes out, and You re not on it. YOU still do a great job, because you love being the POLICE. Now all of a sudden, a sec. calls you from OCD and says, "are you still interested in coming down". "YES". No clout, no phone call, you re on the order. Now you re there lets say 5-6 years, and you're doing that GREAT job you always have, and the Commander says "I want to put you in". The list comes out, you re not on it. Still doing a GREAT job. Commander puts you in again. List comes out, no phone call, no clout, you re ON it.
THERE ARE A LOT OF US OUT THERE WITH THIS STORY, THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS TO EVERYTHING. If you re one of these people that keeps being let down, keep trying, it will pay off, there are a lot of stories out there like this one. And it is unfortanate for people in the district, unless one of your bosses is a rising star, but when you go to a UNIT, and you continue to do well, you ARE going to shine in front of your bosses. And ALL the bosses in a unit are Heavy.
KEEP throwing your resume in there, once a week if you have to, until they are sick of hearing from you, throw it in to different bosses within that unit. If Narcotics, or OCD, or whomever, is doing an Operation in your area, voul. for it, get your name out there.
Sure, most of the MERIT don t deserve it, I ll agree with you, but THERE are those rare instances of GOOD coppers that don t test well, and by a MIRACLE stand out in front of a Boss that will recog. YOU.
And remember just because you think you have a GOOD reputation, and you ARE a GOOD Police Officer, if you re name winds up on a Transfer Order, or a Promotion list, someone on here, will RIP or talk bad about you (ESPECIALLY ON THIS SITE). Because they didn t get what you EARNED. And MOST of them don't deserve it.
So let the RIPPING begin.
KEEP THE FAITH.
Congrats Jimmy Lamperis!!You are one of a select few I would want at the scene if I got in another shooting. Back in the day the area 4 det's would ask if Jimmy was working so he could do the paper on a Agg. Batt/Homic. You truely deserve it. God bless!!
Way to go Jimmy Lamperis!!! I worked with Jimmy and he is one hell of a stand up guy. What ever Area gets you is a lucky one. All the best...
I just saw the names on the Det. list. Mr. Spanos and Lamperis are two hard working coppers and they deserve all the good that comes their way.
First day of training.....two of the 20%ers walk in casually 20 minutes and one half hour late....one looks like she swallowed her partner.....the other one comes back half hour late from the lunch period.....SHAME ON YOU PUNK ASS BOSSESS THAT CHEAPEN THE DETECTIVE POSITION BY PROMOTING USELESS IDIOTS....AND SHAME ON YOU HOUSECATS THAT GOT PROMOTED...YOU WILL BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE dETECTIVE DIVISION
To 06:17 Let me guess, one of them has the initials D.McE?? I am embarrassed for this department that she made it.
HEY JIMMY...HOMAN AND MONROE WILL MISS YOU...GOOD LUCK AND YOU ARE A TRUE WORKING COP...
Hey 6:17pm Were you in the same class that I was in---I bet you are the same guy dividing the number of hours the helicoptor unit will be flying. Easy MR. 8 for 8
Hey 5:13
I am in the same class.........forget about the 8 for 8, how bout promoting people that deserve it instead of do nothings that believe they are worthy of a merit promotion....by defending them you must be one of em
JIMMY DO YOU REMEMBER STANDING IN LINE BACK IN 1994 WHEN WE WERE COMING ON THE JOB. ITS BEEN A LONG TIME MY FRIEND YOU WILL DO A FINE JOB NO MATTER WHAT. BEST OF LUCK!
YOUR FRIEND KENNY M. 189
D. MCee come back after lunch today ???
Stop juggling the man's nuts already, it's kind of, well, girly-like.
d.McE was the one who was caught in a LARGE CPD 15 PASSENGER VAN SHopping at River Oaks. If she doesn't come back from lunch, someone should drop a dime. I would love to know what idiot gave her this promotion.
D MC DROP OUT OF THE CLASS , WHO WAS SHE ?
What happened to the other superstar D. L....she hasn't been there the last two days....
dmcee dropped out? really? cool
P.M. 019, obviously meritorious. Non-productive, arrogant; should have been charged along with her boyfriend when he ran over the old lady on Harlem ave. you were in the van with him, P.M.
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