Oh No! Snow!!!
It's going to SNOW! In Chicago! In December! Quick, load the ark with two of every type of animal! Carnivores on the left please!
The media is in panic mode - Trib, Times, 2, 5, 7 are all in full disaster mode. Tommy Skilling was seen in loose fitting pants and storing food for the next 5 days in case he gets snowed in over at WGN.
We here at SCC have laid in a full week worth of provisions and enough ammunition so that we can either hunt deer in the Forest Preserves or conduct armed raids on the neighbors' houses. If worst comes to worst, we can always eat the neighbors.
The media is in panic mode - Trib, Times, 2, 5, 7 are all in full disaster mode. Tommy Skilling was seen in loose fitting pants and storing food for the next 5 days in case he gets snowed in over at WGN.
We here at SCC have laid in a full week worth of provisions and enough ammunition so that we can either hunt deer in the Forest Preserves or conduct armed raids on the neighbors' houses. If worst comes to worst, we can always eat the neighbors.
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
37 Comments:
OH MY GOD!!! IT HASN'T SNOWED SINCE LAST YEAR!!! AND IT MAY NOT SNOW AGAIN TILL NEXT YEAR!!! WHAT DO WE DO!!!
i DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A HUNTER? Except for bad guys!
But I'll bet your sgt neighbor would be too old,salty and chewy. The forest preserve deer you could shoot at dusk from a lawn chair on your front yard but too gamey.
Chances are I drove by your house tonight, I like the varying contrast of bricks.
Am I close??? A friend.
Report from Beverly - 0455 hours
Trace of snow - appx. 1/2 inch. Lots of wind - just like yesterday's weather folks forecasts.
Oh My God!! I need a life. Checking out SCC at 0455 hours. HELP!!!
Skilling & company get excited when theres any major change in weather.
Off the subject, did anyone go to the Bob Seger show last night @ the Allstate Arena?
No, you're not close. You aren't even in the same ballpark
Wow, the first snow of the year! I can't wait till it stops snowing and my neigbors finish shoveling out their parking spots. The first snow means I get the best choice of finding new back yard furniture.
Wine? Psuedo intellectual candy asses from the left side of the political spectrum drink white wine. We drink whiskey, whisky, scotch whisky and the ocassional bourbon whiskey.
Usually in front of a roaring bonfire of dried out democratic talking points :)
To 025 gallows, retired:
Just remember, "There is no pity, in donkey city!!!!!"
THATS JUST GREAT. MO FO'S CANT DRIVE HERE IN THE CITY WHEN THE STREET IS DRY AND THE SUN IS SHINING. ADD SNOW AND """"LOOK OUT""" .
ALERT ALERT ALERT
It is winter in Chicago and there is snow on the ground!!!!!
Be advised I have it on good authority it will be hot in July. Prepare to go to a cooling station.
God I hate the media
Just another cloutless Dago here:
Who is dis $treets & $an Gumba Picardi, and which "crew" is he from?
Nice to see that the "outfit" still gets a few slots in this city!!!!
How much snow did you get?
I hate it. I dread getting any at all...
to anonymous 10:53:27 AM,
It was a pleasure writing about the many Sir Donkey's escapades in the 025 Gallows.
I still proudly wear my Sir Donkey T shirt.
I love driving to work in the early hours with my SUV in 4 wheel mode at about 30 MPH and some 3rd world immigrant comes flying by me in his 1988 Toyota with bald tires at about 60. Chicago in the winter.
LIVE UP IN EDISON PARK, AS USUAL THE SIDE STREETS LOOKED LIKE A SKY RESORT. DROVE THROUGH THE SIDES STREETS OF NILES, I COULD OF WENT ROLLER SKATING ON THEM. I AM SURE GLAD I PAY ALLOT IN PROPERTY TAXES. I HOPE ALL THE SIDE STREETS WERE CLEARED IN BRIDGEPORT. CANNOT WAIT TILL I RETIRE AND MOVE OUT OF THE CITY.
3:46 PM
Sir Donkey:
I salute you as jovial Josef Curtin's all-time nemesis!
We will never forget DUMBO's phony horse laugh before he'd shout out "three days!"
His "exemptitude" was without peer.
At 5 this morning I threw my slippers on and went outside and marked the spot in front of my house. Nothing says winter like writing your name in the snow with a good morning pee.
I just wish it wouldn't burn so much.
Long Live Sir Donkey!
Chicago Rolls Out Cold-Weather Prostitutes
Thanks for the great laughs!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!
Nothing beats coming home after a bad day and reading this blog. You guys are GREAT ^5
Baby, it's cold outside.
Thank you, Sharky.
I heard thunder and lightening around 4:30 this morning. I looked out the window and it was snowing. It's the end of the world, I tell ya! The end of the world!!!!
Northside:
Am I the only one that appreciated your deliberate misspelling of JOSEPH? As in JoseF Stalin and the evil Dr. JoseF Mengele.
I can't help beleiving that the apparent permanent closure of the tobaggan slides at Caldwell Woods doesn't have a lot to do with the lack of Stroger constituents who would utilize and enjoy this unique Forest Preserve District facility on the Northwest side. I hear Swallow Cliffs, the granddaddy of them all is also shuttered for the same supposed reason-the lack of funds to pay a concessionaire to operate the slides on those few days that sufficient snow would would warrant their opening!
Yesterday I inquired with an officious M/1 staffer in the fieldhouse at Caldwell Woods who stated the slides will remain closed due to the inherent dangers of tobagganing and the expense to insure the facility. HaHaHa. How about the inherent danger of taking out your dog, throwing away the trash, or just walking to your car or to school for the Stroger constituents unfortunate enough to live in about seventy-five percent of the areas in this city.
I'm sure this is a payback for being white. Fuck the Democrats and fuck my neigbors who helped elect these assholes. Oh, and the best part: four years ago was the last time the slides opened. Hundreds of families were out including two black families and several hispanic families. There were black mothers and fathers with their kids on tobaggans. They appeared to be having a great time and blended in perfectly with the crowd. I'll bet dad didn't have an IR# and those kids were never saw the inside of 810 W. Montrose. For a brief moment I forgot all the lessons three generations have taught me about the Westside. But the lesson in politics is clear. And when will voters wake up?
Katey that wasn't even funny.
Oh, come on, Anon...How can you not laugh at The Onion?
Anon,
See if you can find the humor in this:
Schweaty Balls
Message to Northside:
Speaking of Josef, remember that wooden stake and wooden mallet that I used to keep in my locker? I still have it. When Josef croakes , I plan on going to his wake and driving it thru his heart. As you know, thats the only way to make sure those evil bastards stay dead.
I know its a misdemeanor. Can they touch my pension?
TO: 025 GALLOWS(ret.), NORTHSIDE,& Sir Donkey:
Have any of uz noticed how the Irish Tenor Ronan Tynan looks like a young version of Big Joe! Yes it is an insult for Mr. Tynan, who is a great singer and never did a thing to me..
I guess Big Joe really was Irish; too bad for the Irish!!!!
Speaking of Streets and San, when the fuck are they going to learn how to plow snow? I mean why the fuck can't they plow from curb to curb? Where I live we all have side drives which mean there are no cars parked on the street. I see the plow truck come by and he goes right down the middle of the street. Then he comes back again and plows, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET! Again! The same place he plowed five minutes earlier. Today I go to Park Ridge and guess what. Side streets plowed curb to curb. I return home and guess who appears? Yup, another plow truck. What do you think he did. You got it. He plowed right down the middle of the street even though there was no snow there and even though the guy yesterday plowed there twice. But wait, it gets better. What do you think he did next? Thats right, he came back again and PLOWED RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET. AGAIN! So meanwhile, the middle of my street is bone dry but the curb lane on both sides of the street are stacked with snow and my side drive is blocked! Where the fuck do they get these guys? My wife could have done a better job. I wish they would NEVER plow my street if they can't do it right.
dont forget dibs on the parking spot that you shoveled out. but its odd that the police are only called in da ghettoes to settle parking spot disputes during winter time.
What still infuriates me about Curtin is that while the memorial plaques for Greg Hauser and Ray Kilroy (God bless them) are mounted off to the side on the walls of 025, that POS Curtin's picture hangs high on the east wall overlooking the desk.
Greg and Ray despised Curtin.
Alright now, I remeber reading a few issues of 25th District Gallows laying around my near Westside district over ten years ago. Amusing enough. But can anyone explain some of the oft mentioned legends behind Sir Donkey, Donkey City, etc. Did the redoubtable Joe Sofere, no son of Galileo, really it cat food on a walk through of the lock-up? Fuck, our WC'S were Einstiens in contrast to that outfit knucklehead. Any takers?
Hell, at least your street got plowed, although poorly. All I got got was a smattering of salt on rock hard ice.
The burbs have a parking ban on streets when it snows, most have driveways and garages so it doesn't matter, plus, they don't have the hundreds of miles to plow like our guys do so they can do it that way, try asking evryone in the city to move their cars...laughable, the plow drivers would be calling for help...hahaha
2:01:12
But thats my point. There are NO cars parked on my street. We all have side drives. Yet each guy made TWO (2) passes down my street,all in the middle of the road when they each could have done one curb side. These guys are so incompetent or lazy that the thought probably didn't even occur to then. And when you bring up the fact that we have miles and miles of road to do, you sound like a mouth piece for S&S. Don't we also have hundreds of trucks? Many more than the suburbs? I'm not asking them to go down a tight side street loaded with parked cars. All I'm saying is that when they can, why not plow curb to curb? Political hacks!
Just be happy they plow at all. I remember when it snowed and the side streets NEVER got plowed.
<< Home