Sunday, February 11, 2007

Mystery Solved


This man is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's child. If located, please notify the proper authorities so that child support arrangements can be made.

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25 Comments:

Anonymous sir donkey, esq said...

When did Anna Nicole Smith live at north and kostner?

2/10/2007 11:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's true!!! It happened one night at Club Gibbons. We all thought it was farm animals Seiser had in the bedroom.

2/10/2007 11:48:00 PM  
Blogger leomemorial said...

He needs to get in line with the other daddies that are lining up now.

LOL

2/10/2007 11:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW!!!!!
THREE BIG BQQBS!
Sorry Roe, just teasing!

2/10/2007 11:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's with the LONG FACE???

2/10/2007 11:57:00 PM  
Anonymous dr. bukkake said...

LIES!

The biological father of Dannielynn is none other than Anna Nicole's late husband, J. Howard Marshall.

In January, 2006, Anna Nicole was inseminated with Marshall's cryonically preserved semen which was harvested in 1995.

2/11/2007 01:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, me and one of me co-workers (both male) are also going to step up and claim that we (or one of us) are the fathers of Anna Nicole Smith's child...socially acceptable, paternally responsible motives only, we are disavowing and all potentially monetary motives....all we (or one of us) is to determine who was in the saddle when the horse whinnied...

2/11/2007 01:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Gr**o A/3 legend said...

NO NO NO

The real father is K.C.Jns, the John L. Sullivan fighter that beat up lengendary maniac cop K.M.;the one that got launched to 20.
Anna was so turned on by this epic battle(described in the M.Bz rant),she flew K.C. to the left coast and the rest is history!!!

2/11/2007 06:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since the city and county don't have to follow the constitution, why not get the gun records from the ATF and take down everyone with more than 2 firearms??? Sewer caps! We need more sewer caps! If you have more that 10 firearms seize all property...

2/11/2007 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SEISER has better taste than that.

2/11/2007 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is seiser making sgt???

2/11/2007 10:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seiser's child eh? Somehow I don't think that he would've stooped to that low a level of a Anna Nicole Smith to lay with, but I guess we all have our moments of weakness. I'd like to have gotten a shot at that fine piece of ass myself, but I wouldn't want all the STD's she carrying.

Seiser you're the man!

2/11/2007 12:09:00 PM  
Anonymous the seiser said...

She wanted it and I gave it to her. I'm a public servant first, always remember that. It was good for public relations. It's all about CAPS.

2/11/2007 12:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope Seiser makes sergeant and sticks it to EVERYONE!!! except me of course...and he wont because Ill tell him Im the one who said I hope he makes sergeant and sticks it to EVERYONE!! except me of course

2/11/2007 01:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SEISER IS NOT THE FATHER, BUT SEISER IS MAD THAT SHE IS DEAD. ANNA NICOLE WAS A DRUNK, AND SEISER WAS HOPING THAT SHE VISIT CHICAGO AND DRIVE THROUGH THE 024 DISTRICT, SEISER PLAN , WAS TO DUI HER, AND GET PLENTY OF COURT TIME.

2/11/2007 02:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm the father!

Ronnie Rufo

2/11/2007 04:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Peter Karl said...

CAPS and Kool-Aid works!

Never underestimate the intelligence of the Chicago electorate--vote for Democratic reform!

2/11/2007 05:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Write in Seiser for mayor in '07! He already runs it... Let's make it official!

2/11/2007 05:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She was just another trash drug addict! The world is a better place with that mule dead!

2/11/2007 08:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I hope Seiser makes sergeant and sticks it to EVERYONE!!! except me of course...and he wont because Ill tell him Im the one who said I hope he makes sergeant and sticks it to EVERYONE!! except me of course

2/11/2007 01:15:00 PM

So dumb and yet very funny! I like your thinking!

2/11/2007 09:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seiser may run it, but BAKEWELL ROCKS!

2/12/2007 02:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FIRST OFF MY KNOW SEISER AND HE IS AN EXCELLENT POLICE OFFICER AND WOULD NOT SINK THAT LOW TO DATE ANA NICOLE SMITH, BUT AS FAR AS THEORIES GO I BELIEVE THE FATHER IS NONE OTHER THAN THAT IRISH PRICK FROM MASS. SEN TED KENNEDY, IF YOU THINK ABOUT EVERYBODY HE HAS EVER HAD AN AFFAIR WITH USUALLY ENDS UP DEAD. F-CK YOU TEDDY AND YOUR FAMILY.

2/12/2007 04:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THE FATHER IS THE TEFLON JUAN, THIS IS THE ONLY EXPLOIT WHERE HE WAS NOT STIPPED. HOWEVER, WELCOME BACK TO THE JOB AS A LT. AND AT THE ACADEMY.

LONG LIVE THE TEFLON JUAN

2/12/2007 06:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The real father of Anna Nicole Smith baby, is Deputy Chief Frank the rat Radke, He met her while they both in rehab together.

2/14/2007 05:11:00 PM  
Anonymous drunk tank frank said...

I'll drink to that.

2/15/2007 10:35:00 PM  

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