Thursday, February 15, 2007

Quick! Check Your Pockets!

Toddler Stroger just "discovered" $25 million lying around that will (A) spare public defenders from a 4 day work week, (B) increase the pay for Assistant State's Attorney's, thereby reducing the gap between prosecutors and public defenders, (C) save "drug school," and (D) fund a number of other social programs that had fallen to the axe.
  • The money will come from the transfer of $13.2 million from the Forest Preserves, $4.25 million from the sale of the old Domestic Violence Courthouse, the elimination of jobs exempt from the federal Shakman decree and other sources, Mayberry said.
Who knows what Urkel will discover tomorrow - stay tuned! And keep voting for democrats.

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11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

and this guy's (Urkel) "in charge"? Mn, are the folks in Cook County in trouble, or what?

2/15/2007 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is like the time laski (in college now), caught the mayor who tried to raise taxes all the sudden the mayor "found" 18 million laying around! When are the likes of daley,Urkel stroger,blogo, etc going to be indicted and sent to prison? Guess they have more power than anyone!

2/15/2007 10:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we're all in trouble, this is all smoke and mirrors man, just you wait til these tax and spend democrats really get going. and you SUCKERS keep voting them in. God help us all if Hillary or Obama get in the White House. We need to get together and when the next election rolls around get back control of Congress, keep the White House and really kick some liberal ass!!

RUDY!
RUDY!
RUDY!

2/15/2007 11:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If urkel had the balls he would stand up and say. I only ran because Massa Beavers told me to, and Im in way over my head.

Then stand up and say if you the citizens have to live within your means so should County goverment.

Man did they pull a fast one on the people of this county.

2/15/2007 03:31:00 PM  
Anonymous I didn't vote 4 todd said...

Todd, is planning to require a County Vehicle Sticker for all vehicles registered in Cook County.

The first year the sticker will be $50.00 and next year $100.00 for every vehicle registered.

Yes you will still have to buy your Chicago Shity sticker.

Thats where he found the 25 million!

2/15/2007 07:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NEWS FLASH!!!

They have been selling Cook County Vehicle Stickers for over 35 years.

It was suppose to be purchased by any vehicle owner who lived in un-incorporated Cook County. It did not require Chicago residents, or any other suburban residents to purchase them.

Chicago people use to buy them instead and try to avoid the much higher city price (they went very cheap, 10-15 dollars). They usually were caught when pulled over by CPD for another traffic violation. Many were never caught because of the poor computer system and no sharing of data between city and county.

They looked very similar to our stickers and very often were overlooked by the police and because nobody wanted to wait hours for a response from a dispatcher, if they could contact cook county.

Todd should check his other pockets and desk drawers, he may find enough to keep all those patronage people with no tax increase.

2/15/2007 10:54:00 PM  
Blogger fillmoreranger said...

thats it 4.25 million for the prime real estate. I wonder what stroger relative is the developer

2/16/2007 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Attention, the County board is in session!

WATCH YOUR HAT AND COAT

2/16/2007 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stroger is controlled by his owner william billy beavers a assclown from way back but again the ministers coalition keeps him there! only in chicago!

2/16/2007 12:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dint he jus hire hiz cusint to count da money hmmm

2/17/2007 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GOOD NEWS!!!!!


Although the County had to fire policemen, investigators, and attorneys NONE of our beloved TODDLER'S high paid political hack relatives will be affested!!!!


THANK YOU JESUS

2/17/2007 10:32:00 AM  

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