Monday, May 28, 2007

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From an amusing reader of ours:

The fun never ends at SCC.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy Cow!thats the comander from 008 lil leo "the steroid junkie shmuck!"

5/27/2007 11:25:00 PM  
Anonymous snake plisken said...

I'll meet that Flair guy at the Jeff Tap or Belmont/Lotus(TONY'S NEVER INN), or wherever he wants. I'll supply the trash can lids!!

5/27/2007 11:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I Got My Gold Star Here!"

5/27/2007 11:37:00 PM  
Anonymous dick da bruzer/boozer said...

I want a piece of this guy, but keep the hitney broad out of it!

5/27/2007 11:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Nana said...

Is that my District Commander? He seemed like such a nice young man. I was going to bake some cookies for him, but now, oh dear, it seems like I need to bring him a case of Old Milwaukee.

Nana Babushka
Clearing

5/27/2007 11:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like Gorgeous George, (I’m dating myself) promoting a wrestling match.

Tag team match between CPD and limp wristed cry baby lawyer wrapped out-of-town scum yuppies!

5/28/2007 12:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe SCC should have a monthly list of the best posts, most well written posts.

5/28/2007 12:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're damned right my dick is this big...

5/28/2007 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wooooooo!! you may have moved the nature WWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! boy to the eigth district but..WWWOOOOOO!!! it still dosent matter cause the nature boy is gonna still tell ya why!! WHHHOOOOO!!!!! cause the nature boy ric flare is havin a blast in 008 WHHHOOO!!!! jefferson park tap!!! WHHHOOOOOOOO!!! unfortunat event but WHHHOOO!!! it wont happen in 008!! my guys WHHHOOOOOO!!! are too good to get into that kind of WWHHHHHOOO!!! trouble WWHHHOOOO!!! and thats the way its gonna happen...........WWWWWWHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

5/28/2007 05:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Caption.... "Jefferson park wwwhhhooooo!!!!."

5/28/2007 05:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
You're damned right my dick is this big...

5/28/2007 12:24:00 AM



We have a winner!

5/28/2007 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
MY GUYS GO TO JAIL AND I GET A DISTRICT!
WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
TO BE THE MAN YOU HAVE TO HAVE A WIFE WITH CLOUT!
WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

5/28/2007 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, another merit goof who couldn't pass a promotional examination (I passed two!). Brought to you by the same Hanhardt & Hinchey Outfit crony who promoted the the other eighty-percent of the bosses who couldn't pass a test, but we're sharp enough to remember who to split the money with.

5/28/2007 11:50:00 AM  
Blogger Levois said...

LOL!!! The Nature Boy is my favorite.

5/28/2007 12:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whooooooooooo! Got out of here just in time, Suckers.........

5/28/2007 03:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, you need to pipe in music on this blog for particular posts. How about this tune:

WHO MADE BY WHO
BY AC/DC

5/28/2007 03:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DAMN I WORK IN THE WEST SIDE AND SURE DO MISS HIM COMING OVER THE AIR AND SAYING "CAR 44A SEND ONE OF MY CARS OVER THERE" YEAH SO THEY CAN JUST WALK AROUND CRIME SCENE NOT CATCHING THE OFFENDER AND NOT COLLECTING INFO TRYING TO LOOK IMPORTANT IN THEIR GAP JEANS

5/28/2007 03:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wooooooo!! you may have moved the nature WWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! boy to the eigth district but..WWWOOOOOO!!! it still dosent matter cause the nature boy is gonna still tell ya why!! WHHHOOOOO!!!!! cause the nature boy ric flare is havin a blast in 008 WHHHOOO!!!! jefferson park tap!!! WHHHOOOOOOOO!!! unfortunat event but WHHHOOO!!! it wont happen in 008!! my guys WHHHOOOOOO!!! are too good to get into that kind of WWHHHHHOOO!!! trouble WWHHHOOOO!!! and thats the way its gonna happen...........WWWWWWHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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F*ckin' hilarious!!!

5/28/2007 05:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LEO IS A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

5/28/2007 06:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey 03:37....
dont be a HATER....we got enough haters outside the department!!!!

5/28/2007 06:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you guys that work in 008 are a bunch of asshats! no, you guys are a bunch of assclowns! no, you guys are a bunch of goofs! no , i mean well you get the picture

5/28/2007 07:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Father Tomasino said...

Former Lieutenant David O'Callaghan returns to his roots.

5/28/2007 08:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Napolean Dynamite said...

I'm LEO...WWOOOO...

Founder of the LEO Kwon Do Self-Defense System…WWOOOO...

After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly...he reflexes of a puma...and the wisdom of a man. WWOOOO...

Come down today for your free trial lesson! WWOOOO...

My name is LEO, and if you study with my eight-week program you will learn a system of self-defense that I developed over two seasons of fighting in the Octagon. It's called LEO Kwon Do! WWOOO...

First off at LEO Kwon Do, we use the buddy system! No more flyin' solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times! JUST ASK THOSE PUNK BITCHES AT THE JEFFERSON TAP!! WWOOOO-WWOOOO...

Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. Do you think I got where I am today because I dress like Peter Pan here? HELL NO!! WWOOO-WWOOO, I HAD A PHONE CALL YOU BITCHES!! MY WIFE'S OL'MAN HAS THE HOOK UP WITH DALEY! YOU DUMB ASSESS!! GET - WWOOOO REAL - WWOOOO..I NEVER PASSED A TEST ON MY OWN! WWOOO!

Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. Do you think anybody wants
a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearin' these bad boys? WWOOOO... LOOK AT THIS TAN!!! WWOOOO... LOOK AT MY HAIR!

LEO Kwon Do will get YOU promoted! Bend over and let me see if I can stick something this big...up your ass too!! WWOOOO - WWOOO.....Who wants the park car? WWOO-WWOO, who wants tact??

5/28/2007 11:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You left out the fake awards on his chest, you no bs merit number suck hole, i be the greatest, no one has more stories or baggage,
i own a busiess with a dope dealer ribbon, waiting in line to dine and blow Cline with bike boy murphy commendation

Please GOD bring in a guy from outside this department to stop this moron

5/28/2007 11:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leave lt. doc out of it he was a policeman not a bleepin idiot like the wrestler and his merry men

5/28/2007 11:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Snethen said...

If all the 008th district coppers are assholes, maybe you should transfer there and show them how an exceptional copper like you with all your experience would handle the job!

5/29/2007 12:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dave O'Calahan is only dumb from the neck up though.

5/29/2007 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey 3:37


I agree, you are a hater!

you're probably just mad that they might look good in their gap jeans and more than likely, you're a fat ass who can't fit into GAP jeans.

HATER !

5/29/2007 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If all the 008th district coppers are assholes, maybe you should transfer there and show them how an exceptional copper like you with all your experience would handle the job!

5/29/2007 12:00:00 AM

The Campbell Boys did. They are showing everyone on 3W 008 day after day how to do the job.

5/29/2007 01:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO! I'm so lucky to have two Campbell Boys on my third watch, WWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO! I can clean and press one with this arm then WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO! Clean and press the other one with this arm WWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
My Campbell Boys Rule WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!

5/29/2007 01:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5/29/2007 12:00:00 AM

The Campbell Boys did. They are showing everyone on 3W 008 day after day how to do the job.

5/29/2007 01:31:00 AM

Where can I get the nerd glasses Campbell wears??

5/29/2007 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From an 008th District P.O.........
I have never had any problems with our commander. I see and hear the guy riding on calls day in and day out....he is always looking for the tact/gang teams on the radio...and the man is polite when you see him. All of these things were NOT done by our past commander so the man could dress up like rick flair all he wants because in my book he is doin just fine here! Maybe I just dont know cause I've never worked the west and north side. Anyways, much better than the last guy we had by far! My two cents

5/29/2007 10:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The PP taste so good the PP taste so good.

5/29/2007 10:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SINCE WHEN DID "8-BALLS" TURN INTO THE "CAMPBELL BOYS?" I WAS A MEMBER OF THE 008 TAC TEAM IN EARLY 2004 AND WE NEVER REFERRED TO OURSELVES AS "CAMPBELL BOYS"...WE WILL ALWAYS BE THE 8-BALLS...WE HAD BALLS OF STEEL AND WERE THE BADDEST MOTHERS ON THE PLANET. ALL YOU OTHER BITCH BOY TAC TEAMS CAN SUCK MY GOLDENROD!

FORMER 8-BALLS

5/29/2007 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SINCE WHEN DID "8-BALLS" TURN INTO THE "CAMPBELL BOYS?" I WAS A MEMBER OF THE 008 TAC TEAM IN EARLY 2004 AND WE NEVER REFERRED TO OURSELVES AS "CAMPBELL BOYS"...WE WILL ALWAYS BE THE 8-BALLS...WE HAD BALLS OF STEEL AND WERE THE BADDEST MOTHERS ON THE PLANET. ALL YOU OTHER BITCH BOY TAC TEAMS CAN SUCK MY GOLDENROD!

FORMER 8-BALLS

5/29/2007 10:47:00 AM

*******************************

What the hell are u saying???????? Wow! Med check please, we need a med check.

5/29/2007 12:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My name is LEO, and if you study with my eight-week program you will learn a system of self-defense that I developed over two seasons of fighting in the Octagon. It's called LEO Kwon Do! WWOOO...


Now that is some funny shit - that LEO KWON DO

5/29/2007 01:32:00 PM  
Anonymous "tony bones in 008" said...

No idea why everyone hates the people in 008... what the hell do we do to everyone else. I cant belive how many back stabbers are on this sight. We all do the same job and should stick together. ive got 28 years on this job and i can tell that the people who are talking the most sh*t are the KIDS...no CHILDREN who think they know everything about this job. If i can give you any advice.... never bad mouth one of your own, stick together. when you get more time on this job youll realize that the only friends who you will wanna hang out with and really be tight with are your fellow police.. the crap that is said on this sight is cowardly. you never bash another copper just cause they work in another unit or district. For once in my life im actually glad that i get to retire next year. the entire mentality of the people on this job has changed... YOU ALL HAVE BECOME INDIVIDUALS!!! what happened to being friends and a team with everyone that wears blue... its a sad time to be the police.

5/29/2007 01:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN THE OBH RUNS WILD ON YOU!!!! BROTHER!!!!!!!

5/29/2007 01:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"whoooooo finally leo comes to 008", what a pussy grew up a girl, his wife is a clout bitch he is my hero! Hey leo can you illegally tow more cars moron??? amybe you can promise all your tact boys ribbons for their chest like the ones you wore to school in your hair!

5/29/2007 03:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why is he not stripped due to jefferson park incident? Oh right because of wife clout!!

5/29/2007 03:27:00 PM  
Anonymous the shirtless man said...

Shirtless man reviews his department cell phone records

5/29/2007 04:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember when the eight district tactical team had Sergeants that were real leaders. Like the late Steve Stewart and Jim Waltemath. All the jag offs and John Corless stool pigeons were all on Jerry Duseks team. A lot of work got done and everybody had a lot of fun as a team. Those days are gone forever. RIP Steve and Jim.

5/29/2007 09:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CAPTION " WHHOOO! Who took all medals off my bath robe!?!? and wheres my rubber ducky!?!? On a serious note he's all right. I never met him before he came to 008, but hes been pretty decent so far.

5/30/2007 02:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Enough already! Please stop!

Leo S.

5/30/2007 05:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O work in 008, and, I have to admit, the new Commander is like a breath of fresh air in this place.
He definitely knows tha streets, I've seen him show up on a couple of in progress calls. He actually SPEAKS to everyone. I know it's early in the game for him, but so far, I actually like what I see.
Hope he sticks around for a while.
I've seen more than a few 'bodies' come back to life since he got here. Everyone seems to move a step or two quicker now.

5/30/2007 06:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HE IS ON THE RADIO A LOT! MAYBE HE WILL BE OK! BUT DAM IF HE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A RINGER FOR FLAIR!

5/30/2007 12:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is jefferson tap and the bar on 63rd and harlem "escapades" both police hangouts? i have observed a lil red head in the parking lot removing his blue chicago police shirt and a really big guy with a cigar exit an unmarked police vehicle and enter the bar via the back door. i have noticed the same vehicle parked for long periods of time at said location over the last few months.

5/30/2007 10:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how about this caption: Once a pompous Asshole, Always a pompous Asshole"

5/31/2007 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
SINCE WHEN DID "8-BALLS" TURN INTO THE "CAMPBELL BOYS?" I WAS A MEMBER OF THE 008 TAC TEAM IN EARLY 2004 AND WE NEVER REFERRED TO OURSELVES AS "CAMPBELL BOYS"...WE WILL ALWAYS BE THE 8-BALLS...WE HAD BALLS OF STEEL AND WERE THE BADDEST MOTHERS ON THE PLANET. ALL YOU OTHER BITCH BOY TAC TEAMS CAN SUCK MY GOLDENROD!

FORMER 8-BALLS

5/29/2007 10:47:00 AM

......................is this Muth?

5/31/2007 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As soon as I get done kicking your ass I'm going to make my phone call and get into a better unit

5/31/2007 04:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I definitely respect this new guy the last one was a clown!!

Hope the last clown retires soon with the rest of the Irish Mafia e.g. Cline, Molloy

6/01/2007 07:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I worked for Leo on the Area 5 Agg Batt team. We were #1 in the city under Leo in clearances. He never failed to thank us or reward us like a good boss does. The work kinda sucked but we enjoyed working for Leo so Me and My partner agreed to stay. I'd work for Leo any day anywhere!!

6/01/2007 11:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8 balls refers to balls of steel? i thought you made a reference to the amount of coke you are shoving up your nose. 8th district coppers have always been a disgrace to the department. i think the 10th district is a close second. the 10th district only is concerned about the tail immigrants on 26th street. the 8th district has let garfield ridge/clearing/st bedes parrish/st dennis/ all go to shit. and the sad thing is that a good majority of coppers live in this district. you cant get police service west of central as on many occasions i have seen squads from 008 in scummit/argo/cicero/berwyn/oaklawn/burbank and no where close to where the action is. for a long time i thought that they must be giving free coffee to the coppers at 79th cicero( southwest book and video.) little did i know this is a porn hang out for perverts and on many occassions the lot is full of 008th district squads. they should just combine the 008th/010th district as they are both ghettos now thanks to the dogs that work in these districts....signed tru copper

6/02/2007 04:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
SINCE WHEN DID "8-BALLS" TURN INTO THE "CAMPBELL BOYS



...Since Molloy,Carroll took care of their "boys" and brought in Flunkies like Scott. Hope this guy will make some changes soon.

6/02/2007 05:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn't someone post a few weeks ago about Commander Schmitz's nephew being investigated and possibly being indicted for bad search warrants? Is this true of just vindictive internet gossip?

6/03/2007 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey 0337 you wrote a little jealous. sounds like you do it all, if you had the same clout you would of taken the spot, but whhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooo, i got it, whhhhhooooooooooo. lets go to disney world, whoooooooooooooo

6/04/2007 07:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wheres marko? you pussy ass, back where you belong

6/04/2007 07:45:00 PM  
Anonymous no so anonymous in 008... said...

......they should just combine the 008th/010th district as they are both ghettos now thanks to the dogs that work in these districts....signed tru copper

blah blah blah..wahh wahhh wahh.. hey blowhard... we cant regulate who moves into garfield ridge. trust me there are alot of good coppers that work out west and there is no problem getting police service at all. its not 008s fault if trash is moving in. since when can squad cars drive around and tell people to move from the neighborhood. i really think you should blame the great white flight from bedes, dennis tommy more and now from the west end. im not gonna argue with you because you are clearly an idiot. If you want to talk crap please...and i impolore you...please wait outside of the radio room or of the station after 008 3rd watch gets out at 2310. im in d.o.g. 1 so pick a good day and we will talk about it. and if your a little piss ant 2 year wonder like i think you are i will show you what it really means to be the police....all 28yrs of my experience...and ill even cover up my shirt so you dont see my stipes and there are no distractions. if you wanna rip on other policeman or go your own way and think you are an awesome copper, then i will help you keep your mouth closed jr. i think i like wednesday at 2315 for our talk. hopefully we will see you, but since your from tru... im sure you wont have the guts to show

6/04/2007 09:53:00 PM  

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