And Again...
Which Rex will show up? We figure we know which Defense will show up.
UPDATE: 17-3 halftime lead. Defense fine, Special Teams great, Offense still anemic.
UPDATE: Final score 20-10. See above comments. The defense has held two opponents to 24 points? That's fantastic - top ten in the league and with their talent should only improve. The Offense has scored only 23 points - 6 from special teams and 11 from the kicker. That's pathetic. If they want to beat our 8 and 8 prediction, they're going to have to step it up.
We saw a humorous post the other day but we can't remember where. The blogger ranked the NFL teams by Star Wars character. The Bears measured out at "Anakin Skywalker - Brash and Talented, but has no arm." We'll try to find it somewhere.
UPDATE: The smartest readers in the world find the link for us. We're moving it here from the comments section. Click over and laugh. Post corrected for quote.
Labels: sports
posted by SCC at 2:29 AM
47 Comments:
If any of you cpd clowns feel like being a man and want to do some real police work, take our upcoming exam. Not only can you be a cop, but you can also spend half the year as a brave fireman. And no, I didn't have any clout to get where I am. I started out as a guard at the gates to make sure no outside riff-raff came into my town. Now, I'm a detective working in the cold case squad. I'm currently working on a tragic case that happened in 1996 when a group of miscreants decided to dump a bottle of mr. bubble into our town's beloved water fountain on river road, causing traffic to back up all the way into Park Ridge because of all the dreaded bubbles that overflowed in the street. I'm closing the net on those no good bastards! That's why the chicks all dig us Rosemont coppers because we kick ass, got good tans, look tough, and get laid!!!
Olde Merry Xmas GC says....
why oh why do we have to suffer Rexy Syndrome week after miserable week....Hey Angelo, go get a top caliber guy like.....
Drew Bledsoe or something already...
BTW (this being another Mexican holiday) Eviva el Seiser e eviva los hermanos Campbell (008)
***OFF TOPIC RANT***
Steve Wilkos (former 014)TRU-LY should show greater gratitude to the fine folks at the LIARS CLUB (1665 W. Fullerton) for the ultimate support they've shown him over the many years. His televised success would never have happened without them. Those folks are very great freinds of the CPD. Brothers and Sisters in Blue (especially 018) I hope you show show them the most permissable discretion you are allowed and don't be afraid to patronize their establishment!
Merry Xmas GC!
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL GREEN BAY PACKER MORNING!! WELL, WERE JUST HOURS AWAY FROM WATCHING THE 1ST PLACE PACKERS PLAY THE GIANTS IN NY. THE GIANTS ARE A LITTLE BANGED UP BUT STILL A THREAT. THE PACKERS DEFENSE SHOULD TAKE CARE OF THEM. OK, HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT PACKER DAY. PACKERS 27 GIANTS 17 BEARS WILL TRY TO CATCH UP!!! NOT!
GOD BLESS THE GREEN BAY PACKERS!!!
"That's why the chicks all dig us Rosemont coppers because we kick ass, got good tans, look tough, and get laid!!!
9/16/2007 04:08:00 AM"
Apparently Standing on River Rd when its 30 below accelerates the onset of Alzheimers.
What you meant to say you were turned down by CPD cause you failed the psych. But thank god they built a Target store in the village so you can supplement your 12 dollar an hour existence.
SCC,
The AFC is head and shoulders better than the NFC. You may not like it, but it's true.
New bears commercial (in the style of Lovie Smiths comcast commercials):
Smith sees Wade Phillips (head coach for the Cowboys).
Smith: Hey Wade, you have a winning team... enlighten me.
Phillips: You know that moment when you know your offense is firing on all cylinders, and every time the ball is in the air you know its gonna hit its mark for a gain? Thats when you know youve won.
Smith (lowers his head and sadly states): No, I still have Grossman.
Phillips laughs loudly and walks away.
well if any of u guys watched the game last weekend that was not Rex's fault. There was NO running game at all and its extremely difficult to have a passing attack when u rush for 30yds. Benson and peterson are the keys to this offense. If they have good game, bears will put up 28 pts. also, expect hester to get a few more touches offensively as teams are not going to kick to him on returns anymore. Bears 27 KC 10
Anonymous said...
***OFF TOPIC RANT***
Steve Wilkos (former 014)TRU-LY should show greater gratitude to the fine folks at the LIARS CLUB (1665 W. Fullerton) for the ultimate support they've shown him over the many years. His televised success would never have happened without them. Those folks are very great freinds of the CPD. Brothers and Sisters in Blue (especially 018) I hope you show show them the most permissable discretion you are allowed and don't be afraid to patronize their establishment!
Merry Xmas GC!
9/16/2007 04:57:00 AM
What does that have to do with Bears football? Besides, he was a lazy, do nothing when he worked in 014. All he did was take up space.
Back on topic....it will be the "If I wasn't playing pro football, the only job I'm qualified for is making donuts at Dunkin Donuts Rex."
I gonna gamble with my fantasy football team. Tom Brady and his TE Ben Watson are on the bench while I start Rex Grossman and "Moose" Muhammed witht the gimpy leg. I gotta good feelin' onthis one guys........
Great Daily Southtown article SCC!
Here is the link for anyone who missed HIS interview!
http://www.dailysouthtown.com/news/558952,091607scc.article
OT: Just read the Southtown story..."In another insiders' gag, everything good or bad that happens in the department is blamed on "Seiser," a low or middle-ranking and apparently blameless cop in the 24th District, who, as cop graffiti in restrooms all the way from Indiana to Wisconsin proclaims, "runs it." "
Out-fucking-standing!!!! Seiser does indeed run it! I literally spit coffee on my screen when I saw that!
I'LL BET $100.00 THAT THE UNIFORM OF THE DAY FOR THE RIDICULOUS CLOWNS ON THE 2462 TEAM WILL INCLUDE
1.microwavable popcorn,instead of pepperspray
ATTENTION 2462 TEAM CLOWNS YOUR UNIFORM OF THE DAY TO INCLUDE
1.riot helmets,to stave off cranial injuries suffered from falling off barstools
2.microwavable popcorn instead of pepperspray,chances are you won't even leave the station anyway.
3.sandbags,for the 1st unfortunate bastard you morphidites lock up.
4.hair gel,hair gel,hair gel.If no hair gel make sure to bring baseball hat(worn backwards of course to make you look SOOOO TOUGH)
5.the "my daddy is a boss,so you better not mess with me glare".
6.memory pills because unfortunately your DADDY'S ARE NO LONGER ON THE JOB,to put a brick on me you arrogant little knobs
7.posturepedic chairs for the tac office because with that much sitting with feet on a desk you put strain on your tender little backs..OUCH!!!!!!I FEEL AN IOD COMING.
8.pogo sticks for jumping on any paper a beat car brings in,but yet still being so lazy you won't even leave your "clubhouse" to look for a bad guy
9.condescending looks at anyone who isn't as cool as you,like the poor bastards who actually have to respond to,get this,911 calls.They must be so soft huh!"Anyone who go's North of Touhy is soft!"
10.more bad mouthing again of the Sgt in 016 that you all are so jealous of for actually making rank you crybabies!
P.S. Bears 17
CHIEFS 3
2462 0000000000'S
Off topic of the Bears but,
I would like to know why I was driving from the grocery store today and saw either 2271 or 2272 with a Mexican flag flying from the passenger side vehicle. I was wondering why it is ok to do so. What trouble would I get in if I stuck to my roots of my grandfathers who fought for Nazi Germany during WWII and flew that flag to honor my "heritage". You assholes live in the United States of America not Mexico, not Ireland so ditch the flags assholes.
TO G. B ROSEMONT, I LOVE ROSEMONT WHERE DO I APPLY?
http://www.dailysouthtown.com/news/558952,091607scc.article
WOW SCC YOU AMD IT 3 PAGES IN THE DAILY SOUTHTOWN TODAY I URGE EVERYONE TO READ THIS ARTICLE AND GET THE PAPER! I COULD KISS YOU AND BEING A CUTE FEMALE A LOT MORE! THANKS FOR ALL THE USEFUL INFORMATION, KEEP UP THE GREAT JOBE WE HAVE SOME CLOUT ON THE RUN THANKS AGAIN!! THIS SHOULD HAVE ITS OWN THREAD!
Anonymous said...
***OFF TOPIC RANT***
Steve Wilkos (former 014)TRU-LY should show greater gratitude to the fine folks at the LIARS CLUB (1665 W. Fullerton) for the ultimate support they've shown him over the many years. His televised success would never have happened without them. Those folks are very great freinds of the CPD. Brothers and Sisters in Blue (especially 018) I hope you show show them the most permissable discretion you are allowed and don't be afraid to patronize their establishment!
Merry Xmas GC!
9/16/2007 04:57:00 AM
FUCK WILKOS NOT BUT A PUSSY ON THE JOB AND OFF! TUFF GUY HOW ABOUT MAJOR JAGOFF WANT TO BE SHAVED HEAD! HOPE HIS SHOW BOMBS THE JAGOFF! BY THE WAY THAT BAR IS ANOTHER JEFFERSON TAP WAITING TO HAPPEN!
Nice article in the Daily Southtown SCC.
The powers that be must be going nuts.....again
OFF TOPIC:
Congrats SCC you are now have credibility! With you being on the front page of the Southtown Econimist my phone hasnt stopped ringing.
My neighbor stayed up reading til the wee hours of the night according to his wife.
My phone calls have asked questions and made statements like:
Is the police department/City as corupt as alledged on SCC? How many Police are really on the street at any one time? WHY DIDNT I HEAR ABOUT ???? IN THE NEWS?
High five to ya SCC you have given coppers a voice that is being listened to.
P.S. Hello to all the reporters, Lawyers, Exempts, Aldercreatures, Lurkers and thier minions.
Off topic of the Bears but,
I would like to know why I was driving from the grocery store today and saw either 2271 or 2272 with a Mexican flag flying from the passenger side vehicle. I was wondering why it is ok to do so. What trouble would I get in if I stuck to my roots of my grandfathers who fought for Nazi Germany during WWII and flew that flag to honor my "heritage". You assholes live in the United States of America not Mexico, not Ireland so ditch the flags assholes.
F.Y.I. The regular wagon crew in 022 was never assigned there to the Mexican parade (presumably in 004). One of the gang teams was sent there by order of Dep Chief Skahill, but that call wasn't received until 1300 or so. They couldn't have made it that fast, assuming you came home and then got on the computer, then had the webmaster approve your message immediately. Another crew perhaps?
Wilkos was about as worthless a cop as there ever was in 014. Next to no arrests, no tickets, nothing. He had no problem running out of the district to go screw a producer on that horrible show he worked on, until his wife walked into 014 one day with pictures of Stevio removing his beat tag on Oak street before running up in the condo building to put it to the producer. What a selfish sack of shit. I hope the guy's show does well, because he would have a real hard time finding some partners to carry his water the way the two guys he shared a car with did back in the day in 014. What a waste of a badge if there ever was one!
Thank God we have Devin Hester, REX sucks ass!
They should have dumped Benson, kept Jones.
MOPRAH!!! I love it, I might just frame the Daily Southtown article about you SCC!
Cheers to you, the only true news source in Chicago.
HESTER = THE MAN
CHUCK NORRIS WISHES HE COULD RETURN PUNT RETURNS LIKE HIM.
http://www.dailysouthtown.com/news/558952,091607scc
I went to this link and it is no longer available and I wonder why?
Powers that be might have that much juice, as to have the paper pull the article from the website.
For once, rosco and I agree.
Anonymous said...
TO G. B ROSEMONT, I LOVE ROSEMONT WHERE DO I APPLY?
9/16/2007 01:36:00 PM
Apply at the custamer service counter at Target.
On the application, cross out Target and write in Police.
For the position applying for box, write in, Political Hack.
Then hand it to Guido.
Good Luck!
8:11:00 and others:
If you go to the main page at
http://www.dailysouthtown.com/index.html
there's a link, it's article 2, under the news column.
It looks like the link posted earlier in these threads was cut off. The full link is (and I'm putting it on 2 lines here because this Blogger site seems to cut links -- so when you copy it, make sure you combine it into 1 line):
http://www.dailysouthtown.com/
news/558952,091607scc.article
I had a laugh reading the article, SCC.
Star Wars Rankings
Never mind, I found it. There goes my public school education kicking in again. Great article for SCC. If this keeps up, we might have a blog run our union.
http://www.dailysouthtown.com/news/558952,091607scc
I went to this link and it is no longer available and I wonder why?
Powers that be might have that much juice, as to have the paper pull the article from the website.
9/16/2007 08:11:00 PM
It's still there... go to their main page, there's a link to the article right there. Try this one:
http://www.dailysouthtown.com/news/558952,091607scc.article
I fell off my chair at those star wars rankings got a concussion and still lauphing
Off topic of the Bears but,
I would like to know why I was driving from the grocery store today and saw either 2271 or 2272 with a Mexican flag flying from the passenger side vehicle. I was wondering why it is ok to do so. What trouble would I get in if I stuck to my roots of my grandfathers who fought for Nazi Germany during WWII and flew that flag to honor my "heritage". You assholes live in the United States of America not Mexico, not Ireland so ditch the flags assholes.
9/16/2007 01:36:00 PM
And what did you do about it ? Nothing if you were such a tough guy you would have chased the wagon down and tell'em instead of running home to bitch about it here on SCC, you coward.
"not Ireland so ditch the flags assholes.
9/16/2007 01:36:00 PM"
Huh? Which is it asshat? A mexican flag or the Irish tricolor?
St.Pat's is 6months away, so I highly doubt it was an Irish flag you saw. Or was that your lame ass attempt to be PC & not offend the newest latina PPO you want to make the moves on. Lame @ best.
The best post I have seen on here in awhile!! Go Pack!
I gonna gamble with my fantasy football team. Tom Brady and his TE Ben Watson are on the bench while I start Rex Grossman and "Moose" Muhammed witht the gimpy leg. I gotta good feelin' onthis one guys........
9/16/2007 11:19:00 AM
Ya fucked that one up!
9/16/2007 01:36:00 PM
And what did you do about it ? Nothing if you were such a tough guy you would have chased the wagon down and tell'em instead of running home to bitch about it here on SCC, you coward.
9/16/2007 10:51:00 PM
Ok Tough guy like you would chase down a marked police vehicle, off duty to do something about it! P.O. or not if your off duty you aint shit when it comes to an on duty copper. But some one like you instead of bitching about a copper who pissed you off on a blog you would probably cry to ops and get a # on another copper. One thing I do know is you wouldn't chase no one down, if did it to me I tell you to f%^k yourself!
THE FIRST PLACE GREEN BAY PACKERS LOOKED AWESOME YESTERDAY. CAN'T WAIT FOR OCT. 7TH. GOD BLESS THE GREEN BAY PACKERS!!!
The entry claiming to be a Rosemont det. is obviously one of own dickhead CPD brethren, why break bad on Rosemont? they do both police and fire, their village gives them whatever they want, they make more than we do and get waaaaay more ot than they can handle, between Allstate Arena, the convention center and the theater. They also have an auxillary force of over 300, it's a part-time position with full-time pay, they also get great training, better than most other departments, including our beloved CPD, so quit your derisive bs, you are no better than anyone else.
Frannie, shut up.
Anonymous said...
Off topic of the Bears but,
I would like to know why I was driving from the grocery store today and saw either 2271 or 2272 with a Mexican flag flying from the passenger side vehicle. I was wondering why it is ok to do so. What trouble would I get in if I stuck to my roots of my grandfathers who fought for Nazi Germany during WWII and flew that flag to honor my "heritage". You assholes live in the United States of America not Mexico, not Ireland so ditch the flags assholes.
9/16/2007 01:36:00 PM
Hey,believe it or not, they invented this neat gadget called a telephone..you can actually call someone and have them meet you at a location,that isn't to scary for you. Anddddd you can tell them in person what it is or was that hurt your feelings. Naaaa it's easier just to be irresponsible and try to jam another cop. Nice try, it didn't work. You must be fun to work with.
9/17/2007 03:19:00 AM
Hey I didn't call no one, and I wasn't going to chase them down. I was simply stating a fact. I wouldn't get a number on a copper and I have no problem with confronting someone face to face. Keep talking shit sparky. If the wagon was still outside of Dominics when I got out of the store I would have said something.
RE: The entry claiming to be a Rosemont det. is obviously one of own dickhead CPD brethren, why break bad on Rosemont?
9/17/2007 12:37:00 PM
Nice job Beretta, duh, of course it probably one of your fellow coppers. It was meant to be funny. why are u sucking off Rosemont anyway, hope to get lucky and snag a job suckass? good luck. you probably cried when mayor count dracula kicked the bucket.
WELL, LOOK HERE!!! THE OWNER OF THE BEAR BLOGGER SEEMS TO HAVE GIVEN UP. I UNDERSTAND THE FRUSTRATION THAT YOU HAVE WITH BAD REX!!! THERE IS ALWAYS TIME TO GO OVER TO THE OTHER SIDE (THE GREEN BAY PACKER SIDE). ENJOY THE GAMES TODAY AND THEY SHOULD BE INTERESTING. GOD BLESS THE GREEN BAY PACKERS!!!
3-0, GOD BLESS THE GREEN BAY PACKERS!!!
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