D'oh!
A 20-year-old man suffered a fatal gunshot wound to the head while he was apparently playing with the gun at a South Side home Saturday night.
About 9:30 p.m., police responded to reports of a man shot in the head at the 11300 block of South Yale Avenue, police News Affairs Officer Amina Greer said.
According to a report from the police First Deputy Superintendent's office, the man was playing with a handgun when he accidentally shot himself. The man's girlfriend told police she left the man to go to the bathroom and while she was in there she heard a gunshot, the deputy's report said.
Call us cynical, but we hope someone thought to do a GSR on the corpse and the girlfriend. Stupid is as stupid does, but make sure, just in case.
Labels: crime, silly people
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
40 Comments:
What a dipshit!!!!!!!Didn't mama teach him not to play with guns....
Please Capt. Kenny, 012....
Don't take anymore time off. Leaving us with those two incompetent Lts. Jeri.W & Fran C. is cruel and unusual punishment. Two incompetent broads. Funny how they both appear on the work sheets, but only one appears at work. We on the 3rd watch have no problem with the scam they are pulling, IAD and the Feds. might but we don't. But why then do they shit on us when they are here. Pleeeese Capt. Kenny save us from these two incompetent broads.....
I thought guns were illegal in the city. Will Da Mayor be speaking out on this? "Guns are killing our children!" (its NEVER the PEOPLE behind the guns) Legal gun stores who obey all laws when selling a gun as in our Constituitional right to have one are to blame! Not the peeps illegally stealing or buying them. Where is Jesse Jackson? Rev. Al - are you still in town? Thanks to SCC, I'm a Rev now - me, Al and Jesse are constituents.
Come on SCC just because we work in Area 2 doesnt mean were useless.
Every one in the house got a Gun shot residue test. This is another job the dicks should do instead of waiting for the forensic investigators in slow motion making sergeants pay, to show up.
Hey residents of the 008th District did you know that on Saturday there was 3 DOAs on 3rd watch??
BIG DEAL! Who Cares?
Well that left no beat cars available for the 10 sector at all. So if you needed a car, Off-Duty 10-1 you were screwed.
SOME BODY CUT 008 IN HALF.
Staffing could be done by getting rid of TRU. Why TRU? Cause they are the best in the CPD! Just ask them. I did while about 10 of them were eating at Portillo's on Harlem in Summit.
Those guys in 008 are stretched real thin, and I almost feel bad for them. BTW does a traffic car exist in 008? I almost got hit at on Nottingham by some stroke in a Mercedes SUV sporting a Hat Band over his rear view mirror.
Ya Im venting.
should we feel for the lose of this guy. i am not surprised that the police are not blamed for this great lose of a human being.
Someone just lost a court date. Damn. Next.
I was on the scene for this one. The papers and the City left out that he spun the cylinder, put the gun to his head and pulled the trigger. The cylinder in the revolver contained one bullet.
It was a game of Russian Roulette.
GSR's were performed on all parties involved.
We're sure they did GSR's on everyone. We're just poking fun at the all-too-often occurrence of husbands/boyfriends to accidentally shoot themselves while their wives/girlfriends are in the bathroom and nobody saw a thing.
One witness, one dead guy - who gets to tell the story?
Come to the 005th District, it's a BLAST!
OFF TOPIC !!!
OFF TPOIC !!!!
Does anyone know who the M/2 ,lives in the 5500 Block of sout Austin, drives a black SUV, I think a Caddy Escalade. Plenty of times I've seen him driving like a huge tool( I'm off duty ). Like a shithead, he has to be the first at the light, drives thru red-lights, to pass someone up - drives in opposing lanes of traffic. Crazy speeder, and if you try to get a look at him to see who's driving, he gives you "the look", then speeds off like a bitch. I ran the plate
(some time ago), he lives in 5500 block of Austin, italian last name. Oh yea, the most important thing - he has FOP medallion on back, and hat band on rearview mirror. The hat band made me think he was not the police. Only a certain set use that to identify themselves as P.O. and they aint 2's.
Back to this nut driver -I looked him up on the Dept listing - not there.
A criminal records check showed he was charged with a felony - I think it was "Bribery" or some official offense.
I can't remember the last name or plate #. I have seen him in the hood, but he drives like a tool, so I can't get the plate again. Want to attend the next beat meeting to see if the beat guys can curb his attitude. He's gonna hurt someone real soon.
Thanks for the help - 008 dist.
I don't think we lost a cure for cancer on this one.
GSR is basically worthless.
Related Gun Story, from Bullet Points
California Governor Signs Anti-Gun Bills
MICROSTAMPING, LEAD BAN BECOME LAW . . . California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger on Saturday kowtowed to anti-hunting interest groups and the gun-ban lobby by signing into law legislation that will ban traditional ammunition and require firearms sold in California to include a patented, sole-sourced technology known as firearms microstamping -- a technology ballistics experts say is "flawed." The National Shooting Sports Foundation (NSSF) has been the first to push-back on the governor, calling his decision to sign these two bills into law "myopic" and "reckless."
Well we just lost one applicant to CPD.
One has to love natural selection.
Anonymous said...
Hey residents of the 008th District did you know that on Saturday there was 3 DOAs on 3rd watch??
BIG DEAL! Who Cares?
Well that left no beat cars available for the 10 sector at all. So if you needed a car, Off-Duty 10-1 you were screwed.
SOME BODY CUT 008 IN HALF.
Staffing could be done by getting rid of TRU. Why TRU? Cause they are the best in the CPD! Just ask them. I did while about 10 of them were eating at Portillo's on Harlem in Summit.
Those guys in 008 are stretched real thin, and I almost feel bad for them. BTW does a traffic car exist in 008? I almost got hit at on Nottingham by some stroke in a Mercedes SUV sporting a Hat Band over his rear view mirror.
Ya Im venting.
10/29/2007 12:15:00 AM
HOW ABOUT SENDING TRU OUT ON 811'S BEAT? OR MAYBE SOME TACT TAEMS IF THEY ARE NOT BUSY GETTING THE 2 HEADS PER MAN THAT LEO WANTS TO MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE HE IS ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING! THANKS LEO FOR YOUR WEAKNESS, MAYBE YOUR WIFE COULD COME BACK TO 008 AND SHOW YOU HOW TO WORK! AFTER ALL HER CALL TO BURKE GOT YOU THAT POSITION!
Guns are fun.
Weeee lookieee meeeee
BAM!
To the ass who posted at 11:36:00 PM - maybe you should turn off the Sinatra music and quit watching your rat pack movies. This thread or board isn't for your personal complaint on "broads". Only uneducated low-lifes use that word. It's not cool or classy. Maybe you wouldn't have such a problem with "broads" if you clean up your attitude and vernacular just a little... Your own post said a lot about you.
Signed
-A Broad
I agree with the detective that the dick's should be cross trained to process crime scenes for homicides why wait for the crime lab
My tummy hurts from laughting so hard! Please stop now SCC..You're killing me.
A minute of silence for POOR JOE!..NOT!
Haaaaaaaa-haaaaaaa..Oh, please no more..Haaaaa-haaaaaaaa!!!
Great excuse also SCC. Next time I am at a shooting scene and the boss shows up and say's "What happened here officer?"
My reply will be "I don't know boss..I was taking a shit in the alley when it happend, I came over here and found him!"
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa-haaaaaaaaa!
Stick to what you do best and let us do are job. This isn't the first shooting we handled. Give a little credit.
There was more than 1 witness. The girlfriend is full of shit, she was in the room along with another M/1 and another F/1.
GSR's were done on all parties, including the corpse. Oh yeah, there were 4 rounds in the cylinder....just another futere brain surgeon down the tubes.
i thought everyone turned in their guns a couple of months ago
"OFF TOPIC" WHO THE F-CK IS THE WOMAN CAPT. ON DAYS IN THE 007TH DIST. IF YOU EVER CATCH THIS LADIES ACT YOU'LL KNOW WHAT A JIKE PROMOTIONS REALLY ARE. SHE IS BY FAR THE WORST BOSS I'VE EVER SEEN
Was Kim-Toy on the scene...again?
Speaking of GSR test. Foresic Services is tossing around the idea about E.T.s doing GSR test. Also, to centralize Forensic Services on the 5th floor of Homan Square. Oh, yeah if an E.T. wants to get certified in Level I certification wiht IAI the E.T. needs to flip for the $150.00 dollar fee. After certifcation they have a better chance to become Forensic Investigators (Crime Lab). Ha Ha Ha who came up with this, its not what you know but whom you know to get the crime lab. Oh, want to hear something ... they don't have money for there last two new E.T. classes to get them certificed with Illinois State Police to become breath certified to run the Incoximeter in district stations. Ha ha ha!
STUPID SHOULD HURT!!!!
To 12:13 - "A broad" Winsberg and Camacho qualify as incompetent broads who have no business being Lts. On the other hand, Lt. Moss and Lt. Izzo are two highly qualified women who bring class and expertise to the rank of Lt.
At least 012 is batting 500 in qualified women bosses.
"I agree with the detective that the dick's should be cross trained to process crime scenes for homicides why wait for the crime lab
10/29/2007 12:43:00 PM"
ARE YOU KIDDING? THE ETS/CRIME LAB GUYS KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
THE GUYS DEAD, WHAT'S THE FRIGGIN HURRY? NO NEED FOR AMATEURS SCREWING THINGS UP EVEN MORE!
To 11:36, if you love your Capt. Kenny so much why do you put him in the trick bag? Where has he been? Nice going, you should keep your big mouth shut. Big f***king cry babies being spanked by women.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, all you tough guys make me laugh the way you are always crying about the women on this job. Grow some balls, seems like the women have a lot more balls than you do.
Signed,
Ball Less
Years back when a Lt. shit on you it was because you were a dog, and from your posting, I sure can see that you are a dog. Today when two Lts. shit on you and they are "broads" you must be worst than the Diarrhea that comes out of a dog's ass and a rat to boot.
http://www.firearmsid.com/A_distanceResults.htm
http://truthinjustice.org/gunshot-residue.htm
did you call an e.t.? if so, did it take him over 4 hours to show like any other time?
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Those guys in 008 are stretched real thin, and I almost feel bad for them. BTW does a traffic car exist in 008? I almost got hit at on Nottingham by some stroke in a Mercedes SUV sporting a Hat Band over his rear view mirror.
Ya Im venting.
10/29/2007 12:15:00 AM
WHO CARES!
Anonymous said...
Was Kim-Toy on the scene...again?
10/29/2007 07:08:00 PM
HUH ????? pretty funny....huh ?hate to kill the punch line, but for the younger officers, that was her last name while she was an instructor at the academy 12-14 years ago...when she was affectionately known as "the black widow."
off topic but lol! toy-who is still around? damn! shoulda seen her when she made sgt. and got shipped to 011 for some "field training" ...all the troops did was laugh at her. she beat the pool that going though... even odds she would be clubbed and disarmed by pookey, ray-ray and skillet like the other clueless she chevron was...
occupational darwinism does rear it's head along with it's very ugly twin sibling occupational kharma... at least some times!
GOOD! STOP SELLING THE HEROIN AND WEED OVER THERE LOCK UP THE M.O.B. STUPIDS.
HOPE IT WAS A "SHORTER."
Hey stupid at 11:36, Camacho has only been on the watch for a week and Winsberg couldn't give a fuck what you call her. Be lucky she doesn't get pissed off easily she's killed better men than you are.
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