Friday, November 16, 2007

Buh Bye Barry

  • Barry Bonds, baseball's home run king, was indicted for perjury and obstruction of justice Thursday and could face prison instead of the Hall of Fame for telling a federal grand jury he did not knowingly use performance-enhancing drugs.
  • One of Barry Bonds' lawyers is accusing federal prosecutors of not playing fair when it comes to the slugger's indictment on perjury and obstruction of justice charges.Defense attorney Mike Rains said he spoke briefly with Bonds but did not describe his reaction. At Thursday night news conference, he read a statement accusing federal prosecutors of "unethical misconduct" and declined to take questions."Every American should worry about a Justice Department that doesn't know if waterboarding is torture and can't tell the difference between prosecution on the one hand and persecution on the other," Rains said.
Nothing like comparing lying under oath to waterboarding suspected terrorists. For the record, the US Congress has the authority to pass a law deeming waterboarding "torture," not the Justice Department. To date, Congress hasn't done that, because (surprise!) waterboarding works and has been instrumental in getting information out of certain captured terrorists at Gitmo. But a sports lawyer is going to bring out the non sequitur as fast as possible.

Hopefully, the Hall of Fame takes down their monument to the atrocity that was Bonds' "achievement." We'd rather see Shoeless Joe in there before the door even opened a crack to the 'roid monsters of the 1990's.

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28 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

THE EMBODIMENT OF WHAT IS WRONG IN PROFESSIONAL SPORTS, LET ALONE MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL. A BRASH ARROGANT BULLY JERK. BUT HEY, SAN FRAN FANS PAY TOP DOLLAR TO WATCH THIS CHEMICALLY ENHANCED FRAUDULENT FREAK EARN HIS SPOT IN THE HISTORY BOOKS.
TO THINK PEOPLE WERE MORTIFIED & ASKING FOR PETE ROSE'S HEAD OVER BETTING? PLEASE....

11/16/2007 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I vote for Joe Jackson for the Hall Fame.

Bonds should be sent to jail. Take every award he's earned since leaving college. Make him an example to other sports players and kids, that this not the way to attain greatness by cheating.

Sam Bass

11/16/2007 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe Barry and OJ can share a cell!

11/16/2007 01:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'BRASH ARROGANT BULLY JERK?"

Opppps, sorry, I thought you were referring to Mayor Daley.

11/16/2007 02:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or Mrs. Daley!

11/16/2007 02:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the seventies and early eighties, I played semi-pro baseball. I used to watch it on TV. Too much "enhancement" out there and it ruined baseball. The worst thing pro baseball did was allow Bonds to stay in baseball and break the record. What a bunch of bullshit.

11/16/2007 06:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

See, sports were always rigged. Its all like wrestling! But hey, whats wrong with "roids" its a competition. All is fair in the game!

11/16/2007 07:55:00 AM  
Blogger pathickey said...

Read this heart warming Barry Bonds Tale - via White Sox great Ron Kittle:

http://www.intellectualconservative.com/article4402.html

"No Mr. Bond(s) I expect you to die!" A. Goldfinger 1964

11/16/2007 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what about roger clemens? every bit as big a jerk as bonds. every bit as bit a roid head as well.

11/16/2007 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How long until they say this is racially motivated?

11/16/2007 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The indictment of Barry Bonds is ridiculous. I guess the feds have cleaned up all public corruption,terrorist investigations,and everything else that threatens this nation. If the feds want to clean up sports start with Donaghy and the mobsters he was indebted to. Steroids were not illegal in baseball remember. The sports industry in this nation is so hypocritical its asinine. Example, performance enhancing drugs: player gets cortisone shot so that he can play in today's game. I think that's a performance enhancing drug. After all without the shot he would not have been able to play. But, that's o k. If the feds got that much time on their hands how about going after the celebrities who have multiple "prescriptions" and the "doctors" that prescribed them.Finally, lets see how some of you feel when the names contained in the Mitchell report is released.

11/16/2007 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd bet BB's godfather, the great Willie Mays, is very proud of him now.

BB is an arrogant piece of shit, I hope he likes being George Ryan's roommate in Oxford.

Feds gotta send him away just to make an example of him.

11/16/2007 10:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"uh, I dint take no stereo!"

11/16/2007 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopefully this racist jerk will go to jail, but don't count on it. I am sure that Sharpton, Jackson and the rest of civil rights industry are already rallying to his defense.

11/16/2007 12:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MLB is racist!!!!

11/16/2007 12:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The feds caught Bonds in a classic perjury trap, the feds' favorite way of getting someone they don't like. Can't get em on a crime? Interview him, or haul him before a grand jury,and maybe he'll lie.

Bonds sure looks like a slimeball to me, but this indictment stinks.

Martha Stewart and Scooter Libby got caught in fed perjury traps. Just to show I'm bi-partisan, I think those cases sucked too.

Bush pardoned Libby. If you agree with that (and I do) then you can't be happy about this.

11/16/2007 05:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BYE BYE BARRY,YOU BIG HEADED SMUG PRICK,SAY HI TO MR. VICK AND THE JUICE.

11/16/2007 06:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
How long until they say this is racially motivated?

11/16/2007 09:30:00 AM

This afternoon on the radio. Un-fucking-believable isn't it? Nobody mentioning that the only player who admitted it was a white boy.

11/16/2007 06:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11/16/2007 09:44:00 AM

You cannot give false testimony in an investigation stupid. People start getting away with shit like that, the whole system will collapse.

11/16/2007 06:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Barroid Bonds says--

It's all y'all white peoples fault.

11/16/2007 07:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why waste time watching sports? Get off that couch, go outside and do something! No wonder most Americans are fatso's!

11/17/2007 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
what about roger clemens? every bit as big a jerk as bonds. every bit as bit a roid head as well.

11/16/2007 08:49:00 AM


You're right!!
The difference..Clemens didn't say he was interested in beating ONLY Ruth and not Aaron.
So, WHO made it racial??
Powerful guys out there boys!! AND those powerful guys do NOT write on the blog!!!!

11/17/2007 01:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll always remember when ex-Sox ball player and manager of the Schaumburg Flyers Ron Kittle asked Barry Bonds for some autographs for a charity. Barry Bonds reply was "I don't sign nuttin for white people".
Hey Barry, your head is bigger than George Lopez. May you rot in hell.

11/17/2007 02:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Babe Ruth and Hank Aaron did it on hotdogs and beer. Bonds legacy will forever be tarnished for this and the only thing he will have to show for it is shriveled little steroid testicles.

11/17/2007 03:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
How long until they say this is racially motivated?

11/16/2007 09:30:00 AM

This afternoon on the radio. Un-fucking-believable isn't it? Nobody mentioning that the only player who admitted it was a white boy.

11/16/2007 06:55:00 PM

Don't pat yourself on the back yet. When aaalll of them admit to using steroids and HGH, then I will be impressed. Let's not forget, that A L MVP Giambi "won" came at the expense of Mike Greenwell who is white. That cost him incentives in his contract. So, ask him if it makes him feel any better that a white baseball player admitted using steroids or HGH. Wake-up!!!!!!!!!

11/17/2007 05:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11/17/2007 05:06:00 PM

Of course they're all guilty, but the race card? Again? Can't Bonds just admit he fucked up and leave it at that? No, right away, it's racism. C'mon. He sounds like Dian Burns. A multi-millionaire martyr.
Don't they ever rise above their skin?

11/18/2007 05:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Barry Bonds is the greatest baseball player of all time, bar none. And don't use the word great when referring to Ron Kittle, who ya crappin'.

11/19/2007 02:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Barry Bonds is the greatest baseball player of all time, bar none. And don't use the word great when referring to Ron Kittle, who ya crappin'.

11/19/2007 02:27:00 PM

Right, and Bonds dick probably looks like a Vlasic pickle by now from all the steroids.

11/24/2007 05:29:00 AM  

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