As Good a Reason as Any
- Bond has been set Monday for a woman who called police after allegedly stabbing her 70-year-old husband multiple times with a kitchen knife while he was sleeping late Saturday in their West Side home.
Rovenne Barnes, 51, is accused in the domestic-related homicide after stabbing a man multiple times in the 100 block of South Campbell Avenue, according to a release from police New Affairs.
Barnes, charged with one count of first-degree murder, was ordered held on a $900,000 bond by Cook County Judge Maura Slattery Boyle.
She just didn't want to entertain any more. There's only so many tea parties, poker games and Superbowl get-togethers that a woman can stand, damnit.
Labels: crime
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
30 Comments:
Last Homicide of 2007: 007
First Homicide of 2008: 011
dead pool said...
007 or 011, as usual, so what, don't profile.
How about the reason for first homicide of 2008:
"I stabbed the motherfucker before he never died" or a pork chop sandwich or the motherfucker was takin' too much of the 40 ouncer.
What's your favorite reason for killing somebody???
My personal favorite...
"He needed killing."
Comedian Richard Prior was entertaining at a penitentiary, mixing and jiving with the brothers and said,
"Thank God we got penitentiaries!"
He asked one guy,
"You killed everyone in the house, WHY?!?!?"
"They waz home."
Stay Safe, if you kill someone, it's OK if you have a good explanation.
Merry "westside" Christmas
The "Wild West" still lives in Chicago and they take no time off even for the holidays.
Now pass me the hot pork rinds and purple soda or I'll shoot yo ass!
First homocide of 2008 in 006th district, maybe 004th district. 07th and 11th can't hog it all.
1st homicide in 2008 will be in the 23rd district. Tunney will off his boy friend.
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
the event for this was kind of funny. "woman says she stabbed her husband... he's dead."
All right Lil Sue... - This year I'll try to pull a better pick out of da hat... I'm do for a win.
Course with my luck, some dip-shit yuppie in 013 or 023 will auto-erotic their jocker and mess-up the trend...
PS - Merry Xmas to all...
Chicken Wing Wars:Starring P-Diddy and Queen LaTiffa.
Opening in theaters on Kwanzaa.
Patrons subject to CQH check and metal detector.
Rated:NC17
If only every homicide pinch went down so easily......
I heard Unigue Bonds had been invited so old girl went off.
where are the numbers ie, Area with most homicides, district with most homicides, Sgt. Hitneys new years itenerary etc.
Last TWO Homicides of 2007: 11th Dist.
First Homicide of 2008: 11th Dist.
When that bitch gets on your nerves that's when the blue container comes in handy. Also, a hot bath works just fine also.
When it comes to gallows humor among homicide detectives in big cities nationwide, I'd take an educated guess that many of the most hysterically funny homicides ostensibly occur over some asinine dispute over food.
Invariably the parties are stupid, intoxicated and acquainted, if not actual relatives.
Off Topic but very important.
What is FOP doing to repeal The Government Pension Offset (GPO) and Windfall Elimination Provision (WEP)?
looks like he done beefin about the cornbread being burned.
Gee she really stuck it to him!
Last Homicide of 2007....005
First Homicide of 2008....003
But why did you shoot him six times? I only had six bullets.
What is FOP doing to repeal The Government Pension Offset (GPO) and Windfall Elimination Provision (WEP)?
Nothing and we will let it go to shit as well.
Dont be surprised if the first homicide in 08 is in 016.There's shit on every beat!Merry Christmas!
7:19 pm wrote:
Invariably the parties are stupid, intoxicated and acquainted, if not actual relatives.
I handled a stabbing over a piece of ham in 1986. His brother.
Last TWO Homicides of 2007: 11th Dist.
First Homicide of 2008: 11th Dist.
12/25/2007 02:20:00 PM
Even better the Filmore 4peat
Last two homicide 07: 011
First two homicide of 2008: 011
011 rules
Long live forearm the tattoo, and 011 hoodies.
Anonymous said...
What is FOP doing to repeal The Government Pension Offset (GPO) and Windfall Elimination Provision (WEP)?
Nothing and we will let it go to shit as well.
12/26/2007 05:00:00 AM
Do they ever do anything except for sell golf tickets and go on "drinking retreats" Using our money to vacation? Seiser will easily win for fop president! Seiser please dump all of them out and put in all new thank you!
Anonymous said...
Off Topic but very important.
What is FOP doing to repeal The Government Pension Offset (GPO) and Windfall Elimination Provision (WEP)?
12/25/2007 08:56:00 PM
Give it a rest Shawn.....YOU'LL NEVER GET BACK IN THE UNION! You have overplayed your hand on this blog. You may as well sign your name. You should see someone about your obsession. (and that nasty skin thing)
"What is FOP doing about all this bad weather"?
She's a real cut-up.
he dead
fop wish list
4 % raise every year
paid health for retirees at 55
5 more vacation days for 20 + years on the job
12 medical days for new po's hired after jan 2009
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