Tuesday, December 25, 2007

As Good a Reason as Any

  • Bond has been set Monday for a woman who called police after allegedly stabbing her 70-year-old husband multiple times with a kitchen knife while he was sleeping late Saturday in their West Side home.

    Rovenne Barnes, 51, is accused in the domestic-related homicide after stabbing a man multiple times in the 100 block of South Campbell Avenue, according to a release from police New Affairs.

    Barnes, charged with one count of first-degree murder, was ordered held on a $900,000 bond by Cook County Judge Maura Slattery Boyle.
She just didn't want to entertain any more. There's only so many tea parties, poker games and Superbowl get-togethers that a woman can stand, damnit.

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30 Comments:

Anonymous dead pool said...

Last Homicide of 2007: 007

First Homicide of 2008: 011

12/24/2007 11:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dead pool said...

007 or 011, as usual, so what, don't profile.

How about the reason for first homicide of 2008:

"I stabbed the motherfucker before he never died" or a pork chop sandwich or the motherfucker was takin' too much of the 40 ouncer.

12/25/2007 06:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's your favorite reason for killing somebody???



My personal favorite...

"He needed killing."

12/25/2007 07:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Comedian Richard Prior was entertaining at a penitentiary, mixing and jiving with the brothers and said,
"Thank God we got penitentiaries!"

He asked one guy,
"You killed everyone in the house, WHY?!?!?"

"They waz home."

Stay Safe, if you kill someone, it's OK if you have a good explanation.

12/25/2007 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry "westside" Christmas

The "Wild West" still lives in Chicago and they take no time off even for the holidays.

Now pass me the hot pork rinds and purple soda or I'll shoot yo ass!

12/25/2007 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First homocide of 2008 in 006th district, maybe 004th district. 07th and 11th can't hog it all.

12/25/2007 10:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1st homicide in 2008 will be in the 23rd district. Tunney will off his boy friend.

12/25/2007 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

12/25/2007 10:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the event for this was kind of funny. "woman says she stabbed her husband... he's dead."

12/25/2007 11:06:00 AM  
Anonymous H. H. HOLMES said...

All right Lil Sue... - This year I'll try to pull a better pick out of da hat... I'm do for a win.
Course with my luck, some dip-shit yuppie in 013 or 023 will auto-erotic their jocker and mess-up the trend...

PS - Merry Xmas to all...

12/25/2007 11:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicken Wing Wars:Starring P-Diddy and Queen LaTiffa.

Opening in theaters on Kwanzaa.

Patrons subject to CQH check and metal detector.

Rated:NC17

12/25/2007 11:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If only every homicide pinch went down so easily......

12/25/2007 12:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard Unigue Bonds had been invited so old girl went off.

where are the numbers ie, Area with most homicides, district with most homicides, Sgt. Hitneys new years itenerary etc.

12/25/2007 01:43:00 PM  
Anonymous fillmore trifecta said...

Last TWO Homicides of 2007: 11th Dist.

First Homicide of 2008: 11th Dist.

12/25/2007 02:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Drew You Too said...

When that bitch gets on your nerves that's when the blue container comes in handy. Also, a hot bath works just fine also.

12/25/2007 06:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When it comes to gallows humor among homicide detectives in big cities nationwide, I'd take an educated guess that many of the most hysterically funny homicides ostensibly occur over some asinine dispute over food.

Invariably the parties are stupid, intoxicated and acquainted, if not actual relatives.

12/25/2007 07:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic but very important.

What is FOP doing to repeal The Government Pension Offset (GPO) and Windfall Elimination Provision (WEP)?

12/25/2007 08:56:00 PM  
Blogger papa smurf said...

looks like he done beefin about the cornbread being burned.

12/25/2007 09:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gee she really stuck it to him!

12/25/2007 09:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Sabian said...

Last Homicide of 2007....005

First Homicide of 2008....003

12/26/2007 01:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But why did you shoot him six times? I only had six bullets.

12/26/2007 02:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is FOP doing to repeal The Government Pension Offset (GPO) and Windfall Elimination Provision (WEP)?


Nothing and we will let it go to shit as well.

12/26/2007 05:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dont be surprised if the first homicide in 08 is in 016.There's shit on every beat!Merry Christmas!

12/26/2007 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7:19 pm wrote:
Invariably the parties are stupid, intoxicated and acquainted, if not actual relatives.





I handled a stabbing over a piece of ham in 1986. His brother.

12/26/2007 10:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Last TWO Homicides of 2007: 11th Dist.

First Homicide of 2008: 11th Dist.

12/25/2007 02:20:00 PM

Even better the Filmore 4peat

Last two homicide 07: 011

First two homicide of 2008: 011

011 rules

Long live forearm the tattoo, and 011 hoodies.

12/26/2007 10:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
What is FOP doing to repeal The Government Pension Offset (GPO) and Windfall Elimination Provision (WEP)?


Nothing and we will let it go to shit as well.

12/26/2007 05:00:00 AM

Do they ever do anything except for sell golf tickets and go on "drinking retreats" Using our money to vacation? Seiser will easily win for fop president! Seiser please dump all of them out and put in all new thank you!

12/26/2007 03:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Off Topic but very important.

What is FOP doing to repeal The Government Pension Offset (GPO) and Windfall Elimination Provision (WEP)?

12/25/2007 08:56:00 PM

Give it a rest Shawn.....YOU'LL NEVER GET BACK IN THE UNION! You have overplayed your hand on this blog. You may as well sign your name. You should see someone about your obsession. (and that nasty skin thing)
"What is FOP doing about all this bad weather"?

12/26/2007 04:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's a real cut-up.

12/26/2007 04:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he dead

12/26/2007 09:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fop wish list
4 % raise every year
paid health for retirees at 55
5 more vacation days for 20 + years on the job
12 medical days for new po's hired after jan 2009

12/27/2007 11:18:00 AM  

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