Sunday, December 23, 2007

Santeria

  • Police in near west suburban Oak Park say they found the bodies of three decapitated animals in a park this week. Deputy Oak Park Police Chief Bob Scianna says a passer-by saw a man walk into Barrie Park, at Lombard Avenue and Garfield Street, Wednesday night with what appeared to be a dog carcass. The witness flagged down a police officer, who, at the top of a sled hill, found the remains of a goat, a rooster and a hawk. The hawk was found in a plastic bag that also held its head; the goat and rooster were found beside the bag, their heads nowhere to be seen.
We remember old timers telling us war stories about finding all sorts of dead and burned exotics on the railroad tracks in various locations around the city. So we know where to get a bunch of live poultry in the city. Seiser says he can get us a goat at cost...but we'll owe him a favor. But a hawk? Hmmm.

But it'll all be worth it if we see the gnome marched off to prison in chains.

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46 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought Z had moved out of town?

12/23/2007 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous dago on the job said...

Glad to see they're slaughtering
animals in Oak Park instead of humans. Speaking of Oak Park slaughters, any new info on the murder of that Dago college professor that got his head bashed in while walking home after getting off the EL bout 2 years back? Since his name ended in a vowel, was this a "mob hit" on a guy that had a side career as a bookie, or some poor liberal that chose to live in a gunless burb and paid the price when a bi-product of "diversity" demanded cash?(or maybe a P.Ridge type f-up)
Hey Dep Chief Leidy; c'mon, any info?

12/23/2007 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

speaking of which... I was introduced to Seisers partner today... he just looked at me all cock eyed and was muttering the words "baby woof, baby woof" then I realized it was the sloth guy from goonies. man they let anyone on this job!

12/23/2007 12:36:00 AM  
Blogger papa smurf said...

labagh woods at foster and cicero has this shit going on all the time. they walk in there wearing all white and start chopping up roosters and other stuff. tree police are spread so thin they can't do anything about it. the eagle shits twice a month. that's the only thing that matters now. back each other up and stay safe.

12/23/2007 01:23:00 AM  
Anonymous bluedude said...

I've been finding Santeria related animal bodies in 014 for years. About 6 months ago, 4 decapitated chickens, a labrador and a baby goat. All on the soon to be bloomingdale trail.

12/23/2007 02:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had my ex-wife wear a Raindeer outfit for Christmas and then cut her head off and dropped the remains off there. Hope they fall for it and think its only another animal left there.

12/23/2007 04:48:00 AM  
Anonymous It really works, Voodoo! said...

I heard it was just Mayor Daley using some voodoo magic to avoid any problems with his son's investment. If you look close you can see the rooster legs hanging in his necklace at the news conference.

12/23/2007 04:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When did Zaccardo move to Oak Park?

12/23/2007 05:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok..this is what I heard.....

apparently because of all the clout babies maneuvering for coveted spots and the competition of such, platoons of voodoo dolls are being found in rest rooms and cubicle areas throughout the department. Also the EBAY website has recently crashed because of the glut of department members selling their souls online. Additionally, Ouija boards are being used by our local Reverends in an effort to get any information on recent events.

12/23/2007 06:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is a byproduct of unsecured borders and a lot more of it goes on than you think. there was a church in the basement of a business on the 1900 blk of n. milwaukee complete with severed animal heads a year or so back.
soon this will be one of the largest religions in the usa.

12/23/2007 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Richie did it. Killing a goat,chicken and a hawk make the feds go away. This is common knowledge.

12/23/2007 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The arabs kill animals to Allah this time of year. Its banned on a lot of farms that were letting them do it, now they just do it where they w ant I guess

12/23/2007 08:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"When did Zaccardo move to Oak Park?

12/23/2007 05:59:00 AM"

That's the funniest s*** I've read on here in awhile. lol Long Live Z !!

12/23/2007 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I found a decapitated dog and a chicken at 67/minerva over the summer.

12/23/2007 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We need a crime camera there.

12/23/2007 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Santeria remains have also been found out in Wolf Lake on the border between the 4th District and Indiana for many years.

12/23/2007 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Decapitating roosters? What next,choking the chicken?

12/23/2007 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

19P. What animals??

12/23/2007 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had a call of illegal dumping near the tracks in 010 once. We arrived to find two trash bags full of dead chickens, some of them wearing female underwear.

12/23/2007 11:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dago on the job said...
Glad to see they're slaughtering
animals in Oak Park instead of humans. Speaking of Oak Park slaughters, any new info on the murder of that Dago college professor that got his head bashed in while walking home after getting off the EL bout 2 years back? Since his name ended in a vowel, was this a "mob hit" on a guy that had a side career as a bookie, or some poor liberal that chose to live in a gunless burb and paid the price when a bi-product of "diversity" demanded cash?(or maybe a P.Ridge type f-up)
Hey Dep Chief Leidy; c'mon, any info?

HEY WAKE UP!!!
This was a gang initiation that is conducted anually in OAK PARK!! I persoanlly know the second victim who was approached by three M-1s and asked what time it was, when he looked at his watch one of the ANIMALS hit him with a bat until he was unconscious then the three proceeded to bash his head in until he required a titanium plate in his skull, reconstructed jaw and now has limited motor skills. HE survived, the professor did not. OAK PARK did not warn the citizens and now has another unsolved crime, albeit not a homicide. This is the type of public safety that exists in OAK PARK.

12/23/2007 11:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING SAVAGES!!! Just as bad as killing in the name of Allah, killing for santaria is against the CATHOLIC faith (of which many if not all of these retards hail) and therefore, if jose, josb, and consuela kill defenseless animals in the name of sangria they will go to hell... plain and simple. "YOU WILL WORSHIP NO OTHER GOD THAN ME!" ring a bell?

12/23/2007 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can see that the outlawing of handguns in Oak Park keeps crazy shit from happening.

12/23/2007 12:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I've been finding Santeria related animal bodies in 014 for years . . . All on the soon to be Bloomingdale trail."

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For those of us that did not know about this Bloomingdale trail. Check out:

www.bloomingdaletrail.org/about/

HOLY SHIT!!!

What a fuc%in' nightmare waiting to happen!
I would love hear what some old 014 District Rangers have to say about this rocket science idea!

Check out the great picture on the bottom of the website of the gang banger chick with her stomach showing!

12/23/2007 12:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was just Finnegan trying to deduct his sentence from 150 years to 120.

12/23/2007 02:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Over Educated Copper! said...

Hey SCC,

Why don't you do a story about what the Police are doing in Arizona about illegal immigrants and what they are actually doing in Arizona about asking about legal status and reporting people to ICE.

Google: Arizona Republic article on: Scottsdale police logging immigration status

It is all perfectly legal to do!

This is what we need to help deal with crime and the multitude of goofs who drive around with no drivers license, and demanding benefits from our government.

Would you believe I had one of these idiots tell me to learn Spanish for them, even though I am in my country where we speak English!

I would love to know what we can do, to do the same thing that is going on in Arizona right now!

The Police should be able to ask about legal status and help deport all illegal immigrants no matter where they come from!

If immigrants can't or won't follow our laws and do it the right way then they should not be allowed in to our country at all and go back home.

12/23/2007 08:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

should deport non police just as fast!!!

http://news.aol.com/story/_a/cop-who-lied-about-citizenship-deported/20071223144909990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001

12/23/2007 09:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seiser? Met him. Don't get it. What's the mystique?

12/23/2007 09:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

""Decapitating roosters? What next,choking the chicken?""

ROTF-LMFAO that's some funny shit!!

12/23/2007 10:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't lose your heads over this one. Animals are killing animals in chicago every day.

12/23/2007 10:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...in the name of sangria they will go to hell"

Santeria=animal sacrifice.

Sangia=spanish wine with a little brandy in it.

Who are you? Emily Littilla (Gilda Radner's character from SNL) back from the dead?

12/23/2007 10:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To: "Why don't you do a story about what the Police are doing in Arizona about illegal immigrants..." Illegals do the work that mondays wont. Who would you rather have build your deck or hang your drywall? Duh!!!

12/23/2007 11:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Old time Greeks slaughter a goat in their backyards at Easter. Lets ship them out.

12/23/2007 11:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Usted puede decir cuántos a blancos leen esta tabla. Salga la cabeza de su asno.

12/23/2007 11:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Saw Seiser once bite the head off a dragon

12/23/2007 11:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Overeducated Copper,

You should learn Spanish for you.

Seriously.

They talk amongst themselves in Spanish on traffic stops because us gringos supposedly don't speak word one of it: either the "Where'd you hide the meth?" conversation or the "You hit him high and I hit him low" conversation.

It really dicks with their thought processes when they think the cops can read minds. It's awesome. I found nine ounces of MJ and a stolen gun from that on one stop last week.

Of course, since the Evil Little Chode on Five doesn't have a family member who teaches Spanish for ninety bucks an hour, it may not happen for you CPD guys.

12/24/2007 03:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yi Yi Papi!!!

12/24/2007 06:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TO 11:28am
Oh please tell us more ol wise urban commando!
What gang could this have been; that would bash some meek liberal's
head in?
The Gaylords,Jousters,Popes or perhaps the Freaks?
If this was white on white crime, it certainly is a slap in the face
for diversity..........

12/24/2007 07:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Z was the only guy who would say after roll call

"I dont need no stinkin gun, I got my knife"
All said while he would pace back & forth.

He was serious as he would then lock his gun in the trunk

12/24/2007 10:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Santeria=animal sacrifice.

Sangia=spanish wine with a little brandy in it.

Who are you? Emily Littilla (Gilda Radner's character from SNL) back from the dead?

12/23/2007 10:50:00 PM

intentional goof puta! in other words, so insignificant who really gives a shit! but enjoy hell!

12/24/2007 03:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Santeria has been observed recently in the uper command structure of the CPD. I have witnessed it my self. Just he other day I was at 35th St. and saw several exempts running around like chickens with their heads cut off.

12/24/2007 05:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boogadee,Boogadee,Boogadee,HaHaHaHa

12/24/2007 06:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Police should be able to ask about legal status and help deport all illegal immigrants no matter where they come from!
12/23/2007 08:15:00 PM

O'but why stop there? Why not include those with I.Q.'s of less than 99, then we could include the inbred likes of YOU! By the way, a big HELLO to your sister/mother, the one person who might tolerate you:) Do everyone a favor and take an occassional field trip out of the trailer park.

12/24/2007 06:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 12/24/2007 06:13:00 PM,

If we follow your advice we might see a reduction in affirmative action placement of black and hispanic medical students who are given seat in medical school's with GPA'S of 2.00 or even less! Maybe he's in a trailer court because he got tired of listening to your Oak Park nonsense! Oh, build anymore barriers on Austin Blvd. today?

12/25/2007 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Police should be able to ask about legal status and help deport all illegal immigrants no matter where they come from!
12/23/2007 08:15:00 PM

O'but why stop there? Why not include those with I.Q.'s of less than 99, then we could include the inbred likes of YOU! By the way, a big HELLO to your sister/mother, the one person who might tolerate you:) Do everyone a favor and take an occassional field trip out of the trailer park.

12/24/2007 06:13:00 PM

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Hold on bro, those inbred trailer trash folk you are referring to are still red-blooded AMERICAN inbred trailer trash. Leave the hillbillies out of this. What would America do w/out our hillbillies? They at least speak English and know how to wave an American flag or at least a confederate one. I'd rather hear loud playing country music rather than that spanish music blasting from the beat-up, non-insured and non-licensed illegal driver.

12/25/2007 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

baja el pollo!!

12/25/2007 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TO 11;39posting
SPEAKA DA ENGLISH WE B IN AMERICA MORON!!!

12/26/2007 11:51:00 AM  

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