Sunday, December 23, 2007

Doormats


So last time the Bears played the Packers, we predicted a one sided affair with Chicago ending up at the short end of a nationally televised game.

Now with nothing on the line except draft picks, do the Bears surrender all pride and let the Pack walk over them? The last two games, we've seen horseshit tackling, half assed routes and blown plays left and right. We don't really think the Bears have much pride left for this year.

But it's the Packers.

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49 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Favre is going to molest the Bears like they were alterboys.

12/23/2007 12:08:00 AM  
Blogger papa smurf said...

remember the pack stuck it to us late last year. we beat them once this season already and we can do it again. orton needs a good dego barber to clean that shit up.

12/23/2007 01:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you know who else is a waste of space human door mat is the bid beefer JR who currently occupies the good old 2322 car. And nothing at all to do with the bid nonsense... to be fair, she had a legit beef.

But more for her inability to do her job and the apparent tunnel vision this bitch experiences after entering a bar on or off duty.

Point in case, 2306 guys run a name over the air on the red line platform at Addison. The old "are you ready to copy" follows. My partner and I start heading that way just in case... sure enough they start asking for help. Not a 10-1 but more cars cuz the mope is fighting with them. We step it up, and are the second car on scene OR SO WE THINK!

We see another squad not 20 paces from the location, beat tag reads 2322. As we get to the 06 guys theyre walking the shit bag out in cuffs, and a bit out of breath from the struggle.

We inquire as to the whereabouts of 22... they look at each other and shrug it off. After the smoke settles, and the bad guy is locked in the cage car, all begin to take it back to the station.

As we take off down Addison, I look and see no other than JR, cigarette clenched between her teeth, doggie bag in hand walking out of an otherwise empty Sports Corner! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!? A PO calls for help 30 feet from where you are and you do not even walk the 20 steps to lend a hand??? Not even pop your leathery head out to see what all the comotion is about right outside your lunch spot? Since when does lunch take precedence over an officer asking for help? Will that fly on days? I was dumbfounded!

And although there are several pictures of ex Cubs in the place, I did not see any evidence of former relievers in the Sports Corner which could have explained her whereabouts at the time of the call for help! Unreal! A REAL DOORMAT!

Bears 31 Packers 28

12/23/2007 01:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

should there be a book "100 people screwing up Chicago" Id like to see SCC in there

12/23/2007 01:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bring Jeff George back out of retirement...again

12/23/2007 03:29:00 AM  
Blogger kateykakes said...

Offtopic:

In the event I don't make it over here in the next two days because things are so hectic, I want to wish all of you at CPD a very Merry Christmas.

I hope "Santa" lights up the eyes of your children's faces and it's one for them to remember always.

And if you're working on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day, please be careful out there.

Merry Christmas to all you fine officers in the CPD. You rock. :)

12/23/2007 03:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the game maybe pretty close. The wind is howling at 40mph, that pretty much takes Favre's arm out of the picture. Should be alot of running today.

12/23/2007 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Paisano said...

To 01:14 - that's D-A-G-O.
Thank you very much!

12/23/2007 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To ALL My Fellow Officers...
I'd like to wish EVERYONE a very Merry Christams to you & your families. Be VERY careful out there! Never lose sight of your goal while on-duty...getting you & your partner, teammates, watch buddies home safely to their families. Although it's easy to, what with the media & the public second guessing our actions, NEVER hesitate in a life threatening situation.
KEEP YOURSELF & YOUR FELLOW OFFICERS SAFE!!
Merry Christmas to all & may God bless you & your families.

12/23/2007 11:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anybody know what happend in 016 last night on octavia? i believe 1632 3rd watch had its window kicked out? anything further?

12/23/2007 12:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

great job by cpd with the fire in 010 last night. no doubt saved lives.

12/23/2007 01:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SEISER SAYS:' GO GREEN BAY"
SEISER FOR MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY.

12/23/2007 01:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Totally off topic but great website on condition of state funding of pensions ...
http://www.pewtrusts.org/news_room_ektid32368.aspx

12/23/2007 01:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Quit the Job Bernie said...

racial profiling



The new phenomenon brought on by certain minorities that suggests that the only reason they are suspected for crimes and are arrested is because they are that minority. As if the true crime rate is just SO different than the arresting statistics.
Basically a reason to label innocent white folk who are trying to catch criminals, "Racist" Read it and weep Bernard, you rotten SOB.

12/23/2007 02:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas to all the boys and girls in blue
stay safe

12/23/2007 02:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who'd have thought that the bears would win.

12/23/2007 02:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, Don't quit your day job.

12/23/2007 02:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 1:32... Leave JR alone, she is a sweet tender morsel of goodness that I want to eat, with some farva beens and a nice bottle of Chanti.

12/23/2007 03:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Packer-sacker said...

Favre is going to molest the Bears like they were alterboys.

12/23/2007 12:08:00 AM

Wrong religion mutt boy. Favre has his cold, shriveled up balls handed to him; several times. I guess the cold was too much for those northern pansies.

12/23/2007 03:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yahoo !! We won, we're going to the postseason....YIPPEE....NOT

12/23/2007 03:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Favre who?
Green Bay who?
BEARS WIN IT!!!

12/23/2007 03:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I was a betting man I'd be homeless right now. I would have lost everything.

12/23/2007 04:38:00 PM  
Anonymous bears fan said...

foot in the mouth gentleman!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12/23/2007 04:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To all packers fans.. Hope you like your xmas butt kicking.. Merry christmas

12/23/2007 05:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop pay to play.

12/23/2007 05:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

POLICE NAVIDAD!!!

12/23/2007 05:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Bob Murray, CPD QB said...

As the relative CPD expert on the subject matter of quarterback play, I can attest to the greatness that will be Kyle orton.

The kid has an arm, one of the better ones in the league. The knock on him was his footwork - which happens to be my forte - and you can improve footwork.

He out gunned the greatest gunslinger in NFL history today - and yetr the Bears still do not see that this kid is a legit NFL QB.

Think Jake Delhomme, Scott Mitchell, good QB's, not Hall of Fame material (I by the way am in the North Central College Hall of Fame - I am that good, but surley good NFL QB material.

12/23/2007 06:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BEARS 35 -7 YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!

12/23/2007 06:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Favre is going to molest the Bears like they were alterboys.

12/23/2007 12:08:00 AM

It looks like the alterboys bent over Favre and gave him a big mass in his ass.

12/23/2007 06:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nice call on the pack chewing up the bears and spitting them out! were the hell was that team all year?

12/23/2007 06:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bears kicked some ass finally.

12/23/2007 07:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy shit!!!!!!! Why couldn't they do that the rest of the season???

12/23/2007 07:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL,

AND TO ALL A GOODNIGHT.

12/23/2007 08:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OFF TOPIC:
To the jerk in the blue n white assigned to the down wire in 002nd dst. on 55th pl between Prairie and Indiana Ave.thanks for making us all look like a bunch out of control jerk off. I used to wonder how so many people got the wrong idea about Police Officers, now I know.

12/23/2007 08:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Howdy Doody said...

Off Topic:

Business in Chicago:

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the Mayors house in Chicago. One from Lincoln Park, another from Rogers Park and the third, from Marquette Park. They go with an official from the Mayor's staff to examine the fence.

The Lincoln Park contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Rogers Park contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me. "

TheMarquette Park contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the Mayor's young staff member and whispers, "$2,700"

The inexperienced idiot, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The Marquette Park(Southside) contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Rogers Park to fix the fence."
"Done!",
replies the official from the Mayor's staff!

And that, my friends, is how business is done in Chicago !!!

12/23/2007 08:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Brian Footlocker said...

Favre is going to molest the Bears like they were alterboys. Man were you ever wrong. What a dumbass. You were probably just as wrong on every promotional test as well. Get your shit together assclown.

12/23/2007 08:34:00 PM  
Blogger SCC said...

SCC, Don't quit your day job.

Don't plan to. But again, read what we wrote. We never predicted the Bears would win or lose - we merely speculated that everything goes out the windows when the Pack comes to town. "But it's the Packers"

Our prediction was last time and we were horribly wrong and admitted it. This time? We didn't bet money this time and damn are we glad we didn't.

12/23/2007 09:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Old worthless leatherface JR is exactly what's wrong with this job. Why someone who hits the medical so often and never gets looked into i'll never know. She's always healthy enough to be out and about boosing and smoking but everyone looks the other way. You have to wonder who she's taking care of in order to stay away from being a personal concern. We'll just have to see how she works out on days working for someone who has already made someone a personal concern recently.

12/23/2007 10:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GLOBAL WARMING?

I'm watching Channel 7 News and it is now 12 degrees outside with snow flurries.

Al Gore, you are such a pimp shit asshole. Most of all you are a liar.

Sorry for being off subject but I was just outside shivering my ass off.

12/23/2007 10:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Holy shit!!!!!!! Why couldn't they do that the rest of the season???"

Because the assholes in management really hate admitting they make mistakes in judging talent, as in, they stuck with Grossman too fucking long, then STILL considered Orton as their last option.

As in life, it's usually management that fucks things up for the grunts on the front lines.

12/23/2007 10:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"GLOBAL WARMING?

I'm watching Channel 7 News and it is now 12 degrees outside with snow flurries.

Al Gore, you are such a pimp shit asshole. Most of all you are a liar.

Sorry for being off subject but I was just outside shivering my ass off.

12/23/2007 10:30:00 PM"

Gee, I didn't realize that renowned scientists visited this blog.

What stellar breadth of vision you have.

Or are you just being funny?

12/24/2007 03:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GLOBAL WARMING?

I'm watching Channel 7 News and it is now 12 degrees outside with snow flurries.

Al Gore, you are such a pimp shit asshole. Most of all you are a liar.

Sorry for being off subject but I was just outside shivering my ass off.

12/23/2007 10:30:00 PM

You're a fucking idiot.

Please go to the side of earth (since it's probably flat according to you) and fucking jump

12/24/2007 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous BK begs the Question said...

How you gonna pull a mother fucker over and he aint did shit?

12/24/2007 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Al Gore, you are such a pimp shit asshole. Most of all you are a liar.
12/23/2007 10:30:00 PM"

Lest we forget..."Mission ACCOMPLISHED!!!!" HAHAHAHAHAHA, you stroke. Merry Christmas:)

12/24/2007 06:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

016 third watch had its window kicked out?

HORRORS!

Hope no one broke a nail.

12/24/2007 08:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that you mention it, why did Gore win the Nobel PEACE prize for his work on global warming?

What's that got to do with peace?

Shouldn't that award go to someone who negotiated a peace treaty?

I guess clout extends far beyond Chicago.

12/24/2007 08:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lest we forget..."Mission ACCOMPLISHED!!!!" HAHAHAHAHAHA, you stroke. Merry Christmas:)

12/24/2007 06:03:00 PM


free Mumia, right you f'ing bitch!

12/25/2007 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Tackleberry Hound said...

How you gonna pull a mother fucker over and he aint did shit?

12/24/2007 10:18:00 AM By activating my emergency equipment you asshat!

12/25/2007 12:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
GLOBAL WARMING?

I'm watching Channel 7 News and it is now 12 degrees outside with snow flurries.

Al Gore, you are such a pimp shit asshole. Most of all you are a liar.

Sorry for being off subject but I was just outside shivering my ass off.

12/23/2007 10:30:00 PM

You're a fucking idiot.

Please go to the side of earth (since it's probably flat according to you) and fucking jump

12/24/2007 08:37:00

Laughed my ass off!!! Too funny.

12/27/2007 02:48:00 AM  

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