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Hmmmm. Could this be a clue?
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posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
Wednesday, December 05, 2007
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Thanks for posting, SCC. Thought the readers would get a laugh out of it, even though it sad and we need to keep the focus on finding Stacy.
courage!
The likeness is uncanny.
Im really keeping an eye on this guy Drew. I was always jealous of him "getting some" w/this young girl. Now I have a life w/this scandal and Im enjoying talking to GRETA on TV. And yes, your new CHIEF does look like the actor that played the doctor in the re-animater movies.......
Poodem up poodem up
Just a matter of time before this asshole goes to jail.
thats fucking HILARIOUS
Where the hell do you get a blue barrel? I'm not talking about a web site. Where do you get in your car and go get a friggin' blue barrel for christsakes! I want to know. I think I'd notice a neighbor rolling a blue barrel i n his house. For whatever reason.
gotta give the scum credit... he know how to conceal a body! im sure a bunch of the blow dry guys would love to get a few tips from Drew! maybe he has a link in the KMA website!
how long did Drew have on? Looks like a typical blow dry guy to me!
Probably will never happen but who does he sue FIRST if Stacy pops up with her homewrecking boyfriend? At exactly the same time that Riley Fox's dad is looking at being awarded gazillions of dollars for wrongful prosecution, Drew soon might be able to throw his pension money away and live like a king if his little honey surfaces in a Britney-like bikini on a Malibu beach.
"Put 'em up.....put 'em up."
I bet you any money when the media ends up showing the missing blue barrel, Sgt Hitney will be standing next to it with her arm extended out and poitning at the barrel! Bet on it!
It's been a crummy week for me, and I needed this comic relief!!!!!
Thanks!!
OK, what other look-a-likes can we post....
Todd Stroger...Steve Urkle
Rod Blogovich......
Rich Daley....
Danny Davis.....
He's Lyin' (lying) about his wife's disapearance.
Anyone notice he has one of "our
" police memorial plates on one of his cars in his garage? Aren't they only good for 60 days? Maybe the ISP will take it off and make him put the current plate on his car.. Of write him a damn ticket already..
A good dump site would be one of the construction projects going on in the area. Ideal would be below the concrete footings just before the pour
Jody Weis as Worthington Clotman (Tim Kazurinsky) from the old Saturday Night Live skit:
http://snlarc.jt.org/char.php?i=702
He looks as ridiculous as the idiots on this department who can't groom themselves. Most roll calls look like a cross between a homeless shelter and a lunatic asylum. You want to be treated like a professional then look and act like one! Or stop complaining!
Hitney could be Dorothy....
Find a body?..Imposserous.
Picture the lion dumping the body in a hole somewhere singing..."If I were King of the forest!!!!!!!!!"
He (Drew)was a seasoned undercover Metro Area Narcotic Squad agent. He's gonna be cool under extreme pressure. And, if the noose does tighten he could be one dangerous dude.
Anonymous said...
I bet you any money when the media ends up showing the missing blue barrel, Sgt Hitney will be standing next to it with her arm extended out and poitning at the barrel! Bet on it!
12/05/2007 04:14:00 AM
My Money Is On Seiser!!!
Blago has always reminded me of a "bobble head" doll that you use to see in the back windows of cars....they were sports figurines, etc.
I keep hoping Stacy is alive somewhere enjoying herself and that this some elaborate conspiracy on her part to put Drew in the "trick bag" over the death of Wife 3.
Hey Drew, Follow the yellow brick road all the way to prison. You are a disgrace to the uniform and the department.
Wow! At least Drew will leading have a role in the prison musical of Wizard of Oz.
I bet if this guy was a CPD Sgt. he would have already been tried and convicted and instead of the press on his front lawn it would have been Jesse and Al.
....what about an elephant? I'll wrap him up in selephant!
Anonymous said...
He's Lyin' (lying) about his wife's disapearance.
12/05/2007 06:49:00 AM
Ya think? Wow, take the detective exam.
i wish my supervisor would start taking his meds for bi polar disorder so he would stop being such a stroke
Might you be suggesting that a thorough examination of the internal organs, and the waste excreted from same, of every imprisoned lion within practical driving distance of the subject's residence might produce some part or parts of the missing woman in question?
"Burp!"
PUT 'EM UP PUT 'EM UP
I think we should post of picture of Sgt Hitney in the background ... any photoshop guys out there????
The town of Bollingbrook was building a yelow brick road. He buried her somewhere on the road and she was paved over ala Jimmy Hoffa.
Wish I Was Nicer said...
Where the hell do you get a blue barrel? I'm not talking about a web site. Where do you get in your car and go get a friggin' blue barrel for christsakes! I want to know. I think I'd notice a neighbor rolling a blue barrel i n his house. For whatever reason.
12/05/2007 01:46:00 AM
i think his garage is attached to the house. that's how i get the dead hookers out in privacy. i don't pick up fat ones only skinny ones, so i can lift the bodies myself. no witnesses that way.
who put the hot in hot-to-trot
and whats he got that I aint got
courage
...Rod Blogovich......
Rich Daley....
Danny Davis.....
12/05/2007 06:18:00 AM
Good one.
These guys are triplets.
Maybe not identical, but they sure are cut from the same cloth.
This is funny too:
http://lolsecretz.blogspot.com/2007/11/lol-petersen.html
To 12/05/2007 11:57:00 AM
It's a play on the word "lion"----don't waste your time taking any tests.
Media said the blue barrel was from a bulk supply of chlorine for the pool.
Hitney as Dorothy. Now that would be stellar.
Anonymous said...
OK, what other look-a-likes can we post....
Todd Stroger...Steve Urkle
Rod Blogovich......$hit
Rich Daley....$hit
Danny Davis.....$hit
12/05/2007 06:18:00 AM
Thank you, I'll be here I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waiters.
Goodnight!
TASER is coming out with the Burge model that has 100,000 volts.
...IF I only had a Braaaain!
In regards to 12/05/2007 11:57:00 AM. I playing off the Lion with the Lyin' (lying) get. Now you take the next test!
Blago.....Jethro Bodine
this guy has gooten way to much press but the media whores have nothing else to report so its drew peterson on parade! Kill your wife hide her body your a "star"! WTF! maybe we should have old John Burge talk to him alone bet the asshole will reveal where the body was dumped! Fire up the old spark machine it works and it works well! God bless Burge and may the dead wilson rot in hell along with his entire family!
Anyone notice he has one of "our
" police memorial plates on one of his cars in his garage? Aren't they only good for 60 days? Maybe the ISP will take it off and make him put the current plate on his car.. Of write him a damn ticket already..
its his brothers
daley would be the head munchkin in munchkin land
Leave the good sergeant alone you envious chumps! I know more than a few coppers who would love to know just how to make their wife vanish as completely as his did! Reminds me of Jack Lemmon's predicament in, "How to Murder Your Wife". In fact just this morning I startled the little missus (well she's not little, in fact she weighs about two-hundred eighty-pounds) when I stated that this guy Peterson should write a book-better yet, a manual!
The lions hair and head resembles daleys only the lion looks much better!
"Leave the good sergeant alone you envious chumps! I know more than a few coppers who would love to know just how to make their wife vanish as completely as his did! Reminds me of Jack Lemmon's predicament in, "How to Murder Your Wife". In fact just this morning I startled the little missus (well she's not little, in fact she weighs about two-hundred eighty-pounds) when I stated that this guy Peterson should write a book-better yet, a manual!
12/06/2007 03:44:00 PM"
And what makes you think your wife ain't considering the same thing?
Anonymous said...
Anyone notice he has one of "our
" police memorial plates on one of his cars in his garage? Aren't they only good for 60 days? Maybe the ISP will take it off and make him put the current plate on his car.. Of write him a damn ticket already..
its his brothers
12/06/2007 02:37:00 PM
Some guy got his car booted in the area and we were called there had the same plate, with 50 tickets he said he had no idea why, but he bought the plate to show support to police! the plate had a reg tag from jan 07 another idiot! To make matters worse he was not a copper or a police family member they sell this palted to any whore who will buy them, so next you see a violation like with the phony fop stickers stop him/her most likely a goof!
Anonymous said...
Leave the good sergeant alone you envious chumps! I know more than a few coppers who would love to know just how to make their wife vanish as completely as his did! Reminds me of Jack Lemmon's predicament in, "How to Murder Your Wife". In fact just this morning I startled the little missus (well she's not little, in fact she weighs about two-hundred eighty-pounds) when I stated that this guy Peterson should write a book-better yet, a manual!
12/06/2007 03:44:00 PM
Zinc smelter,steel mill,blast furnace
Our boy O.J. aint got shit on Drew. Drew done killed two hoes. That white motherfucker got his shit together. White peoples are sinister Joe!
SCC....your "comparison photo" is simply HILARIOUS!! I couldn't stop laughing. You are the "sworn" version of Sneed, except not quite as cowardly.
WTF??? Peterson is worried about not getting any dates. Tells you where his priorities are..
It appears that even if they find a body, they ain't got shit. Unless proven otherwise, Stacy is probably partying at some Mexican beach resort with her jocker.
As it stands per the media, Will County would have a better chance at placing Drew on "the grassy knoll" in Dallas as a 9-year-old sniper.
Charge Peterson or leave him alone.
Let's not forget that the FBI and the national mainstream news media hounded and crucified the late Richard JEWELL for the Atlanta Olympics bombing. The G drove the poor man to an early grave. This was but one of the FBI's recent debacles (Ruby Ridge, Waco, Soviet double agents Aldridge Ames and Robert Hanssen, et al.).
Mr. JEWELL was ultimately vindicated as the hero by the arrest and conviction of Eric Robert RUDOLPH of the Atlanta and Birmingham fatal bombing. A police officer was killed at Alabama abortion clinic bombing.
I agree with the poster who wrote either "Charge Peterson or leave him alone."
Those who wish to contribute to the defense fund for retired Bolingbrook P.D. Sgt. Drew Peterson, check:
www.DefendDrew.com
I have two words for Peterson and his defense fund. It's not Merry Christmas either!!!
"What better way to say I love you than a Glock."
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