Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas from everyone here to all of you out there.
Posting will, of course, be slow for the duration of the holiday. So don't expect much in the way of comments being put up or anything else until late today.
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posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
66 Comments:
Merry Christmas SCC. Merry Christmas all!!
Merry Christmas everybody! Be safe, stay warm and spend some extra time with your kids this holiday season. Side jobs will always be there. Your kid's first Christmas comes but only once.
Merry Christmas!
24 hours to the start of Kwanza....oh yea!
'Twas The Night Before Christmas In Jail
'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the cells
The convicts were locked up
All madder than hell
Except for the lifers
Kicked back in their bunks
Heads filled with visions
Of fat little punks
When suddenly from the roof top
There arose such a roar
That the bulls thought it was
A riot for sure
The goon squad ran in
And stood ready to hit
A big guard yelled out
Who started this shit
It came from the roof top
Sniveled a snitch
It must be a breakout
Oh, son of a bitch
They climbed to the roof
By way of the stairs
Found a fat little freak
In red underwear
No, No yelled the dude
I bring you good cheer
Damn said the Captain
We found us a queer
Alright mother fucker
Get your hands on the wall
They shook him down good
Asshole and all
They beat him and threw him
Into the hole with a kick
Well so much for Christmas
They locked up St. Nick
off topic---watch this video from judge judy-more officers should do this. remember video/audio CAN work in your favor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxItxJJtShk
Merry Christmas to you and yours, SCC. I hope it's a joyous and blessed one for you.
A very warm Christmas greeting is extended to the endire CPD. PlEASE be safe out there, and thank you for all that you do to keep honest citizens safe. Y'all deserve a world of praise.
Merry Christmas. :)
Merry X-MAS to all my brothers and sisters in blue!!!Stay safe and always watch each others back....God bless!!!
grat x - mass for me: no more proactive police work answer job code job nothing more and nothing less. this job is now easy money and stress free screw the bosses you are an idiot if you work and thanks congressman davis you are the best.
Merry Cristmas SCC and thanks for everything! In other news the Illinois State Police just finished with a class Dec 21, and now the new troopers were told that blago has not funded ISP and that if no funding is made available by Jan 1 2008 they will all be laid off all 63 new troopers! WTF Lets hope blago gets indicted in Jan 2008 the asshole! Maybe emil jones can make more made up jobs for all his tribe of ugly girlfriends that pay well over 100K!
Tha Box Chevy Phantom Presents:
a westside christmas fable
ahhh... all is quiet in who-ville.
then a plaintive voice redolent of wild irish rose & dimitri gin shatters the still night...
"tha po-leece done still shotified pooky y'all!"
...the tires kept a rolling while carols were a playin' on the p.a.
good night who-ville
Dig this.Merry Christmas and shit.
Merry Christmas, especially to anybody for whom the 25th is just another work day.
I recently saw a number of squad cars parked on Michigan, several had a pair of rather unusual cameras mounted on the roof, pointed to the left and right.
Are these an adjunct to the in-car Coban cameras, or a variation on the automatic license plate readers used by the boot crews?
On a related note, what's up with the move from the plastic car number placard to an LED sign, as seen on cars in the 24th? Seems like technology for the sake of technology, and more difficult to read in daylight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUt419xLOlk
Gotta love it.
OFF TOPIC
Merry Christmas to SCC (and thanks for providing this forum) & my brothers and sisters on the job & those supportive civilians here (kateykakes for example) & even those haters and trolls that frequent this site (you know who you are)----Happy Holidays everyone!
Merry Christmas, Low-Beam!
I hope you got your train set.
Woo-Woo!
MERRY CHRISTMAS FUCKERS
Mr. Potter is a fucking asshole.
To everyone else, a very Merry Christmas and a healthy, prosperous and Happy New Year!
A very blessed and safe Merry Christmas to everyone!! Thanks SCC for your hard work and laughs.
What I want in New Year!
1) SCC T-Shirts to wear.
2) Jody to realign all exempts and retire all.
3) Seiser for fop PRESIDENT!
4) The contract 4-10 hour days with no residency.
5) Decent cars that run
6) More manpower
7) The mayor and blago plus little urkel stroger all indicted along with their friends!
8) the city to properly fund the pension
9) 25 years and out with 80% plus reduced or free medical for retirees
10) More cars on the westend of 008!
11) time + 1/2 for cta special
12) the busses to keep running
13) huberman indicted for hiring all his friends to 100K+ made-up jobs
14) And most of all a safe year for all CPD personnel!
Merry Christmas Happy New Year!
May you all have a merry xmas and a prosperous new year.
Be safe all !
Merry Christmas to all and thanks to the 99% of you who are doing the right thing out there..
Have a Holly Jolly and a Cool Yule!
I recently saw a number of squad cars parked on Michigan, several had a pair of rather unusual cameras mounted on the roof, pointed to the left and right.
Are these an adjunct to the in-car Coban cameras, or a variation on the automatic license plate readers used by the boot crews?
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wow, you must be new. Yes these are the cameras that are supposed to read plates.
Twas the day after christmas and all through HQ, the bosses were nervous, Who'll get dumped"? Will it be me? You?
The resumes were all hung by the bosses door with care, in hopes that he wouldn't notice that they were really quite bare
A few were REALLY worried (Academy, IAD & SOS)
Who'll lose their car? It's anyones guess.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
The reverends, the alderman, Hispanics and queers.
They all wanted something (a gold star or a spot)
"Can't I at least get some brothers in SWAT"?
The rank and file were hopeful all snug in their beds
while visions of promotion fairness danced in their heads
On Dana, on Debra, On Tina & Matt
now Eugene and Ernie and Charles if you please
Youv'e had a good run
NOW TURN IN YOUR KEYS
On a related note, what's up with the move from the plastic car number placard to an LED sign, as seen on cars in the 24th? Seems like technology for the sake of technology, and more difficult to read in daylight.
12/25/2007 04:06:00 AM
Its a test car. Can't see it during the day, but its cool lokking at night. They wont go fleet wide with it, unless one of the little man's buddies is a sub-contractor.
Merry Christmas SCC and crew! Also, thoughts and prayers for the officer at Stroger in critical condition after a crash on the Dan Ryan.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND GOD BLESS EACH AND EVERYONE ONE OF YOU.
Santa brought me a new LRB Arms M14 with 10 GI mags!!!Sweet!!
For those fortunate enough to be off today, enjoy the day with family, friends, and those you care about. And for those who have to work today stay safe and be twice as safe when handling ghetto-mestics. The holiday season makes any domestic situation a little more "tricky". Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas to anyone, and here's a new years wish that may we all get entirely new command staff through out the department.
Merry Christmas SCC and here's hoping that you have a good New Year. Although I don't always agree with some of your "stuff", I think you provide a valuable service to the troops.
Merry Christmas To All!
SCC Thank you and Merry X-Mas.
Copper pinched for dui for causing a wreck on the Ryan. God help him
Merry Christmas to all my brothers and sisters in blue...
Please pray for the ODPO injured in an accident on the Dan Ryan last night.
The Chicago Trib has a story on this. The comments to the story will shock you when you read how much many people hate police officers.
This comment was attached by some PO. It is excellent.
"Well, Mr. Citizen, I guess you've figured me out. I seem to fit neatly in the category where you placed me. I am stereotyped, characterized, standardized, classified, grouped, and always typical. Unfortunately, the reverse is not true.. I can never you out. From birth you teach your children that I'm the boogeyman and then you're shocked when they identify with my traditional enemy, THE CRIMINAL. You accuse me of coddling juveniles until I catch your kid doing wrong. You take an hour for lunch and several coffee breaks each day, but point me out as a loafer if you catch me having just one cup. You pride yourself on your polished manners, but think nothing of disrupting my meals with your troubles. You raise hell with the guy who cuts you off in traffic, but let me catch you doing the same thing and I'm picking on you. You know all the traffic laws, but you've never gotten a single ticket you deserved. You shout "FOUL!" if you see me driving too fast to an emergency call, but raise hell if I take more than ten seconds to respond to your call. You call it part of my job if someone strikes me, but it's police brutality if I strike back. You would not think of telling your dentist how to pull a badly-decayed tooth, or your doctor how to take out your appendix, but are always willing to give me a few pointers on the law. You talk to me in a manner that would assure a bloody nose from anyone else, but expect me to take it without batting an eye. You cry "Something has got to be done about the crime!" but you can't be bothered with getting involved. You have no use for me at all, but of course it's O.K. if I change a flat for your wife, or deliver your child in the back seat of my radio car on the way to the hospital, or save your son's life with mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, or work many hours looking for your lost daughter. So, Mr. Citizen, you stand there on your soapbox and rant and rave about the way I do my job, calling me every name in the book, but never stopping to think that your property, your family, or maybe even your life depends on me or one of my buddies. Yes, Mr. Citizen, it's me, the lousy cop!"
http://www.topix.net/forum/source/chicago-tribune/T3BF9MJ1U1JR769DB
Jody loves to work out and he loves cats? I think Huberman is a lock for First Deputy. Promotion party at Spin!
Merry Christmas and to all that have to work this Holiday,G-d bless and be safe. a brother in blue
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all of the CPO's out there and God bless you and protect you
every day you work and live.
retired
First, Merry Christmas to you all, be safe out there and God Bless all your families.
Second, when are we goin to learn from the mistakes of others? Another off duty PO in a accident, this time on the Ryan. Hopefully he will be ok but he will end up losing his job. That is one great holiday season for him and his family.
Blago and the rest of the dummy crats are just so lame and need to be exiled! They and the rev's all need to be sent to Iraq to run it.
how bout this for an open post list the good bosses in each district versus the star gazing "friendly" ones in each district
On a related note, what's up with the move from the plastic car number placard to an LED sign, as seen on cars in the 24th? Seems like technology for the sake of technology, and more difficult to read in daylight.
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Super cop has one on his car. They are better than beat tags with paper taped on them. I want one so I can set it to "666"
Anonymous said...
Please pray for the ODPO injured in an accident on the Dan Ryan last night.
The Chicago Trib has a story on this. The comments to the story will shock you when you read how much many people hate police officers.
This comment was attached by some PO. It is excellent.
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I attached it to the tribune article it is from this site:
http://www.lifeonthebeat.com/police_poems.htm#Cop
Its written by Officer Mitchell Brown, unknown what dept.
Signed,
A Police Wife
Stepped outside tonite and saw I had a beautiful clear sky and a FULL MOON! Hope all u street Coppers had a peaceful nites work,
and a Merry Christmas.
And thanks to SCC for the blog and your personal efforts.....
Mr. Potter is a fucking asshole.
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Probably too much time on my hands, but it always pissed me off that Potter got to keep the money.
Just sayin.
Anagrams for ALDERMAN:
Darn Lame
Lad Ran Me
Darn Male
Lard Name
Lard Amen
Anybody find any others more apropos?
I WANT TO BE THE FIRST GUY TO GET THE NEW BEAT TAG FOR ALL PATROL CARS FOR 08. THEY WILL ALL READ THE SAME NUMBER 19-PAUL. SCC MERRY XMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR-- TO ALL COPPERS WHO PUT IN 8 TODAY-- HOPE YOU GOT EVERYTHING FOR FREE AND HAD SECONDS.
Santa bought me a great gift this year.. A vodoo doll of pfleger and jessie Jackass .. Came complete with a box of nails.. Best gift ever..
12/25/2007 02:03:00 PM post
Sweet.
And, sadly, all too true.
A tiger escaped from a cage at the San Francisco Zoo this afternoon near closing time. The tiger was killed by police gunfire after killing one visitor and injuring two others.
How did the tiger escape? Could a big cat escape at Lincoln Park Zoo? Does 018 and the Zoo have powerful tranquilizer guns readily available for such an emergency?
OFF TOPIC--Anyone hear any rumors about the S.W.A.T. tryouts last week? There were an awful lot of people trash talkin the tryouts here before they happened. I was just wondering how they were and if they were legit. If you gave it a shot I'd like to hear how it was and whether or not you thought it was fair or rigged.
11) time + 1/2 for cta special
No way then us working coppers that actually need the money will get replaced more useless lazy old timers that don't need the money.
12/26/2007 07:42:00 AM
Im an old-timer that is being described as useless...to set the record straignt....Im not completely useless....I can always be used as a bad example. Now take your straight time and hairgel and F*CK-OFF!
LED beat tags...can't take them off when your out of the district...what the fuck!
ANOTHER CHRISTMAS WHERE I SHOWED UP ON TIME TO DISCOVER THAT ALMOST HALF THE SHIFT CALLED IN SICK. GET WELL GUYS.
I LOVE X-MAS DOMESTICS: THE TREE THROWN OUT ONTO THE LAWN, DAD IS DRUNK, MOM HAS A BLACK EYE, GRANDMA LYING IN FLITH, AND KIDS HAVE HAD NOTHING TO EAT BUT CANDY CAINS.
HOW COME BING CROSBY NEVER SANG ABOUT THIS CRAP.
Anonymous said...
11) time + 1/2 for cta special
No way then us working coppers that actually need the money will get replaced more useless lazy old timers that don't need the money.
12/26/2007 07:42:00 AM
Be nice i get 2 CHA special and 2 O'Hare every month but I want more cta only for more money lazy yep! But you wnet to college and wasted all mom and dads money and your here who is the idiot now?
Merry Christmas to my brothers and sisters in blue...........stay safe.........straight home and home straight........19p
To 12/26/2007 12:49:00 PM
Probably can't scrape ice off the windshield with it either
How did the tiger escape? Could a big cat escape at Lincoln Park Zoo? Does 018 and the Zoo have powerful tranquilizer guns readily available for such an emergency?
12/25/2007 10:40:00 PM
Yes we do.We fill the the darts with Cobra or MD20/20.As a back up,we also have a Sage chicken wing launcher.
Anonymous said...
12/26/2007 07:42:00 AM
Im an old-timer that is being described as useless...to set the record straignt....Im not completely useless....I can always be used as a bad example. Now take your straight time and hairgel and F*CK-OFF!
12/26/2007 10:45:00 AM
I can also jump in, I am happy you youngsters will and are paying into the old timers pensions for that thank you! To think anyone would insult a college kid who will get no pension due to daley, but will generously give to us "lazy coppers" our pensions is a Godsend! Thank you for going to school and not attending to studies and landing on cpd thanks a lot! Happy New Year!
Read about the Panther/Rapist who founed the great holiday Kwaanza. Past this in your browser.
http://www.preteristcentral.com/eth-kwanza.htm
Biggest Dummy of the Christmas Season 1. Bernard BK Kelly
Kwaanza? didn't she get pinched for soliciting rides at 5th & Kilpatrick?
Damn! What's up with my peeps & these names for their kids? Lol! Happy Holidays to the CPD family... well ummm... yeah, even the rats, snitches, flaming assclowns, goofs, thieves, racists, haters, hair gels, ass kissers/kickers, idiots and even those who can fuck up a 1 car funeral trying to tvb the dead guy...may you have a very interesting 2008!
tail-lights & screeching tires quicky fading into the distance...
Hey Katykakes, I have a Christmas Goose for You....
Sorry I didn't have any Bing Crosby or Frank Sinatra in my repertoire at the 002 Christmas Party, but if you don't like it, hire Vanilla Ice next year, you dig?!
Secongd biggest dummy of the Christmas Season: Sgt. Billy Shield
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