Thursday, January 31, 2008

Black Widow?

Has anyone else noticed the spooky trail of death that seems to follow our favorite sergeant? Anyone she appears in photographs with seems to end up dead.

It's True! Examples:

Saddam Hussein:


Heath Ledger:


Lee Harvey Oswald:

And then there is an entire series of pictures (that you can find at this link here) depicting the sergeant with Lincoln, Kennedy, Washington, Julius Caesar and whole boatload of people from the Titanic, all of whom are now dead according to reliable sources.

Should we tempt fate?

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44 Comments:

Anonymous HATER said...

WHAT IS THE PROGRAM YOU USE FOR THAT SO I CAN DO THAT?

1/30/2008 11:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IMPOSTER!!! Everyone knows, SCC, the original black widow is LT Kim Toy HUH thats right HUH not as in HUH WHO ME????? But as in Kim Toy Huh looks great for her age, Hell, Id give it to her if I wouldnt end up DEAD! but shame on you for taking the name!!!

1/30/2008 11:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on SCC, I like you guys and your humor but don't keep exposing coppers to department wide ridicule, aren't things tough enough? She's actually kind of cute...

1/30/2008 11:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Jeff Joniak said...

SCC, you are ridiculous!

1/30/2008 11:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Naw, dont push it(fate).If the st. prick croaks, jessie jr. will take control and finish looting the pension(s), and lynch white Coppers.
Until the repubs can run a legit guy, lets stick w/chubby!
Although a voodoo doll and a few pin pricks wont hurt....
CAN SOMEONE FOTOSHOP HER W/THAT WHORE SUFFREDIN?

1/31/2008 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

please sgt place the kiss of death on mayor dumb dumb for the good of all of man kind. By the way when are you comimg to area 1 youth? we sure could use your detective experience patty needs all the good help she can get

1/31/2008 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of Black Widow(ers), how bout puttin' her in a photo w/DREW?
This j*goff needs to go. He dont have to quit breathing; how bout some evidence popping up(bad luck).

NO WAY #4 LEFT W/O THOSE KIDS!!
WOMEN JUST AIN'T BUILT THAT WAY..

Now he's back in the dating scene;
go f*k yourselves........

1/31/2008 12:36:00 AM  
Blogger CPDDispatch said...

Can you frame up that last one so we can hang it on the wall at OEMC? Best one yet.

1/31/2008 02:29:00 AM  
Blogger Sid Hudgens said...

Get out of that cake. Your'e being silly. Silly. Just silly. Don't stand this close to me on St. Patrick's Day. Go back to 009 already.

1/31/2008 05:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ITS ABOUT TIME YOU BROUGHT HER BACK!!!!!!

1/31/2008 05:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I JUST LOST MY COFFEE THIS MORNING!

BBWWWAAA!!!!!!!! HHHAAA!!!!!!! LOL!!!

I was wondering what she was doing these days!

Grim reaper! :)

1/31/2008 06:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SHE'S BAAACK!

1/31/2008 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Andy Warhol said...

I agree with all the posts. Would love to see more. My Fair Lady is in Town, Super Tuesday on the 5th. I love the Drew Peterson idea. Superbowl in a few days. Valentine Days. Keep up the laughs.

1/31/2008 10:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Cougar hunter said...

Huh is Hot !.....but lethal

1/31/2008 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey im surprised that she hasnt posed in a picture with drew yet.
Whats going on.
Although its old, it is still funny.
Thanx for the pictures sarge!

1/31/2008 12:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HA HA HA A 10 YEAR OLD KILLED BY AN AIRPLANE!LETS MUG IN FRONT OF A CAMERA LIKE A GHETTO FOOL!I AM NOW A SGT. AND I AM ALSO A MOTHER OF A CHILD,THEY CALL ME SGT.HITNEY AND I AM PROUD OF MY ACTIONS,YOU SHOULD SEE MY SMILE WHEN I ATTEND WAKES AND FUNERALS!COME OVER TO MY HOUSE SO I CAN SHOW YOU SOME OF MY OTHER PICTURES(BABIES BURNT IN HOUSE FIRES,TRAIN ACCIDENTS INVOLVING CHILDREN).THIS P.O.S. SHOULD BE FIRED FOR HER ACTIONS AND ANY FOOL WITH A CHILD WHO SUPPORTS THIS P.O.S. MAY YOU HAVE MANY SLEEPNESS NIGHTS EVERYTIME YOU HEAR THE ROAR OF AN AIRPLANE ENGINE.

1/31/2008 05:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love these photos. I'm still waiting for someone to put her in some current photos like the one with Obama with his hand "not" over his heart during the National Anthem.

1/31/2008 05:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I EVER SEE THAT SERGEANT ANYWHERE IN THIS DEPARTMENT. REST ASSURED I WON'T EVER BE FOLLOWING HER ORDERS, HOW CAN ANYONE? SHE'S A BIG JERK WHO HAS GIVEN US ALL A BLACK EYE JUST LIKE FINIGAN. RETIRE YOU LAME BITCH, PLEASE!!!

1/31/2008 05:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...No way #4 left without those kids. Women just aren't built that way..."

Her mother left without Stacy and her siblings.

1/31/2008 06:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our most photogenic sergeant just got management days in 009, bumping an old-timer.

I guess his hoots could not compete.

1/31/2008 06:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Enough already. I don't know her, but this is ridiculous. What did she tell you, to go fuck yourself so you are still pissed off!

1/31/2008 07:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

If I EVER SEE THAT SERGEANT ANYWHERE IN THIS DEPARTMENT. REST ASSURED I WON'T EVER BE FOLLOWING HER ORDERS

Thank you genius, can you say spar?

1/31/2008 07:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was Hitney made Sgt by merit or by score? If it was by merit, shame on this department.

1/31/2008 07:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please post her pic next to Bill Clinton. There's a good one with Monica Lewinsky getting a kiss from him in the crowd.

1/31/2008 07:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does this stuff really work? REALLY REALLY WORK??

Then put her in next to the 49th Ward crowd, Joe Moore, David Fagus, and Schluter from the 47th, and Helen from the 46th, and the Fat Old Irish Catholic in the big office at city hall, and Alderman Burke, and Jesse, and Al Sharpton, and Blago.

Don't spare the Repugnants, either. Get her next to Bush and Cheney and Huckabee and all the Christian Right.

1/31/2008 08:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who was the commander of the airports at the time of this breach at the crime scene? who was in charge?

1/31/2008 08:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 6:29 PM. The sergeant she bumped wouldn't make a pimple on a fair sergeant's ass. He couldn't make a decision by himself to save his life. Nice guy, but NO balls. She does a much better job, and a LOT easier on the eyes!

1/31/2008 09:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very F'ng Funny. This dope Sgt. mugs for the camera in front of a crashed airplane,after a young boy loses his life in a tragic accident, and the Dept. doesn't do a damn thing to discipline her. Another great example of leadership of the CPD. And they wonder why nobody in their right mind takes this place seriously anymore. How about, INSTANT DEMOTION for CONDUCT UNBECOMING. Oh, sorry, I forgot, shes a female with Clout.

1/31/2008 09:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol...scc you're fuckin' nuts!!

1/31/2008 11:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Deering Darling said...

Kaptain Krunch was the commander of 008 when the bleached chevrons stole the scene with her antics.

2/01/2008 01:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know whats funny? Her husband is on the marine unit, still he manages to work for the Central Stickney Fire Department ALOT. Punch in and head to the firehouse. It seems like the 2 of them are always involved in some shady shit. They live only a mile and a half from that plane crash.They can hear very well. Clout babies have super hearing.

2/01/2008 10:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Deering Darling said...
Kaptain Krunch was the commander of 008 when the bleached chevrons stole the scene with her antics.

2/01/2008 01:03:00 AM

Strangely though her clout was bigger than his and she got promoted nice job boss! fair is fair unless your scared of her clout!

2/01/2008 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 1/31 @ 7:44 pm....What do you think???? Let me help you on this one M...E...R..Now you finish the rest...

2/01/2008 02:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dang, she's not even that cute. . .

2/01/2008 06:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More More!!

2/01/2008 10:09:00 PM  
Anonymous sixers said...

Does she have a brother that works in 021?

2/02/2008 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that sgt has a Brother who is a Lt. in some north side Dist. not 21 Neither were management.and Lets not forget who took the picture. The ON DUTY DET . Dont post his picture.He is not nearly as pretty.

2/02/2008 09:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Photoshop Fan said...

If possible, could you post a higher res jpeg of the 'queen for a day' sargent, so the rest of us can get in on the fun.

2/02/2008 02:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Dang, she's not even that cute. . .

2/01/2008 06:56:00 PM
Not cute! Without all the make-up applied by paint brush she looks like monique bond scary huh?

2/02/2008 03:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

re: the last post.. who was that Det in the other picture? you know the one..the one thats not nearly as pretty or famous.
Help a guy out here.. word is he worked in A 1 til his clout ran out and got shipped to cold case. too much crime drama on t. v. perhaps.

2/03/2008 12:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 1/31/2008 06:26:00 PM

What was DP doing the day grandma "left"?

2/03/2008 03:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sixers said...
Does she have a brother that works in 021?

2/02/2008 12:33:00 AM

Phone call district.

2/03/2008 10:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1/31/2008 09:49:00 PM

Agreed. As a civilian mother I feel that what she did was sickening. My jaw dropped when saw the original photo posted on this site. And the fact that she is a female and therefore able to bear children is all the more horrific. What the hell was she thinking. And to be smiling? She doesn't deserve to wear a CPD uniform. Obviously to serve and protect is a joke to her.

2/09/2008 09:02:00 PM  
Anonymous tattle tale said...

Maiden name: Roberts

2/12/2008 05:54:00 PM  

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