Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
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posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
What's next for the CPD?A stretch Hummer limo?!
donny delivers ice cream to commander jimmy every monday with this freezer truck.
Maybe its some kind of exotic "endof the world" vehicle to evacuate daley and a few of his cronies. Hopefully all the exit points will lead to hell!!THANKS FOR STEALING OUR PENSION MONEY, YOU WHORE........
now i know what they men't when they said J.c. was getting a hummer from donny
OH WHO KNOWS!!? It's just another fairytale attempt by this department to try and act like a professional, legitimate law enforcement agency. Everyone knows if shit ever hits the fan here, we're all FUCKED! And that "truck" or whatever you want to call it will never be seen or heard from... instead some broke ass 1980s converted ambulance painted all black will pull up and some guys who resemble bosses will stroll out with brick phones. Mean while, no one will know what to do, the blackberry's will fail, there will be no backup plan, all bosses will be afraid to make a decision for fear of what Jody may or may not do, the blog will have posters with all the answers, crazy lou will tell you what he woulda done back in nam, radioes will be chirping after 2 hours, PDTs wont work for any of 1000 reasons, KK will be taking pics near ground zero part 2, Lt Scotch breath will be at TRs, Tobias will get busted down to patrolman in "the deuce" because old time bosses still think there is anything to do there, hair gel will be hair gel, mass chaos will ensue because power is out and the blow dryers in the districts arent working, IAD will be setting up road blocks to jam coppers, Abatte gets blamed for the attack in the local media and the polski bar footage plays a record 10,000 times in 1 day, the offenders get pulled over and are arrested by TRU not for the attack, but because there was weed in the car, 019 lockup refuses because one of them has 7 pieces of paper on them (only to find out later the paper was the plan of attack), D/C Gorgas orders them to be RWOC because he is an idiot, and then we get the olympics... This "truck" pulls up, being driven by Ardelean, and out jumps Finnegan, Suchoki, Sherry and Herrera, being lead by Burge and Majinowski! That is what I think
It was donated by a armored car co.... It is supossed to carry traffic cones, traffic horses, flares and such for immediate deployment for traffic control. IM NOT KIDDING. It was read aloud a roll call a few weeks ago. SERIOUSLY! I SWEAR!!
aldercreature Burke's second car
It was originally the Fire Dept's at O'Hare. They didn't have use for it ..gave it to CPD. For what purpose ?? Anyone's guess.
Does it belong to the bomb squad?
burke's car funny
it where those great jib jab videos are produced
it was purchased to drive really important department people around ..and to look cool while doing it .. ??? .. don't bother getting us new equipment or squads .. keep spending money on useless crap that the working P.O. will never see
O'Hare Police had it for years. A castoff from the Fire Department. Piece of junk and rarely ran. Our commitment to the fight against Terrorism.
There's one at O'Hare too. parked in the garage.
This isnt the first police car to be known as the Hummer-Mobile!
This vehicle would be good to use to drive to Weber Bakery on Archer.mmm donuts
it's a fully enclosed automatic dount warming delvery system with executive coffee service machine.
Each airport has one. Ive seen them at block parties and a parade. Total waste of money.
FYI, just so SCC & everyone else knows before the rumors begin to go crazy. This used to be a CFD vehicle and the purpose at the airports, which I think is true, is that you need this type of vehicle to have maximum access through runways and the terrain of the aitports to get to an emegency in a timely time frame. Do not blow this out of wack.This is a correct use for once of department resources. Of course this should also be used across the board.
It's the new armoured car that travels the city picking up the bags of money for daley.
Burke didn't feel safe with just 10 bodyguards. He requested this hummer due to the increase in road side bombs on chicago streets.
I see you found Seizer's vehicle.
it was donated by Brinks. No enforcement function, only used for transorting equipment
We have it to feel like the Tough Marines we never were!!! Wannabe Wannabe!!
Isn't that a Hummer not a Armoured card?
IT DOES HAVE A FLAT TIRE IN THE REAR!NICE DO I NEED A MASTER DEGREE TO SIT INSIDE IT.
That is used to haul bribe cash for the Mayor and Aldermen. Also County officials may also transport bribe money.
All law enforce agencies can purchase these vehicles for $1 from armored car companies. Armored car logo must be removed and the department that uses it must put their dept name on it. When police dept is done with vehicle it must be returned to company it was purchased from. Many dept use them for swat and entry teams.
35th Street clown car?........
it was donated by Brinks. No enforcement function, only used for transorting equipment-------------------------------Gas prices are thru the roof - very expensive way to transport equipment.
it was donated by Brinks. No enforcement function, only used for transorting equipment2/20/2008 06:05:00 AMThe one the guy above is talking about is available through the TRU, if anyone bothered to look at a Daily Bulletin in the last three weeks they'd see this to be true. The picture SCC posted is NOT the armored car donated to TRU ( which as someone stated above will be used to carry traffic cones...in an armored vehicle...I couldn't make that up if I tried ). Both airports have a Hummer that were bought with Homeland Security money after 9/11/01. You are about 6 years late with this report.Carry on.
SCC- Check the Daily Bulletin once in a while. The truck was donated by Brinks to TRU and is available to any other unit upon request.
Alot of stories here but the truth is ....Originally the hummer was part of the Chicago Fire Depts. equipment at O'Hare and Midway. Squad 7 had one and it was know as Squad 7A. Midways was known as 637. Both were actually mini fire engines. Both had pumps and hose on them. When the dept. received the new Ford "Mini-Pumpers" both Hummers were retired. Evidentually the CPD took them over and converted them for use at the airports. At O'hare the Hummer is black I think (it's been awhile since I've seen it) But the pump area is open like it's made for people to stand in. The Midway one seems to be made to haul stuff. Anyway yeah I'm sure Homeland Security had something to do with it too. Just thought I'd add my 2 cents.
The one donated by brinks is a completely different vehicle...as stated earlier, this is the one that has been at O'Hare for years.
That truck as been sitting there collecting dust,if you look at the rear tire it's flat.To what purpose/function does this vehicle serve.More city waste,but we can't get a decent raise around this city,has been pointed out on this blog numerous times: Becareful Chicago you just may get the police department you are asking for.Furthermore I predict a future where no one wants the join this department because of poor Management and the hostile treatment from the department,the city leaders and from the citizens themselves. Stop treating your police officers less than second class citizens.
You should see all the trucks and black suburbans the oemc has, What a waste of money, and there's a mobile dispatch center also, but none of the call takers and dispatchers have ever been allowed inside of it or trained how to use it.
Each airport has one. It had something to do with the bomb squad I think. Last time I saw one at Ohare, it had 3 flat tires. It looked kinda beat up too. I heard numerous stories about Ohare personnel taking it out for "Joyrides" and beating it up in the construction areas inside the perimiter. As for readiness, I doubt that this thing can make it to the gas pumps and back. Judging from the condition it looks to be in it is about as ready as the rest of the Airport units if the big one hits. FYI Airport units are the biggest dogs on the department. Just look at their uniforms and equiptment and that will tell you how much they care.
sgt. R.B. will be selling it on EBAY if he can remove the decals.
Ald. "Fast Eddie B." needed it so he wouldn't bounce around so much from hitting all of the potholes (sitting on his bodyguards' laps wasn't good enough, I guess).....
It was used in Starks rap video for "BLUE TOOTHS OVER BLUE BALLS" He performs under the name Stark-Naked. Due to hit the streets in '08 YOU HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRD!
This is an old CFD airport fire truck. They hated it, it never worked rights. It rides VERY rough and breaks down all the time and the city can not get parts for it. It was given to the city after 9/11 in a effort to boost the airport visibility with out haveing to put up any money.No One wants to drive the damm thing, its junk and just eye candy for the smoke and mirrors bunch
Here is the boring truth: CFD had a small pump on it for brush fires at O'Hare. They didn't need it any more so it went to Unit 050. It carried Bomb Squad robot on the back. Now Bomb Squad has their new truck, so the Hummer was moved to Midway. There is only one Hummer and it has nothing to do with the Brink's truck. It is owned by Dept. of Aviation and has nothing to do with federal grants. Now, feel free to speculate how it might be used under the new administration....
that's strictly for lunch runs only ! read the special order (carry out menu i mean)!
Sgt T.K. and Sgt. R.B. at midway has related that this is in fact the new "POPE" mobile. it will be used to transport J.g.C. during the st. jude march.
I heard it's used by sgt eBay to cart off unclaimed luggage at midway.
12:31am WOW you really are a conspiracy theorist.
ITA A STAFF CAR FOR ALL SOON TO BE INDICTED POLSA GINGER ARE YOU LISTENING TO GO TO AND FROM FED BUILDING TO PROTECT THEM FROM OUTRAGED CITIZENS
Vans and wagons used by bomb and arson units at the time the were purchased would not have rooftop clearance going into the garages at Midway and O'Hare Airport.
its the CPD "DEATHMOBILE". "RRRAAMMING SPEEEEEDD"!!
It belongs to Unit 253 in case of an emergency they are on-call 24/7
How about the Nissan 350Z they had at the auto show? I've never seen that one before. It was all decked out with a skyline paint job and the tag "this vehicle was seized from a drugdealer" yeah like if Homan got that car they would let it go....
Yeah it's the new D.A.R.E. & G.R.E.A.T. Vehicle used by special activities section.
You mean this wasnt donated to the TRU unit for all the tickets they've written. It's like selling all those candy bars when you were a kid, and tried to go for the big prize...THE BIKE!
Its for TRU. Its to transport presents to needy kids at xmas. It comes with a phone with a direct line to the media for self glorification. It also has room for 10,000 ANOVS aka 1 tour of duty's worth.It also has enough room to transport all of them to their headquarters at Ricobenes or Portillos.
Security at O'Hare and Midway is such a joke. Got people in long lines waiting to be checked in with all types of luggage that can carry enough explosive to bring the entire place. Yet they are waiting in line and gain access into the buildings and then told to get in line. A Bomber's dream come true. Why take out a plane when you can take out more passengers waiting in line. This not to mention all the vehicles that pull up to the front door of each terminal, reminds me of Oklahoma ready to happen. There should be off sight loading and unloading of passengers. Off sight screening of passengers and luggage and then the transport of passengers and luggage to the terminal in secure vehicles. Smoke and mirrors, smoke and mirrors. Sam Bass
1231 that was the funniest shit ever and tru too
It was donated by a armored car co.... It is supossed to carry traffic cones, traffic horses, flares and such for immediate deployment for traffic control. IM NOT KIDDING. It was read aloud a roll call a few weeks ago. SERIOUSLY! I SWEAR!!===================================you mean a pick-up can't do that?
It's a circus clown car. Can carry over 100 clowns at a spin.
It belongs to the Bomb Squad, and yes it used to be at O'Hare, stored in the garage or just outside on its always flat tires. The bomb squad trucks now paid for with federal grants are only at O'Hare at about $3.5 million a peice.
It's used to take JFed's paycheck to the bank.
Think this one is something take a picture of the TRU armoured vehicle and post it! And the only 2 guy is the city wearing BDU's operating this beast.
Holy Four-Wheel Drive Batman!!!Its for the Cable Police. Where's the ladders at? No wonder why it takes a 48 hour wait to get service.
Obviously a CPD version of the Good Humor ice cream truck. The CAPS office will be handing out free ice creams to underserved areas of the city. Somehow this one didn't make it back to Pars at Cicero/Arthington.Notice the almost flat rear tire from not being moved since the end of the nice weather last year.
"This used to be a CFD vehicle and the purpose at the airports, which I think is true, is that you need this type of vehicle to have maximum access through runways and the terrain of the aitports to get to an emegency in a timely time frame."Spoken Like a True Assclown company suckhole Whitshirt. Jeez you pathetic F'rs are a dime a dozen.Enlighten us, if you don't preach the company line do you go through withdrawals??
its almost as good as the armored vehicle that TRU rides around in. what the hell are those scared to put hands on people police carry in that truck anyway.
it kind of looks like something from west coast custom and the work of xibit and mad mike
It was supposed to be used for Mark Donahue to attend roll calls in districts, that's why it has been sitting so long.
It's Patrick Daley's sewer company vehicle and the Mayor knows nothing about it either.
It represents this job, just for show only and one big flat tire.
Its the only vehicle that can carry Commander Fatass of OHare airport
Vehicle inspection of Sundays. Someone forgot to inspect this one.
Sam Bass. You are perfectly correct. Security is a joke. The Israelis would never have it this way.But with that current commander, nothing is going to happen except for the officers to get fat off the overtime.Supt. Weis: In order to improve security at the airport$ you need to remove the commander and his entrenched minions that jeopardize the safety and integrity of your airports.
Are you jealous fat boy? 1.You wish you could be one of us.2.You wish you could work you're RDO's at time and one-half and make 150,000 a year.3.You wish you could take six furlos a year like the Tile Guy.4.You wish you could get free lunches every day and boxes of booze for Christmas.5. you wish you had clout to be here you over educated, under laid, piece of blue garbage.
Up armoured ice cream truck for CAPS.
They didn't bother changing the flat because the 22-inch spinners just arrived, as have the tv's for the visors. There's plenty of room in the bed to cart off all the shit that J-Fed has been feeding the troops, too. Another use per rumorville is that all the dumped bosses can collectively put their now-deflated egos in it as well as all the crow they had to eat.
What a bunch of incorrect speculating fools. This was put together to assist TRU with next year's Christmas gift deliveries to the needy ghetto rats, and will be used as an Emergency Hairgel Delivery Unit in case JFed follows through on 12 hour days and the TRU boys lose hold power after 6 (since the gel has not been tested for any longer time period yet)
it was used for the Hummer display at the Auto Show a few years agocame equipped with 2 never been the police from 35th to smile and wave at the peopleSDaleyLand at it's best...wonder how much Hummer put in the coffers for that gig!this City sucks!
Supt. Weis to be in 018 for midnight roll calls fraday night for saturday. Supposedly all three roll calls. Im sure he wouldnt mind if people stopped by if they were in the area.
What a bunch of incorrect speculating fools. This was put together to assist TRU with next year's Christmas gift deliveries to the needy ghetto rats, and will be used as an Emergency Hairgel Delivery Unit in case JFed follows through on 12 hour days and the TRU boys lose hold power after 6 (since the gel has not been tested for any longer time period yet)2/21/2008 01:03:00 AM ---------------------------LOL ! TRU dat !
Watch ebay I hear sgt eBay is getting ready to sell! He was observed with a tow driver taking pics for his website! How else could sgt eBay have more hours on the books than any others? GEE Papi how did he do it?
"This used to be a CFD vehicle and the purpose at the airports, which I think is true, is that you need this type of vehicle to have maximum access through runways and the terrain of the aitports to get to an emegency in a timely time frame."2/20/2008 06:47:00 PMI don't think so. They have the crash rigs which are basically tractors that can get almost anywhere. The main reason they used the Hummers was to get into the parking garages which have hieight restraints. Don't talk about what you don't know.
We should have those guys on the show "trick my truck" on CMT really pimp it out!
the vehicle is being used to transport certain people from HQ to the bus when their take home car was taken from them w/o notice today.
I see you found Seizer's vehicle.2/20/2008 04:45:00 AMIt's SEISER, asswad.
It was suppose to transport Commander JC between Ohare and Midway...but it was too small.
waz anybody else there when the CPD horse stepped on commander Jimmy's foot,and then he blamed jet fuel for his infection???
Its the bagman collection vehicle.
i remember Com. jim at the intersection of 55th & central with an unlit cigar in his mouth walking through jet fuel yelling to D.B. to bring him his cigar cutter.
IT WAS USED BY THE SWAT TEAM DOING A SEARCH WARRANT IN 008 ABOUT 3 WEEKS AGO...7700 BLOCK OF TRUMBULL
If Jimmy kept his bootlick Roy away from his feet, they would not be infected. Same goes for your hemorrhoids, Jimmy. Keep those ass-kissers away.
THIS TRUCK IS FOR OFFICER OLDENBERGER IN 008 BECAUSE HE CARRIES FOUR GUNS WHILE ON DUTY.