It Could Be Worse
The Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) and the British Columbia Coroners Service are investigating three cases of washed-up right feet inside running shoes. The latest was discovered on a beach on the east side of Valdes Island on Feb. 8.
The first foot was found washed ashore on Jedediah Island on Aug. 20, and six days later a second was found on Gabriola Island.
Both were in size-12 runners. No information on the size of the shoe of the third foot has been released.
Feet. In size 12 running shoes. Washing up on the shore.
Man, Canada is weird.
Man, Canada is weird.
Labels: international news
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
24 Comments:
Freaky, man.
"IF THE SHOE FITS, WEAR IT!!"
Canada is 'big game' hunting territory.
Plus, who are you going to call for help, when the nearest known human beings are hundreds of miles away?
Probably the feet of tourists......
What kind of running shoes? I am a runner and wear that size.
It's obvious...the Armenians are still looking for whoever stole the money train!
Is this SCC or Fark?
Thy have already deermined it belongs to a Chinese National. Probably attempting to escape Communist China be fore the Olympics by running over the water.
They could tell it was Chinese by his wok.
IMADIC
Its Dexter.
Time to bring in a NEMERT certified Forensic Podiatrist.
Eaten by killer whales.
Cleared Closed.
Anonymous said...
It's obvious...the Armenians are still looking for whoever stole the money train!
2/21/2008 08:56:00 AM
Now that was creative AND funny.....
The Shield fans will get it....and love it too.
BTW, anyone know when the Fillmore Ranger's #1 rated show comes back on with the new season??
Must be sharks...
Couple years ago I was at Cabo San Lucas enjoying my furlough with a few margaritas,and comparing notes with a RCMP on vacation.This Mountie had a beat that was over 800 square miles in the Vancouver area.And he worked 99!Shit,I had a beat in the ghetto that was 8 square blocks,plus a partner.The man had my respect.
So the guys they are looking for are not very good dancers. All left feet.
Does this require a "toe" report....??
know what Canadians and canoes have in common?
Neither one tips.
BOO YAA
Thy have already deermined it belongs to a Chinese National. Probably attempting to escape Communist China be fore the Olympics by running over the water.
They could tell it was Chinese by his wok.
IMADIC
2/21/2008 09:09:00 AM
Chinese with size 12 feet? You work in the D?
Ya put your right foot in....OUCH
Ya put your right foot in...OUCH
Ya put your right foot in...OUCH
Canadian all call...suspects are three bad dancers...two left feet.
Feet.....Don't desert me now.
The Canadians do say---
Take off hoser.
Didn't think they would take it that literally.
Back when I still lifeguarded we had limbs wash up occasionally on the lake front too.
The first murder of a three footed homo (sapien) in North American history. The victim is three feet shorter now.
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