Thursday, February 21, 2008

It Could Be Worse

  • The Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) and the British Columbia Coroners Service are investigating three cases of washed-up right feet inside running shoes. The latest was discovered on a beach on the east side of Valdes Island on Feb. 8.

    The first foot was found washed ashore on Jedediah Island on Aug. 20, and six days later a second was found on Gabriola Island.

    Both were in size-12 runners. No information on the size of the shoe of the third foot has been released.

Feet. In size 12 running shoes. Washing up on the shore.

Man, Canada is weird.

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24 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Freaky, man.

2/21/2008 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous X MRS MCCARTNEY said...

"IF THE SHOE FITS, WEAR IT!!"

2/21/2008 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Canada is 'big game' hunting territory.

Plus, who are you going to call for help, when the nearest known human beings are hundreds of miles away?

Probably the feet of tourists......

2/21/2008 02:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What kind of running shoes? I am a runner and wear that size.

2/21/2008 05:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's obvious...the Armenians are still looking for whoever stole the money train!

2/21/2008 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this SCC or Fark?

2/21/2008 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thy have already deermined it belongs to a Chinese National. Probably attempting to escape Communist China be fore the Olympics by running over the water.
They could tell it was Chinese by his wok.

IMADIC

2/21/2008 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its Dexter.

2/21/2008 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time to bring in a NEMERT certified Forensic Podiatrist.

2/21/2008 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eaten by killer whales.

Cleared Closed.

2/21/2008 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
It's obvious...the Armenians are still looking for whoever stole the money train!

2/21/2008 08:56:00 AM




Now that was creative AND funny.....

The Shield fans will get it....and love it too.

BTW, anyone know when the Fillmore Ranger's #1 rated show comes back on with the new season??

2/21/2008 10:47:00 AM  
Blogger rosco said...

Must be sharks...

2/21/2008 11:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Couple years ago I was at Cabo San Lucas enjoying my furlough with a few margaritas,and comparing notes with a RCMP on vacation.This Mountie had a beat that was over 800 square miles in the Vancouver area.And he worked 99!Shit,I had a beat in the ghetto that was 8 square blocks,plus a partner.The man had my respect.

2/21/2008 02:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So the guys they are looking for are not very good dancers. All left feet.

2/21/2008 02:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does this require a "toe" report....??

2/21/2008 03:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

know what Canadians and canoes have in common?



Neither one tips.



BOO YAA

2/21/2008 03:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thy have already deermined it belongs to a Chinese National. Probably attempting to escape Communist China be fore the Olympics by running over the water.
They could tell it was Chinese by his wok.

IMADIC

2/21/2008 09:09:00 AM

Chinese with size 12 feet? You work in the D?

2/21/2008 08:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ya put your right foot in....OUCH

Ya put your right foot in...OUCH

Ya put your right foot in...OUCH

2/21/2008 09:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Canadian all call...suspects are three bad dancers...two left feet.

2/21/2008 09:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Feet.....Don't desert me now.

2/21/2008 10:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Canadians do say---

Take off hoser.

Didn't think they would take it that literally.

2/22/2008 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous traveler said...

Back when I still lifeguarded we had limbs wash up occasionally on the lake front too.

2/22/2008 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The first murder of a three footed homo (sapien) in North American history. The victim is three feet shorter now.

2/22/2008 02:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 2/22/2008 08:29:00 AM

Any branches?

2/22/2008 05:48:00 PM  

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