Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
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posted by SCC at 7:00 AM
My boy Mittens was gonna be a zoolo..a preda...a carni...man he was gonna be a doctor! Why they gots to shoot him like that?
Half of the people said CPD should not have killed the cougar, according to NBC 5.Perhaps we should have used verbal judo, or the tactical eight step.Back sir!
Deep Throat Tom A. spotted driving Sneed around Roscoe Village last night.
BWHAHAHAHA! GOOD ONE. I DEAL WITH WORSE ANIMALS EVERY DAY. CAN I SHOOT THEM TOO?!
Just curious...who was the dork that passed right by it on fox news.
JUST IN: The cops that were on scene, indicted for shooting an unarmed animal...Rosenwieg will make an example of these P.O.'s. GOD BLESS THE CPD!
Iranian Police Chief Jailed After Being Caught Nude With 6 Women Tuesday, April 15, 2008TEHRAN, Iran — Tehran's police chief, who was in charge of fighting vice, has been taken to jail and his case is currently under investigation, a spokesman for Iran's judiciary said Tuesday.____________________________ I wonder what the nickname of their top cop is?J-Stud?
Kyle: "They killed Kitty!!"Stan: "You Bastards!!!"
The BEST yet............
He was a good cougar--his class valedictorian! He was a vegan and a scholar who wanted to be a running back for the Washington State Cougars. The pigs claim he was a murderous Black Panther cop killer.He was just getting his life together until the jackbooted fascist police thugs murdered him!He never hurt anyone. He thrived on a diet of grape pop and Flamin' Hot Cheetos. The PO-leese stole both pairs of his PUMA running shoes and planted a bag of crack cocaine and catnip in his mouth after they shot him in cold blood.NO JUSTICE! NO PEACE!
He was jist trying to gets his life back in order...through da magic of rap music...he was gonna be a rapper, and gives da money to his baby mama. Why ain'ts dem rev's crying out now? I bets if we looks deep enuff we'll find he was actually enrolled in a Chicago Public School
I am a carnivore and I'll tell you one thing. "Roscoe" was no carnivore. He was into tofu and alfalfa sprouts.A cougar is a terrible thing to waste. He was angry when cornered. You'd snap too. Couldn't the police use verbal judo or a taser?
How in the hell did such a big cat get to Roscoe Village undetected? Any theories on where he came from?Any sightings of pink kangaroos?
Statement From The Bobcat's Family:"We appreciate the outpour of support in this difficult time but we would like to inform the city that this grave injustice will not go unchallenged. Where was protocol?!?!? He was not even told to freeze."LiL Puma" did not pose a threat but was hunted down and killed like an animal. I mean.......like a wild animal.I mean.....like a wild jungle cat. Ok....what had happened was.......Fuck it!Just show us the damn money!!!" Editors Note: "LiL Puma" was a known cat nip abuser & supplier in the suburbs. Word on the street is he was lookin to expand his suburban operation to the city and law enforcement had been monitoring him for some time now.Hence,chasing him through gangways and hopping 6 foot fences.If that ain't supsicious drug/gang behavior, I don't what is.Great Police Work Guys!!!
My moma gona sue!! My moma hired Loevy and Loevy, she gonna get paid. Meeeeooooow
CYNTHIA WHITE TO 006.
The Trib interviewed the cougars family after the shooting. Here is what they had to say... meow meow meow meow....and then, meow meow meow
LMAO!!Hey SCCIs That The Midget's, Jesse's Or J Feds Graduation Picture That You Posted ?The LOSER That Said Too Many Shots Were Used With Kids around Can Go Fornicate HimselfDo Ya Think That The Midget Will Charge The PO With Hunting Without A Big Game Permit ?The PO Did The Right Thing, He Hit It With about Ten Movers.Moving Ammunition That Is
The police department is full of idiots. Other measures should of been in place to capture the cougar.
Wow! Read the Trib Blog about the Cougar shooting. Didn't know their are that much police haters out there. At 1000hrs there is about 832 post about the story. About 98% against the police. Some calling for Weis to indict the Officers that shot it. Can't believe it and I have 14yrs on.
I was blown away by the utter stupidity of BARBARA DAHLQUIST of the Humane society.She condemned the police for defending the citizens and themselves.She is clueless and wins my "HORSES ARSE WHISPERER AWARD" FOR 2008.Please let there be karma and have her get eaten by an overgrown goldfish with nasty pointy teeth.
Great Job!!! What made me mad is the idiot spokesperson from the Humane Society.Since when do we place the humane treatment of dangerous animals over the safety of our Citizens.Great Job Officers!!!
But of course there should be a lawsuit. The scum times already is setting the stage as written by slut-times reporter Lisa Donovan... "Police gun down cougar". This should be worth at least 1.2 million to the cougar family and those suffering trauma from seeing the pretty cute pussy cat gunned down by the mean cruel trigger happy policemen.
I'm surprised that the cops didn't announce that they found a gun and some nickle bags next to the cougar's body. That's the usual story after a shooting like this. Sad ending. This cougar had been in the neighborhood for an entire day without bothering anybody, just hiding under someone's deck, scared and confused. They chased him out from under the deck and started shooting. There was no attempt to let Animal Control dart the cat, even though they had been on the scene for many hours. Everyone knew he was somewhere in the vicinity since the night before. I'm sure the cops told Animal Control to keep back and don't interfere, but nobody will ever admit that. They'll be too busy pinning medals on each other.One of the neighbors said that there were three volleys of about six shots and bullets flying all over a densely populated area.
Maybe those guys that write on this blog about doing absolutely nothing are right. Reading the citizen comments on various blogs, you would have thought that this friggen animal was a panda or whinney the poo. Screw all the citizens except the police and their families. Let them fend for theirselves. The cat should have eaten one of their little asshole kids, then watch the liberal assholes moan. You guys did good, but screw the public.
We believe ,that the cougar, was involved in the bank robbery at the Roscoe Village bank earlier in the day while on the run.-A/3 Violent Crime Detectives-FBI Bank Robbery Task Force-HPPU (Heavy prepositional phrase user)
Coulda been a lawyer or a doctor but hell no, the pooleeze had to take another life!
I really need a good Cougar rug for in front of my fireplace!
Now if I just say I see a cougar running around the 1600 block of south Drake animal control will actually come out!Welcome to the jungle!
I s graduated wit honrs from Daly College
Ok, this is my first post, cause I'm one of your dreaded media folks...but had to give you kudos --- this photo is Hil-arious! Putting it on my desk. Thanks for the laugh!
That's Funny SCC....Question, was a gun found at the scene?
RIP Cougar!Question: Is it true when you have your money duducted from your check for deffered comp that Daley holds onto it for 2 weeks collecting interest before he lets the funds get transfered to deffered comp. If thats true then long term that really puts a hit in all our wallets.
" Man, that cat was just getting his life together" "Why'd the Perlice have to kill him like that"? "This don't make no kinda sense, he didn't deserve to be kilt like that""I seent the whole thing. That cat had his hands up tryin to surrender"NO JUSTICE NO PEACE
Police Killed CPS HONOR STUDENT!!!Citizens demand justice want cops who shot cougar to stand trial!!!
ROTFLMAO!!! Best ever.
New Gang in 019.I/C Insane Cougars.
If you really want to see how fucked up people are, read the comments following the Tribune's story. Then if you REALLY want to see a fucked up situation, take part in the poll.......63% of those responded said the police should not have shot the cougar.These asshole people have seen too many Disney cartoons.
Where were those ghetto pit-bulls when ya need them? That would've been a good fight, and saved the Police some ammo. Perhaps that Cat would've surrendered if cornered by2-3 pits!
Sgt Hitney...the true blonde Cougar of 009...nice touch SCC!
Wow, Now thats just funny!
SCC;THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET !!!
Has the mountain lion been declared an honor student yet?
Hey SCC..is that his grammar school gradumation cap as he is still a 22 year old junior in school, soon to be a pre-med student ??
After reading hundreds of Tribune comments about the CAT, I am physically ILL. Now I know what the citizens really think of the police department.We are slow runners, too many donuts, too many standing around, too many shooters, too many bullets used, shooting an air conditioner where the animal was hiding, not using our trank guns or Buffalo Rifles, not being smart enough to wait for animal control to catch it, no plan to save the animal for a later interview and pictures, not having zoo officials riding along with us, not having giant nets (half mile square) that could be dropped by our helicopter so it could not escape that neighborhood.WTF Chicago!Those officers should be getting some kind of a crappy ribbon or a Seiser Award for bravery, or the WEIS Award for showing agression.But instead we get shit on by our citizens, both near and far (this story went nationwide).NOTE to Officers who work that area; the citizens don't like the police. You are surrounded by liberals who second guess everything including their deodorant. Wake Up CPD, the next time this happens, call a professor from Univ. of Chicago and ask for advice and get the Corporation Council and all 50 aldermen to decide what to do before you act to destroy a savage animal.Good Work Brothers and Sisters, and that's all you will get (because this city will not give you a pat on the back).p.s. pat was just fired last week!
this cougar was probably lonely and was looking for a little poodle for a little bang bang. what a magnificent looking animal, too bad the coppers had to shoot it. i'm sure they feel bad but had no other options.
is J-Fraud going to give the shooters a day for using to many bullets?
Yo, that FAT CAT on here looks like a FAT ASS Captain we gots in 005! Ya'll in 006 are gonna be illin when she take over mag spot.Believe dat suckas!!!
How a democrat thinks: Demand the police carry only pea-shooters because large guns are offensive and make us look like an occupying army. This will then create situations where the police can not efficiently or safely do the job that a normal police department can do. This creates an opportunity for constant criticism by democrats for the failures that democrats created (without mentioning who is responsible), and more importantly lawsuits!
LMAO!!!Chicago Police shot an unarmed Native American CPS student!
my baby you killed my baby he had his whole life ahead of him
if sgt. twisted tubesteak Tim & sgt. reardoor rammer Roy were in a rowboat in the moddle of the lake and the boat capsized who would be saved? MIDWAY AIRPORT! :-)
Is there any truth to the rumor that Capt Mag is going to Day watch in 006 and we be getting capt White from 005?Fuck that!
breaking news: A Hanna-Barbera 5th grader was shot by police last night in a quiet north chicago neighborhood. The area is frequented by many affluent cougars. In an interview of the cougar's mother Felina D Cougar stated that her son Pookie D Cougar was trying to turn his life around and told us that it was tough out here for a cougar. Pookie D. Cougar wanted to be a veterinarian to help other cougars. Pookie had prior arrests for possession of catnip with the intent to distribute. Felina will try to meet with ex panther danny davis to form a committe against police brutality. Aptly named PAPB- pussies against police brutality.
This just in. In order to show their dedication SWAT has withdrawn its request for extra pay. SWAT team leaders have told union they would rather see more training and better quipment than extra money. Also their leadership voluntered to help train district officers in heavy weapons. As shown by cougar incident the officers in patrol need fire power since they are the only ones who can respond in a timely matter.
The ironic thing is the cougar was probably smarter than 95% of all CPS students.
The Chicago police took down the Black panthers and now the brown cougars!! Bring on the white lions!!!
The cougar could have dealt with the gang loitering and drug dealers, on my beat. In fact he could have even wiped out the Dopw's in a few days work, damn shame
no lawsuit. in an unusual fashion would you believe Mumbles & J-Fed both "agree" that it was a good shooting. Also agreed it was a danger to the community and the school, one block away. DUH !!Seeing them agree on a justifible shooting makes me wonder, what doo doo is coming down on us or what are they looking for? careful out there.
Da Poleeces kilt Pete Puma!Dat aint rite!
This guy is a total stroke but will be settled out for at least 1 million if not 2 or 3
The Peoples Law Office is representing the cougars family. They say the police tortured the cougar into confessing. Oops! Sorry that was another story.The family states the cougar was a good kid an never in a gang, and was never in trouble. The police planted the gun on him. Oops! Sorry that was another story.IPRP is investigating the fact so many rounds were fired. Oops! Sorry that was another story.J-Fed stripped all of the officers involved. Stated the Feds would have kept it under surveillance until it died of old age. Oops! Sorry that was another story.Da Mayor stated that all those who against the Chidden’s museum are wrong. He needs the space so another family member can use the space at Navy Pier to open another restaurant and bilk the public. But they will never serve cougar meat. Oops! Sorry that was another story.Todd Stroger A.K.A. the “Toddler “ hired a media affairs director for the cougar. Oops! Sorry that was another story.The Governor stated he never met the cougar and is not part of that mess. Oops! Sorry that was another story.Email Jones got a call in the middle of the night and used a never used parliamentary trick to kill the cougar bill. He stated that he never knew that his son worked for the cougar! Oops! Sorry that was another story. Obama stated the cougar was a typical white cougar and was bitter about his sititution and was clinging to his religion. Oops! Sorry that was another story.The Feds are investigating IPRP because their investigators are getting finder fees for sending the case to the Peoples’s Law Office. They leave out of the exculpatory info on the officer’s part and collect their fees. Oops! Sorry that was a true story.The City Council wants to know why the City is only giving the cougars family only 7 million dollars! Oops! Sorry that was a truestoryPhil Donahue heard about the Cougar and has been crying non-stop for six hours with his head in Dr. Phil’s lap. Oops! Sorry that was a true story.The revolver police.
LMAO.The hat took me a second, but damn, that was funny.
Believe me, Daley's already filled out the check, he just has to decide which one of his friends was emotionally damaged the most so he can fill in the voter's registration card (name) and get it mailed immediately.
I just wet myself!!!! F-ing hilarious!!!! Did the animal refuse to follow verbal commands to get on the ground?? Was a round table done?? Any of the officers who shot it able to keep it as a trophy and get it stuffed??
DAMMIT!!! I go turkey hunting this weekend and don't even see one bird. These guys go to work and get a trophy cat. Seriously though, good job guys. It will never be known how many of these police hating, tree hugging liberals children were saved in that neighborhood because of what you did. None of those people bashing the police were the ones running around chasing it with nothing more than handguns and most of those probably just 9mm. GOOD JOB!!
i was wondering if anyone in the field saw my met cougar. if so...can you let me know.
I heard Daly was thinking about offering cougar hunts in the city for tourist. Think this is a good way to generate dollars for the city
Is JFed like a robo cop? He doesn't eat, he doesn't drink, he is probably able to leap tall buildings and probably could have brought down the cougar single handedly, with all the exercise he does.Gee, why can't the rest of the dept be just like him???He just can't be real, has anyone tested him for metal? Can he get through an airport undetected?
SCC what took so long. This cat is smarter than the 23 CPS "fittin' to bee's somebody" someday former students. Nice cap though.
Chicago2016 poll shows 84 percent support Games coming to ChicagoBy Philip Hersh | Tribune reporter 2:38 PM CDT, April 15, 2008 Article toolsE-mail Share Digg Del.icio.us Facebook Fark Google Newsvine Reddit Yahoo Print Reprints Post comment Text size: Public support for an Olympics in Chicago has grown over the past year, according to a poll commissioned by the Chicago 2016 bid committee.___________________________ WHO IN THE HELL DID THEY POLL?Daley's Family?Give me a break!
Picture is too current we know he only made it through the eight grade socially promoted..
It never ceased to amaze me how urban dwellers are so distanced from the realities of the natural world. I am in my 50's, have lived in Chicago all my life except for three years with Uncle Sam, third generation Chicagoan. Even I know that a 150 lb. cougar can kill a person with one swipe of it's claws. I watched most of the news reports and was amazed that the anti-police bias in the news media and amongst the general public twisted this story to bash the police rather than to praise the police. This is one of the animals at the top of the North American food chain. The amount of damage this animal could cause in a short period of time is scary, but not as scary as Ms. Dahlberg of the Humane Society who labeled the actions of the police as "disgusting." Ignorance such as she displayed should be illegal and shame on WGN Ch. 9 for broadcasting such idiocy.
Now that's a cougar! Nothing even close to what Johnny B was talking about. North Chicago ain't got shit on our cougars.
The hat should be WHITE if the cougar was an HONOR STUDENT! But maybe you wouldn't know that Mr. GED!
You should change the grad cap for a bling cap and have him wearing a Crane H.S. t-shirt.
What is really enjoyable is reading all of the Obama voting liberals posting comments on the Trib website denouncing the CPD. People are in such a tizzy about a wild animal that gets put down by the po po's, ultimately protecting them from harm so they can drink their $6 Starbucks and drive their gas guzzling SUV's for one more day. Even Richie was defending us. Classic. God bless the CPD.
Couldn't you just shoot him in the paw?
NEW YORK (April 15) - Divorce and out-of-wedlock childbearing cost U.S. taxpayers more than $112 billion a year, according to a study commissioned by four groups advocating more government action to bolster marriages.REALLY?
I like the fact that this blog exposes some of the underhanded shit this department and this city pulls.But, more and more this blog is becoming poison for the minds of police officers. It pits us against the whole city because the media loves attorneys sucking the city dry of cash and any other fool with no common sense who just loves having their ignorance heard by everyone.The city, the media, and the department have changed over the last three years. They don't want aggressive police work. They don't want us pushing the limits to put career criminals behind bars. They think this crooked system can work without us bending the rules. They want criminals' rights protected.Fine. Its their city. They will have to live with the consequences. I can take care of my own.All that said, now every copper refuses to do anything? That's wrong.We don't make the rules. The rules have changed, so now we have to change.The rules didn't change because people hate us. They just changed. They changed in every city. They changed in the suburbs a long time ago.They don't want us pushing the limit to get drugs and guns, so don't do it. They don't want us chasing bad guys in cars, so don't. They don't want us to "make" a case work, so don't.But, that doesn't mean there is nothing else to do.How can everyone carry this attitude for the next 10 or 20 years? How are you going to look back on your life and see nothing but bitterness and contempt for everything you dedicated yourself to? Everyone is resigned to do nothing and see everything fall to shit?This is an honorable job, but it only stays that way if the people doing it have honor.Stop sucking on this poison everyday. You'll regret it down the road.
Roe Conn and Bill Left on WLS AM 890 afternoon talk show, called the Supt. "J-Fed" when referring to him.They wanted J-Fed to skin the cougar and wear his skin as a coat to let the other cougars know that CPD means business.Roe also included in his talk that if the cougar would of read about Cmdr John Burge, the cougar never would of came to Chicago. Too Funny.
I'd speculate that the cougar followed the Metra railroad tracks down from Wisconsin to North Chicago to Wilmette and finally to about 1800 W. Addison St. (at Lincoln and Ravenswood) before traveling several blocks to the southwest to the 3400 block of N. Hoyne (2100 West).Deer and coyotes have also been known to follow railroad tracks into the city.
Det. Shavelongcock would have just used peanut butter to catch me. Meeeooooow
Too many shots fired for you people? Dont stand for this! Demandassault rifles for your Patrol Officers............
I heard he was an altar boy and that he was looking forward to his future as a rap star others on the block knew him as "Coogie G." One neighbor stated: But the poleece's cut's his life short for no reason. Him'z was just going to the sto' because him'z was just hungry for some .25 cent bag of Flamin Hot Cheeto's and Grape drink before the poleece's stop him'z for no reason. I woods have ran'z too!
ABC Evening News with Charlie Gibson gave a good account of the incident without the idiot yuppie comments. Probably to protect the yuppies from the jeers of the rest of America. Good job 019.Just be glad it was a cougar, not a black panther.
Note to J-Fed;You should have been on TV/Radio last night after the Cougar incident, to re-inforce to the public why it was necessary to act quickly and destroy that animal.By appearing today, you looked liked a scared kid trying to cover his tracks. Did the Mayor tell you to go on TV today?
What did the three legged cougar say when he walked into the saloon?"I'm looking for the man that shot my paw!"
He wanted to be a lawyer so he could help people...
No Marquette/Monroe Marauders on that call.Good job to everyone!!!
interview w/ citizen, channel 26 the "u". He was such a good kitty, he was turnin his life around yo, know what i'm sayin? he didn't have nottin on him, he was just chillin on the corner with dat tiger and grizzly!! those polices know he didn't do nottin wrong! He used to hunt out here but now he back in schoo and changin his ways!! they always messin wit us felines on the corner, its hard for a cat out here, dey always puttin us down!!! dey didn't do nottin to that privaledged coyote last year, he was rich and from downtown so dey offered him a sandwich and a gatorade in they cooler den let him go!!!! its different laws for the couger in dis town and j-fed doesn't care about our rights, you can't even go to the dog park or the playlot to get a piece of yuppie meat wit out the polices stoppin you!! his brother simba got locked up a week ago on some bogus baby killing case that the police put on him!! now this cat aint got no future and he would have been the king of the jungle, but his life was cut short by those coward pigs who shot him in the alley when he was just walkin to the store to get some red hot cheetos, you know the ones with the speckled tiger thing on em, dats ironic, know what i'm sayin?!!!! Shi-Thead Jackson
Rev. Sharpton has just announced a million cougar march on Chicago.In a related story, a lawsuit filed by Lovey and Lovey on behalf of the cougars family is demanding lifetime supplies of 9-Lives, catnip and kity litter. The family rescinded the request for individual scratching posts.
Whenever I encounter a bizarre situation like the cougar in Roscoe Village, I always ask myself this defining question.WHAT WOULD MARIA SOTO-MAHER DO?
A police officer should be trained enough to be one shot one kill - especially in a neighborhood. I have stood face to face with a mountain lion and shot it ONE time square in the face with a .45. Of course anyone that can't do the same can't safely use a tranq gun, If they miss they are in a world of hurt. But to send a volley of gunshots in a neighborhood is reckless.From the Trib:As the shots stopped, Greene heard the police yelling, "We got him! We got him!" He ventured downstairs and moved on his knees to the front door, where he saw police on his lawn. The officers had shot holes in an air conditioning unit on the side of Greene's house while aiming for the tan cougar, which died in the alley near Greene's garage.Tsk tsk... some people need to hit the range.
They are reviving Eugene Pincham right now to handle the lawsuit against the city.
I guess that new school detail worked.
I enjoyed the piece on "Felina D" & the ex-panther.However, I think the more fitting organization should have been called: People Opposing Po-Pos Ever Discharging...or the acronym:POPPED--12GA.
Did anyone see the jagoff who said the Cougar flushed the toilet? Little does he know that the cougar lacks the opposable thumbs and could not have flushed the toilet.- Jack (Meet the Parents)
I hear the A/3 Dicks did a massive clearup of "CAT" burglaries!
Here's a thought that I think we should entertain and propose to the general public. We have been generally crucified by the public, newspapers, and blogs for killing this "innocent" animal. But I read in a great many that this animal did nothing wrong and therefore did not deserve to die. So, what I propose is that every dog that has bitten a person, every person who has taken a gun and shot at another person, killed a person, or caused them great bodily harm be searched out by the police and executed! Why you ask? BECAUSE THEY HAVE DONE SOMETHING THAT HAS TAKEN A LIFE OR PLACED ANOTHER PERSONS LIFE IN DANGER!!!!!!I'm just using the logic that these people have presented to us. They should have nothing to complain about that one should they??!! Anyway, be safe and come home at the end of the day.
It's kind of sad when you think about the fact that Jody the Jag didn't issue a statement about something that all the media goofs were highlighting, much sooner. It's obvious that he is one, totally out of his element and incapable of understanding how a local department functions. Two, that he had to wait to see how the "hall" reacted to this media event before he reacted to it.Those of you that work are to be commended, but think twice, none of these assholes have your backs. Just think if the cougar was some 16 year old gang banger with a bb gun or something similar.
Whats up with the Lt's & Sgt's promotions?
We don't make the rules. The rules have changed, so now we have to change.The rules didn't change because people hate us. They just changed. They changed in every city. They changed in the suburbs a long time ago.-------------------------------However, even when you play by the rules they fire and CR your ass. You can do nothing and an allegation gets you stripped.
SWAT was gearing up, while the police handled a job.
Just do a contact card next time.
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, cougar?
yeah...but did they get an event number for a cougar suppression mission?
19-Cougar. Hopefully, hopefully, HOPEFULLY there'll be a next time. And hopefully some yuppies will have their kids mauled to death. And someone please point out the irony of Ms. Dahlberg's appearance, specifically her face. It looks like she wrapped her head with leather.
Hey SCC, the only picture of an adult cougar was was his eighth grade graduation picture?....Get real.
I heard Hitney was there!
That poor cougar was nothing more than a dope-head cat from Wisconsin and heard Chicago's West Side has the best heroin in the nation. He was only going to buy a few bags and go back north. Shame on the bad po po.
It's a good thing he wasn't a black panther!
how about hitney and the cougar?
First Chicago Public Zoological (a.k.a. CPZ system) student killed in the city during 08, what a trend!
let's clear up some murders "cougar" did it. all northside murders are blamed on cougar.
Are we following-up with a zero tolerance AMFN and seat belt missions at that location for the next 48 hours?
Chicago, IL Reply » |Report Abuse |#177 Yesterday I'm glad that the kids were okay. But I sure wish there were some kind of division of the Police force that could respond to this kind of situation. Using a tranquilizer and moving the animal to its natural habitat would have been a more preferable ...just a comment from the trib..HE"s right. I will be first in line to volunter for "cougar patrol", up and down the gold coast.(wink)did we quit we the Germans bombed pearl harbor?..NO..whos with me?!!!KUS?SCHMID?MAURICE?JESS?CAPT?LOST IN FILLMORE
Anonymous said... Whenever I encounter a bizarre situation like the cougar in Roscoe Village, I always ask myself this defining question.WHAT WOULD MARIA SOTO-MAHER DO?4/15/2008 08:05:00 PM..................She would show up on the scene. Scream at Officers, Detectives and Supervisors for no reason. Do her best to screw up the scene then blame someone else.On a side note. THANK GOD SHE IS GONE! She did her best to destroy the detective division while she was chief. I never met a more vindictive person in my life. I feel sorry for the new guy because she left behind such baggage and bitter feelings in the D unit.
J-FED said in an interview that things could have been bad if the cougar happened across the school kids at recess. Uh, didn't Chicago schools, years ago, stop outside recess out of safety concerns?
J-Fraud owns 3/4 cats. He's not gonna like this at all.
The Boys in 019 sent out the following message by fax to Jody:Mission Accomplished, Send More Cats!..... Cue the Patriotic music.......God Bless and Stay Safe.
I'm surprised that the cops didn't announce that they found a gun and some nickle bags next to the cougar's body. That's the usual story after a shooting like this. Sad ending. This cougar had been in the neighborhood for an entire day without bothering anybody, just hiding under someone's deck, scared and confused. They chased him out from under the deck and started shooting. There was no attempt to let Animal Control dart the cat, even though they had been on the scene for many hours. Everyone knew he was somewhere in the vicinity since the night before. I'm sure the cops told Animal Control to keep back and don't interfere, but nobody will ever admit that. They'll be too busy pinning medals on each other.One of the neighbors said that there were three volleys of about six shots and bullets flying all over a densely populated area.4/15/2008 10:48:00 AMI bet you wonder why you can't pet Lions, Tigers and Cougars at Brookfield Zoo. IT'S A FUCKING ANIMAL GET OVER IT! I just hate that it was killed before it harmed you or one of your family members. Next time I shoot a dog I'll think of you and all the animal lovers like you!!
The Police didn't have to Shoot that poor defenceless animal! All they had to do was park a wagon in the alley near the beast, open the side door and place a Maxwell Street Polish inside. (Everyone loves them). Wagonmen have to be sure to stand back. If the animal gets a wiff of the Polish drippings on their vest covers first, they are done!. The cougar could not resist that unique aroma. After he jumps in and starts to lap that bad boy into his pie hole, close the door. By the time he is driven to a zoo or where ever they take him to, he will be docile and willing to do anything to get out of that wagon to get away from the normal stench of the wagon and his own Polish induced gas!!!
i heardddddddddddddddd, that a pack of rocks was recovered on scene, can anyone elaborate on this?
at least the cougars family wasnt ashamed of posting a picture of the cougar at its true age, the other animals should take that example,
"...other measures should have been used on the cougar..."Wish to try it asshat? Must be one of those liberals from the neighborhood.
It's too bad. I heard he just had a tryout with the Kane County Cougars.
No Taser or pepper spray??
Anonymous said... ABC Evening News with Charlie Gibson gave a good account of the incident without the idiot yuppie comments. Probably to protect the yuppies from the jeers of the rest of America. Good job 019.Just be glad it was a cougar, not a black panther.4/15/2008 08:22:00 PMAN ANIMAL can capture national attention and Mike Mette cannot. What is wrong with this country.
The news reported that another 16 year old was found dead in an alley, but he was not a Cbicago Public School student!!! So now we just keep track of Chicago Public School students killed? What about Catholic or private or dropout ???? Just another column on a report.
Guns don't kill people....Cougars do.... nuff said
I'm surprised that the cops didn't announce that they found a gun and some nickle bags next to the cougar's body. That's the usual story after a shooting like this. Sad ending. This cougar had been in the neighborhood for an entire day without bothering anybody, just hiding under someone's deck, scared and confused. They chased him out from under the deck and started shooting. There was no attempt to let Animal Control dart the cat, even though they had been on the scene for many hours. Everyone knew he was somewhere in the vicinity since the night before. I'm sure the cops told Animal Control to keep back and don't interfere, but nobody will ever admit that. They'll be too busy pinning medals on each other.One of the neighbors said that there were three volleys of about six shots and bullets flying all over a densely populated area.4/15/2008 10:48:00 AMI....am truly at a loss for words over the incredible stupidity of that blog. You sir, are mentally handicapped. A high functioning one, but a cretin nonetheless. Did mommy and daddy feed you lead paint as a child? Go back to your free range tofu and American hating friends and stay the fuck off our website, or i'll taunt you once more.Beatslug 020
After being interviewed by A/3 Detectives, the cougar admitted to really being a rabbit just before he expired.
You wanna talk about shootouts? Hey SCC how bout a thread where these young nerd coppers learn about the valor that has been displayed(sp?) numerous times?I would give those motor boater coppers that shot this lion an award. It takes some balls to fight a lion.How about the SOS guys that killed Marquez's shooter?How about the 009 guys who intially engaged the gunman at 39th and Wallace?Charlie Bant who saved his partner in a gunbattleHow about an american hero named Pete Dignan who engaged a gunman who shot two Chicago cops?What about Frank Valedez(SP, sorry frank!) Too many stories to tellWhat about Jaglowski(sp) who, although wounded in both legs ,killed the asshole at Monte Fiore?And one of the greatest stories never told of my old friend Plotke!(I used to say Hoy! Plotke in my short time with you in SOS.)My christ we are the best! Numerous times, and I mean numerous, we have put ourselves in front of our fellow man and won.So many stories of valor, so often never stated.I was shot at once. It has changed my whole life. I was young and so was my partner. We actually argued about calling a 10-1( funny what we thought at the time. We did not want anyone to think we were wimps. This is at a time when you only called a 10-1 unless you thought you were at the gates of hell!(Shit, we thought we could take'em this is only 8 years ago) These are stories that need to be told. This is the only place where people would care to hear. Anyone worhth their salt that posts on this blog knows the dreaad that used to come with a 10-1. It almost always meant one of our guys is shot.I hope you never,ever have to make that call. I have and unfortunately so will you. I am choked up as I type.The city sucks, so do the majority of citizens. Who cares! I do, and I would love to here those heroes storiesStay blue, stay alert, stay alive.008 copper
I hear the A/3 Dicks did a massive clearup of "CAT" burglaries!4/15/2008 08:35:00 PMLOLOL Good One!
Anonymous said... J-FED said in an interview that things could have been bad if the cougar happened across the school kids at recess. Uh, didn't Chicago schools, years ago, stop outside recess out of safety concerns?4/15/2008 11:08:00 PMmost public schools have no recess! But then again the cougar should of been used to patrol cha or what is left of it crime would drop and the cougar would have good eating!
WOW.. this cougar incident has given me great pride to be CPD again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there will be a just cause against cougars 17 apr- 21 apr
Honey!! Poor kitty. I just don't understand why animal control wasn't called, or if they were, what took so long to get to the animal first.
I hope everybody will give a little respect to 019 after what just transpired. The majority of the people who live in 019 are police hating assholes!!!! The only other kind of people who live in 019 are drunken Cub fans. In case any of my fellow CPD have forgotten, drunks are assholes to.I always here on this blog about do nothing officers from 019 and dists similar to it. I hope everyone realizes there is a reason not to do anything. The citizens hate the police in Area 3 just as much as the police are hated in any other area. The only difference is the liberals in area 3 have money and when they complain the shitty listens.
Holy Dart-agnon Batman......The Police aint just pussy-footin' around this time......Baby G-Whiskas is takin' the big dirt nap. David Cerda, meet me at the Starbucks at Harrison and Dearborn so I can buy you a nice cup of shut the f*#k up....There, I feel much better now.
the guy that "boo boo kitty" ran past on the videos was not the police he was the animal control officer who was on scene. No wonder animal control didn't do anything about it, the kitty was too good at hide and seek.
strange. i didn't see any female p/o's on scene in any video about the cougar. don't they have female p/o's in 19?
5:11amYaaaaaaaaawn! Jesus H. Christ pansyboy!!! ALL you 008 coppers do is beat your chest and tell chicks in bars how much you do day in and day out. STFU! Nobody wants to hear stories of valor...especially the men and women involved. Things like that should stay where they belong in your heart and memories. Keep getting choked up while you recall your brush with death. It will make you that much stronger. For God's sake quit crying about valor on this blog! Have some dignity and let the stories rest with those that were involved.-a copper in a gunfight like you
to 008 copper4/16/2008 05:11:00 AM,I agree with "Stay blue, stay alert, stay alive." but you lost my support for your comments when you said,"How about an american hero named Pete Dignan who engaged a gunman who shot two Chicago cops?"Ask Tyler for the real story. Most of Pete's version was fiction. He's a nice guy, but he had the facts "cornfused".
To 4/15/2008 08:14:00 PMWas it comatose or in a cage when you shot it?
did the helicopter get an event number for the cougar search...if not they need one squad
Where's Jessie Jackson when you need him?
Headline Suntimes.....Another Public School Child Killed....200 by handgun, 1 beat to death, 1 eaten...
The city sucks, so do the majority of citizens. Who cares! I do, and I would love to here those heroes storiesStay blue, stay alert, stay alive.008 copper4/16/2008 05:11:00 AMI agree the city sucks. I ve been shot at once and thank god it didn't make the news. how could i explain it to the old lady? Maybe the people who made the book "End of watch" can write a book about it just a suggestion.
I had by chance the TV on last night in the early evening and it was on WTTW. The show that was on was Chicago Tonight and they had an animal expert and conservationist on. The host REPEATEDLY asked this guy if the CPD did everthing right and time after time he said YES. But his expert opinion was not enough and he kept badgering him until they finally ran out of time for the segment. The host was lost for words and stuttered until the segment was up.Sad how an expert can say we did it right and the media will look for any shred of a statement to discredit the officers.
This was posted on a previous blog, but might be worth repeating for those who might have missed it and could use a laugh.I’m telling you we are the Rodney Dangerfield's of the police world, we just can't get no respect from the news media.I was walking foot patrol at the Lincoln Park Zoo when I hear this screaming. A mother had dropped her baby into lion pit and they were attacking the poor little kid. The lions were clawing and rolling the kid over and about to bite the kid's head off! I take my baton and start swinging, smashing at 'em while I pull the kid away. I hand the baby off to the mama and she is real grateful that the kid wasn't hurt. All the news media shows up, the Sun-Times, The Trib, TV and all. The family tells what I brave thing I did. The next day the story comes out....CHICAGO COP BEATS AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS AND STEALS THEIR LUNCH!
No Taser or pepper spray??4/16/2008 12:40:00 AMYeah you get close enough for that and your new nick name will be stubs.
Ok, female-civilian comment here; Good Grief! It was a fckn cat. Would you ppl rather it have been a child? WTF, do you ppl expect from the CPD? Maybe the FD should have responded & wet that pussy to death? LMAO, ah man im too funny!
We have a SWAT team?
The police department is full of idiots. Other measures should of been in place to capture the cougar.4/15/2008 10:06:00 AM---------------Because the city of chicago is not only filled with cougars, but also has allocated each officer the training in capturing carnivorous predatory animals, as well as budgeted for such training in both the police department and the department of animal control.Seriously, what the F is wrong with you? Use your head.I hope a dingo eats your baby.
You should have used a pic of the cougar when it was a young kitten...that's what the parents of the shitheads do.
As shown by cougar incident the officers in patrol need fire power since they are the only ones who can respond in a timely matter.4/15/2008 02:28:00 PM------------So is the cougar shooting an SVIP? or a barracaded subject? Or maybe it was the subject of a high risk search warrant. Did anyone bother to call on the zone for anyone in SWAT since it probably wouldve been easier and safer to take it down with a long gun. Theyre here for you guys, responding... if theyre notified.
No Taser or pepper spray??4/16/2008 12:40:00 AM---------------HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAnice. cause a taser gives a 5 second charge. then what? you cant grab it during the charge to do whatever you think you're gonna do. (put cuffs on it?) and its going to be pretty F-in pissed when that charge stops. And pepper spray? Now you have a pissed off cougar that cant see very well charging around the neighborhood at full rip. I hope that was a joke.
What's interesting is that in Zoo's across America and even in Chicago, (remember the Wolf that attacked a woman after SHE jumped into his quarters) animals are killed with gunfire following escape. Now if Zoo's can do this and THEY indeed have greater capability to use tranquilizer guns, why don't citizens and the news media go after them with such fierceness as they have for the Chicago Police Department? The police were attempting to contain an unpredictable situation. Unfortunately the animal had to be put down.We don't work in the Zoo, but if rage is appropriate it should be directed toward those who kill animals in the zoo rather than tranquilize them. They should hold shame.
"I had by chance the TV on last night in the early evening and it was on WTTW. The show that was on was Chicago Tonight and they had an animal expert and conservationist on. The host REPEATEDLY asked this guy if the CPD did everthing right and time after time he said YES. But his expert opinion was not enough and he kept badgering him until they finally ran out of time for the segment. The host was lost for words and stuttered until the segment was up.Sad how an expert can say we did it right and the media will look for any shred of a statement to discredit the officers.4/16/2008 02:34:00 PM"It's WTTW, man, they've turned being stupid into an art form.
"How about the SOS guys that killed Marquez's shooter?"Excuse me, but it was the 25th district officers who did it.
ha ha ha ha, that pic is hilarious...the best part is that not too many people will get why that is so funny. GOOD STUFF!
The news reported that another 16 year old was found dead in an alley, but he was not a Cbicago Public School student!!! So now we just keep track of Chicago Public School students killed? What about Catholic or private or dropout ???? News Flash : there are no private school kids getting killed....Hummmmmm wonder why???Maybe they have parents that give a shit!
Yes, they have many female P.O.s in 019. Just check the line at any of the numerous Starbucks.
Anonymous said... 5:11amYaaaaaaaaawn! Jesus H. Christ pansyboy!!! ALL you 008 coppers do is beat your chest and tell chicks in bars how much you do day in and day out. STFU! Nobody wants to hear stories of valor...especially the men and women involved. Things like that should stay where they belong in your heart and memories. Keep getting choked up while you recall your brush with death. It will make you that much stronger. For God's sake quit crying about valor on this blog! Have some dignity and let the stories rest with those that were involved.-a copper in a gunfight like you4/16/2008 11:50:00 AMHave some dignity and please GFY, really.....just GFY!
Was this cat a "honor student" in his obedience class ?