Thursday, May 01, 2008

New Favorite Joke

Someone dropped us a line offering free Robbie Knievel tickets for an upcoming show. Robbie will be shooting for a new World Record, attempting to jump 500 Democrats with a bulldozer.

We wish him only the best in what should be a spectacular show.

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13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we pick the 500?

5/01/2008 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FOP, what a joke. The felony review fax comes out and Dick-in-you...I mean Donahue, sends that letter? What a mush.
Second, they post that firearms qualification for revolver shooters is temporarily suspended....Fucking useless assholes. THEY FUCKING CITY RAN OUT OF BULLETS!!!! Yes. The 2nd largest police department in the United States ran out of amunition for revolvers when they know exactly how many members of this department still carry revolvers as their primary weapon or have to qualify because they never officially switched. How fucking pathetic. No problem for the FOP though I guess, as long as they keep fleecing their members and getting their big paychecks...

What happened to Caperrelli? He kept too close an eye on the money that was being wasted? Or was it that his brother lost after the FOP backed him? Anyone want to chime in?

5/01/2008 01:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thought it was 500 liberals with a steam roller ....

5/01/2008 04:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Make sure that Jesse , Al , Wright & Father Phlem are in that line .

5/01/2008 06:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I were emperor of the USA, I would establish a bounty on the scalps of Democrats.

Sometimes, under existing circumstances, I actually dream of the benefits of anarchy over "democracy", (i.e.: totalitarianism) Chicago-style.

5/01/2008 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OFF THE TOPIC: did they ever catch that little kid that is on the 016th district d.i.b.s? i couldn't stop laughing when i saw he is the most wanted for the district. the kid is 10 years old in the pic. any info?

5/01/2008 09:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Make REAL SURE That Sneed, Steinberg & Rest Of The Media Mope Scum Are Included In The 500

Throw In A Few Storefront Revs & A Few Honor Students also & Ya Won't Need Mother Nature To Lower The Crime Rate

Want to Cut Greenhouse Gasses Also??

Include The Stuttering Midget, Toddler, J FRAUD & The Exempts In The 500 & The Verbal Gasses In The Shitcago Enviroment Will Decrease Sicnificantly
THAT IS ALL

5/01/2008 02:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There once was a man named OBAMA He was raised by his Liberal mama For President he ran,until he was canned By a Reverand more nuts than OSAMA!

5/01/2008 04:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would LOVE a man in a tight uniform to fly over me!
I'd be in Hea-ven!
By the way men, St Jude's march is Sunday!Let's have those wool pantsies nice n tight!!!
HUP one two three bend!!!

5/01/2008 10:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
OFF THE TOPIC: did they ever catch that little kid that is on the 016th district d.i.b.s? i couldn't stop laughing when i saw he is the most wanted for the district. the kid is 10 years old in the pic. any info?

5/01/2008 09:54:00 AM

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What the fuck is a D.i.b.s?

5/02/2008 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is George Bush a democrat? He is the one who has presided over this mess.

5/02/2008 04:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A ten year old kid vs. the entire 016 fighting force?

Money on the kid.

5/02/2008 05:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To: "What the fuck is a D.i.b.s?"


-->DISTRICT INTELLIGENCE BULLITEN

(Either a non-cop, or the only paper he picks up at the station is on the 1st and the 16th.)

5/06/2008 09:08:00 AM  

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