Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Ban All Cars!

And knives! And bats! And anything else someone might get hurt with!
  • At least four people were injured, one of them critically, when they were hit by a car driven by a man who appeared to crash it intentionally into a crowd in a West Side alley, police said.

    The incident happened at about 10:15 p.m. Sunday in the 600 block of North Lawndale Avenue, said Fire Department spokesman Will Knight.

    Chicago police believe "the vehicle was used as a weapon," and the driver was previously involved in a dispute at that location, said Officer John Mirabelli.
And it seems the car got away - otherwise we'd be reading about a man dragged from the vehicle and beaten to death. But it remains a fact that if the urge to murder comes over someone, they are going to use whatever is at their disposal to inflict the mayhem as soon as they work up the nerve.

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30 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

When are Revrend Phlager and Jessie "He's so full of shit" Jackson planning a march outside Ford in 005?

6/16/2008 11:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm... this topic was posted by SCC at 0005 on the 17th and the first comment was posted 2334 on the 16th.

Funky.

6/17/2008 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How much does J-WAD collect every two weeks??

6/17/2008 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8.750.00 every 2 wks. nice! Take home. For What?

6/17/2008 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

heard the offender drove through the crowd and then came back a second time striking victims again!

6/17/2008 01:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They missed AZ!

6/17/2008 01:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Ford plant is in the 4th District not the 5th.




However, we do have The House of Hope.




Thank you Cleophus and Jesus too!

6/17/2008 03:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cars are evil. Cars kill. All cars should be banned and we should sue the car manufacturers. If it weren't for cars, there would be no killings and no greenhouse effect. The car makers need to pay. Except the ones that shuttle me to my protests and carry my team of armed guards.

6/17/2008 03:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Niko said...

Sounds like people are playing too much grand theft auto IV.

6/17/2008 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is just where I want to gather with my freinds....a Westside alley. The odors add to the ambiance and the taste of the wine is enhanced by the scattered garbage.........nice.

6/17/2008 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

While we're banning all guns from good people lets ban baseball bats, golf clubs, knives and now all cars. That should do it.

6/17/2008 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will Jesse march on Ford?GM??

6/17/2008 11:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ban the sale of gasoline! The high prices are causing road rage.

6/17/2008 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ban all cars especially eddie burkes fleet and the mayors fleet question which one of the mayors drivers had a dui covered up? guess?

6/17/2008 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

evil evil cars just like in the documentary christine

6/17/2008 12:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why cant all cars be like kitt from knight rider

6/17/2008 12:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
They missed AZ!

6/17/2008 01:13:00 AM


Yo! that ain't right.

6/17/2008 01:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6/17/2008 12:40:00 AM

Maybe Blogger runs on Eastern time?

6/17/2008 03:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's "Christine" the car..back and doing shit on the westside. ouch!

6/17/2008 04:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

""At least four people were injured, one of them critically, when they were hit by a car driven by a man who appeared to crash it intentionally into a crowd in a West Side alley, police said""

We need to be passing out our general orders to the public so they can just 'get out of the way' like we are told to do.....

6/17/2008 07:05:00 PM  
Blogger SCC said...

Hmmm... this topic was posted by SCC at 0005 on the 17th and the first comment was posted 2334 on the 16th.

Funky.


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Maybe Blogger runs on Eastern time?

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Maybe SCC mis-posted the article and had to reset the clock and some lucky reader managed to get a comment up prior to the reposting, thereby adding to the conspiracy that little blue men...

We mis-posted. It happens after a few beverages. We used to post stuff a hour or two in advance all the time - check the archives from 2007, you'll find thousands of examples.

No need to read into it.

6/17/2008 09:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

damn they missed eleven dubb!?

6/17/2008 11:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anonymous said...
Hmmm... this topic was posted by SCC at 0005 on the 17th and the first comment was posted 2334 on the 16th.

Funky.

6/17/2008 12:40:00 AM

SCC posted this topic, then it disappeared for awhile, before mysteriously re-appearing. Thus the funky chronology.

6/17/2008 11:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Keesing Bandit says---

I am so glad that you cleared up the conspiracy theory on the posting times.

Controversy is so draining.

Now, kees me you fool!!!

6/18/2008 05:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would like a job with CeaseDrive.

6/18/2008 03:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

heard the offender drove through the crowd and then came back a second time striking victims again!

6/17/2008 01:04:00 AM

Sounds like the incident at Durkin Park last year, oh but driver of vehicle got off with just tickets because the victims were all white

6/18/2008 09:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why couldn't all the cars run in the Westside just run into people standing on the corner.... I wouln't catch the offender too.

6/19/2008 02:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They missed ET

6/19/2008 02:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Why couldn't all the cars run in the Westside just run into people standing on the corner.... I wouln't catch the offender too.
6/19/2008 02:41:00 AM

Speed Bumps with tongues...

6/19/2008 12:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vehicles with high capacity fuel tanks should be banned.

6/19/2008 10:47:00 PM  

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