Thursday, July 10, 2008

Ghosts of Richard J

This was about the funniest thing we've read here in a long time:
  • please..please...ladies and gentlemen, what the mayor was trying to say was "the gang-banger is not there to create disorder, the gang-banger is there to preserve disorder."
Whoever wrote that, you have a gift. An amazing encapsulation of the entire event.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I definately think that the Jesse Jackson secret taping was completely planned so that white voters would think that Obama talks stupid to black voters and that Jesse, who most white people do not like, does not care for Obama. Come on, like he's going to sit in front of a camera with a mic on and not have ANY idea that the mic COULD be on? This was planned so Jesse would make white people think that Obama is not really as black as they think he is.

7/10/2008 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like Oakland has the same problems as Chicago:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.
cgi?f=/chronicle/a/2008/07/08/
BAP211L863.DTL

7/10/2008 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doesn't anyone realize that RJD would kick this kid's silly ass???

7/10/2008 01:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

god damn I’ve got several advanced degrees and many years on CPD, but I take my hat off to the creator of that line, I love it, I love it, I love it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

7/10/2008 02:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I LOVE IT!!!
WOULD THAT FIT ON A "CHALKIE" T-SHIRT?

7/10/2008 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the Chicago Police are here to preserve disorder, what's Mumbles here to preserve? Can't wait for the responses.

7/10/2008 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Rearend Jesse Jackass caught talking shit again on a hot mike. His excuse? It's a private conversation. Like the private anti-Semitic conversations, the private racist conversations, the private affair with illegitimate child. Need I go on? Why in God's name do people still listen to this jackass?

7/10/2008 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone oughta put together an audio(video if u like)tape of the St. Pk's quotes over the years; it'll make millions!!
Too bad he doesn't sing like Jane Bryne used to..............

7/10/2008 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amusement over this line shows how young this dept has become. That was an actual statement by the senior mayor regarding the 68 convention riots, only he said it was the police.

7/10/2008 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...Come on, like he's going to sit in front of a camera with a mic on and not have ANY idea that the mic COULD be on? This was planned so Jesse would make white people think that Obama is not really as black as they think he is.
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I had the same idea until I realized that I was thinking of Jesse Jackson. He's not as bright as many people would like to think. His arrogance is enough to make him think that he can say whatever he wants whenever he wants. The incident may well have been planned but not by Jackson or with his knowledge. He was just appearing in his favorite roll; the useful idiot. I believe that the good Rearend Jackson spoke truthfully when he thought the camera/tape wasn't rolling. Jackson feels threatened by anyone taking away his victims (his paychecks). Imagine what would happen if he had no more "victims" to exploit. How could he continue to line his pockets?

7/10/2008 10:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WE HAVE AN ERNEST HEMINGWAY IN THE DEPARTMENT, OH AND BY THE WAY SCC WHERE CAN I GET A CHALKIE DOLL?

7/10/2008 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yea Oakland has some problems, but look at the benefits their PO's are getting. They work 12 hour shifts, 90% of pension if you work 30 years or the 3% at 50 thing...yea cost of living is high, but at least the weather is nice everyday and you dont have to deal with Daley, Stroger ect.

www.opdjobs.com

7/10/2008 03:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe Jesse didn't know the mic was on. Those are his true feelings because he is jealous he didn't get as far as Obama when he ran for president. It's in his genes to be jealous of other black people who do better than him. Thats their culture.

7/10/2008 04:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"If the Chicago Police are here to preserve disorder, what's Mumbles here to preserve? Can't wait for the responses.

7/10/2008 08:56:00 AM"


Take your pick:


Dishonor


Dishonesty


Disillusion


Depression


Disability


Disgust


Disdain


Disrespect


?????

7/10/2008 06:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is just dumb!!! What you expect?

7/11/2008 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amusement over this line shows how young this dept has become. That was an actual statement by the senior mayor regarding the 68 convention riots, only he said it was the police.\---------------------------------------------
No kidding. Did you know that Stevie Wonder is blind?

7/11/2008 09:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we have a t-shirt with Daley Sr. on the front with his "preserving disorder" caption under his mug and a picture of Daley Jr. on the back with his caption under his mug.

And a t-thirt with Chalkie holding a chicken leg "I got murdered at the Taste"

Like fadda like son.

7/11/2008 11:19:00 PM  

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