Saturday, July 26, 2008

Oh Boo Hoo

  • Lost behind the epidemic of violence claiming the lives of minority kids on the South and West sides is how their mostly poor parents pay for burials.
Sorry if we're heartless bastards, but the County will provide a pine box and a free burial for the homeless, we're sure they'll provide it for gang bangers if the body stays at the morgue long enough.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, there are exceptions. Decent people die sometimes. And sometimes they die indigent. But for the most part, those people die old. We have no sympathy for some thug that catches a few rounds after living a short violent life of crime inflicting damage that will last generations on their communities. If their parents...sorry, parent...had done their job and made better life choices, perhaps they wouldn't be begging for money when junior meets what he had coming to him for years already.

Cradle to grave. Sorry, but we're posting drunk and we have very little sense of humor where these stupid stories are concerned.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC,

This is directly from Forbes.com and the FOP/PBPA need to use this during contract negotiations:

Chicago Ranks as the 6th Most Expensive City to Live In,In the USA and 84th in the World.

6. Chicago, Ill.
World Rank: 84

The Midwest's biggest business hub, Chicago is the only non-coastal city on our list. The third-most populous city in the U.S., the town serves as a stopover for executives between New York and Los Angeles. Chicago's costs come from housing demand and an ever-growing tourism industry. In 2007, 46.3 million people visited Chicago and spent $11.5 billion, according to the city's tourism commission.

http://www.forbes.com/2008/07/23/cities-america-expensive-forbeslife-cx_ls_0724expensive_us_slide_6.html?thisSpeed=30000

7/26/2008 01:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too bad, not sad.

7/26/2008 01:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC,

Now that I can't frequent my favorite ginmill on Friday night I just go home,kiss the wife,pour a nice strong Tanqueray and Tonic and jump on SCC. I get enough laughs,news and sarcasm to makeup for the bar ban implemented by the bosses.

7/26/2008 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets keep on giving them nothing! No contract, very little pay, sky rocketing cost of living increases, poor leadership, and no trust! The city could care less about us. They show us by taking their own sweet time with our contract and offering very little. What ever small raise they finally give us will in no way come close to the cost of living increase we have all felt.
Let them kill each other in the gettos! They don't want us there anyway. It's not worth it to go the extra mile for this city because they have not and will not even meet us half way. The city and bosses are one-way and don't let them fool you. To them we are just stat generaters and that's all! They are out for themselves and will never have our backs, so we now have to adapt and watch out for ourselves by limiting our contact with the public as much as possible. If the city cared about morale even a little they would give us a good contract and that's just a start! Stay safe

7/26/2008 01:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why bury the graduates. Lets cremate the remains, a pine box is a waist of money. I hear arne fluncin helps pay for the graduates funerals. Couldn't we bring the remains from the morgue over to the animal pound on western. they could burn pookie with the poor euthanized animals.

There are several merit sgts who would be willing to do the job, I mean it would only be a six hour day and look at the money we could save. Autopsy in the mornng, cremated in the evening. Then we could scatter the ashes all over the hood. A R leaking and Gaitlins would not be callen us to restore the peace at the viewing. Just look at how the jobs on days would go down with the hysterics of the final ride out to the plantin ground. No more Homey directing traffic cutting off the masses fucking up the CTA, and transportation in the metro area.

7/26/2008 02:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...how about charging the families for the hospital bill when the shit-bird winds up on the surgical ICU, dead or alive the parents should be financially resposible.

7/26/2008 03:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does posting drunk count as one of those things that require the watch commander to attend the scene in person?? I know that simply being drunk is supposedly OK, but now you are posting on the internet and that may be the straw that breaks the camel's back!!

7/26/2008 03:50:00 AM  
Blogger Detective ShavedLongcock said...

I say we start a "Mutual Fund". We get together and throw some money in a kitty and get life insurance on all these jagoffs who we know are doing the shootings in the hood. Its only a matter of time before they get whacked themself for doing their shootings.

And don't forget, most life insurances pay DOUBLE for accidental or homicide deaths.

We can list it on the NYSE as RIP

7/26/2008 04:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, or Dudette, if you have any desire to have the mainstream media take things seriously from this blog, do you think the "kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out" attitude makes you sound more or less intelligent?

You sound like a pissed off kid.

While you may inflame the violent radical left, who live their lives constantly pissed off, you don't score points and earn legitimacy with those who have the ability to quote or otherwise direct attention towards this blog from those not yet enlightened with the "fuck everybody who ain't on my wavelength" point of view.

You wanna be taken seriously by anyone other than eternally pissed off blue shirts, drink less, then post.

7/26/2008 05:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

these parents should use the money for the frunerals that they saved on not paying for education, medical, car insurance, rent/mortgage, city stickers, food, taxes, hygeine items, etc etc

7/26/2008 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FYI:CHICAGO PUBLIC SCHOOLS PAY FOR FUNERALS OF CPS STUDENTS WHO ARE MURDER VICTIMS,THATS WHY THEY KEEP TALLY ON THE NUMBER WHO ARE MURDERED EACH FISCAL SCHOOL YEAR!YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK!SO ALL YOU PO PEOPLES WHO LIVE IN DOLTON,HARVEY AND MAYWOOD,MOVE TO CHICAGO SO WHEN YOUR HONOR ROLL STUDENT GETS KILT,IT WONT COST YOU A NICKEL!CHICAGO PIBLIC SCHOOLS ACTUALLY HAVE A FUNERAL ADMINISTRATOR WHO RUNS THE PROGRAM!HE IS PAID $112,000 A YEAR WITH A COMPANY CAR AND HIS ONLY TASK IS TO LOCATE NEXT OF KIN AND ARANGE THE FUNEARL!THEY PAY FOR FUNERAL,FLOWERS,GRAVE,HEADSTONE,COFFIN AND LUNCHEON!THEY ARE BUDGETED FOR FORTY FUNERALS NEXT FISCAL YEAR!FUCK YOU ARNE DUNCAN YOU LIBERAL PUKE!RAISE OUR TAXES SOME MORE YOU JAGOFF! FILE FOR FREEDOMOF INFORMATION AND SEE IT FOR YOURSELF!CPS STUDENT KILT AT DICE GAME IN HALLWAY AT ICKES HOUSING PROJECT AT 3A.M.-CPS PAYS FOR FUNERAL!FUCK YOU-PAY ME!

7/26/2008 07:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If their parents...sorry, parent...had done their job and made better life choices, perhaps they wouldn't be begging for money when junior meets what he had coming to him for years already.

Thought the same thing when I read that. Raise your fucking kids right and no problems.

7/26/2008 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anybody else catch the synopsis on the news about one kid that caught a bullet? He was sixteen years old, and going to graduate from eighth grade through a CPS high school alternative program.....fuuuuuuuuuuuck you is all I have to say to that! Another useless prick.

7/26/2008 08:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry, they get enuff of my Hard Earned money in the form of their welfare check.

7/26/2008 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Troubles in SWAT supervisors beating up P.O.s. This dept. is shot and only getting worse.

7/26/2008 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mother nature sure has its way of taking care of itself.

7/26/2008 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A little nostalgia for the old timers.

Willie the Wimp
written by
R. Ellsworth & B. Carter

Willie the Wimp was buried today,
They laid him to rest in a special way.
Sent him off in the finest style
That casket-mobile really drove 'em wild
Southside Chicago will think of him often
Talkin' 'bout Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin,
Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin

That casket, it looked like a fine Seville
He had a vanity license and a Cadillac grille
Willie was propped up in the driver's seat
He had diamonds on his fingers and a smile sweet
Fine red suit had the whole town talkin'
Talkin' 'bout Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin
Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin

Oh, Cadillac to Heaven he was wavin' the banner
He left like he lived, in a lively manner
With a-hundred dollar bills in his fingers tight
He had flowers for wheels and a-flashin' headlights
He been wishin' for wings, no way he was walkin'
Talkin' 'bout Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin
Yeah, Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin

Photo here:

http://www.srvrocks.com/lyrics-willie_the_wimp.htm

7/26/2008 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

004 and 009 had homicides last night, any others?

7/26/2008 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow

there was like a little kid who was one of the victims.
Im sure he did something to deserve getting shot huh.

I bet if he was lilly white youd cough up some money yourself.

So if your kid someday is an innocent bystander im sure he had it coming cause he threw that rock when he was 3.

7/26/2008 09:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow

there was like a little kid who was one of the victims.
Im sure he did something to deserve getting shot huh.

I bet if he was lilly white youd cough up some money yourself.


Ladies and Gentlemen, may we present "The Ignoramus." SCC stated there were exceptions, but the fact remains that "lily (note the spelling) white" kids aren't being killed. What magical bullet proof potion are honkies drinking that makes them immune to gunfire? The truth hurts and its you that turns out to be the racist because of it.

7/26/2008 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After leading lives of parasites, they expire early, but still leave bills which the city has to pick up. How perfectly typical of the savages.

7/26/2008 10:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet if he was lilly white youd cough up some money yourself.


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No, I'd try to sue the police, get a bunch of reverends to piss and moan about racism, and cash in!!!
Im all about blaming everyone but the the offender and the parents for having their children out on the streets in unsafe neighborhoods at unsafe times.
Does it happen more often to the 'lilly white' or the coal black though?

7/26/2008 11:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7/26/2008 05:14:00 AM

You....go sit over there. And stop saying dude.

7/26/2008 12:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HE IS PAID $112,000 A YEAR WITH A COMPANY CAR AND HIS ONLY TASK IS TO LOCATE NEXT OF KIN AND ARANGE THE FUNEARL!THEY PAY FOR FUNERAL,FLOWERS,GRAVE,HEADSTONE,COFFIN AND LUNCHEON!


Daaaaaaaammmmnnnn. Now this takes "free lunch" to a whole. nother. level.

7/26/2008 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, what's the count of parocial school kids that have been killed this year?? Oh yeah, it's still ZERO!!!

7/26/2008 12:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Tips on courtesy and reality said...

"Dude, or Dudette, if you have any desire to have the mainstream media take things seriously from this blog...

You wanna be taken seriously by anyone other than eternally pissed off blue shirts, drink less, then post."
*************************

If YOU wan to be taken seriously, in the name of all things bright and holy DON'T start your post with "dude".

Or worse, "dudette".

Something you will learn when you hit puberty, Mr. Poster: The use of the word 'dude' like that, especially to someone you do not know, is disrespectful and sounds ignorant. Maybe it would fly on LAcitycop.com; if there is such a thing.

As for the mainstream media, who cares? The postings are no press releases, they are the information exchange, venting, and yes, occasional drunk rambles of real cops. You want sanitized, go to the CAPS website.

And I'm sober as i post this. You should hear what I would write shit faced.

7/26/2008 01:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We should offer one big funeral pyre once a week.

7/26/2008 01:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago Ranks as the 6th Most Expensive City to Live In,In the USA and 84th in the World.

6. Chicago, Ill.
World Rank: 84
)(()()()()

Ya, and we are FORCED to live here!

FOP, residency please????

7/26/2008 01:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If any of these jag offs had to get up in the morning and go to a fucking job to earn their rent, food and transportation money instead of the government giving it to them from OUR paychecks, then maybe there wouldn't be as many of them wilding in the streets every night, all night. I feel this way and have for years, and I'm not even the police. I don't know how you guys deal with it day in and day out. God bless you for keeping them away from the rest of us though.

7/26/2008 02:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So if your kid someday is an innocent bystander im sure he had it coming cause he threw that rock when he was 3.

7/26/2008 09:15:00 AM


If my kid was hanging out in this hood throwing rocks and got shot years later, what kind of parent does that make me? What have I done to my child to make him think it's OK to throw rocks at anything?

You produce shit, and then cry when the shit is gone, and blame everyone else but yourself for YOUR piece of shit getting smoked.

Grow up pal, take responsibility for the product of one of your random casual fucks, that's what accountable people do. Then maybe you won't be here crying what a tragedy it is that some uncontrolled kid was hanging in the shit part of town in an area known for violence.

But that's common sense and accountability for your own actions, and that's also a trait commonly lacking amongst those who take your point of view.

7/26/2008 02:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel that something good is coming of all this.
Jesse Jackson is now being seen by the nation for what he really is and not just Chicagoans.

The N (wooooo) word is being talked about. Why is is ok for blacks to say it, but not whites. Bull shit about what it meant years ago. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

Sharpton and Jackson are losing their power. The black Rev's are being exposed and people are even talking about parental responsible.

People are no longer afraid of being called racists. (As John Kass says, white guilt doesn't exist on the south side.)

Oh yes. Something good may be in the wind after all.

7/26/2008 02:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some of us keep saying that if you need to live in the city and want affordable housing and great shopping in Indiana.......move to Hegewisch. We have our share of freeloaders so don't come unless you have a job and want to be a homeowner.

7/26/2008 02:38:00 PM  
Blogger fillmoreranger said...

should of invested some of junior's dope money in insurance, or maybe his gang should cough up the money as a business expense.

7/26/2008 02:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I say we start a "Mutual Fund". We get together and throw some money in a kitty and get life insurance on all these jagoffs who we know are doing the shootings in the hood. Its only a matter of time before they get whacked themself for doing their shootings.

And don't forget, most life insurances pay DOUBLE for accidental or homicide deaths.

We can list it on the NYSE as RIP


Brilliant!

7/26/2008 03:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a potential gang recruting tool. Rival gang steps up to the family, if they have any more kids available, and says we will pay for the funeral. At the wake, they pull the kids aside and tell them we paid for this and we want to get the guys who got your brother. Don't you?

7/26/2008 03:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please tell me the Sgt was not BP in the SWAT deal,he is a good guy.

7/26/2008 03:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fundraisers for funerals!!

If your school collects 100,000 soda pop tabs and I'll personally contribute to the burial of these upstanding honor students!

Let's see, I got a cardboard box and a good shovel in the garage...let's go find a cornfield!

7/26/2008 03:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"We can list it on the NYSE as RIP

7/26/2008 04:50:00 AM"


If this proves out to be totally legal, count me in for at least a couple of g's.

7/26/2008 03:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You wanna be taken seriously by anyone other than eternally pissed off blue shirts, drink less, then post.

7/26/2008 05:14:00 AM"


If those who think they are being taken seriously by the jagoffs that they consistently reelect, would pull their spoiled rotten heads out of their asses, they'd be able to see that there is rarely as much bullshit being posted here as there is spoon fed to the masses on a regular basis by the whored out media fucks.

When what is routinely described and shared here visits your so far safe neighborhood, maybe then you'll be singing a different tune.

Because your neighborhood ain't really safe, not the way you think it is.

Any time, any day, any where in this city, shit can fly and smack you right upside your empty head.

The fact that you are ignorant of it, doesn't mean it ain't real.

Keep thinking that the world is as you wish and imagine it to be.

Dumb and naive is just how the predators like you.

As do the politicians.

7/26/2008 04:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC,

Now that I can't frequent my favorite ginmill on Friday night I just go home,kiss the wife,pour a nice strong Tanqueray and Tonic and jump on SCC. I get enough laughs,news and sarcasm to makeup for the bar ban implemented by the bosses.

7/26/2008 01:35:00 AM

You've probably made your wife very happy.

7/26/2008 05:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why does a punk need a headstone or a burial? No one cared about him. He did nothing in his life that deserves to be memorialized.

7/26/2008 06:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow

there was like a little kid who was one of the victims.
Im sure he did something to deserve getting shot huh.

I bet if he was lilly white youd cough up some money yourself.

So if your kid someday is an innocent bystander im sure he had it coming cause he threw that rock when he was 3.

7/26/2008 09:15:00 AM

Maybe I would you fuck, but that is MY CHOICE, as a private citizen, and known of your concern. If you want to pay for these funerals go ahead. Take something out of your fucking pocket besides a snot rag and pay up champ. Whats wrong you don't want to take that money out of your blunt and booze fund? You are a piece of shit. You are a racist, lazy motherfucker. Get a fucking job, stop buying whips and shoes maybe you could afford to bury your child. Oh that's right, silly me I know your priority.

7/26/2008 09:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A little nostalgia for the old timers.

Willie the Wimp
written by
R. Ellsworth & B. Carter

Willie the Wimp was buried today,
They laid him to rest in a special way.
Sent him off in the finest style
That casket-mobile really drove 'em wild
Southside Chicago will think of him often
Talkin' 'bout Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin,
Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin

That casket, it looked like a fine Seville
He had a vanity license and a Cadillac grille
Willie was propped up in the driver's seat
He had diamonds on his fingers and a smile sweet
Fine red suit had the whole town talkin'
Talkin' 'bout Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin
Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin

Oh, Cadillac to Heaven he was wavin' the banner
He left like he lived, in a lively manner
With a-hundred dollar bills in his fingers tight
He had flowers for wheels and a-flashin' headlights
He been wishin' for wings, no way he was walkin'
Talkin' 'bout Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin
Yeah, Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin

Photo here:

http://www.srvrocks.com/lyrics-willie_the_wimp.htm

7/26/2008 08:47:00 AM

Daddy Flukey Stokes wasn't a bad guy had a softball team in the 70's/80's with a bunch of guys he paid handsomely....I know $$$$$$

7/26/2008 09:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did a search warrant in 002 a few years back, dude took out term life insurance policies on gangsters from the neighborhood,he was the beneficiary when they gots kilt he would collect then pay for the funeral and looked like a real prince some of the old timers said that was common practice years ago, i may take that up as my new part-time gig?

7/26/2008 09:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a question for any legal eagles out there...can you copyright or patent your personal image? If someone uses my image without my expressed written consent, can I take legal action?

7/27/2008 03:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

should of invested some of junior's dope money in insurance, or maybe his gang should cough up the money as a business expense.

7/26/2008 02:50:00 PM

Yeah, but how much of Pookie's life is insurable? I mean, it shouldn't be too hard to get coverage for 4x annual income, but you have to prove the income and the insurance agent isn't going to count what he got fencing my car stereo or winning in a dice game on the back stairs unless he got a 1099.

7/27/2008 07:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Trouble in SWAT. Supervisors beating up P.O.s..."

Man, I thought all you SWAT guys were tough guys. Man up and do something about it. Don't tell the rest of the world what sissies you are.

Or, you can go home, jump into a 3/4 length bathrobe, make a couple of wine-spritzers and listen to Kenny G CDs.

7/27/2008 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I have a question for any legal eagles out there...can you copyright or patent your personal image? If someone uses my image without my expressed written consent, can I take legal action?

7/27/2008 03:20:00 AM"


Is that you, Chaulkie?

7/27/2008 01:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 7/27/2008 03:20:00 AM


Is that you, Chalkie?

7/27/2008 01:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was a Sgt in 012 many,many years ago,when Madison st was skid row,who took out insurance policies on the winos.When they died he'd collect!Made most of his money in the winter when the drunks would pass out and freeze to death.

7/27/2008 03:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Keesing Bandit says---

"Or you can go home, jump into a 3/4 length bathrobe, make a couple of wine-spritzers and listen to Kenny G CDs."

You described my perfect day.

Now, kees me you fool!!!

7/27/2008 06:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it Sgt BP?If it is,I am not surprised.Was always a softball moosh.Hey, BP,most of your team in SOS got stripped,How come you did not?

7/28/2008 04:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was a Sgt in 012 many,many years ago,when Madison st was skid row,who took out insurance policies on the winos.When they died he'd collect!Made most of his money in the winter when the drunks would pass out and freeze to death.

7/27/2008 03:16:00 PM


Hmmmmm, kind of sick, but interesting.

7/28/2008 07:53:00 PM  

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