Sunday, August 31, 2008

Father of the Year

  • MUNCIE, Ind. -- A man was sentenced to 18 months in prison after admitting he forced his 7-year-old daughter to kill the family cat by holding a knife in her hand and making her stab the pet.

    ''I am extremely sorry for what I did,'' Daniel J. Collins said during his sentencing Thursday. ''Everything is my responsibility.''

His excuse?
  • The girl and Collins' 11-year-old son said their father ordered them to stab the cat because he wanted them to ''learn to kill.''
We often wondered where Stephen King got some of his more twisted ideas. "Children of the Corn" must have gotten its start here.

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30 Comments:

Anonymous Burger Wilke said...

Ray Bam Bam Wilke said:



Chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, man, that is fucked up Joe. Chew, chew, chew, chew....you got any cheese with that wine Joe?

Chew, chew, chew, chew.

8/31/2008 12:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The article didn't mention whether or not the father had been raised on a pig farm.

That might explain a lot.

8/31/2008 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The "dad" can go to a clinic and share a room w/Mulder. Oh, wait a minute, thats two different deviants!
Why dont we just kill the "dad"....

8/31/2008 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

them just good ol' boys in Indy

8/31/2008 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sick. Would like to hang him from the ceiling with barbed wire by his little dick and then stab him in his balls with an ice pick about a thousand times--no, actually, let his kids do it.

8/31/2008 01:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm glad you gave some attention to this, SCC. Animal abuse and domestic violence are so intertwined...it's about "control"...why aren't any of us ever around when shit like this goes one...it would only happen once, that's for damn sure.

8/31/2008 07:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

cat the new chicken...
LIFM

8/31/2008 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF! He should be castrated!

8/31/2008 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"One can only hope his fellow prisoners share Mr. Collins’ passion for teaching – especially for the lesson on ‘picking up the shower soap."

Examiner.com

8/31/2008 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another Irish Whack-O, so what else is new? At least he didn't make it to the priesthood.

8/31/2008 01:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sick. Would like to hang him from the ceiling with barbed wire by his little dick and then stab him in his balls with an ice pick about a thousand times--no, actually, let his kids do it.

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And YOU think making the kid kill the cat was sick? You have some serious issues — go seek help.

8/31/2008 02:13:00 PM  
Blogger kateykakes said...

Sick. Would like to hang him from the ceiling with barbed wire by his little dick and then stab him in his balls with an ice pick about a thousand times--no, actually, let his kids do it.


I couldn't agree w/ you more. I hope the sick bastard gets what's coming to him.

8/31/2008 04:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh who cares, cats are pointless and worthless creatures anyway.

8/31/2008 04:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And YOU think making the kid kill the cat was sick? You have some serious issues — go seek help.
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You better say a Hail Mary you're not next on the list....!!!!!

8/31/2008 05:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

didn't dahmer start with cats and work his way up to real people. good thing we caught up with this one early before he had a chance to branch out.

8/31/2008 06:05:00 PM  
Blogger kateykakes said...

Oh who cares, cats are pointless and worthless creatures anyway.

Douchebag.

8/31/2008 06:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh who cares, cats are pointless and worthless creatures anyway.

8/31/2008 04:37:00 PM

You're such an asshole. Who asked for your worthless opinion anyway? Get the point of the article, will you, tool. Has nothing to do with the species of animal involved, only the offender...

8/31/2008 07:22:00 PM  
Anonymous meow, meow said...

I hate cats. If they had any nutritional value, they would be P.E.T.A. for me. (People Eating Tasty Animals)

8/31/2008 08:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Oh who cares, cats are pointless and worthless creatures anyway.

8/31/2008 04:37:00 PM"


Not true.

Who do you think keep the rodents in check?

If only there were cats that had a taste for ghetto rats.......

8/31/2008 08:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cat...the other white meat!!!!

8/31/2008 09:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Degenhardt and his band of animal crime "experts" should go right across the border and drag that scoundrel back to Cook County, where he will, no doubt, see REAL JUSTICE!

8/31/2008 09:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy is a sick motherf*cker. I hope he gets a lickin in prison.

8/31/2008 09:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And while we're at it, let's blame Obama for this too!

9/01/2008 05:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The son of a bitch should be fried.

9/01/2008 06:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Finnicky Morris says---

Thank you for defending me.

9/01/2008 07:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If only there were cats that had a taste for ghetto rats.......

8/31/2008 08:45:00 PM

There almost was one in Roscoe Village, but you had to go and kill him. Mittens done been shotified!

9/01/2008 12:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

heard an animal abuse call in 25 today caller said some guy killed the neighbors cat with his bare hands and threw it in the middle of the street. maybe the offender from indiana got out already?

9/01/2008 05:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No man wants a pussy in his home that he cannot control!

9/01/2008 09:25:00 PM  
Blogger DJK said...

I wonder if he is an Obama supporter...they seem to be pretty violent.

9/02/2008 11:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cats are not all that bad. Try a nice dry rub.

Sir Donkey, esq.

9/04/2008 09:11:00 PM  

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