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We always knew CPD stole every decent idea NYPD ever implemented. The legions of clout hacks promoted off New York ideas are legend. But we never suspected they were stealing from the left coast dream factories of Hollywood as well.
We always knew CPD stole every decent idea NYPD ever implemented. The legions of clout hacks promoted off New York ideas are legend. But we never suspected they were stealing from the left coast dream factories of Hollywood as well.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
77 Comments:
MSF (Mayor's Stink Finger) has struck on their inaugural day by removing the video. Damn.
Ok the video is working now.
the rainbow coalition minus the asian guy. I've been practicing the crashing through windows like dude. I don't think I'm Stink Force material though.
Speaking of Robert Stack, what about that great Capt. Rex Kramer quote:
"Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked, in the head, by an iron boot? Of course you don't--no one does--that never happens."
Did YOU get an iron boot to the head? Because that's how dumb you'd have to be to join MSF!
cheesy
If that broad is there signe me up !
I just upchucked on my keyboard...................
Robert Stack must have been desperate............
I can't stop laughing........
Retired in 2003........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIfuaUTH9Y4 this is more like who they "think" they are from listening to all the bullshit! See you at your fundraisers guys!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olqCUeZMJy4&feature=related
Maybe this is what they really are! LOL! the young dumb "hair gel" police! The new "jump out boys"!
Evertime i walk down the hall, three or so people flank me in a walking "V" of justice..so i dont see how this is in sarcasm and silliness folder.
*Gets on CHP motorcycle* Ok Ponch lets ride..*dramatic 70s wipe to commercial*
First, Special Victims Unit and now this. Eeeeeeew!
Special Victim's Unit
Mobile Strike Force
next ... might morphin power rangers ... apply at a unit near you!
Just watched MEET THE PRESS! I can't vote MCcain & go to bed. He is not the answer & neither is the dark one. NOW WHAT?
I wonder what "TRISHA" looks like now? Time isnt kind to many people.
But if she would've hooked up in Chicago w/a clouted one she'd be a Dep. Chief or married to one. Or allowed herself to be "harrassed", she could be a multi- whatever...
If there's readers out there that dont like my comments, please call
me at 1-800-EAT-SHIT.
Will the real thing last longer the the series did in '81-'82. 19 weeks. IMDB.com
38 P.O.s all with less than 2 1/2 yrs. on the job, singing behind J-Fed to the tune of The Super Bowl Shuffle.
"We are the Mobile,
Strike Force Crew,
Shufflin' paper,
bullshit numbers for you,"
J. Weis:"They call me Kid Roid,
J-Fed for short,
Do what the Boss says,
I never retort,
I fear no aldermen,
I've already been bought,
I'll change all your beats,
You'll all be a Beat off,
"We are the Mobile,
Strike Force Crew,
Shufflin' paper,
bullshit numbers for you,"
Two Year Rookie here,
But call me "Benefit Boy",
Cause when Pookie hits the joint
I'll be a lawyer's chew toy!
I may be dumb,
But I'm one tuff cookie,
And I'll never as rich,
As Civil Rights Pookie!
"We are the Mobile,
Strike Force Crew,
Shufflin' paper,
bullshit numbers for you,"
Mayor Shorty Shanks here,
Don't let me see youse on Youtubes,
I'll bounce u outta here faster,
Than one of J-Fed's man boobs!
At least it is the "strike force" instead of the "strike team".
Perhaps one of the geniuses at Police HQ "googled" the second term and saw it was related to the TV series "The Shield". Actually they probably had a secretary look it up as they were likely involved in a conference on the finer points of screwing up the CPD.
Perhaps you can start a contest to change the name of the police department to something more politically or Daley "correct".
I would make some suggestions, but I need to have some alcohol first. As Sneed would say "Good for the heart dontchaknow".
Rumor has it it's no longer going to be called the Strike Force, Heard their going to be hiring Michael Chiklis and start calling it the "Strike Team". Watch out Chicago, Vince Mackey is here to save the day! Oh wait, that wouldn't work would it?
Oh maan, how about a Dragnet unit? Or, HEY!!! all the swat guys are in green... the Green hornet unit... GHU! They can cruise around in scoobie's mystery machine!!!
O.T. Here is a sample of the city council members to population in a few different cities. This was posted a few months ago, but is still relevant. Why does Chicago need to support so many of these clown?
New York City Council 51 council districts
Pop. 8.2 million
Los Angeles City Council 15 members
Pop. 3,844,829
Chicago as everybody knows, 50 do-nothing assholes.
Pop. 2,842,518 (Fluctuates according to weekly body count.)
Houston 14 members of the city council.
Pop. 2,016,582
The Phoenix City Council 8 members.
Pop.1,461,575
Awesome.
I hear the ammended the new Unit's name to include an exclamation point at the end.
MOBILE STRIKE FORCE!
I'll just call it SOS 3.0, or maybe its supposed to be SOG 5.0. Whatever it is, lets hope we can get back to keeping the murder rate below 500 per year. That probably wont happen as long as the media, citizens, and bosses want to crucify us.
Too funny!
Hey is there a theme song for the A/5 SAT team? Maybe we could use the theme song from the A team? I don't know who is gonna play Mr. T but maybe our long lost SGT, SGT D.M. can play the roll of the Hard nose boss who never gave us any perks for working hard. Oh that's right She's gone now. Well SGT E.O. must have picked up the same script titled "Don't reward your troops for working hard". This really sucks. Good luck 16th Dist Gang team. Maybe there's a theme song for you.
Wait that was the 019th Dist. Tact team....Right?
You forgot one of the main characters from that show the Strike force. The main character on that show was PO Rusty Ranz, he runs the show. Nothing better then an old Rusty Ranz in the morning after a hard night of drinking. Just ask KF, MC , HG or JC they can tell you a few good times they had with good old Rusty Ranz.
The Keesing Bandit says---
That was such a great display of 1960s manhood. Why did they have to put the icky girl in there to ruin it.
Now, kees me you fool!!!
That Trisha Noble is hot
SCC: You are BRUTAL!
P.S.: "Purpleshades": Say it ain't so, Marty.
Four new NYPD lingo suggestions for your consideration, CPD brothers and sisters:
ambulance: "bus"
police retirement party: "racket"
non-felonious, low-life piece of shit: "skell"
MOS stripped of police powers and shield: "modified"
bklyn north said...
Four new NYPD lingo suggestions for your consideration, CPD brothers and sisters:
ambulance: "bus"
police retirement party: "racket"
non-felonious, low-life piece of shit: "skell"
MOS stripped of police powers and shield: "modified"
10/27/2008 08:01:00 AM
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you forgot 'collared'---arrested
from nypdblue
Just watched MEET THE PRESS! I can't vote MCcain & go to bed. He is not the answer & neither is the dark one. NOW WHAT?
10/27/2008 01:23:00 AM
You have to vote republican!!! I understand your frustration but THINK!!!
U.S. Congress controlled by democrats. City of Chicago controlled by democrats. The state of Illinois is controlled by democrats. If Obama wins, there will be no stopping the Democratic Party. There are two Supreme Court Justices that will most likely retire in the next 4 years. Who do you think Obama will appoint?? "Save us John McCain! You're our only hope."
Those are some of the prettiest polices i has ever seend. They all have pretty mouthes including that there pretty g-irl. I hope it isn't only "STRIKE FORCE" I hope they have BEAT ME FORCE, SLAP ME FORCE, KICK ME FORCE, DO ME FORCE as follow ups.
I would like Captain Ram Rod to be in charge of this unit.
MSF aka
"Mayors Sacrificial Fools".
MSF turned me down........... I was told that my INDEPENDENT thinking disqualified me. They're looking for individuals who can be managed without resistance. Oh well.......
How about the Teletubbies?
Yeah, but ours is the MOBLIE Strike Force. Ya see? MOBILE. That means they can move, from place to place. MOBILE. Like the fire dept. there when you need them.
Striker out!
Is there a Stationary Strike Force too? If so, sign me up.
What was really stolen is what Area Two has had in place for the last what, 5 months headed by Lt. Devereux, who we actually like. Area Two has had a Mobile Strike Force Unit up and running for months. And guess what, it was called the Mobile Strike force Initiative. JFed could not even be original. He took the dam name. I have sat through the CAR meetings for months listening to the Deputy Chief talk specifically about this initiative each and every week. I was sick of hearing about it to tell you the truth and all the great things he talks about every week. (bullshit) Not to mention the crazy shit they give the Commander of 3 credit for, but that is another post! This is nothing new, but this is what JFed and the crew hung there hat on at the Budget Hearing. They stressed it so much, that that was all the News Media talked about. Him or his crew could not even come up with an original unit, an original initiative nor an original name, but we pay this idiot $300,000.00 and pay his assistant Michael Masters $160,000.00. Hell, that will buy us 9 police officer, so start there Daley, get rid of those two fools.
Take a hint, none of the real police want to be involved with that bullshit. He could not even get enough police officers nor sergeants to man this unit, so they had to lower the requirements. This is a direct reflection of the state of this department. We don't trust you JFed, we do not trust anything you put your name on, no matter how many walk and talks you have with the community, no matter how many open forums you have with the troops, it is too late. They don't trust you or anything you say either. It has been proven since March 2008 that you have no idea what you are doing, homicides in Chicago are at an all time high and we lead the nation! Mayor Daley, chalk up your losses and move on. Too many lives are at stake for you to continue to try and justify his existence here as Superintendent. He is a failure and nothing he does will change the mind set of the police nor the citizens. He fucked up from day one. He told us, the police, he was going come down on us hard. He did not say he would investigate allegations, give us equipment that worked, etc. look at what he specifically said. He only reached out to a few ministers when he came in, he did NO community introductions worth while, he is an arrogant ass hole and repeats everything good he ever read or heard that any real CPD Boss has ever said or wrote, and he just repeats it as if he said or created it. My father is a Norhtside Minister, what about them?
You spend thousands putting GPS systems in the fucking cars. Have you seen the cars? They are a piece of shit. You found money for that, but not to buy more PDT's or get us equipment that actually fucking works. I would just like a descent car. Yeah ok, take it to Motor Maintenance, you get an even more fucked up pool, if you even get one, and the car is down for 2 weeks just to get it back with the same shit wrong. Poll us street guys on that shit JFed. Area Two was the last unit to get new computers or any new equipment, but the first to get fucking GPS systems installed in the cars. Where did you get the money for that shit, get the money for new equipment from that same place!
I know I am wasting my time. I sat there and listened to one of the Bosses last week tell us how the department is moving forward and how supportive the department is of the police. Bullshit!!! Bullshit!!! Bullshit!!!! What did you do with all the complaints you got? Make us a believer.
Being Superintendent of a big city is NOTHING like being a part of the FBI. They are 2 different worlds that are separated for a reason. What were you thinking? Oh wait, no thought was involved, just gut and instinct right! Thanks for fucking up our city!
Signed the 3 Amigos that are fucking fed up! 1 sgt and 2 p.o.'s!! Together we have 49 years of service. We are the police! We earned our uniform and our sergeant earned his stripes! Oh yeah, and we earned the right to wear a black vest, Mike Masters you did not!!! That is worst than wearing a uniform! JFed and crew, yeah, just continue to slap us in the face. You will go down in history as the worst Superintendent in the Nation, no matter how much the Mayor tries to get us to buy into this bullshit! You are Chicago's Nixon!
ALL STRIKE FORCE 10-S WILL START WITH TEAM LEADER SCREAMING STRIKE FARCE ASSEMBLE!!!!!! AT WHICH POINT FIVE SQUAD CARS WILL ASSEMBLE TO FORM A GIANT ROBOT THAT WILL COMBAT CRIME
nice stance and grip by the female p.o, obviously the brains of the outfit. the farrah fawcett hairdo was also a turn on. when is the next episode.
Looked alot like the "cheesy" 009th Dist Tact Team.
Mobile strike Farce!! What a joke. You better not bring any of your numbers to my lockup, because I can guarantee you will be sitting at the hospital all night.
Sorry Mobile Ass Kisser, your prisoner is sick, injured, drunk or whatever, take him to the hospital for clearance we cannot accept him.
Anonymous said...
O.T. Here is a sample of the city council members to population in a few different cities. This was posted a few months ago, but is still relevant. Why does Chicago need to support so many of these clown?
New York City Council 51 council districts
Pop. 8.2 million
Los Angeles City Council 15 members
Pop. 3,844,829
Chicago as everybody knows, 50 do-nothing assholes.
Pop. 2,842,518 (Fluctuates according to weekly body count.)
Houston 14 members of the city council.
Pop. 2,016,582
The Phoenix City Council 8 members.
Pop.1,461,575
10/27/2008 03:07:00 AM
Now thats the best post I have seen in a long time. By the way, those same 50 councilmen that voted themselves raises over 28% over the last few years, are the same ones trying not to give us a descent raise and also asking us to give up differential pay to pay for more police. What are you giving up? Last I checked, most of us are working at least 2 part time jobs just to make ends meet!
By the way, being an Alderman is a part time job, yes it is slated just as that! Why should you make more than a police officer working fulltime?
Theme should be "sesame street" theme! All the young children being led to the "pot of gold", but really they will be dumped and sued! Wake up! If you believe what they tell you all the lies about not getting cr numbers and "they will back you up," oh they will back you up over the edge of a cliff!
From a district beat officer, isn't the perk of being on a sat team, or any other unit, that you don't have to repsond to calls or do jobs with just reports. I always hear our sat team calling for a beat car to handle something that only requires a report. How many perks do you want. If it's so bad on your sat team why don't you go back to your district. Maybe you just prefer bitching on this blog.
Of Atlanta P.D. graduates from their academy this year, 36% have criminal records.
"Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked, in the head, by an iron boot? Of course you don't--no one does--that never happens."
When I was a juve I was thrown down a flight of stairs and kicked by at least 3 cpd officers, once in the head needing 10 stiches. Never sued the city, but do wish I knew who that ass that worked in 019 was. Now I'm on the job, kinda crazy huh.
It was the early 1980s. An era of rising crime, plainclothes cops doing gymnastics and unnecessary-yet-welcome jiggling. A time when everyone better be leaping over fences, busting through windows and putting two shots center mass or else the commish is gonna have their badge, dammit! Also, more jiggling. This is the age of Strike Force!
Do we have any guarantees that any jiggling will be due to attractive female officers, or will it be relegated to the regular group of senior staff members as normal?
I'll join if "Trisha" will be my partner.
Is that the A2 gun team or the 9th district tac team
here's something to think about. I don't know if anybody remembers (and you probably don't) but in the 60's there was the precursor to SOG [Special operations Group] called the "Task Force." All the same thing just another catchy name. But the ghetto rats took umbrige to the term "force". So they changed it to SOG [another catchy name]. And for you history buffs out there, that's where the "gang specialists" started. From "Gangs" morphed into Special Ops [another catchy name].; and you all know what came of that.
the obama rally will be enveloped by the new cpd secret weapon... the new auto-flatulator guns will be deployed in close rank formation to create a Massive Stink Field to curtail & contain mob action
Here's a much more appropriate intro for the MSF goobers!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPE2ySTIGRM
Just imagine them wearing berets instead...God help us all!
Thought it was Mobile Strike Group MSG.
Then they can protest NO MSG
When I was a juve I was thrown down a flight of stairs and kicked by at least 3 cpd officers, once in the head needing 10 stiches. Never sued the city, but do wish I knew who that ass that worked in 019 was. Now I'm on the job, kinda crazy huh.
10/27/2008 01:27:00 PM
Crazy? Yes. And a tough lesson? Sure, but it might have saved your life. If not for a soothing boot massage lovingly administered by some social workers with badges, you could be dead as a consequence of a misspent youth, or, if not dead, you could have turned out to be an asshole, instead of a well adjusted law abiding citizen and police officer.
BTW, you never did mention it, but did you have it coming? Tell the truth now! Bet you did.
I'll just call it SOS 3.0, or maybe its supposed to be SOG 5.0
It's really Task Force 6.0
OK, Junior Crimefighters what TV role was Robert Stack most well known for??
Of Atlanta P.D. graduates from their academy this year, 36% have criminal records.
10/27/2008 01:21:00 PM
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Well, there's a Latin King in the CPD 8-1 class!
Capt Frank Dreben Police Squad said..
...Yeah? And I'm Robert DeNiro
And this new strike force does what? Show up to outdoor roll calls?
isn't the perk of being on a sat team, or any other unit, that you don't have to repsond to calls or do jobs with just reports.
10/27/2008 01:21:00 PM
Don't mean to sound worldly, or like I've done it all, but the sat team is not a unit...just a 90 day detail. Keeping people there rotation after rotation really ruined it. Now these idiots really think they're in a unit.
Crazy? Yes. And a tough lesson? Sure, but it might have saved your life. If not for a soothing boot massage lovingly administered by some social workers with badges, you could be dead as a consequence of a misspent youth, or, if not dead, you could have turned out to be an asshole, instead of a well adjusted law abiding citizen and police officer.
BTW, you never did mention it, but did you have it coming? Tell the truth now! Bet you did.
10/27/2008 07:19:00 PM
I remember when I was 17, lighting off some fireworks on the 4th of July in the 20th dist. Two young cops came out of a yard and began collecting our fireworks, we said that was'nt fair and the cop told me well I could pay for them and he would give them back!! At which point I said thats bullshit! Well next think you know they are doing first addition of the hit "STOMP" on my ass. They beat me but good. Never beefed never ran home told my dad just took it. I was more afraid of the beating my dad would have given me had they brought me home, at the same time did not like getting robbed by my officers either. Lesson learned if you trim someone don't clip them at the same time. Thank God things have changed since I came on;)
7:40pm
I dont know, but he was hilarious as
General Stillwell in 1941.
After speaking w/Belushi's character,
he turned to his aide and said "What form of lunatic was that?"
Like I say when that stuttering prick speaks........
OK, Junior Crimefighters what TV role was Robert Stack most well known for??
10/27/2008 07:40:00 PM
Ummm...the creepy guy on "Unsolved Mysteries" who would give me nightmares for weeks on end...or Eliott Ness?
A few of the applicants were driven out of their dists from what I heard at the interview talking with some of the other POs there. Supposedly all those from 4 can't stand their tacctical lt and the commander isn't too far behind. A lot of them that interviewed just wanted a change and i think they may be in for a real winner. It won't be bad yet. Its already getting colder out and they will be shit on next summer. Anyone know the name of the lt from 4 they are talkin about?
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This is true, The Lt's name is Maurice R. But the Commander was ok. But it's also true that many of them followed thier Sgt.
Don't believe the lies. There ARE many former SOS coppers in the new unit. It was like a friggin' reunion today at the academy. Who says you can't go home?
HAH!!
as a kid growing up on the west side in the early & mid 60's i remember TF and my recollection is that they most assuredly DID NOT fuck around... kinda like a bad fedex commercial (if you got an ass that needs to be kicked quick, fast and in a hurry...)
4 to 6 deep in a old big-ass dodge or plymouth sedan... sometimes there were long guns & other assorted "toys"? the shitheads were just flat out terrified... ahhh well, we're the cuddly friendly police now...furry cuffs & pink guns that shoot purple jellybeans & lavender smoke that smells like bubblegum and feather dusters instead of batons...
this police department is kaput...
Well, there's a Latin King in the CPD 8-1 class!
How did this banger get on? We're only hiring a handful of people and we have to accept this POS. Who's his clout? Maybe he'll be assigned somewhere where he'll have access to P.O's personal files. Get rid of this POS while it's still possible, that is, if it can be verified that he is, and was, the ENEMY.
And even before Task Force, as legend would have it...I can't confirm or deny because I ain't that old, there was the Red Squad. Supposedly, they were the Supes goon squad. They went after the baddest characters around and took care of business. Maybe an oldtimer can confirm this.
Hey meatballs, not everyone in that goofy new MSF unit is 3 year wonders. While I would not go to this joke of a unit, I do know at least 5 guys from my dist. who are going and the min. amount of time from these guys is 8 years on, highest has 12.
Richard Romanus was the sleazy guy in "Fast Times at Rigdemont High". I've always wondered what else he had ever been in, to justify him having been in such an awesome movie. Now I know.
All the MSF members got togetehr for training last night. What do you know? The City did ask former SOS cops back? There were many who returned from all over...districts, units, etc.
MSF has a good quality of po's now. Hopefully, they will stay that way...you know the "we're not a numbers driven unit" will die fast!
MSFU
More Shit Fucked Up
To 10/27/2008 09:23:00 PM
I'm not going to "touch" that one............
Don't believe the lies. There ARE many former SOS coppers in the new unit. It was like a friggin' reunion today at the academy. Who says you can't go home?
yeah, a reunion of goofs that is gonna let the dept. fuck them over again, what's that saying? fool me once..... what a bunch fools
All the MSF members got togetehr for training last night. What do you know? The City did ask former SOS cops back? There were many who returned from all over...districts, units, etc.
MSF has a good quality of po's now. Hopefully, they will stay that way...you know the "we're not a numbers driven unit" will die fast!
The new baby TRU...
Haha what a suprise CPD hiring more gang members, unreal! I know applicants with both military experience and advanced degrees, yet CPD fails them on the pysch cause they need to meet their quota...I guess things never change!
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