Wednesday, November 26, 2008

More Dumbass Teen Stunts

  • Getting kicked in the groin.

    Pelting the elderly with muffins.

    Jumping from a moving car.

    All were stunts associated with an underground St. Charles North High School scavenger hunt, documented on film with a cash prize at the end.

    But the adolescent tradition went horribly wrong Friday when a 17-year-old student apparently leapt from an SUV in order to garner "points" for his team.

Gee, let's see...Stupid, Battery, Really Stupid. And videotaping it for points. Sounds exactly like the scavenger hunts we used to have...aside from the stupid and the criminal acts included. And according to the linked article, it's been going on for years. Kane County is convening a Grand Jury, but voluntarily removing one's self from the gene pool doesn't seem to be a crime.

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26 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Forrest Gump sez:

STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES!!!!!!!!!!

11/26/2008 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its amazing how young people are drawn to do idiotic things, pranks jokes, nuisance and illegal acts
Not long ago 3 kids goofing off drowned,,,,and anyone who went to college probably have witness tons of dumb shit. I guess these silly things aren't just confined to potential altar boys, doctors from the hood.

11/26/2008 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Lone Marquette Ranger said...

Somehow the family will sue and get paid. I'm sure the school system will make someone rich because these jack*$$'s are enrolled there. WTF!

11/26/2008 01:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Lt. Richie Scotchbreath said...

Hey boys and girls, It's Lt. Richie Scotchbreath! This scavenger hunt reminds me of a scavenger hunt that Capt. Jimmy Spratte use to have with us guys and gals in blue. Here is a list from Capt. Spratte's hunt!

1. Picture of you writing a moving violation.

2. Picture of you making a part one offense arrest.

3. Picture of you making a narcotics arrest.

4. Picture of you making a felony arrest.

Once an officer completed this list, his name went into a hat and a drawing was held at the end of the tour for a $2.00 prize.

Wait a minute, I just figured it out. This was his way to get us to do our job and stay to the end of the shift! That son-of-a-gun! He out smarted us again. And we all made he look good and all it cost was $2.00 out of his pocket.

Screw this, I am going for a drink. Hic-up, burp and fart! Capt. Jimbo Spratte got us again!

Sincerely,

Lt. Richie Scotchbreath


P.S. I was in the running for this new gang task force but once again I didn't get picked. I sure wish my Uncle Molloy was back on the job. Ever since he retired, all my perks have dried up!

11/26/2008 01:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guys in Unit 701: Packs of black youth (ages 13-17) have been terrorizing white passengers on the Blue Line. They go from car to car and "get all up in the faces", as they were instructed to do by Obama, and demand to know if the victim voted for the One. My sister has been victimized twice on her way home from work since 04 November. Yesterday, they really fucked with a woman and two kids from Park Ridge who were going home after X-mas shopping. Is this going on all over?

11/26/2008 05:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's a scavenger hunt? I thought it was a shift in Englewood. Fuck me.

11/26/2008 06:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ha ha... u got what you got... i dont feel bad for you at all.... ha ha

11/26/2008 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11/26/2008 05:12:00 AM

They are going to try that shi* on the wrong person and hopefully they will pay a great price.

11/26/2008 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Archie Bunker said...

WAIT....!!!!!

This can't be!


SCC, do you meant that you WILL comment on stupidity if it is committed by the evil white man??


How can this be?


I thought you only reported on/commented on the stupidity of the black man????


When did this happen??


When I hear people talk about your Blog all they ever say is you and your readers are racist.


what gives with the stupid white kid killing himself news???


How is that going to keep youa racist?



Hmmmmmmmmm......

11/26/2008 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guys in Unit 701: Packs of black youth (ages 13-17) have been terrorizing white passengers on the Blue Line. They go from car to car and "get all up in the faces", as they were instructed to do by Obama, and demand to know if the victim voted for the One. My sister has been victimized twice on her way home from work since 04 November. Yesterday, they really fucked with a woman and two kids from Park Ridge who were going home after X-mas shopping. Is this going on all over?

**************
I take the blue line and if this ever happens to me, I hope like hell you cops stand behind me when I beat the hell out of a few of those clowns.
Invasion of personal space = intent to do harm = defensive reaction.

11/26/2008 08:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't wait for Chalkie to visit the idiot who jumped from the car!

11/26/2008 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't care if you're in St. Charles, Park Ridge, or Deerfield or any other upper middle class town-you can always spot the public school kid from the one's going to Catholic school; and it would appear the buffoons from St. Charles stand head and shoulders above all the rest! Pony up for St. Viator, Ignatius, St. Monica or Juliana's. It'll pay big divendends later on in life and you're not likely to read about your kid pulling shit like this.

Westside Sergeant

11/26/2008 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was indeed a scavenger hunt. The participants were told to come back with some road kill . . .

11/26/2008 11:16:00 AM  
Anonymous dm60462 said...

http://www.southtownstar.com/news/1297577,112508eggbeaters.article

This kid is getting ZERO slack from the local community.

11/26/2008 11:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone who has ever had teenage sons can tell you that some boys can do amazingly dangerous and totally brainless goofy things. The influence of that MTV show "Jackass," has been especially troublesome for the latest generation of young men. Like these kids need to see all of that dumb shit glorified, and morons like Steve O elevated to cult status. If it doesn't kill 'em on TV it must be okay. From the Three Stooges to the WWE, boys will be boys, and monkey see, monkey do. It turns from comedy to tragedy in the blink of an eye, and kids never think it's going to happpen to them. My oldest son is a professor; my youngest has done shit that's turned my hair white. It's a crap shoot - some kids need a lot more supervision and discipline than others.

11/26/2008 01:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lt. Richie Scotchbreath said...

This scavenger hunt reminds me of a scavenger hunt that Capt. Jimmy Spratte use to have with us guys and gals in blue. Here is a list from Capt. Spratte's hunt!

1. Picture of you writing a moving violation.

2. Picture of you making a part one offense arrest.

3. Picture of you making a narcotics arrest.

4. Picture of you making a felony arrest.
Anonymous said...

*******************

That's a scavenger hunt? I thought it was a shift in Englewood. Fuck me.

11/26/2008 06:45:00 AM

********************

THERE'S NO TIME TO WRITE MOVERS IN 007!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And the cameras are not working either, so NO PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/26/2008 02:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"11/26/2008 01:43:00 AM"


You had me believing, until you said "...a drawing was held at the end of the tour...".

Way too short a period of time for there to be more than one or two names in that hat.

11/26/2008 03:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Is this going on all over?

11/26/2008 05:12:00 AM"


Not if we had CC.

11/26/2008 03:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guys in Unit 701: Packs of black youth (ages 13-17) have been terrorizing white passengers on the Blue Line. They go from car to car and "get all up in the faces", as they were instructed to do by Obama, and demand to know if the victim voted for the One. My sister has been victimized twice on her way home from work since 04 November. Yesterday, they really fucked with a woman and two kids from Park Ridge who were going home after X-mas shopping. Is this going on all over?
'''''''''''''''''''''''''
"where's Bernie Getz when you need him?

11/26/2008 09:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ancient history, I guess, Bernhard Getz was the guy on the New York subway back in the 80's, confronted by three savages, one with a screwdriver, shot all three.....afterwards, looked at one and said, "You don't look too bad, here, have another".....blam......

The Police...only minutes away when seconds count...."Support Concealed Carry".

11/26/2008 09:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Hmmmmmmmmm......

11/26/2008 08:14:00 AM"



You're confusing a perceived prejudice with an abundance of incidents.

11/26/2008 10:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

701 is the only unit in the city you can request an event number for turning your radio off and taking a train ride. Zzzzzzzzzzz how about the Lt. in 702? what a handjob! was this guy ever the police???

11/26/2008 10:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tell your sister to pull a rolling pin out of her purse. Place her hand on her hip and while waving that bitch back and forth across their faces shriek "I can't wait to tell your momma's what you little sons a bitches are up to!" "That's right, I know your momma's" "hummmmm" "git now, git on home for I take this rolling pin to your asses" I think this will solve your sisters problem.

11/27/2008 03:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the futire will the Board of Ed. pay for the funeral of any student who dies or just those who die committing crimes?

11/27/2008 11:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Screw said...

Archie Bunker said...

"WAIT....!!!!!

Hmmmmmmmmm......"

11/26/2008 08:14:00 AM
____________________________

WAIT... Do you mean that if I criticize anyone it's because the color of their skin and NOT their propensity for stupidity?

WAIT... Do you mean that derision should be based on race?

WAIT... When you cry wolf too many times no one listens.

WAIT... Calling SCC and the like racist without proof or provocation DOES NOT send them running and screaming like your typical yuppie.

WAIT... Learn the difference between racism and bigotry and use it in the proper context if you are going to accuse anyone of either.

WAIT... Criticism isn't racism you race baiting piece of shit.

11/27/2008 11:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernhard_Goetz

11/27/2008 12:47:00 PM  

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