Monday, November 24, 2008

Short Postings

Some damn bug is making the rounds and laying people low left and right. It's happening in the schools, it's happening in the Districts, and now it's happening here.

Open post in the meantime.

UPDATE: Spelling correction. Give us a break people. Everyone is sick and spell check said we spelled "dug" correctly. You see the spelling and grammar we let through in the comments - it isn't all that serious.

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126 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Huh? what u talking about SCC?

11/24/2008 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those damn dugs.

"S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly."

11/24/2008 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe I'm getting to old, but I don't have the slightest idea of what this post is saying?????

11/24/2008 01:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bug?

11/24/2008 01:26:00 AM  
Blogger TWENTY and OUT said...

I'd like to say I really don't care about the gang team moves because it doesn't affect me but in saying so I'd be wrong.
WAKE UP PEOPLE!!! It's not about clout babies, coppers being pussies, or smoke in mirrors. IT"S ABOUT SCREWING EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US IN A ROUND ABOUT WAY. Think about it. How many changes has J-Fed made since he's been in that exploit loopholes in our contract? How many changes were sent out only to be recinded because they were in violation of our contract? They are going to put people where they want one way or another. I don't know but did gang officers get the extra pay if their hours were adjusted by more than 2 hours? If they did get it before will they still get it now? Oh and who will tey be picking their furloughs with? Bet it's not their district they were assigned to. Hey Mr 7 years on, don't worry you'll still get to split your furlough....1A 3B!
PAY ATTENTION, HE"S LOOKING FOR THE LOOPHOLES IN THE CONTRACT!!!

11/24/2008 01:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

INTRO
So we have to pay the horsetracks $90,000,000 because they will loose money when a Casino opens up? Where do they come up with this stuff? Hay, suffer with the rest of the world. Who the hell ever wins at the track anyway?

COMEDY
How about a homicide Superfecta?Yes, I will take 004, 011, 007, and 005 next week. Maybe I will take 024 for 45 to 1 odds to show for $10 dollars. I heard that horse did well on a snowy track (Domestics and all).
(HAHAHAHA)

I heard the Kentucky derby is taking 1000 to 1 on IPRA finding a signed affidavit.
(BOOOO from the Apolo)

Thank You - Thank You very much folks and have a great morning.
Thanks for joining us at the second city cop comedy post.
(Snoop dog music in the background
bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yeh snoop dooooooooooooooogie doooog)

11/24/2008 01:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New Gang jags

Stay away from the computers at the detective areas, we have no room now with the patronage hacks from the elite narcotics units, part-times come in every day and take over every computer at area 1 and area 2 in the afternoons.

Hey Peterson why are these merit sgts in narcotics being allowed by you re detective sergeants to take over the entire floor???

Why to they begin screaming at each other shuck in and jiving being loud? Its embarrassing trying to solve homicides and all you have on the videos is the immature play police on our tapes. When the red light is on merit hacks would you please curtail your language every thing you say on the floor is recorded and is played back years later in court?

We work a case for two days and then a frigging make believe narcotics hero moves our stuff and takes over the computer. Now we have bet about all the comments the
narcs will make.

If we had real commanders in area 1 and area 2 these shitheads would be banned from the floor.

Bring your dope fairy pinches to Homan square, they have more room for your one bagger arrests..

11/24/2008 01:58:00 AM  
Blogger kateykakes said...

The following came to me via a private message at Domelights. If any of you could help or offer suggestions, it sure would be appreciated:


Hi Kate

I know from reading some of your posts that you are often on the Second City PD blog. My husband and a couple of other guys from his squad are going out to Chicago in April, and I would like to surprise them with some info, things to do, places to go all that jazz. They already have some stuff planned - oddly enough they all sit and watch Jerry Springer before heading out on the street, so they are trying to get tickets to the show while they are out there. I was wondering if you have somebody that you talk to more than others on that blog, or if you have email or something that I could contact one of these guys. Just so that you know I'm not some random stalker girl - my husband is a SEPTA cop, and most of the guys going with him are SEPTA cops, two have left SEPTA and gone to the city in the past couple of years. Any info you have to help me out with a surprise for all of them would be awesome! Thanks so much.

Jen

11/24/2008 02:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Spell check..."dug"? You mean "bug." Man, keep that dumb cop stereotype going!

11/24/2008 02:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny:



Washington, DC - President-Elect Obama and Congress are considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans.

The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.

"Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said President-Elect Obama in a news conference at his Chicago transition headquarters.

"We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing."

In a Capitol Hill press conference, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance.

Approximately 87 percent of postal employees lack any job skills, making this agency the single largest U.S. employer of Persons of Inability.

At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring Persons of Inability (81%).

Private-sector industries with good records of non-discrimination against the Inept include Fannie Mae (76%), Freddie Mac (75%), the automotive industry (71%), and the airline industry (62%).

President-Elect Obama pointed to his own hometown of Chicago as "showing the way by having achieved an Olympic level of success in employing Persons of Inability", stating that "fully two-thirds of all workers for the municipal government of Chicago are Persons of Inability and, I am proud to say, the Office of the President of the Cook County Board has achieved the amazing record of being 100% staffed by a Person of Inability."

Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million "middle man" positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.

Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given so as to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees.

The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations that promote a significant number of Persons of Inability into middle-management positions, and gives a tax credit to small and medium-sized businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires.

"There is no reason why every company in America cannot achieve the standards of Bear Stearns or Lehman Brothers," President-Elect Obama said.

Finally, the AWNAA contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the Non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions such as, 'Do you have any skills or experience that relate to this job?'

"As a Non-abled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them," said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Michigan, due to her inability to remember "rightey tightey, lefty loosey".

"This new law should be real good for people like me," Gertz added.

With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.

Said Senator Dick Durban (D-IL): "As a Senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her adequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and a good salary for doing so."




Sound familiar?

11/24/2008 02:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

any word on the po CVL who works security for the dope spot on st. louis/vanburen in 011. po CVL let one of his boys "borrow" his unregistered glock , and his buddy never brought it back. now the po CVL is saying he got robbed and they got his gun off of him.

11/24/2008 04:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If daley is the penguin ...does that make weis the joker?

11/24/2008 04:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sometimes, it's hard to believe we are a college educated PD based upon what makes it to print here and the atrocious spelling.

11/24/2008 06:00:00 AM  
Anonymous 106 District Worker said...

Yeah the blue flu.

11/24/2008 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Spell check..."dug"? You mean "bug." Man, keep that dumb cop stereotype going!

___________________________________

Wow it must be really hard to be perfect.

11/24/2008 07:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BEST LINE AT THE GANG SUMMIT, WHEN THE WEISal CALLED LEO "THE "Nature boy" IN FRONT OF EVERYONE....WOO!! I GUESS THEY REALLY DO READ THIS BLOG!! LEO=TOOL

11/24/2008 08:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the 010 District 3rd watch has the WORST sgt.'s in CPD.......anyone else agree???

11/24/2008 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
any word on the po CVL who works security for the dope spot on st. louis/vanburen in 011. po CVL let one of his boys "borrow" his unregistered glock , and his buddy never brought it back. now the po CVL is saying he got robbed and they got his gun off of him.

11/24/2008 04:00:00 AM

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cvl his initials ? or cvl conserv vice lord that is a po?? oh do tell

11/24/2008 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We should pass out some enzyte at these exempt meetings, maybe it will help them grow a set of balls.. Everyone is worried about their spots, so they will throw u under the bus in a minute. But that is the fed way, so until he leaves, things aren't going to change.
Pussy ass mayor should of put Tom Folliard in as the Supt. like planned but he caved to the west side revs, pretty fucking pathetic, they represent a lot of non-voters and taxpayers, but because they get their mugs on tv they hold a lot of power. Well good luck rev. Weis is about to hammer your parishoners with a bunch of new units with pissed off p/o's.

11/24/2008 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow, some slow people on here?! BUG=SICK

11/24/2008 09:27:00 AM  
Blogger Stop the presses/ Patrick said...

The Bias Mainstream Media finally got what it deserves, an indictment. READ THE INDICTMENT PAPERS AT: http://stopthepresses2.blogspot.com

11/24/2008 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

If daley is the penguin ...does that make weis the joker?

11/24/2008 04:36:00 AM
_________________________

Possibly the Riddler because of all the ambiguous and contradictory orders. However, the Scarecrow might be more fitting for that rubber mask he wears all the time.

11/24/2008 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

any word on the po CVL who works security for the dope spot on st. louis/vanburen in 011. po CVL let one of his boys "borrow" his unregistered glock , and his buddy never brought it back. now the po CVL is saying he got robbed and they got his gun off of him.

This guy is the biggest piece of shit!! He's stripped as of right now and hopefully going to get fired. This scum bag hangs out at the bar scene in 011 (939, etc) and he fuckin wears his uniform out at the bars OFF DUTY. I shit you not! He wears his vest, duty belt, everything except a radio. I don't know how he got threw the cracks but his BI should be fired! All and all everything about this guy is true. He lives in 011, known banger, and works for the vice lords. Brothers in blue, we need to do something about this guy.

11/24/2008 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8th district friday nite/saturday morning had an accident where a car crashed into a building at 63/central and then caught on fire. Next the building went up in flames. CFD shows up, puts the fire out. The temperature was about 20 degrees,so all the water the CFD used froze up on the street. Sgt asks for streets and san to come out to salt down the street so it can be safely driven on, and streets and san responds that no one is coming because of budget cuts. Can't wait for the first snowfall

11/24/2008 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get better, I have 3 in my house under the weather as well including myself. It sucks! I hate Chicago winters

11/24/2008 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEY KATIE KAKES, let me check into the springer thing, the security on the show are off duty CPD, as for places to go while in town. STAY DOWNTOWN! Dont venture to areas of the city that arent meant to be seen even by dogs. If they go NW ask some guys up there for good bars, if they go sw i suggest western avenue from 103-111th for local quiet irish pubs in a nice neighborhood. While obviously division st is a big tourist spot for bars as is rush street. PLENTY of bars in chicago.

11/24/2008 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
If daley is the penguin ...does that make weis the joker?

11/24/2008 04:36:00 AM

and Leo the riddler! riddle me this, if I start a new unit will I get the kids working for me indicted? answer what is the jefferson tap? go ric go!

11/24/2008 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone really have the truth about what is going on with the MSF? Is it going to be worth anything or are they doing the same old jumping out of cars on every person they see routine?

11/24/2008 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All the bullshit from the mayor and the promoted with no clue! I am a KMA member, and years ago the dept ran ok why?

1) The police were 80-90% of bosses.

2) Go into roll call use the 008th district as example on afternoons, 3 wagons, all beat cars manned, plus 2 sector cars per sector, tact teams, mission foot/prelude to gang teams, 3 or 4 sgts (who took care of the troops), get a good arrest you were taken care of, now there is no incentive to do anything! When Cline was the last good boss, he went and got new cars and equipment his focus was gangs,guns,drugs what is the focus now? Look at Mike Cozzi he got screwed royally by j-fed the boss thought it would show mayor freido how much he cared about hurting officers. The mayor could give a shit about it or any of us! the city exempt structure is a joke how many were or are currently in shit for example womanizing? The story goes on!

11/24/2008 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dugs are slender, powerfully built beings with a somewhat humanoid build and a unique method of walking. Their strong arms are used as legs, and their lower limbs are used as arms. They walk on three powerful fingers. Dugs have smooth skin, which hangs loose around their necks, fin-like ears, and pronounced snouts. Dugs are known for their ill-tempered demeanor, and many are little more than bullying thugs. Diminutive Dugs often feel the need to throw around their strength in bids to establish dominance. One of the best-known Dugs is Sebulba, a Podracing champion from Pixelito on Malastare.[citation needed]

They are also shown in Star Wars: Bounty Hunter as an enemy on the planet Malastere. Dugs have been known to be greedy, and are most of the time looking for a deal on any product.

In Attack of the Clones a Dug is seen in one of the airspeeders during the speeder chase sequence (many fans believe that is Sebulba once again since Anakin cut him off which is similar to the events in the Boonta Eve Classic), and another is seen in Dexter's diner.

11/24/2008 11:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC...I hope ya feel mo betta soon!

11/24/2008 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition
...................................
great post. hits the nail on the head

11/24/2008 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see Steinmetz is having the same problems as Foreman the brother cannot get along with the Hispanics.

11/24/2008 12:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Screw said...

I'm going to start a weekly rant column since it's an open post day.

___________________________

Is there a word for those horrible movies and television shows that are coming out of Hollyweird?

Like those movies that you know the ending within the first few minutes of watching it and the dialogue is nothing but pop-culture phrases strung together in semi-coherent sentences. The only comic relief from the idiocy is the obligatory slipping and/or falling off of something onto the floor, only to pop back up into the camera's view. The characters are always shallow, the dialogue and comedy is sophomoric and there always needs to be some reference to sex and a boob shot.

What's even more aggravating is tv shows like CSI. Who the hell thinks this is what real police work is like? They work in pristine lofts surrounded by millions of dollars in equipment and 50 inch plasma screens (that they all are qualified to use and act like scientists with their white lab coats). There is no paper work, seem to work around the clock, no mention of overtime and they have a 100% clearance rate!

"Well Jim, this speck of blood clearly shows that the bullet came from a Russian handgun fired from a 45 degree angle so the killer is pookie" WTF?

And what is with their computer systems? They can find out your underwear size and favorite color within seconds of furiously typing on a keyboard? Shit, our computers barely work and we're lucky they tell the time let alone be of any use.

________________________

Stay tuned for further non-sensical ramblings of Screw!

11/24/2008 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get well soon, drink plenty of liquids. Brought that bug home from the station and it messed up my RDO weekend. At least it seems to only last 24 to 48 hours.

11/24/2008 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone in 011 knows who he is. the PO CVL is working the desk-passing out radios last time I saw him. No one wants to work with a @#$& gangbanger! I wonder how many radios will end up missing??? WHY isnt he fired already??? He wear his uniform pants baggy.. what a POS

11/24/2008 12:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*****READ ME**** Got your attention? I am a retired Exempt member from the cognitive past, a "newbie" to this site, and have made some profound observations. This site can be the medium for the obsurd or a tool of information and speculation. Either way, it has proven to perform an important function among the rank and file. With that being said, I have found myself sitting in front of the television and see a blood thirsty media waiting to badger the Department at any turn. I have been forced to hear the ramblings of lawsuit crazed lawyers and "Westside residents" tell their tales of woe about some alleged pepper spraying of crowds on election night. This story has been shoved down the taxpayers throats for almost a week without reprieve. However, Friday, November 24 was a different story. I happened to turn on Fox 32 News at 9 and it opened with a breaking story of how severalHarrison Tactical Officers and their Sergeant entered a burning building and rescued several residents. The reporter was extremely dramatic and did a great job of sensationalizing this story. Whether it actually happened that way or not, this reporter really made heroes out of these officers and had to make the decent citizens of Chicago think. We have a bunch of street cops who were allegedly terrorizing the good citizens on election night, now running into a burning building to save them. The West Side seems to have always had success in getting cop-hating stories to the headlines, but now we had the upper hand if only for the night. The tragedy of this whole situation is that the "powers to be" in the Department failed to take a golden opportunity and run with it. One would think that News Affairs or Queen Monique would have held a press conference just to shove some "good cop" news down the public's throat for a change. This new Supt. obviously shows his inexperience by not capitalizing on an opportunity to play the media in our direction. Lets face it, like him or not, when Mr. Jody speaks... good, bad, or indifferent, the media is all over it. I can't believe that in this environment of terrible police press, your Commander in Chief can't even say a few good words for you guys. In closing, I just want to say that I have overwhelming respect for the street cop, especially in these thankless times. I really understand why morale is so low when your boss can't even publicly acknowledge good police work or a good deed. May god bless you all and I look forward to reading and posting. Ree-TIRED Guy

11/24/2008 12:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

K.R.O.

11/24/2008 02:27:00 AM


does anyone know this clown from 011? Keeps posting dumb shit wee hours into the morning stroking Sgt MS Someone PLEASE tell him to lay off the booze! Blogging while drunk can be a risky proposition!

11/24/2008 12:56:00 PM  
Blogger Det. Shaved Longcock said...

SCC:

My wishes for a speedy recovery from the bug to you and anybody else getting hit with it.

We need your voice and blog!

11/24/2008 01:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah...the PO is UVL, and he has the tattoo to prove it. What a background check huh?

11/24/2008 02:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly."

11/24/2008 12:48:00 AM


Cutty say he can't hang

11/24/2008 02:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"PAY ATTENTION, HE"S LOOKING FOR THE LOOPHOLES IN THE CONTRACT!!!

11/24/2008 01:37:00 AM"


No shit.


The sad part of all this is that someone had to say this in plain English, and there'll still be many who don't get the message.

11/24/2008 02:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Spell check..."dug"? You mean "bug." Man, keep that dumb cop stereotype going!

11/24/2008 02:34:00 AM"


Don't worry, you're carrying the weight on that task rather well.

11/24/2008 02:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"If daley is the penguin ...does that make weis the joker?

11/24/2008 04:36:00 AM"



Uh, no, the Joker is too clever.


Think 'Two-Face'.

11/24/2008 02:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC has a cold everybody. That's what the post means

11/24/2008 03:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Mister twenty and Out I think you over stayed your welcome. Quit the bitching and leave.

11/24/2008 03:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I think the 010 District 3rd watch has the WORST sgt.'s in CPD.......anyone else agree???

11/24/2008 08:47:00 AM

I dont know about that. The 2nd watch in 010 also has it's share of busters too.

11/24/2008 04:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone really have the truth about what is going on with the MSF? Is it going to be worth anything or are they doing the same old jumping out of cars on every person they see routine

You got it, get a head, that's all they want, don't care what it is either, those are our orders, just like TRU and soon the gang teams , same shit different name...

11/24/2008 05:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As the ghost of revolver police drives slowly through the streets of 023, in his box caprice, he wonders what went wrong with one of the best police departments in the country...he looks down at the worn dump pouch on the cracked garrison belt holding his holstered model 19 revolver, and a single tear begins to roll down his cheek...
And then a smile returns to his face, as static crackles over the mic clipped to his faded blue shirt...
"Cars in 23, cars on citywide, in progress...

11/24/2008 05:05:00 PM  
Anonymous T Dubs said...

Anonymous said...
Yeah I know I'll get the morons responding to my post saying I'm T.W. but anyway I worked under him before and can swear he looked out for me and went to bat for me against a Commander when he was a Captain and I am not the same color as he is so this talk about him being a racist is complete bullshit.
As for how he got promoted to Commander and if his dad helped him give me a break what kind of father would not help out his son if he could and show me one person in the world let alone the country city or department that wouldn't let their dad help them.
The T.W I know is a man and acts like a man he says what he thinks doesn't bullshit or backstab p.o's as some other bosses do.Everyone is saying he only cares about himself and at the same time your saying he is on the hotseat for alledgedly helping out his secretary who must be a p.o. I can't follow your logic there.I think there are a few ex tru guys who are on here whining because they were axed when tru was downsized.Do you think T.W wanted his unit downsized?That decision obviously was made by someone above him.
I've never seen an organization where so many men act like women and women act lke men as ours.I've worked under alot of commanders and believe me they don't know anymore than T.W. My last words of warning are if T.W. is being dumped by J-Fed it sure as hell wouldn't be because he didn't care about his troops if that was the case believe me he'd be up for a promotion by J-fed.

11/23/2008 03:44:00 AM

Ladies and germs give a big hand to Commander TDubs

11/24/2008 05:27:00 PM  
Blogger kateykakes said...

Hope you're feeling better, SCC.

11/24/2008 06:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to 11/24/2008 at 0021.

"May I help? I speak Jive"

11/24/2008 06:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sometimes, it's hard to believe we are a college educated PD based upon what makes it to print here and the atrocious spelling.

11/24/2008 06:00:00 AM

Studies have shown nonrepetitive and occasional spelling errors and minor grammatical mistakes are not an indication of a diminished overall intelligence. Plus, most misspellings occur from attempting to enter data faster than your ability allows, accompanied by using wide and/or heavy digits. Sew blo sit outcha ass foo!

11/24/2008 06:51:00 PM  
Blogger kateykakes said...

HEY KATIE KAKES, let me check into the springer thing, the security on the show are off duty CPD, as for places to go while in town. STAY DOWNTOWN! Dont venture to areas of the city that arent meant to be seen even by dogs. If they go NW ask some guys up there for good bars, if they go sw i suggest western avenue from 103-111th for local quiet irish pubs in a nice neighborhood. While obviously division st is a big tourist spot for bars as is rush street. PLENTY of bars in chicago.

You are an absolute gem. Thank you so much. I'll pass the info on. I know it will be very much appreciated.

11/24/2008 06:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Don Henley said...

I make my living off the evening news
Just give me something-something I can use
People love it when you lose,
They love dirty laundry

Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here
I just have to look good, I dont have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear
Give us dirty laundry

Kick em when theyre up
Kick em when theyre down
Kick em when theyre up
Kick em when theyre down
Kick em when theyre up
Kick em when theyre down
Kick em when theyre up
Kick em all around

We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who
Comes on at five
She can tell you bout the plane crash with a gleam
In her eye
Its interesting when people die-
Give us dirty laundry

Can we film the operation?
Is the head dead yet?
You know, the boys in the newsroom got a
Running bet
Get the widow on the set!
We need dirty laundry

You dont really need to find out whats going on
You dont really want to know just how far its gone
Just leave well enough alone
Eat your dirty laundry

Kick em when theyre up
Kick em when theyre down
Kick em when theyre up
Kick em when theyre down

Kick em when theyre up
Kick em when theyre down
Kick em when theyre stiff
Kick em all around

Dirty little secrets
Dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers in everybodys pie
We love to cut you down to size
We love dirty laundry

We can do the innuendo
We can dance and sing
When its said and done we havent told you a thing
We all know that crap is king
Give us dirty laundry!

11/24/2008 07:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the 010 District 3rd watch has the WORST sgt.'s in CPD.......anyone else agree???

No WAY! PJ's bark is just that, noise and drool. Nacho wants to basically be left alone. GM spends more time avoiding you than you spend avoiding him. Andre is the real police - just look at all those ribbons. He has them on his jacket, vest, uniform shirt, iron-on ones on his t-shirt and tattoos of ribbons on his chest. Ex-commander of B&A took transfer to Detached Services so he wouldn't have to hear him begging to take him back. And Lonzo tells you straight up: I'm not your friend or buddy. Do something wrong and I find out about it and you won't have to worry about the boss finding out.....I'LL get the number straight away. D.O. was never the police but, it's sad to say, she's the best the 3rd watch can muster.

But they're ALL better than Sleepy Pete, Shakey Sean, Clueless Rose or Idiot Jeff.

11/24/2008 07:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mike Stack, now there's a policeman's policeman. I concur with the meritorious promotion. A promotion well deserved nonetheless....

11/24/2008 07:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

since were on the topic of 011 for a bit...not only do we have the gangbanger who not only had his weapon "stolen" and did not report it but also carried an unregistered weapon...we also have the individual that was suspended for 200+ days for stealing a radio....WORKING THE RADIO ROOM!!!

11/24/2008 07:53:00 PM  
Anonymous washed my hands said...

I blame the suck asses who come to work coughing and sneezing instead of going on the medical. They do not want to lose their cushy inside spots. Whereas the officers that work the streets take their germs outside.

11/24/2008 08:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3_95F5e-Ac&feature=dir

a little something for all those who had the sense to vote for McCain

11/24/2008 08:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone really have the truth about what is going on with the MSF? Is it going to be worth anything or are they doing the same old jumping out of cars on every person they see routine

You got it, get a head, that's all they want, don't care what it is either, those are our orders, just like TRU and soon the gang teams , same shit different name...

------

and saturation

11/24/2008 08:38:00 PM  
Anonymous TheHat said...

Its time to vote for next years city Sticker.

http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/1294089,CST-NWS-STICKER23.article

I know we have a lot of good people out there. What should be on our city sticker that correctly reflects Chicago?

11/24/2008 08:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

KATEY-although there are good Irish bars down south, they might as well be in Missouri. Stay downtown. Drink downtown. If you want to see live blues Kingston Mines and B.L.U.E.S. both have live music every night. Both are in the Lincoln Park neighborhood, a short cab ride from downtown.

11/24/2008 08:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the`rebound a de medcide.

11/24/2008 09:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Sign Maker said...

I heard that the city is changing, Michigan Avenue to Obama Boulevard?

What about Kenwwod Academy becoming Obama Academy?

Malcolm Ten will henceforth be Obama College?

Any truth to these rumors?

11/24/2008 09:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FYI: The Pension Portability Bill is on the Gov.'s desk to be signed!
I hope for all those eligable this maybe an early out!

11/24/2008 09:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
If daley is the penguin ...does that make weis the joker?

11/24/2008 04:36:00 AM

and Leo the riddler! riddle me this, if I start a new unit will I get the kids working for me indicted? answer what is the jefferson tap? go ric go!

11/24/2008 10:15:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone really have the truth about what is going on with the MSF? Is it going to be worth anything or are they doing the same old jumping out of cars on every person they see routine?

11/24/2008 10:37:00 AM


You can't come.

11/24/2008 09:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone have that wing recipe that was posted a couple of Thanksgivings ago?

11/24/2008 09:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Yeah...the PO is UVL, and he has the tattoo to prove it. What a background check huh?

11/24/2008 02:19:00 PM
_________________________________
Don't blame the background check. Blame yet another lawsuit a few years back.

The Dept is required to hire them if they say they are FORMER gang members, reformed, having seen the error of their ways, etc., etc.

Just like you can't use a juvie record unless they were convicted as an adult somewhere along the line.

11/24/2008 09:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To: "Stay away from the computers at the detective areas, we have no room now with the patronage hacks from the elite narcotics units, part-times come in every day and take over every computer at area 1 and area 2 in the afternoons."

It's a department computer...not yours. Deal with it.

11/24/2008 09:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In Aunt Bea's office, there is a trailer hitch without any chrome.

11/24/2008 10:10:00 PM  
Anonymous rollo tomasi said...

Anonymous said...
How about a homicide Superfecta?Yes, I will take 004, 011, 007, and 005 next week. Maybe I will take 024 for 45 to 1 odds to show for $10 dollars. I heard that horse did well on a snowy track (Domestics and all).
(HAHAHAHA)

Give your ten spot to smurf in unit 057 and pick a slip out of the hat. You pays yer mony and takes yer chances Kid...

11/24/2008 10:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do you end a detail you don't like? What's the best way?

11/24/2008 10:33:00 PM  
Anonymous rustler rousell said...

Anonymous said...
If daley is the penguin ...does that make weis the joker?

11/24/2008 04:36:00 AM

CATWOMAN. Have you see his eyes lately?

11/24/2008 10:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I think the 010 District 3rd watch has the WORST sgt.'s in CPD.......anyone else agree???

11/24/2008 08:47:00 AM

Absolutely. They could not function in predominantly white districts.

11/24/2008 10:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Get well soon, drink plenty of liquids. Brought that bug home from the station and it messed up my RDO weekend. At least it seems to only last 24 to 48 hours.

11/24/2008 12:38:00 PM

Tell them sickos to stay home instead of spreading their germs in the station.

11/24/2008 10:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here is some good news for the CPD.

About halfway through Ken’s speech, plaza security and the Chicago Police let us know we weren’t really welcome on their private property any more. So we moved over to the public sidewalk and Ken resumed. While Ken was speaking, one of many amazing things from Saturday happened. A Chicago police officer began asking me about our plans. After I explained the plan, he said, “I’m going to walk with you.” As Ken was finishing, another Chicago police officer, apparently assigned to our group (the CPD had no advance warning of our rally and march), “Officer Ruben” asked me for the specifics of our route.

I was concerned at first, wondering where we were going to be told we couldn’t go. As we spoke, it seemed a little odd to me that Officer Ruben was making constructive suggestions about particular details of the route. As it turned out, Ruben walked with us the entire 2+ miles of the route, clearing sidewalks for us, getting us across some busy Chicago streets pretty efficiently. He commented a couple times that he wanted to make sure our rights of free speech and peaceable assembly were respected.

About 15 minutes into the march, I started thinking I was just dreaming, and the march hadn’t started yet. If we were really marching, I’d see tasers and riot gear, and direction to a First Amendment Participation Area. Well it was all true. Ruben had a few other people helping him along the way, at least one on bicycle. Any time we encountered a police officer during the march, Ruben had called in advance, and they knew we were coming and helped make the march smooth.

Strange as this may sound to many of us very wary of the growing police state in America, on Saturday, November 22, 2008, I can’t say enough about how the Chicago Police Department helped make the Rally for Sound and Constitutional Money / End the Fed a huge success. They did indeed “protect and serve.” I intend to write letters to the editor of the Sun-Times and Tribune, as well as directly to the CPD, about how well our group was treated, and how well our constitutional rights were respected. I encourage all participants in the event to do the same.

Thanks to all our chant leaders!! I don’t think we marched more than a few steps without a chant of some sort followed by a loud response of END THE FED! Let’s see,
- no more bailouts
- gold is money
- it’s your money
We were not only seen, we were heard.

In Millennium Park, we had another inspirational speech from Clyde Cleveland, 2002 candidate for governor of Iowa, author of Restoring the Heart of America, and founder of http://www.rhofam.com/ and http://www.commonsenserevisited.org/. Clyde shared some great information with the group about our country’s founding, Thomas Paine’s influence, and how quickly something that seems hopeless can turn around. Thank you Clyde and your crew for coming all the way from Iowa!

We then headed into the shopping district. Although I discourage Christmas festivities before Thanksgiving, on this day I was glad to see a lot of shoppers out. The ABC-7 studios are on the north side of the loop. That was the first place we passed by heading into the shopping district. As expected, they didn’t scramble a camera crew down to get our story. The chanting, and literature / DVD distribution were relentless.

We finally made it to the Federal Reserve Bank of Chicago building, where we met up with a few more from our group that had been hanging out there for a while. They pushed our numbers very close to 300. And what a place for the finale’. Surrounded by tall buildings, there was no place for the sound to go. “END THE FED” was amplified to a roar, and it felt so good to finally see a lot of people screaming in anger at a government perpetrated crime.

We had a final rousing speech from Dan Druck, decorated United States Air Force veteran, entrepreneur, and two (going on three) time candidate for US Congress. Dan put the vipers and thieves on notice that their time was ending, and ours was beginning.

Thanks to all who helped organize this event, it was truly nonpartisan, with a lot of participation from libertarians, Ron Paul supporters, 9-11 truth folks, and generally interested parties. Thanks to those who were out and about downtown during the week putting up fliers promoting the event. Thanks to Kevin, who mentioned our little event to NBC, and after they saw how many people we had marching past the NBC Tower, sent a camera to the Fed and got a very positive piece (short as it was) about us on the 5:00 news. Thanks to our three incredibly inspirational speakers who injected so much energy into the group. From what I’ve read in the 48 hours since we landed, people are champing at the bit to get this movement more active. Thanks again to “Officer Ruben” and the Chicago Police Department for doing what government is supposed to do -- protect our rights!!

Most of all, thanks to everyone who came or otherwise supported our event by helping with signs, putting a few bucks in the chipin, or any other manner of support. We had people from Rockford, downstate Illionois, Iowa and Wisconsin. We even had a couple dogs swoop in from Bloomington, Indiana (I think they got a ride from their owners). We even had a gentleman who flew in from China Saturday morning and headed straight downtown. I’ve provided links below to all the videos and stills I’ve found about the Chicago event. If you have any to add, please email me the links. If I can manage, I’ll try to get it all on a single CD for everyone. This is only the beginning. See y’all soon!

11/24/2008 10:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But they're ALL better than Sleepy Pete, Shakey Sean, Clueless Rose or Idiot Jeff.

11/24/2008 07:29:00 PM

True that, but shaky Shaun got promoted to lieutenant before he could spell his new rank.

11/24/2008 10:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I think the 010 District 3rd watch has the WORST sgt.'s in CPD.......anyone else agree???

No WAY! PJ's bark is just that, noise and drool. Nacho wants to basically be left alone. GM spends more time avoiding you than you spend avoiding him. Andre is the real police - just look at all those ribbons. He has them on his jacket, vest, uniform shirt, iron-on ones on his t-shirt and tattoos of ribbons on his chest. Ex-commander of B&A took transfer to Detached Services so he wouldn't have to hear him begging to take him back. And Lonzo tells you straight up: I'm not your friend or buddy. Do something wrong and I find out about it and you won't have to worry about the boss finding out.....I'LL get the number straight away. D.O. was never the police but, it's sad to say, she's the best the 3rd watch can muster.

But they're ALL better than Sleepy Pete, Shakey Sean, Clueless Rose or Idiot Jeff.

11/24/2008 07:29:00 PM

A Sgt would almost be insulted by the do-nothing po who may of typed these perceptions of the 010 3rd Watch Sgts who cover for your lazyness on a day to day basis. Sgts really shake their heads at 80% of the lazy, hood rat chasing, no activity, Officers which now call 3rd watch home in 010. 20% of the Pos who do the work are highly respected by their Sgts and can actually call themselves the POLICE. The "Go To Guys". Persons like yourself, probably the moron who cant write a two sentence case report, should do what a double jointed person does best and suck your own d**k. You need to appreciate the carrying your Sgts do for you. Hope you actually believe we mean it when we tell you "Good Job", for basic tasks. We have to try to reward retards like you just to keep from writing you off this job. Go find your spot, get pissed when you get an assignment, and be the first person to call for one of these Sgts because your too incompetent, or have no balls (non gender specific), to make a decision on your own. Damn your dumb. Open your eyes and be mad at youself for not being fulfilling your oath to be a Police Officer, or MAN..... Talk about a wasted paycheck......

11/24/2008 10:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Ray "BAM BAM" Wilke said...

I want my subscription fee back from SCC. It's all short posting! This isn't what I paid for! I am sueing SCC in a class action suit. We will all get our money back!

11/24/2008 11:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if they go sw i suggest western avenue from 103-111th for local quiet irish pubs in a nice neighborhood.


yeah because a bunch of guys from Philly want to go to a "quiet Irish pub" on the hillbilly southside! moron why dont you suggest they drive their houses to town while youre at it hillbilly!

11/24/2008 11:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the 010 District 3rd watch has the WORST sgt.'s in CPD.......anyone else agree???

11/24/2008 08:47:00 AM

1040 is a waste of space what a f'ing dork!

11/24/2008 11:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are an absolute gem. Thank you so much. I'll pass the info on. I know it will be very much appreciated.

11/24/2008 06:55:00 PM


Katie PLEASE do not send your friends to the fucking south side! PLEASE give this City a chance! Lincoln Park, Roscoe, Lakeview, Edison Park, Clark St., anything BUT 103-110 s. Western!!! Typical hillbilly to act like Rush St is the only good thing aside from the land of deliverance! TRUST ME If you want your boys to have FUN go north! if you want them to get a bunch of asshole stares, drunken tension, and a shit load of fist fights then yes, send them south if you want them to get a genuine taste of this city's night life then PLEASE do not let them go south of Division!!! and so you know Im genuine, my faborite tastykakes are the peanut butter kakes... the chocolate kakes are good too

11/24/2008 11:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

since were on the topic of 011 for a bit...not only do we have the gangbanger who not only had his weapon "stolen" and did not report it but also carried an unregistered weapon...we also have the individual that was suspended for 200+ days for stealing a radio....WORKING THE RADIO ROOM!!!

11/24/2008 07:53:00 PM

nothing but vacant lots in 011 so who gives a fuck no work to be done there vacant lots

11/24/2008 11:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ellyn is furious because Jody the weasel has a man crush on Ric Flair. Will they hook up?

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

11/25/2008 12:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"What should be on our city sticker that correctly reflects Chicago?

11/24/2008 08:40:00 PM"


Is this a trick question?

11/25/2008 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Screw said...
...What's even more aggravating is tv shows like CSI. Who the hell thinks this is what real police work is like? They work in pristine lofts surrounded by millions of dollars in equipment and 50 inch plasma screens (that they all are qualified to use and act like scientists with their white lab coats). There is no paper work, seem to work around the clock, no mention of overtime and they have a 100% clearance rate!...

Screw, you forgot to mention the horrible acting on "CSI" and all its spinoffs. Now THAT is something to rant about.

11/25/2008 12:17:00 AM  
Blogger TWENTY and OUT said...

Hey Mister twenty and Out I think you over stayed your welcome. Quit the bitching and leave.

11/24/2008 03:37:00 PM

That's hardly bitching, bitch. Quit being a sheep and open your fucking eyes. You probably work CTA for straight time too douchebag.

11/25/2008 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

scc, i recommend several fingers of blackberry brandy for you. it works.

11/25/2008 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if they go sw i suggest western avenue from 103-111th for local quiet irish pubs in a nice neighborhood.


yeah because a bunch of guys from Philly want to go to a "quiet Irish pub" on the hillbilly southside! moron why dont you suggest they drive their houses to town while youre at it hillbilly!
_____________

I just spit water out through my nose reading that response.
Absolutely hilarious!!!!
Drive their houses to town.... excellent.

11/25/2008 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since Radio Frequency energy is non-ionizing, scientists believed that it would not have this same effect on human cells. However, tests on animals show that the heat created by cell phone radiation can indeed damage cells by overheating them. The extent of the damage is impossible to know or understand until further testing is done, but this type of testing on humans is a moral and ethical no-no. Thanks to the in car camera a 50 year study will take only 5-10 tens years

11/25/2008 01:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. SouthSide says---

KateyKakes---

Don't let your friends go into north side bars. You can't tell the players there without a scorecard. If they are Philly PD they certainly don't want to get hit on by the gurly men that hang out there.

Come to the south side. At least there, you don't separate the men from the boys with a crowbar.

11/25/2008 02:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
any word on the po CVL who works security for the dope spot on st. louis/vanburen in 011. po CVL let one of his boys "borrow" his unregistered glock , and his buddy never brought it back. now the po CVL is saying he got robbed and they got his gun off of him.

This guy is the biggest piece of shit!! He's stripped as of right now and hopefully going to get fired. This scum bag hangs out at the bar scene in 011 (939, etc) and he fuckin wears his uniform out at the bars OFF DUTY. I shit you not! He wears his vest, duty belt, everything except a radio. I don't know how he got threw the cracks but his BI should be fired! All and all everything about this guy is true. He lives in 011, known banger, and works for the vice lords. Brothers in blue, we need to do something about this guy.

11/24/2008 09:50:00 AM
*************************

Ok what ever happend to the big M/1 douchebag that used to work out at Homan and work in the Deuce and inform on the citizens as the police showed up how to beef! This shithead had G/D branded on his arm and used to make sure everyone in SOS saw it as we worked out there around him!

Thanks Personnel!

Probably a Commander now!

11/25/2008 02:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But they're ALL better than Sleepy Pete, Shakey Sean, Clueless Rose or Idiot Jeff------BOY WONDER LT???

11/25/2008 03:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone really have the truth about what is going on with the MSF? Is it going to be worth anything or are they doing the same old jumping out of cars on every person they see routine?

11/24/2008 10:37:00 AM

Anyone who knows will tell you: "It's not how many stops you make, it's who you stop."

11/25/2008 03:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC ya'alll need to take sum
EYE BYOO PROPANES DEns yoo gunn feil betta.

11/25/2008 06:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I think the 010 District 3rd watch has the WORST sgt.'s in CPD.......anyone else agree???

11/24/2008 08:47:00 AM

I dont know about that. The 2nd watch in 010 also has it's share of busters too.

11/24/2008 04:40:00 PM
So what makes a bad Sgt in your eyes?
Is it not knowing how to handle supervisor related issues when they come up? or
Do they continually have to monitor you on jobs because you stay down on them way to long, or consistently screw up your assignments?
I have been a Supervisor over 8 years, the ones that bad mouthed me were the dogs, the ones that appreciated me were the workers, not that I need either ones approval, but I do understand the biggest whiners are the dogs. It would be nice if we all just did our jobs. Those of you who slack off and dog it, you are not hurting the Supt or the Mayor you are hurting your fellow officers.
I am not asking you to go out and write 50 parkers, 10 movers, or 5 curfews, just answer your jobs in a timely fashion, come clear, and be available to help out if someone needs it.

11/25/2008 07:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 11:18 and 11:25, what's with all the southside hating? You two cub fan pussies get your asses kicked on western ave. or what? When's the last time you stepped in a southside bar? Of course I am not going to deny the fact that some southsiders are indeed hillbillies, but I am also not gonna sit here and let some preppy Steve Madden shoe wearing motherfucker bash the southside! Us Beverly and Mt. Greenwood residents work the same streets that you do, Oh I forgot you probably work a park car in 017 and tell all the girls in Lincoln park you're the police. Fuck you and come work on the southside--009, 007, 004. The southside is no Division street or Armitage Ave., but we still manage. Save your hating for the enemy on the street you jerkoffs.

11/25/2008 07:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

since were on the topic of 011 for a bit...not only do we have the gangbanger who not only had his weapon "stolen" and did not report it but also carried an unregistered weapon...we also have the individual that was suspended for 200+ days for stealing a radio....WORKING THE RADIO ROOM!!!

11/24/2008 07:53:00 PM

dont forget the P.O.S. who got fired for stealing the money from his partners benfit he was in charge of.....then sued to get his job back,little bitch

11/25/2008 08:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 1050pm post, contrary to popular belief 90% of officers do not side with many things our pols and govt do. Its a job, we enforce laws, but for the most part you wont see many of us enforcing the dumb shit many pols make law. We know a real crime and thats what we do. We arent here to be a part of the "instituition" as so many believe. Its that way left thought process that doesnt let you people see the truth

11/25/2008 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the 010 District 3rd watch has the WORST sgt.'s in CPD.......anyone else agree???

No.

11/25/2008 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous HATER said...

SUM OF R POSTRS R NOT FAMILIAR W/ TEXT SPEAK!

THE OLD TIMERS THINK U R SENDING A TO -FROM TO J-FED AND WANT ALL DA WORD SPELLED CORRECTLY!

OH UR GRAMMAR IS BAD HOW CAN U BE A BOSS!

U CANT SPELL BLAH BLAH BLAH
IT THE INTERNET NO ONE IS GETTIN PAID

PLUS U STILL AINT GOIN TO GET A MERIT PROMOTION FOR SPELLING

11/25/2008 09:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What should be on our city sticker that correctly reflects Chicago?

11/24/2008 08:04:00 PM

--------------

CHALKIE !!!!

11/25/2008 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 11:18 and 11:25, what's with all the southside hating? You two cub fan pussies get your asses kicked on western ave. or what? When's the last time you stepped in a southside bar? Of course I am not going to deny the fact that some southsiders are indeed hillbillies, but I am also not gonna sit here and let some preppy Steve Madden shoe wearing motherfucker bash the southside! Us Beverly and Mt. Greenwood residents work the same streets that you do, Oh I forgot you probably work a park car in 017 and tell all the girls in Lincoln park you're the police. Fuck you and come work on the southside--009, 007, 004. The southside is no Division street or Armitage Ave., but we still manage. Save your hating for the enemy on the street you jerkoffs.

11/25/2008 07:57:00 AM

___________________________________

Dude take some zanax. Really, what else is there to see on the south side besides a couple of bars on western?

Up north you got the viagra triangle with lots of cougars, Wrigleyville, Linclon Park, Lincoln Ave Bars, Drunk DePaul chicks, brew-in-view, etc.

Maybe they can pick up some Chicago State or Kennedy-King hotties at 95th and the Ryan?

11/25/2008 11:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Katie PLEASE do not send your friends to the fucking south side! PLEASE give this City a chance! Lincoln Park, Roscoe, Lakeview, Edison Park, Clark St., anything BUT 103-110 s. Western!!! Typical hillbilly to act like Rush St is the only good thing aside from the land of deliverance! TRUST ME If you want your boys to have FUN go north! if you want them to get a bunch of asshole stares, drunken tension, and a shit load of fist fights then yes, send them south if you want them to get a genuine taste of this city's night life then PLEASE do not let them go south of Division!!! and so you know Im genuine, my faborite tastykakes are the peanut butter kakes... the chocolate kakes are good too

11/24/2008 11:25:00 PM
__________________________

It's amazing how similar my experiences have been living on the northside. I grew up in Mount Greenwood and spent a lot of time in those bars. I lived in Bridgeport for 10 years without incident. Since I've moved north, my car has been broken into, been in several bar fights (amazingly your description of southsiders is exactly what I've experienced from northsiders. Nothing but drunk, arrogant and self-righteous idiots who are quick to insult the southside without ever setting foot there), and everything is more expensive. Everyone that lives north shops in Niles and everyone that lives south shops in Orland Park... what's the fucking difference?

Mentioning "asshole stares, drunken tension, and a shit load of fist fights" in the same sentence as Clark St and Lincoln Park? Give me a fucking break.

11/25/2008 11:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Ellyn is furious because Jody the weasel has a man crush on Ric Flair. Will they hook up?

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

11/25/2008 12:04:00 AM

That is why ellyn is screwing up the guys at the airport, we can only hope with the "changes" that she is immediately moved along with the commnader who has 0 balls! He is scared to stand up to her she tells him what time it is! this is "not so bright"!

11/25/2008 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
I think the 010 District 3rd watch has the WORST sgt.'s in CPD.......anyone else agree???

11/24/2008 08:47:00 AM

I dont know about that. The 2nd watch in 010 also has it's share of busters too.

11/24/2008 04:40:00 PM
So what makes a bad Sgt in your eyes?
Is it not knowing how to handle supervisor related issues when they come up? or
Do they continually have to monitor you on jobs because you stay down on them way to long, or consistently screw up your assignments?
I have been a Supervisor over 8 years, the ones that bad mouthed me were the dogs, the ones that appreciated me were the workers, not that I need either ones approval, but I do understand the biggest whiners are the dogs. It would be nice if we all just did our jobs. Those of you who slack off and dog it, you are not hurting the Supt or the Mayor you are hurting your fellow officers.
I am not asking you to go out and write 50 parkers, 10 movers, or 5 curfews, just answer your jobs in a timely fashion, come clear, and be available to help out if someone needs it.

11/25/2008 07:32:00 AM

I second that, Ditto and YEAH! What he just said. Couldnt agree more. The bitchers ARE the DOGS! If your whinnng turn in that badge, go back to your previous minimum wage profession! Semper Fi!

11/25/2008 12:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
But they're ALL better than Sleepy Pete, Shakey Sean, Clueless Rose or Idiot Jeff.

11/24/2008 07:29:00 PM

True that, but shaky Shaun got promoted to lieutenant before he could spell his new rank.

11/24/2008 10:54:00 PM

Hows that??? Petes a great guy, willing to help you out if you need it. Seans a good guy too. Rose hasnt been back in 010 long enuff to judge her like that. The traffic accident she was in set her back a year or soo. Jeff is the "go-to" Sgt! He will go out of his way to put Pos in for an award. I watched him stay late, on his own time, to put people in for one. He didnt have to be your Sgt. to do it either. You sir, are the idiot. Jeff has always been there when you needed a Sgt and he has never jammed anyone since I've known him. We lost a great Sgt when he left. 7:29 PM must be a DOG!

11/25/2008 12:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A good Sgt is on that comes when I call, leaves me alone on my jobs. Most importantly, doesn't find work for the troops or makes a caper out of 19p or a RD# advising warrants

11/25/2008 01:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the 010 District 3rd watch has the WORST sgt.'s in CPD.......anyone else agree???

This has to be coming from the best dam police officer in the entire city I am sure.. anyone else agree??

11/25/2008 03:37:00 PM  
Blogger Spartan said...

As the ghost of revolver police drives slowly through the streets of 023, in his box caprice, he wonders what went wrong with one of the best police departments in the country...he looks down at the worn dump pouch on the cracked garrison belt holding his holstered model 19 revolver, and a single tear begins to roll down his cheek...
And then a smile returns to his face, as static crackles over the mic clipped to his faded blue shirt...
"Cars in 23, cars on citywide, in progress...


Now these postings are truly moral boosting. Thank you

11/25/2008 04:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if they go sw i suggest western avenue from 103-111th for local quiet irish pubs in a nice neighborhood.


yeah because a bunch of guys from Philly want to go to a "quiet Irish pub" on the hillbilly southside! moron why dont you suggest they drive their houses to town while youre at it hillbilly!

11/24/2008 11:18:00 PM

HAHAHAHAHA

He's is correct, only fools live on the southside. Go Cubs!

11/25/2008 05:56:00 PM  
Blogger kateykakes said...

Thanks for all the responses. I'm going to pass them all on.

I hope the Philly guys have a great time while in Chicago. I plan on taking a trip out in late spring/early summer, and it would be great to meet you all.

and so you know Im genuine, my faborite tastykakes are the peanut butter kakes... the chocolate kakes are good too

Actually, kateykakes are the yummiest! HA! :p

My fave is the Butterscotch Krimpet, followed by the Peanut Butter Kandy Kakes. Good stuff!

11/25/2008 06:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Ro said...

Hope everyone is feeling better. Been down with it myself.

11/25/2008 06:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Save your hating for the enemy on the street you jerkoffs.

11/25/2008 07:57:00 AM

RELAX, KID!!! I believe what the north side author was trying to say is the nice thing about the south side versus the north side is if your neighborhood south goes bad you can simply lower the wheels, remove the blocks, and drive your house to a different neighborhood!!! BWHAHAHAHAHHAHA fuckin idiot!

11/25/2008 09:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
A good Sgt is on that comes when I call, leaves me alone on my jobs. Most importantly, doesn't find work for the troops or makes a caper out of 19p or a RD# advising warrants

11/25/2008 01:49:00 PM

You have no idea what a Supervisors is being paid to do. You must be a Super cop or something, huh? You think on-views don't happen? You want Supervisors hiding in the same hole your in? Please....... Your "idea" of a good supervisor sounds more like a description of your dog. Here supervisor, come! Sit, stay! You realize how dumb you sound? Hey, Po without a clue, take the promotion test and then see how long you last sitting back waiting for all your Po's to respect you... KMA Please stop sharing your ignorant wisdom and ideas. Those "capers" are called "C.Y.A.". You go get sued on your own time..... Dont involve other Officers and Supervisors because you "Know it all". Another 2-3 year wonder......

11/26/2008 12:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More uplifting excerpts from the NY Times:

OP-ED COLUMNIST
All Fall Down
By THOMAS L. FRIEDMAN

Published: November 25, 2008

Link: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/
11/26/opinion/26friedman.html?_r=1&hp

"...Lewis also tracked down Steve Eisman, the hedge fund investor who early on saw through the subprime mortgages and shorted the companies engaged in them, like Long Beach Financial, owned by Washington Mutual.

“Long Beach Financial,” wrote Lewis, “was moving money out the door as fast as it could, few questions asked, in loans built to self-destruct. It specialized in asking homeowners with bad credit and no proof of income to put no money down and defer interest payments for as long as possible. In Bakersfield, Calif., a Mexican strawberry picker with an income of $14,000 and no English was lent every penny he needed to buy a house for $720,000.”

Lewis continued: Eisman knew that subprime lenders could be disreputable. “What he underestimated was the total unabashed complicity of the upper class of American capitalism... ‘We always asked the same question,’ says Eisman. ‘Where are the rating agencies in all of this? And I’d always get the same reaction. It was a smirk.’ He called Standard & Poor’s and asked what would happen to default rates if real estate prices fell. The man at S.& P. couldn’t say; its model for home prices had no ability to accept a negative number. ‘They were just assuming home prices would keep going up,’ Eisman says.”

That’s how we got here — a near total breakdown of responsibility at every link in our financial chain, and now we either bail out the people who brought us here or risk a total systemic crash. These are the wages of our sins. I used to say our kids will pay dearly for this. But actually, it’s our problem. For the next few years we’re all going to be working harder for less money and fewer government services — if we’re lucky.


America: the land of opportunity. Let the good times roll.

11/26/2008 09:01:00 AM  
Anonymous irish woman of colour said...

If they go NW ask some guys up there for good bars, if they go sw i suggest western avenue from 103-111th for local quiet irish pubs in a nice neighborhood. While obviously division st is a big tourist spot for bars as is rush street. PLENTY of bars in chicago.

Sexty-sex on Western/69rd is recommended too. Good clean disease-free methodist crowd. No grab ass "curse of the irish" stalkers in there like those on Western/103th-111st.

11/26/2008 09:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I work in 010 on 3rd watch & have no problems with the Sgts in any such way. And the few new Sgt's we've gotten in the past year are really good!

But I'm sure the Sgt in 010 (or anywhere for that matter) know who they have to keep their eyes on! You know those people, the ones on personal concerns, retards w/ a badge, functional morons, ect.

The Sgt's ain't supposed to be your friend or clean up after you like mom!

This job is so EASY! I wonder what the Sgt did to piss you off? Handle your beat? Drop paper? What?!

There are too many police I know who couldn't be greeters at Walmart! Stop complaining! Did you know we get an extra check on the 1st? For nothing!!

11/26/2008 10:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's is correct, only fools live on the southside. Go Cubs!

11/25/2008 05:56:00 PM

Easy there sweet cheeks. I 'm just sitting in my trailer park with my sister/wife and my two-headed child playing the banjo... yes sometimes life is hard on us simple folk, but all we have to do remind ourselves of when the whitesox won the world series in '05 and life isn't so bad.

I'm sure when you're living in your 900 sq foot $700,000 luxury condo, no parking and a closet full of pink and other bright colored shirts you are veerrrry gay, I mean happy and when you get sad, you can always turn to your cubbies who won... ahh...never mind

11/26/2008 04:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just for the record, I agree 010 dist does have the worst sgts. This is probably due to the fact that most of them maded it "meritoursly" , if you know what I mean. Posted by the best boss. HA HA HA

11/26/2008 11:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. SouthSide says---

"...I'm just sitting here in my trailer with my wife/sister and two-headed child playing the banjo..."

HERMANO!!!

11/27/2008 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
A good Sgt is on that comes when I call, leaves me alone on my jobs. Most importantly, doesn't find work for the troops or makes a caper out of 19p or a RD# advising warrants

11/25/2008 01:49:00 PM

You have no idea what a Supervisors is being paid to do. You must be a Super cop or something, huh? You think on-views don't happen? You want Supervisors hiding in the same hole your in? Please....... Your "idea" of a good supervisor sounds more like a description of your dog. Here supervisor, come! Sit, stay! You realize how dumb you sound? Hey, Po without a clue, take the promotion test and then see how long you last sitting back waiting for all your Po's to respect you... KMA Please stop sharing your ignorant wisdom and ideas. Those "capers" are called "C.Y.A.". You go get sued on your own time..... Dont involve other Officers and Supervisors because you "Know it all". Another 2-3 year wonder......

11/26/2008 12:47:00 AM

Take it easy dude. I am going to politely assume that you misread what the first post was saying. He said "A good sgt is "one" that comes when I call" It was a typo.

And I'm a supervisor and I agree with the first post. Drive by and do your check. Let them do their job. Dont create bs for them to do when they're already overwhelmed with bs.

You're okay post one. If post two didn't misunderstand what you said, then he/she is the supervisor you're talking about.

11/27/2008 02:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a PO in 010 I would love to hear which Sgt's are merit and which Sgt's made the grade. Anyone know?

11/28/2008 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a PO in 010 I would love to hear which Sgt's are merit and which Sgt's made the grade. Anyone know?

11/28/2008 09:29:00 AM

No.

11/29/2008 09:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

H -Rod (010th) U R A Moran, they no who u r. U r a PUSSY - cat, u speak 4 ur self. When u look in the mirror hope u see what we see. A useless PUSSY - cat who whines every time a citizen raises a voice, a PUSSY - cat who wants IOD/medical every stubbed toe or jammed finger figuring how to cheat system and collect supp. insurance. Hope ur family dont have too many of ur genes, as u r a disgrace and poor excuse for human existence. Go back & eat ur sandwich in mommies Boosum, where u belong PUSSY - cat.

12/01/2008 12:45:00 AM  

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