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Two males were shot in a fast food restaurant drive-through early Thursday on the Northwest Side.
About 12:30 a.m., an employee at the Burger King restaurant on the 4500 block of West Diversey Avenue called police and said someone was shot in the drive-through, police said.
When police got to the restaurant, the victims were not there but were later found in the 2900 block of North Kolmar Avenue. One victim was shot in the shoulder and the other was shot in the arm, police said.
We might not be prepared for a terror incident the size of India's, but we know damn sure how to build a sandwich that will stop gang conflict in it's tracks.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 9:17 AM
76 Comments:
does this get classified as a drive-thru, drive-by?
i will drop a french fry to the floor...never ordered a whopper with blood on it...is that a special order item thru the holidays?
time for an outdoor roll call immediately followed by a super sandbag seat belt mission to punish the poor working people who happen to live in this area. squad, give me an event number for operation sandbag seat belt mission so i can be a pimp for the city.
If they would have died, the M.E. could've condemmed their bodies right there in the drive-up. Then the Wagon could hall their carcasses right to that Casey-Polish funeral home just west of there.
Thats what I call the city that works..........
She got fired
can somesone explain the burger king reference in regards to this person. Did she make some ass comment about something in the past? I'm pretty sure she is very qualified for her position. right?
Two things I noticed, Is that Hitney face on badge? Also I never realized how decorated she is, Democratic Ribbon and Crime Ribbon? Wow i'm impressed! What's the third some bs caps ribbon?
The password for free Whoppers (with cheese) at 6-6 & Stony is...
CRUMP-HALES
What a fuckin' worthless dildo.
O.T.-----Who wants to start a pool, guessing how long it will take the media to catch on to the fact that the new commander of a/3 v/c (WHICH INVESTIGATES SEX CRIMES) is the Lt. from 18, who was charged with sexual assault in Michigan, and plead guilty to a reduced offense?
Is the fox in charge of the hen house?
RONALD MC D WON'T BE HAPPY! HIS TRAINEE'S MISSED THE TWO CHALK OUTLINES IN THE DRIVE THRU, THEREBY JACKING THE BUSINESS FOR THE DAY. DAMN DAMN DAWN! NEVER SEND A BOY TO DO A CLOWN'S JOB.
Anonymous said...
Anyone have any thoughts on Carter? Not many here know him.
11/27/2008 07:58:00 AM
Sgt. Wooten, stop trying to incite someone to write some bullshit in hopes you can try and get others to see him in a negative light since you could not dig up any shit on him. You gave enough favors to the bosses and officers around him in hopes they would fuck over him.
He dumped you years and years ago. Get over it!
11/27/2008 08:49:00 PM
SGT WOOTEN SAYS:
BUT I STILL LOVE HIM. I GAVE HIM AND OTHERS THE BEST PARTS OF MY BODY FOR YEARS TO HELP ADVANCE HIS CAREER. NOW LOOK WHAT HE HAS DONE. I STILL LOVE HIM AND WOULD GIVE MORE OF MY BODY TO THERS TO GET HIM BACK.
Crump-Hales got the
"merely breathing" ribbons for the 1996 Democratic Convention and "crime reduction". What's the other one?
Lillie be da REAL PO-leece!
Its the fault of the guns, too many guns out there.
Another Month Almost GONE, still NO sign of a CONTRACT or anything even Close, with the F.L.O.P. cuddled up nice and warm with the City Hall corruptionists, ready for their long winter naps. Have fun paying you family and Christmas Bills on your salary of 2005-2006 and current 2009 prices. Thanks Daley, I'm sure all YOUR 2008 and Christmas Bills are already paid in full, ASS-FACE..
Got a good one for you SCC,
As I was getting off midnights I heard Commander Meander Mealer's sound bite on WBBM radio. A infant was taken from a car in 17. Mealer gives up that "his" officers spotted the offender on a previous shots fired call. Offender not in custody and the baby isn't found.
Now what do you think this freak who stole an infant from a parents vehicle is going to to with a defenseless infant? What do you think a guy like that would do to hide the evidence Mike and Kevin?
Mealer and Anderson: promotions that fuck police work. Even I know don't give up this info, not even in an movie. I'm so sick of my bosses. All the work we did on this job to have it destroyed by incompetent bosses. The worst part is this is a kid, not an A.N.O.V.
Leave Lillie alone! Just leave her alone!!!!!!!!!!!!
Had a good laugh especially the picture of Hitney in the star.
It's a disgrace that a person of this rank would wear the wrong tie and her department ribbons in the wrong order or maybe even upside-down in her "official" photograph.
The burger/criminal reform program has been a failure in every fast food chain in which it's ever been tried. Just look at McDonald's failure in reforming the infamous "hamburgler". Despite Ronald McDonald's efforts, he just can't be reformed.
The CRUMPSTER - not the BRightest bulb in the box, or the SHARPEST knife in the drawer, or the TALLEST weed in the ghetto, but she sho' can make a mean WHOPPER, Oh yea' ya'll go gurl!
OT:
this was a line taken from a previous post....
"We want are retro money."
If this is not a joke it is a damn good reason to keep up the college requirement for police. A typo or misspelling is one thing but some shit is just pitiful.
Admit it....you have looked at someone's case report and wondered if they even have a GED.
Have you seen this week's edition of the Reader?
Front page headline reads, "Chicago forks over more money in lawsuits against the Police than L.A., Houston, Phoenix, Philly and Dallas put together."
Didn't get it their way!
Next time take what we give you.
Is she related to Paul CRUMP, the last convicted murderer to be executed in the Illinois electric chair?
A drive-by in the drive-through?? Where's the irony in that?
I don't know if it's new, or I just have completely lost my "trained observer" status over the years but I just noticed a certain Sgt's face is on the star in that pic...thanks for yet another laugh at the expense of the terminally stupid.
Hey anyone still have that pic of commander that is a dude but looks like a grandma with too much make up?
Anonymous said...
Hey anyone still have that pic of commander that is a dude but looks like a grandma with too much make up?
11/28/2008 05:41:00 PM
You mean Denny Keane, I am sure. Its a bad picture, but I assure you, working housing years ago when Denny was a sgt in 012...he is a PRINCE. Lets leave dennis alone.
did anyone else notice the picture that is on the "commanders" star in the picture... priceless
did they at least get there burgers first
Do Burger King serve their burgers on the fire or under fire?
Yep its the same LT. Only in Chicago???????????????????????
5:12 PM
The last Illinois execution using the electric chair occurred on August 24, 1962 at the Cook Co. Jail.
James DUKES was electrocuted for the June 16, 1956 murder of CPD Det. John BLYTH near 4711 S. Wells St.
Paul CRUMP was convicted of murder but was never executed.
Another cloutbaby who should have been fired but instead gets promoted. A pervert in charge of sex crimes? Hmmmmmm
Thanks for the laugh SCC, it's helping me fight off my flu bug. Who would've thought that my DC would do something useful to help me?
GCG
Another cloutbaby who should have been fired but instead gets promoted. A pervert in charge of sex crimes? Hmmmmmm
11/28/2008 06:48:00 PM
DW, heard he grabbed a fat gas station clerk's ass up in Kalamazoo, got pinched, then after a large sum appeared in her bank account she refused to move forward with the charges. Same tactic as Sgt, soon to be Lt JB, Pestka's kid.
That is funny shit! Who will be dumped in the next bloodletting? The airport commander, and traffic commnader? Ready set go!! And when Leo screws up with the 400 goodbye to him, "More oil, more body oil"!! WOOOO
Anonymous said...
can somesone explain the burger king reference in regards to this person. Did she make some ass comment about something in the past? I'm pretty sure she is very qualified for her position. right?
11/28/2008 10:57:00 AM
Hey Turd, you are not the real police or you would know. keep the fuck off our blog if you are going to make inquisitions like that.
Another Month Almost GONE, still NO sign of a CONTRACT or anything even Close, with the F.L.O.P. cuddled up nice and warm with the City Hall corruptionists, ready for their long winter naps. Have fun paying you family and Christmas Bills on your salary of 2005-2006 and current 2009 prices. Thanks Daley, I'm sure all YOUR 2008 and Christmas Bills are already paid in full, ASS-FACE..
11/28/2008 02:15:00 PM
Well, keep waiting. Daley will stall our contract until after he finds out if the Olympics are coming to Chicago. Nothing will be done until he knows that. All money is going to the Olympic nonsense and then he'll start moving money around when he knows that all that extra Olympic money will be rolling in........And when the Olympics are over Chicago will be completely bankrupt like every other city that has hosted them. Fan-fuckin-tastic.
OT:
this was a line taken from a previous post....
"We want are retro money."
If this is not a joke it is a damn good reason to keep up the college requirement for police. A typo or misspelling is one thing but some shit is just pitiful.
Admit it....you have looked at someone's case report and wondered if they even have a GED.
11/28/2008 04:13:00 PM
Throw this one in too, unbelieveable....................
Do Burger King serve their burgers on the fire or under fire?
11/28/2008 06:08:00 PM
Help me. I am an exempt member who has been diagnosed as a sadistic psychopath. I enjoy aggravating my subordinates. I can't help myself.
What shall I do? I want to stay anonymous.
016 District Worker said...
Two things I noticed, Is that Hitney face on badge? Also I never realized how decorated she is, Democratic Ribbon and Crime Ribbon? Wow i'm impressed! What's the third some bs caps ribbon?
11/28/2008 10:57:00 AM
That's the DNC ribbon...UPSIDEDOWN!!!!!!!!!! Yep, some true hibbity-jibbity there!!! Don't even know which way the flag should bes disssplaysed...mmm hmmm....
grand xing said...
The password for free Whoppers (with cheese) at 6-6 & Stony is...
CRUMP-HALES
What a fuckin' worthless dildo.
11/28/2008 12:18:00 PM
Typical Grand X-ing...the B-K is on 73rd and Stony...it's da MACK donals on 66th...another fine case of hibbity-jibbity...mmmm hmmmm...
Hey, check out Shave's report on Obama today. Very interesting.
"What shall I do? I want to stay anonymous.
11/28/2008 09:28:00 PM"
Okay, I'll bite.
Don't worry, you'll blend in with the crowd, like you always have.
Rumor has it that old silly Lillie will have a lawsuit pending aginst her very shortly in 003 just like the one she lost in 002 a few years ago. Too much crossing the line with the white officers. Stay tuned for the fallout. Supposedly downtown got wind of it and J-Fed has Captain plans for her just like TW who went form TRU to 008. She should have the bars on again before her retirement next year. Good things happen to good people and ...... well you know.
Help me. I am an exempt member who has been diagnosed as a sadistic psychopath. I enjoy aggravating my subordinates. I can't help myself.
What shall I do? I want to stay anonymous.
Your the 3rd watch Captain in 020 arent you?
OT:
this was a line taken from a previous post....
"We want are retro money."
If this is not a joke it is a damn good reason to keep up the college requirement for police. A typo or misspelling is one thing but some shit is just pitiful.
Admit it....you have looked at someone's case report and wondered if they even have a GED.
11/28/2008 04:13:00 PM
A college degree DOES NOT guarantee that a person can spell. Neither does a Catholic school education.
Hey anyone still have that pic of commander that is a dude but looks like a grandma with too much make up?
11/28/2008 05:41:00 PM
Lay off him. One of the best bosses on the job.
U SHOULD USE THE BOSSES PICTURE MORE IT HAS 2 PISS THEM OFF.
CRUMP is a fucking joke. Event # for this, event # for that. Also, every detail available(ei. district bike team) is not offered to all P.O.s, she just chooses whoever she wants to place in those spots and doesnt give workers a chance to be in those spots.God I miss Brown and Franklin.
Who is her clout? is it urkel "I will raise you taxes again" stroger! the ugly bitch just keeps going and going and j-fed is "improving" the dept? I think not!
Anonymous said...
Help me. I am an exempt member who has been diagnosed as a sadistic psychopath. I enjoy aggravating my subordinates. I can't help myself.
What shall I do? I want to stay anonymous.
Your the 3rd watch Captain in 020 arent you?
11/29/2008 06:09:00 AM
Ask yourself if you would like to be treated that way. Ask if you would like your son or daughter to be treated that way.
Then, finally, get a good defense lawyer because the new trend is to sue bad bosses. Ask jimmy carroll. His day of reconning is set for the docket.
It's a medical fact that bad bosses contribute to heart disease.
Wasn't Andy Taylor's girlfriend named Lilly Crump? Schoolteacher, Mayberry, N.C., right?
Help me. I am an exempt member who has been diagnosed as a sadistic psychopath. I enjoy aggravating my subordinates. I can't help myself.
What shall I do? I want to stay anonymous.
Your the 3rd watch Captain in 020 arent you?
Just another Boss who like making others miserable just like he is. But the capt fits in with the other bosses. Hurry and get out
EEEE-HEEE HEEE -HEEE HEEE, this gets funnier by the Day!!!....
Anonymous said...
Rumor has it that old silly Lillie will have a lawsuit pending aginst her very shortly in 003 just like the one she lost in 002 a few years ago. Too much crossing the line with the white officers. Stay tuned for the fallout. Supposedly downtown got wind of it and J-Fed has Captain plans for her just like TW who went form TRU to 008. She should have the bars on again before her retirement next year. Good things happen to good people and ...... well you know.
11/29/2008 04:21:00 AM
Bob? Is that you? or your "reliable source"?
Do Not think that the seatbelt misions aren't important! You must have less than 15-20 years on the job! You say that good old crime fighting, (i.e. knowing, and then locking up the bangers) isn't a crime tool? Who the hell are you? There has been a shooting-Do we ask the guys "cops" from the hood what and who do we know? NO!!! You good for nothing 15-20 year vet! FU! Today we sandbag the person (i.e. the 23 year old female teacher from IOWA that is here to teach our children in a CPS system with a "Cell Phone" violation (because she is on the pnone with her dad because he is concerned about her). Thast how we fight crime! We have made our own bed now it is time to pull up the covers and lye in death! GOD HELP US ALL!!!!
Anonymous said...
Rumor has it that old silly Lillie will have a lawsuit pending aginst her very shortly in 003 just like the one she lost in 002 a few years ago. Too much crossing the line with the white officers. Stay tuned for the fallout. Supposedly downtown got wind of it and J-Fed has Captain plans for her just like TW who went form TRU to 008. She should have the bars on again before her retirement next year. Good things happen to good people and ...... well you know.
11/29/2008 04:21:00 AM
Bob? Is that you? or your "reliable source"?
Someone needs to control her. Hopefully this is no rumor because she is definitely a HATER. One would have thought that after one lawsuit she lost for her racist behavior the department would have dumped her then.
The only thing saving 003 is the fact that #1 the University of Chicago wants all the land from virtually King to Stony from 60th to 67th. And #2 if we get the Olympics, 003 is going to look like Hyde Park.
Unfortunately for Crump-Hales, 003 has 39 homicides which is the most in 10 years in 003. Too bad for her too, because shootings are actually down in 003...
Burglaries and robberies are UP too.
And throw some cheese on it!! would that complete your order...aw shit ive been shot!! next window please
This sawed off munchkin is one of the reasons this dept. became such a joke. This idiot shouldnt carry a gun. BK is where she should work .
I'm just waiting. The day Pestka's kid make's Lt is the day I finally call the National Enquirer with my story. I cash in on so many levels. Oh sweet revenge.
Rumor has it that old silly Lillie will have a lawsuit pending aginst her very shortly in 003 just like the one she lost in 002 a few years ago. Too much crossing the line with the white officers. Stay tuned for the fallout. Supposedly downtown got wind of it and J-Fed has Captain plans for her just like TW who went form TRU to 008. She should have the bars on again before her retirement next year. Good things happen to good people and ...... well you know.
11/29/2008 04:21:00 AM
it wasnt her...it was perry that was sued
The 3rd watch Captain in 020 is a pompus ass. He wont let you see or call for your assignment until after 2100.
He split up partners that have been working together for years. he answers with " they are my cars and I do with them what I want".
He harasses us by saying " I want double digit traffic numbers from everybody". He belittles you in roll call by saying your activity is under par. He then states I have nothing else and walks out.
Who ever this ass hat thinks he is, we think he is a total and complete incompetent jerk.
His homelife is a wreck. We wont even go into that subject. So he comes to work and takes it out on us. Please 35th and Michigan. I like working in this district but I and everybody else are misserable working for this man. Please send him elsewhere. Because we dont anything for him now. Please help us!!
FACT:
Unfortunately for Crump-Hales, 003 has 39 homicides which is the most in 10 years in 003. Too bad for her too, because shootings are actually down in 003...
Burglaries and robberies are UP too.
FACT:
Old silly Lillie will have a lawsuit pending against her very shortly in 003 just like the one she lost in 002 a few years ago.
FACT:
Too much crossing the line with the white officers.
FACT:
It's a disgrace that a person of this rank would wear the wrong tie and her department ribbons in the wrong order or maybe even upside-down in her "official" photograph.
RUMOR: BUT WILL BE A A FACT SOON:
Supposedly downtown got wind of it and J-Fed has Captain plans for her just like TW who went form TRU to 008. She should have the bars on again before her retirement next year.
FACT:
100% pure GHETTO. Talks the talk and walks the walk. Hopefully downtown will see through all this and tell her clout she is an embarassment and must once again, God willing, be hidden away in a WC closet.
Good luck 003 district. It's your turn now. We all had our day in the box with this incompetent, ignorant goof.
DOWNTOWN WAKE UP, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE AND THE DAMAGE CANNOT BE REPAIRED!!!!
Wasn't Andy Taylor's girlfriend named Lilly Crump? Schoolteacher, Mayberry, N.C., right?
Helen Crump
Mr. SouthSide says---
Helen Crump used to be in my spank bank.
Rumor has it that old silly Lillie will have a lawsuit pending aginst her very shortly in 003 just like the one she lost in 002 a few years ago. Too much crossing the line with the white officers. Stay tuned for the fallout. Supposedly downtown got wind of it and J-Fed has Captain plans for her just like TW who went form TRU to 008. She should have the bars on again before her retirement next year. Good things happen to good people and ...... well you know.
11/29/2008 04:21:00 AM
it wasnt her...it was perry that was sued
Wrong she was Perry's Tac Lt. in 002 and was part of the suit...
The 3rd watch Captain in 020 is a pompus ass. He wont let you see or call for your assignment until after 2100.
He split up partners that have been working together for years. he answers with " they are my cars and I do with them what I want".
He harasses us by saying " I want double digit traffic numbers from everybody". He belittles you in roll call by saying your activity is under par. He then states I have nothing else and walks out.
Who ever this ass hat thinks he is, we think he is a total and complete incompetent jerk.
His homelife is a wreck. We wont even go into that subject. So he comes to work and takes it out on us. Please 35th and Michigan. I like working in this district but I and everybody else are misserable working for this man. Please send him elsewhere. Because we dont anything for him now. Please help us!!
And you bitched about Anderson.....
no post from kateycakes?.....Disappointed!
Anonymous said...
The 3rd watch Captain in 020 is a pompus ass. He wont let you see or call for your assignment until after 2100.
He split up partners that have been working together for years. he answers with " they are my cars and I do with them what I want".
He harasses us by saying " I want double digit traffic numbers from everybody". He belittles you in roll call by saying your activity is under par. He then states I have nothing else and walks out.
Who ever this ass hat thinks he is, we think he is a total and complete incompetent jerk.
His homelife is a wreck. We wont even go into that subject. So he comes to work and takes it out on us. Please 35th and Michigan. I like working in this district but I and everybody else are misserable working for this man. Please send him elsewhere. Because we dont anything for him now. Please help us!!
And you bitched about Anderson.....
12/01/2008 11:52:00 AM
BRING BACK ANDERSON of anyone who can act like an adult
Rumor has it that old silly Lillie will have a lawsuit pending aginst her very shortly in 003 just like the one she lost in 002 a few years ago. Too much crossing the line with the white officers. Stay tuned for the fallout. Supposedly downtown got wind of it and J-Fed has Captain plans for her just like TW who went form TRU to 008. She should have the bars on again before her retirement next year. Good things happen to good people and ...... well you know.
11/29/2008 04:21:00 AM
it wasnt her...it was perry that was sued
Wrong she was Perry's Tac Lt. in 002 and was part of the suit...
She was part of the suit and both WHITE officers won and were monetarily compensated because of the hatred displayed by Crump and Perry. This is all public information folks. These haters cannot hide.
She was part of the suit and both WHITE officers won and were monetarily compensated because of the hatred displayed by Crump and Perry. This is all public information folks. These haters cannot hide.
Three white femaile supervisors won that suit and were monetarily compensated, and nothing was done to Perry or Hales, she went on to be a Capt. and now Cmdr....
She was part of the suit and both WHITE officers won and were monetarily compensated because of the hatred displayed by Crump and Perry. This is all public information folks. These haters cannot hide.
12/01/2008 10:25:00 PM
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Actually it was THREE white officers who won. One is a retired Lt, one is a Lt and the other is a Cpt now.
Roche, Sullivan, and Lipman sued Perry in 002, Crump did Perrys dirty work. The suit was settled last year. This was reported in the Tribune or Sun-Times.
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