Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Dumb Kid

Where the hell are his parents?

This picture was on the front page of the Tribune's website for a good portion of the day yesterday. Evidently, this kid has (A) never seen the movie "A Christmas Story" and (B) never seen anybody in his neighborhood walking a dog.

Open post in the meantime.

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48 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obviously a southsider. More than likely raised by a Sox fan...

12/17/2008 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We can collectively agree that this is NOT I repeat NOT a photo of J-Fed in his youth. As evidenced by the size of that lads cranium. Its way to small to be the fearless leader of the Chicago Police Department.

12/17/2008 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-fed as a kid on a double dog dare.

12/17/2008 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous old school filmore said...

JUST ANOTHER REASON WHY THIS JOB WILL NEVER BE THE SAME:

A blanket CR number was obtained in 011 last week by the 1st watch W/C for the following "infraction":

Seems a certain midnight officer transplanted from 018 on "light duty" (NOT a male, white officer...perhaps just the complete opposite) felt offended because the "Station Housed Inventory Tracking" desk she regularly works at (hides behind) had the first letter of each word hi-lighted. She complained to the W/C that she felt the improvised acronym "S.H.I.T" was directed at her personally. And the useless female W/C (initials L.F.) ACTUALLY TOOK THE BEEF!!!! What in the world has happened to this job? This incident ranks a close second to the time Sgt. "Tricky" got a blanket CR on any/all 011th District male officers with access to the men's locker room, claiming some unknown officer(s) put an unknown, smelly substance into his locker. This sure as hell ain't your Dad's department anymore. This is just another sad example of why the smarter guys on this job distance themselves from the majority of coppers. Jesus, I miss the good old days.

12/17/2008 12:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never eat yellow snow!

12/17/2008 01:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All you can do is smile, shake your head, get him unstuck, and say "Seemed like a good idea at the time, huh?"

12/17/2008 02:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

now that's pretty funny.

12/17/2008 05:49:00 AM  
Blogger kateykakes said...

The kid's parents probably took the pic.

How much snow did you all get? It started snowing here yesterday and then changed to rain.

I hate winter. I wish summer would hurry and get here.

12/17/2008 06:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Future fireman

12/17/2008 07:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dumb Ass kid. He'll probably grow up to be a federal agent.

12/17/2008 08:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey how about some details on what guns Blago had in chicago?

12/17/2008 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This kid will sue the city and get rich.

12/17/2008 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ARE YOU SURE THAT THIS ISN'T A PHOTO OF J-F*CK^DUP LICKING UP TO HIS KING DICKHEAD???

12/17/2008 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor Shortshanks gathers the media together to show off a new snow removal system that will allow the city to divert more money to obtaining the 2016 games.

12/17/2008 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

old school filmore said...
JUST ANOTHER REASON WHY THIS JOB WILL NEVER BE THE SAME:

A blanket CR number was obtained in 011 last week by the 1st watch W/C for the following "infraction":

Seems a certain midnight officer transplanted from 018 on "light duty" (NOT a male, white officer...perhaps just the complete opposite) felt offended because the "Station Housed Inventory Tracking" desk she regularly works at (hides behind) had the first letter of each word hi-lighted. She complained to the W/C that she felt the improvised acronym "S.H.I.T".............

So if this Officer is just a plain asshole, that's what he or she is...
I'm a little lost on why his or her race has anything to do with this?

12/17/2008 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CLTV is reporting- That yesterday all of the city' snow plows/salt trucks were out and plowing. Matt Smith was shown talking about 3300 miles of streets and side streets takes time.

This news story leads me to a thought and a question. Either all you coppers are liars, or CLTV is carry'n the Kool-Aid for the City.

My belief is that posters here are telling the truth, and the City is Lying.

Is it possible that the City is not plowing in order to use the money saved to pay us our retro-checks. Hell, that should have been saved by now since we are only getting 1% for the first 2 years of our new contract, and 2% for the remaining 3 years.

12/17/2008 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Screw said...

It's time for Screw's open post rant!

Why does my son need to learn Spanish from the shows he likes to watch? Dora, Diego, Handy Manny, Sesame Street?

It's not that I don't want my son to learn another language, but Spanish isn't one of them. In fact he's about ZERO percent hispanic and I am having trouble finding shows that speak the other languages my wife and I are interested in teaching him.

If we examine the demographics of Chicago we would find that the population is diverse. Where are the children's shows that are in half Polish, Italian, Gaelic, Korean, Chinese or Swahili?

Yet another aspect of this; these shows are on national channels... you know... in America where our national language is English?

Every other country teaches English as a second language... maybe we should switch to Chinese instead of pushing the language of a very small percentage of our population.

That's what liberalism is all about: making the fewest amount of people happy while ignoring the majority.

12/17/2008 11:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-Fed would being wearing his CPD uniform that he did not earn. He is a want-a-be Chicago Police Officer, he will always be the Fed

12/17/2008 12:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If this picture was taken in the any of all the ghetto districts in Chicago (obviuously it wasn't), that kid would be licking some human piss, crunching on a hypo needle and licking some left over "blow".

Another Christmas without a decent raise or contract. Mayor Scruge Daley says "Ba Humbug Police - Fuck You Idiots - Chew on a piece of Coal"

12/17/2008 12:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You got to be kidding me SCC! A dumb kid? What does every little kid do in the world when they see snow for the first time of the season of the first few years of their childhood playing outside with friends? Make snow forts, build snowmen, have snow ball fights, and yes, eat snow.

Real nice calling the kid dumb.

Also real nice yelling out where are the parents! how many posts do you have on here calling out parents of kids shot, failing school, acting a fool, etc? Now parents are horrible for letting their kids eat snow?

As for the reference to the movie. I am sure a majority of the kids who seen the movie have tried that in the cold with their tongues. It is called growing up. You try things, when they do not go so well, you do not do them again.

Would wondering what you childhood was growing up? Did you parents not let you out on your own to explore and learn? When you came back hurt a little or something and they told you not to do that again, you understood not to do it again.

The kids is not out there shooting other kids and selling drugs. he is being a kid

12/17/2008 01:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, he's gonna sue the city, and have lots of cash for next year.

12/17/2008 01:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, how I miss the old days in 025 when we had the shower shitter. Alas, he has retired or moved on to better things.

12/17/2008 01:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since its open post time:

From the Daily Herald concerning NIU Police Chief Donald Grady and student Maria Ruiz Santana, one of the victims from the NIU Valentine’s Day Shooting:


This semester, Maria took a full course load, including a sociology class taught by Grady. She's also in the midst of an internship with the NIU police, ..., and preparing to graduate in 2009 with a bachelor's degree.
With her new friend Chief Grady serving as her mentor, Maria is pursuing a career as a police officer. On her 21st birthday, she obtained a firearm owner's ID card - so she can learn how to shoot a gun and not be afraid of a gunshot sound.


If you care to read Jamie Sotonoff’s full article, you can find it here:

http://www.dailyherald.com/special/08/niu/stories/santana2/

--civilian supporter--

12/17/2008 01:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha. MY friend's kid just pulled a Flick the other day. ow he's walking around with the tip of his tongue hurting pretty bad. Silly little bugger.

12/17/2008 01:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Station Housed Inventory Tracking" desk she regularly works at (hides behind) had the first letter of each word hi-lighted. She complained to the W/C that she felt the improvised acronym "S.H.I.T" was directed at her personally.


I remember when that used to stand for the Special Housing Intervention Team. That was when SOS took over the projects after See Aych Ay (4.9) poh-leeces got canned.

12/17/2008 01:41:00 PM  
Anonymous RODDY BLOGGO said...

Hey!
Roddy Bloggo

Sure Looks Like The Stuttering Prick/Shortshanks In His Younger Yrs!

Practicing His KMAing On A Hydrant So He Could Know What It Feels Like When He took Over The Mayor's Office aka The "Money Machine"

Don't I Know About That Cookie Jar Eh?

Good Shoot By Your Officers, Altar Boy Got What He deserved,Stay Safe Out There, Back Up Your Brothers & Sisters In Blue ALWAYS!

12/17/2008 02:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She complained to the W/C that she felt the improvised acronym "S.H.I.T" was directed at her personally. And the useless female W/C (initials L.F.) ACTUALLY TOOK THE BEEF!!!!


As for the WC what do you expect from someone that came from R and D. She is clueless. I need to start throwing my race card around since obama is going to be president. He is part white isn't he?

12/17/2008 02:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's it...I can't take Roe Conn anymore...just can't. Sucking up to some idiot from IDOT telling the listeners what a great job they did.....

12/17/2008 02:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was thinking along those same lines.

You don't know where that fire hydrant has been.

12/17/2008 03:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe he was triple dog dared.

Which would be a breach of schoolyard dare etiquette if the dare challenger skipped straight from the double dog dare right over the triple dare, and on to the triple dog dare.

12/17/2008 03:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1217081mugyear20.html

hey guys check this out notice the trend

12/17/2008 03:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

kateykakes ooks like she is already dressed for summer! Ay yai yai!

12/17/2008 07:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder howmany dogs have pee'd on that hydrant?

12/17/2008 08:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that an old picture of richie "stupid is as stupid does?"

12/17/2008 09:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THATS HOW GENE SIMMONS ( KISS) STRETCHED HIS TOUNGE. HHHMMMMM I WONDER IF IT WOULD WORK USING ANOTHER BODY PART.

12/17/2008 09:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, Don't get your undies in a bunch. Take a good look at that weirdly shaped orange hydrant. There's no way it's in Chicago.

There are probably lots of communities outside of Chi-town where it's perfectly safe to lick snow off the odd fire hydrant.

On the other hand, your point about poor Flick is well taken.

12/17/2008 09:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The kids ok as long as he stays on top of the hydrant. Only a Geat Dane or wino can piss that high. You would have a point if he were below the hose connections.

12/17/2008 10:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's time for Screw's open post rant!

Why does my son need to learn Spanish from the shows he likes to watch? Dora, Diego, Handy Manny, Sesame Street?-----------


Hello! I don't know what city you live in but Spanish is all over this town. I think it is great that my kids can speak spanish. I cant wait until they can learn it in school. The hispanic community is running this country! Deal with it --I have!

12/18/2008 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, how I miss the old days in 025 when we had the shower shitter. Alas, he has retired or moved on to better things.

12/17/2008 01:28:00 PM
Please clarify did he shit in the shower or he shat like a shower?

12/18/2008 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"THATS HOW GENE SIMMONS ( KISS) STRETCHED HIS TOUNGE. HHHMMMMM I WONDER IF IT WOULD WORK USING ANOTHER BODY PART.

12/17/2008 09:41:00 PM"


Try it and let us know how well it works for you.

12/18/2008 02:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Oh, how I miss the old days in 025 when we had the shower shitter. Alas, he has retired or moved on to better things.

12/17/2008 01:28:00 PM
Please clarify did he shit in the shower or he shat like a shower?

12/18/2008 12:55:00 AM


HE SHIT IN THE SHOWER ROOM

12/18/2008 11:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Pig Master General said...

Seems a certain midnight officer transplanted from 018 on "light duty" (NOT a male, white officer...perhaps just the complete opposite) felt offended because the "Station Housed Inventory Tracking" desk she regularly works at (hides behind) had the first letter of each word hi-lighted. She complained to the W/C that she felt the improvised acronym "S.H.I.T".............

So if this Officer is just a plain asshole, that's what he or she is...
I'm a little lost on why his or her race has anything to do with this?

If it needs to be "splained" to you office, then you are the most obtuse individual in the department.

But fear not, I will offer an explanation to the your woefully ignorant mellon.

If it was a M-2 that articulated the same concerns, the same officer would be waved off by the W/C, (as he should be), and told to go out and get some parkers.

So endeth the lesson.

Now go out and get some parkers.

12/18/2008 12:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obviously a southsider. More than likely raised by a Sox fan...

yeah if it was a cubs fan his tounge would have been on a pole

12/18/2008 12:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Screw said...

"Deal with it --I have!"

Dealing with it and totally laying down and getting fucked in the ass are two different things.

I wonder what would happen if I moved my family to Mexico and refused to learn Spanish. Would the local school offer classes in English or have bi-lingual teachers to accommodate a language that is not their own? How many children's tv shows would be in half English? Would I or my family be eligible for government assistance?

I'm not dealing with it, and I'm not a pacifist. I'm not laying down and letting foreigners corrupt American culture. When my children get to school I will be quite outspoken about Spanish in the classroom, and of course, the only recourse a liberal has is to call me a bigot.

By the way... from Chicago census:

White 42.0%

Hispanic or Latino 26.0%

Deal with it.

12/18/2008 12:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A blanket CR number was obtained in 011 last week by the 1st watch W/C for the following "infraction":

What exactly is a "blanket" CR#? It sounds soooooooo sinister but in reality its a CR on UNKNOWN officers which is just a waste of paper and time and isn't going anywhere. Its ridiculous in a way but its just an easy way for a supervisor to satisfy some beefer without doing any harm and insulating himself from the CR# IAD will get on him for not taking the stupid beef in the first place.

My take is there is no room for common sense anymore in this dept. Its all about following the rules and regs and that is why this job is getting worse and worse and crime is up and policing is down. The dept wastes more time and energy worrying about stupid stuff and the battle on the streets is secondary.

20 on, 10 to go and disgusted by it all.

12/18/2008 03:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seems a certain midnight officer transplanted from 018 on "light duty"

By transplanted do you mean transferred because I am wondering what good would transferring a light duty copper would do for a district. Before you liberals get your panties in a bunch I've been light duty and people can eneter contact cards anywhere. The openings are for street personnel shortages not cripples. So the real question is not "what kind of person would initiate a blanket CR for this mess" but instead what kind of a blow job from a crippled asshole can you get that would make you sign off on a transfer?"

12/19/2008 03:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Regarding the blanket CR:

There is a possibility that this officer has been harrassed previously. When you are harrassed anonymously by cowards, you get to the point where you want what you are entitled to: a non-hostile work environment. I would love to know how many policemen would allow their wives to be referred to continuously by unsubstantiated titles.

Cowards who will not identify themselves, but who constantly refer to a female coworkers domestic situation, children, sexual acts., etc.

Ironically, the same anonymous males, approach you at work as if you are their best friend. What a joke.

I am not the female officer in question, but if the shit where I work doesn't stop soon, look for another one!!

To the immature men responsible for this shit, grow up, even the other men think you are ridiculous!

12/20/2008 02:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12/20/2008 02:52:00 AM

Go get 'em, sweetcheeks. Now grab me some coffee and come see me in my office. Ya wanna keep your spot, dontcha?

Watch Cmdr.

12/23/2008 04:45:00 PM  

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