Monday, December 15, 2008

The J-Fed Papers

Some time ago, we were approached by member of the inner circle who offered us a glimpse into the inner machinations of the man known as J-Fed. This individual, at great personal risk, placed their career in mortal jeopardy by forwarding us actual documents from the desk of the Superintendent. These papers offer a fascinating insight into the workings of a mind molded by the FBI and give a glimpse into his drive to utterly destroy a big city police department at the behest of a demented dwarf.

We present The J-Fed Papers:


Exhibit #1: Secret Command Staff Code Names; doodle; shopping list?


Exhibit #2 appears to be a preview of the Pre-Turkey Day Massacre during which numerous connected persons were shifted and even demoted as other favors were called in and markers were tallied. It would appear that the Supe follows the blog at times.

Our source has promised further documents as they become available following the meetings of the Policy Group. We are forwarding these to a head-shrinker we know for professional analysis. It should be interesting as the shrink used to profile for the feebs.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy Hi hell he is really cat woman

12/15/2008 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your scans of these two pages of notes suck, I can't read most of it.

12/15/2008 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I missed my calling. I coulda had the Scratching Post Procurement Officer spot!!!!

12/15/2008 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope they're tappin' his wire too. signed "retired but not rewired" cuz he aint nothin but a dancin' fool.

12/15/2008 01:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wait till he starts marking stuff off at the training academy.

12/15/2008 01:32:00 AM  
Blogger Det. Shaved Longcock said...

As a high ranking member of Supt. Jody Weis' Secret Gestapo Police, we will find you SCC and we have ways to make you talk! Those papers in your possession are deemed TOP SECRET and are only intended for Jody Weis' Kool-Aid drinking staff members!

I have a funny feeling once we place bamboo splinters under each of your fingernails prior to ripping off each of your fingernails with needle nose pliers, YOU WILL TALK and tell us who the internal spy is!

And if these tactics don't reveal the information we seek to ascertain, I will have no other choice other to bring the big guy himself in, Jody Weis. This man has been known to knock large strong men over with a single bat of his eyelid! Jody bench presses 500 lbs. on a bad day!

SCC your blogging days are now numbered due to this serious leak of top secret information!

You have been forewarned.


LOL - ROFLMAO

12/15/2008 01:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its truly amazing what you can find when you Google!

12/15/2008 01:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU ARE A FOOL !!!!!!

12/15/2008 01:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

looks like a chinese road map-- the wonderchild j-fed still thinks he can make a difference. to the bozo who never handled a domestic and doesn't know what 19 paul or 19 king means, merry xmas and merry new year, i still haven't written a mover in over a year and never turn my camera on. j-fed is the one who turned me into a pooch. i was a borderline pooch for years but still would get policey once in awhile, but the fbi mastermind came to town and turned me into a 100 percent do nothing dog-- woof woof.

12/15/2008 03:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hearing that there are more changes to come and re-structuring by the 1st period in 2009.

Some possibilities:

Tact Lt.s?
Command restructure?
Missions and responsibilities?
Personnel restructure (gang teams and other added entities)for deploying purposes?
Weapons?
Trainings?
Vehicles?
Equipment?
District restructuring of beats and boundaries?
Removing or downsizing useless units?
Incentives for the boys in blue?
Raises and contract settlement?

Comments anyone on the rumors.....

Heard Think Tank wants to come out swinging in 2009 and attack the negative issues in 2008.......

Leaks?

MEALER?

12/15/2008 03:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Ditchie Raley said...

Biatch,

who you callin' a dwarf?

12/15/2008 05:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Lee Bielecki said...

Off Topic - Help get the word out ...


Seniors Beware
Camille Drobut
(610 words)

The Chicago metropolitan area has seen a dramatic increase in home invasion and theft recently. Criminals gain entry by posing as public works employees or inspectors. The most common ruse is requesting a look at the water meter, suggesting “the meter may not be functioning correctly which could result in a higher bill.”
Reports alleged criminals posing as gas, electric, cable, and phone company employees. Similar scams offer a free inspection of your furnace or plumbing contractors who claim to have done previous work in the home. While one impersonator distracts the homeowner, the “assistant” sneaks in and steals anything valuable. Most victims don’t even realize they’ve been robbed until long after the two have gone.
While this is far from new tactics on the part of street-level cons, they’re still very effective, and more dangerous now than ever by the sheer volume of cases. Unfortunately, their target victims are almost always the elderly and/or disabled.
Chicago Police Sergeant Lee Bielecki is doing his best to raise the alarm and educate “our most treasured citizens” in how to protect themselves and thwart those who would prey upon them. His efforts included a visit to Congressman Dan Lipinski’s office with a request to spread the word throughout the district.
Jerry Mulvihill, Head Caseworker in Lipinski’s office, said, “This has always been a problem, but we’re seeing ten times the cases we’ve had in the past. It’s not just happening in Chicago. Crimes like this are taking place just about everywhere in the greater metropolitan area.”
On behalf of Congressman Lipinski’s office and the Chicago Police Department, the following information is offered to aid in your safety and protection.
Never open the door for someone you don’t recognize. Once you open the door just a crack, the criminals will push past you.
Every single utility researched for this article had the same procedures. If access is needed to your home, you will receive a phone call from the prospective office and an appointment will be set. Utility and public works employees will always present a badge, be in an appropriate vehicle, and will gladly wait while you confirm their identity and purpose.
If in doubt, err on the side of safety.
If someone suspicious comes to your door, call 911 immediately and identify yourself as a senior. If you can, get a description of the suspicious person or their vehicle, but never takes any chances to get this information.
Many victims were followed home from the bank, church or grocery store, so it’s extremely important to be aware of your surroundings. If you suspect you’re being followed, first get to a safe place, then call 911 or ask someone there to call.
There is strength in numbers. Try to arrange to go shopping and run errands with family, friends or neighbors. Talk to your neighbors and ask them to keep an eye out for suspicious activity or people in your neighborhood. Offer to do the same for them.
Consider getting a dog. While teacup dogs are adorable, they aren’t very intimidating. On the other hand, a monster sized dog isn’t necessary either. Even a 30 or 40 pound dog can be quite protective without eating you out of house and home. Among the many breeds (or mixed breeds) that are sweet-natured but very protective are Australian Shepherds, Border Collies, and Retrievers.
Spread the word. The more knowledgeable the community is about these scams, the harder it is for criminals to be successful at it.
To cut down on the traffic to your door, post a “No Solicitation” sign on your house.

12/15/2008 06:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Hearing that there are more changes to come and re-structuring by the 1st period in 2009.

Some possibilities:

Tact Lt.s?
Command restructure?
Missions and responsibilities?
Personnel restructure (gang teams and other added entities)for deploying purposes?
Weapons?
Trainings?
Vehicles?
Equipment?
District restructuring of beats and boundaries?
Removing or downsizing useless units?
Incentives for the boys in blue?
Raises and contract settlement?

Comments anyone on the rumors.....

Heard Think Tank wants to come out swinging in 2009 and attack the negative issues in 2008.......

Leaks?

MEALER?

12/15/2008 03:36:00 AM


What about beat Car Operator? for god sake are they changing my job? I am a beat Car Operator! I hope I don't get dumped to Commander or something! I worked too hard to get where I am, it would be foolish to eliminate my job, oh please don't. I hope I am safe.

12/15/2008 07:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone else find it ironic that the Govenor is choosing Ed Genson to represent him? This guy is a mob lawyer. Check out "When Corruption Was King."

12/15/2008 07:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's up with that Sgt. in 023 that weras shooting glassess all the time...even out to bars?

12/15/2008 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

funny

12/15/2008 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We can't afford to salt our side streets. Does this mean the medians won't be landscaped and water by connected private firms this summer? Dirty, greasy rat fuck mayor.

12/15/2008 08:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No more J-Fed papers SCC. Good idea gone awry.

12/15/2008 08:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ITS THE SAME IN PATROL TOO. I HEARD COOKIE( IM MARRIED TO SCHULER AND PABLO I WAS PARTNERS WITH FRAN MY MOM MADE ME A SGT ARE NOW ON THE AREA THREE GUN TEAM). IF SO THAT IS ACTUALLY FUNNY. THESE TWO SHOULD BE IN A BEAT CAR ON MIDNITES AND NOWHERE NEAR A GUN TEAM. ACTUALLY MOST OFFICERS ON MIDNITES HAVE MORE POLICE ABILITY THAN THESE TWO. I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU WOULD PUT THESE TWO BUT I DO KNOW IT SHOULDN'T BE ON A GUN TEAM!

12/15/2008 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's the homicide count?

12/15/2008 08:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mealer will be gone........

12/15/2008 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I AM CATMAN...

12/15/2008 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

" Ditchie Raley said...
Biatch,

who you callin' a dwarf?

12/15/2008 05:43:00 AM"

You, you freakin' winehead !

Better stay buddies with Blago, he knows where your dirt is hidden !!!!!!

12/15/2008 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Black Helicopter says---

I told you I was watching you.

12/15/2008 10:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All this would be funny if it was happening on a t.v. show or something, but all it shows is that we have unstable leadership, still laden with patronage Politics, [aka-MERIT, LOL=Patronage] compliments of the King of Corruption Daley, and a law enforcement agency that is more of a political 3 ring circus than a properly functioning police agency. If a supervisor is a failure at supervision, but, because of political correctness, clout, etc; they don't get demoted, just get moved to another Supervisory position. On and on it goes. Thanks to pay to play here, in all City agencies,it all stays the same. As far as manpower, equipment, etc; goes, you can only stretch a rubber-band so far before it snaps. The Fuhror Daley doesn't care tho, so greedy and corrupt that he can't now even salt the icy streets to keep the citizens safe. What a total Loser.

12/15/2008 11:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some possibilities:

Tact Lt.s?
Command restructure?
Missions and responsibilities?
Personnel restructure (gang teams and other added entities)for deploying purposes?
Weapons?
Trainings?
Vehicles?
Equipment?
District restructuring of beats and boundaries?
Removing or downsizing useless units?
Incentives for the boys in blue?
Raises and contract settlement?

Comments anyone on the rumors.....

Heard Think Tank wants to come out swinging in 2009 and attack the negative issues in 2008.......

Leaks?

MEALER?

12/15/2008 03:36:00 AM


Well, you have included everything except the weather report. Why don't cha come back when you actually have some info?

12/15/2008 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) 1 good thing about the economy illegals going to back to mexico quick load the busses! http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081215/ap_on_re_us/return_to_mexico

12/15/2008 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is an EVIL GENIUS!

12/15/2008 11:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is your lock-up. We are now accepting prisoner #1234. That is all!

12/15/2008 11:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your a fool to think this is anything.

12/15/2008 11:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's 2 hours before our shift ends. We stopped taking prisoner an hour ago. You gotta wait for next watch. Who cares if you've been waiting 2 hour.

12/15/2008 11:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All these new bosses and superintendents. I only take orders from people with stripes on their shirts, it is like a jigsaw puzzle figuring out this backwards ass department but the best part it will all go back to normal in 2 years when JPUD and his buttbuddies go back to where they came from.

12/15/2008 12:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TRU will not be absorbed by MSF.

Sun Dec 14, 08:29:00 PM

TRU should be absorbed up your ass you 2 year wonder.

12/15/2008 12:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First and foremost the FBI doesn't document anything with red sharpies and secondly anything that may be remain permanent!!

12/15/2008 01:30:00 PM  
Blogger Reverend Al said...

Anonymous said...
looks like a chinese road map-- the wonderchild j-fed still thinks he can make a difference. to the bozo who never handled a domestic and doesn't know what 19 paul or 19 king means, merry xmas and merry new year, i still haven't written a mover in over a year and never turn my camera on. j-fed is the one who turned me into a pooch. i was a borderline pooch for years but still would get policey once in awhile, but the fbi mastermind came to town and turned me into a 100 percent do nothing dog-- woof woof.

Nobody turned me into a pooch. I was a self-made pooch. Being a dog never got me into trouble, it was only in moments of insanity when I tried to be the police that I got CR's, lost sleep getting up for court, and got sued.
The only guy was a bigger dog than me was Joe V., who married right and made captain. Last I saw him, he was standing at roll call in a district demanding more tickets and arrests from the troops. He didn't even blush.

12/15/2008 01:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THIS WORKING NO CLOUT P.O. FROM EDISON PARK SAYS: SSC PLEASE KEEP IN PRAYERS, NAPERVILLE POLICE OFFICER ANDRIES PASSED THIS WEEKEND, (DIED IN HIS SLEEP) 16YR VET AND 47 YEARS. ALSO HAS TWO SONS IN ARMY SERVING IN IRAQ,
REMEMBER WE ALL WEAR BLUE. GOD BLESS THAT OFFICER AND HIS FAMILY.

12/15/2008 02:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I to heart J. Edgar

12/15/2008 03:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHA NO PENSION PORTABILITY!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

guess you gotta put in actual time just like the rest of us!!!!

12/15/2008 03:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey speaking of useless FBI men. Im looking for more information about FBI shooting today? Did they really shoot someone and then come up on air as an accident?

12/15/2008 03:37:00 PM  
Blogger TheHat said...

Here is some good reading.

http://www.slate.com/id/2206523/?GT1=38001

They show the number of Crooked Chicago aldermen who have gone to jail.

12/15/2008 04:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha, Ha?

12/15/2008 04:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MISSY, Where have you been and how are you feeling ? All this Blago stuff has got me thinking, I need to do good and erase this negative atmosphere that Blago has cast upon us all. The only way I can think of is to write as many parkers for our great city as I can. I have worked tact all my career but that is a dead end street. If I can get to 018 will you train me ? I want to write 500 parkers a day. P.S. I never liked Tom Byrne (rtd) but after reading what he is doing for you in your time of need I have a greater respect for him. signed Parking Guru trainee

12/15/2008 04:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want to throw up:

A divided City Council committee today recommended paying nearly $2.3 million to the family of a teenager who was shot and killed by an off-duty police officer after the teen took part in a home invasion at the home of the officer's parents.

12/15/2008 04:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New Changes In 2009

Removal of one Lt. from each detective area, most likely the robbery Lt. 5 more Lts. for patrol, plus one less useless take home car.

Reassignment of detective division sergeants. Six per shift is way to many no more half shifts for youth and robbery sergeants. Cut in half this would free up six sergeants per area allowing thirty more fresh supervisors for patrol.

No detective promotions,more accountability from the detectives drastic cut back in unlimited over time. Multiple audits of the areas highest over time achievers monthly along with reassignments and integrity checks at court, no need for six when two dicks will do. This is presently being worked out with the states attorneys office now. More jobs handled by detectives assigned to summary, freeing up people for violent and youth crimes. Possible elimination of financial crimes detectives, auto theft and burglary detectives.
District desk sergeants can handle arrests and felony review contact.
Form letters sent to victims, fill in the blanks, unless prints recovered no detective needed.

Non violent In custody's can be released after prints clear with a notice to appear at area headquarters for detective division follow up in conjunction with a states attorney permanently assigned to the area. California style law enforcement every body is released no more 48 hour rule and charges for non violent crime.

Anything to save money, streamline the organization.

12/15/2008 04:34:00 PM  
Anonymous opening SNL Blago skit up said...

Go to www.youtube.com

In "SEARCH", enter "Blagojevich SNL Skit". Be sure to click on the one with time of 6:41 in lower rt. corner.

12/15/2008 05:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, please tell me this is a joke.

12/15/2008 05:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Santa,
I love driving a car with 150K miles on the odometer and roughly about a ka-jillion dollars of revenue generating bling (auto ticket writers, camera, computer, card reader) that does not work. Please send more ASAP!

Timmy
p.s. Ive been really good this year. If you could, please bring another incompetant, took a job way-over-his-head boss and if possible, some morale. It seems me and my bros lost alot of it this year.

12/15/2008 06:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lee Bielecki - a sgt? you have to be kidding me.

12/15/2008 06:46:00 PM  
Blogger Yahoo Mush Mouse said...

Looks like the notes were written in red lipstick!

12/15/2008 06:47:00 PM  
Blogger LASD in the House said...

J-Fed is a FUCKING IDIOT. CPD needs a cops cop to take the helm and actually lead the department in a direction that they will be proud to follow. Time is almost up. Soon all the good guys will either leave or just stop giving a fuck.

12/15/2008 07:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lee Bielecki, you are a goof, have always been a goof and will continue to be a goof. If you really cared about seniors being victimized, and not yourself and aspirations, you could have posted your messagwe without your name and the Congressman's name. This shows your true colors, it's all about you and sucking the ass of a politician. Nice try though!!!

12/15/2008 07:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please pay homage to the Area 2 R/B/T Sgt and his two Detectives coming to the Award Ceremony.....between the three of them.....and with their connection to Aunt Bea.....they have achieved another department commendation. Highest clearance rates without ever making an arrest...

12/15/2008 07:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bank robbery in 023 today I see... I guess the stroke tact teams were too busy congregating in 019 restaurants (Giordanos, S & Gs, Mi Tierra, Chicago Pizza) to be doing some actual police work... nice going you strokes now stay on your side of Clark St!!!

12/15/2008 07:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A divided City Council committee today recommended paying nearly $2.3 million to the family of a teenager who was shot and killed by an off-duty police officer after the teen took part in a home invasion at the home of the officer's parents.

12/15/2008 04:26:00 PM

..............................

Maybe if the midget starts to fight these bullshit lawsuits, I mean really fight to win w/ corp counsels who know what they are doing, the number of these will stop. No money for salting, but money for lawsuits.

12/15/2008 08:00:00 PM  
Anonymous 016 District Worker said...

Now that shit is funny!

12/15/2008 08:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic - Help get the word out ...


Seniors Beware
Camille Drobut
(610 words)

This is a typical Gypsy Ruse entery burglary. Same as they been doing for years. Same players. Walter "Zero" Miller got out of prision abour August and he and his son JR Miller have to catch up for the last 5 years.

12/15/2008 08:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Arne Duncan named as Secretary of Education!? God help us.

12/15/2008 09:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bilecki didn't write the article a reporter from the southwest news herald did ... some of you obviously missed the point ... I work in Area one and it completely baffles me why they don't have the mission team working on this ... oh wait some of my coworkers in RBT might have to leave the office or act like detectives ... oops can't have that ....

12/15/2008 09:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bilecki did not write the article if you read the paper a reporter from the southwest news herald did ... and where are all the cops who are making a difference ... My aunt just got ripped by the gypsies and we are still waiting for the detectives ... at least bilecki showed up

12/15/2008 09:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lee Bielecki, you are a goof, have always been a goof and will continue to be a goof. If you really cared about seniors being victimized, and not yourself and aspirations, you could have posted your messagwe without your name and the Congressman's name. This shows your true colors, it's all about you and sucking the ass of a politician. Nice try though!!!


At least he posted his name, ... where is yours ... oh wait you would have to grow some balls ... I work for him in 008 and he has his moments

12/15/2008 09:44:00 PM  
Anonymous wrathchild said...

WE NEED MORE CHIEFS!!!

How many Chiefs have been made in the last year? Doesn't matter, we need more of them! Maybe a few more Deputy Supes too, as long as we're promoting useless, merit hacks. Backlogs and time off be damned, just keep promoting the clouted...better hurry too: you never know where this whole Blowjobabitch/Illinois Criminal Democratic Party investigation might go...

12/15/2008 10:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Non violent In custody's can be released after prints clear with a notice to appear at area headquarters for detective division follow up in conjunction with a states attorney permanently assigned to the area. California style law enforcement every body is released no more 48 hour rule and charges for non violent crime.

Anything to save money, streamline the organization.

12/15/2008 04:34:00 PM
_________________________________
In your dreams. Not gonna happen.

12/15/2008 10:09:00 PM  
Anonymous HATER said...

WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH DRAINING PATROL AGAIN!

J-FED IS REHASHING THE UNIT THAT NEVER WAS THE MEDICAL INTEGRITY UNIT.
U NEED AN EXEMPT SPONSOR AND 2 SUPERVISORS TOO EVEN APPLY...

HEY J-FED HERE IS A TIP ALL THOSE EXEMPTS R TOOOO LAZY TO TYPE A RECOMMENDATION AND WILL MAKE THE POOR SAPS TYPE IT UP THEMSELVES.

ISNT THIS JOB IAD DEPARTMENT SHOULDNT THE OFFICER RECIEVE IAD TYPE PAY... OH I ALWAYS FORGET U DONT GIVE A RATZ ASS ABOUT CONTRACTS.
I KNOW FOP DOESNT CARE, BECAUSE IT IS A VOLUNTEER POSTION JUST LIKE TACT.

MAY B U COULD HAVE THOSE IDIOT INSPECTORS DO THE JOB SINCE THEY MAKE OUTRAGEOUS MONEY.
I FORGOT AGAIN, J-FED DOESNT KNOW WHAT INSPECTORS PAY GRADE IS!!
OVER 100K TO WRITE PARKERS ON WORKING P.O.'S IN CITY LOTS, I CANT FORGET THE INFRACTIONS THAT R SO IMPORTANT

FOP BUTTONS ON LICENSE PLATE

TINTED WINDOWS

SEAT BELT HOOK UP IN EMPTY SQUAD CARS.

NOT WEARING REGULATION HEAD GEAR

NOT SIGNING IN AT COURT WHEN UR WORKING DAY AND NOT GETTING OT

EATING TOO LONG AT LUNCH

THE SAD PART IS ALL THESE OFFICER WERE DOING S.O.S TYPE SHIT AND NOT ONE GOOFY ASS INSPECTOR NOTICED ANY CRIMES EVER!
CAN U SAY BUDGET CUT!

12/15/2008 10:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just got the FOP newsletter today in the mail, nothing again in regards to our contract....WTF ?

12/15/2008 10:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2009 the beat car will officially be renamed the Chicago Cruiser....vroooom vroooom

12/15/2008 10:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Arne Duncan named as Secretary of Education!? God help us.

12/15/2008 09:00:00 PM
Paul Vallas has been invited back as CEO of CPS. Great guy. I'm sure there are a few kiss ass coppers who will be begging to be his driver just like the ole days. This guy is a class act. Hope he takes the job.

12/15/2008 10:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
What's the homicide count?

12/15/2008 08:28:00 AM

Counting the three I offed last night and put in a dumpster on the south side, it's up to 487. But you better find them before the end of the year. On second thought, since their is no police in the 30 sector in the 4th district and the garbage men are slacking too, the bodies won't be discovered to well into next year. Sorry!

12/15/2008 11:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

025 Indian burial ground, exorcism... That’s funny shit.

Good luck Bobby

This much is true, and I'm from there.

Look into the light Carol Ann...

12/15/2008 11:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like a disgruntle P.O. or Sgt. is jealous about my overtime in the detective division.

First, you're CRAZY! Peterson (who runs the D-unit) isn't going fuck himself and get an even worst clearance rate by fucking with the working detectives. Frankly, I hope he fucks with CMO and RBT. He understands OT is part of HGS and as long as the sea ghetto M/1's keep killing each other I'm gonna keep getting paid.

I suggest you study hard kid and maybe you too can get promoted. Be patient, you only have 18 months on the streets.

I'll tell you what, this is the best job on the dept. Anyone who says different never did it.

12/15/2008 11:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
bank robbery in 023 today I see... I guess the stroke tact teams were too busy congregating in 019 restaurants (Giordanos, S & Gs, Mi Tierra, Chicago Pizza) to be doing some actual police work... nice going you strokes now stay on your side of Clark St!!!

12/15/2008 07:44:00 PM

WOW! You are one major softball!! I can't believe there's a cop out there as slow as you. How many bank robbers have you caught little boy? 019 has lots of bank robberies, why don't you crack the case. FYI the bank robbery in 023 was before the tact teams started so we're sorry you are so upset. It's obvious the reason you were never able to be on a tact team is because you are such a dick and spend to much time worrying about what everyone else is doing, even others in another district for that matter. You must be new on the job and haven't heard that it's a numbers game and no boss will go a week without arrests to set up on robberies or burglaries.

P.S. Next time you see an 023 tact car on "your side" of Clark St. why don't you tell them how you feel you whimp. I'd love to hear from you!

12/16/2008 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
Arne Duncan named as Secretary of Education!? God help us.

12/15/2008 09:00:00 PM
Paul Vallas has been invited back as CEO of CPS. Great guy. I'm sure there are a few kiss ass coppers who will be begging to be his driver just like the ole days. This guy is a class act. Hope he takes the job.

12/15/2008 10:39:00 PM

Vallas should of been governor but daley was intimidated because vallas actually has a brain1

12/16/2008 02:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
HAHAHAHAHA NO PENSION PORTABILITY!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

guess you gotta put in actual time just like the rest of us!!!!

12/15/2008 03:16:00 PM

You are wrong pal.Read the newsletter.After six years in the works it finally passed down in Springfield.We just have to wait for the governor to sign it.That's a whole different story though considering the charges that were recently brought up against our asshat governor.

12/16/2008 03:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Lee Bielecki said...

Thanks for all the kind words ... The point of the article which was written by a reporter from the Southwest News Herald and was in last weeks edition was to help inform senior citizens and their neighbors that these con artists have been very active in the 008th district and surrounding areas. These incidents have been on the rise and it is very sad when you respond to these see an older person who may have fought for this country to preserve our freedoms, raised families, and are trying to live out their golden years taken advantage of by these con artists. Posting this article was not mean't to be a self promotion but rather as information so that maybe it will help someone from becoming a victim of this crime. If this prevents one person from being taken advantage of then I consider a positive achievement. As to my detractors, well I am sorry that you have chosen to attack me personally rather than ask yourself what have you done lately to help your senior neighbors. I knew posting this article was a risk for that reason, but one I was willing to take to help get more people involved in preventing others from being victims. If anyone has any helpful information please feel free to contact me at lee.bielecki@chicagopolice.org or contact Det. Jerry Cruz at Area One RBT 312-747-8384 ... several individuals known to be involved have been stopped by 008th District personel but unfortunately can't be identified by the victims. I have already received a couple of e-mails and to those folks thanks ... Lee Bielecki

12/16/2008 06:56:00 AM  
Blogger SCC said...

To the poster bitching about not seeing his comment about Lt. K, if the only purpose of your comment is to spout BS, use initials. Every single one of those makes it. But unless the boss has made the papers or has done something truly idiotic or is above a rank that would deem them "public figures," don't expect to see it.

To the other poster yammering on about Shaved fitting in with our racist Republican agenda, we don't owe you a forum to rip us, so stuff it twit.

12/16/2008 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are wrong pal.Read the newsletter.After six years in the works it finally passed down in Springfield.We just have to wait for the governor to sign it.That's a whole different story though considering the charges that were recently brought up against our asshat governor.

12/16/2008 03:41:00 AM

EXACTLY now with all the scandals there is NOW FUCKING WAY he will be signing your dogg ass legislation!!! NOW STOP DRUNK BLOGGING!!!

12/16/2008 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Looks like a disgruntle P.O. or Sgt. is jealous about my overtime in the detective division.

First, you're CRAZY! Peterson (who runs the D-unit) isn't going fuck himself and get an even worst clearance rate by fucking with the working detectives. Frankly, I hope he fucks with CMO and RBT. He understands OT is part of HGS and as long as the sea ghetto M/1's keep killing each other I'm gonna keep getting paid.

I suggest you study hard kid and maybe you too can get promoted. Be patient, you only have 18 months on the streets.

I'll tell you what, this is the best job on the dept. Anyone who says different never did it.

12/15/2008 11:59:00 PM

Thankfully next year all the overtime at cha,airports obamam etc goes to 9161 patrolmen you just proved the point asshole pigs get fat hogs go to slaughter!

12/16/2008 09:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't read it.



It's not funny if I can't read it.

12/16/2008 09:43:00 AM  
Blogger NorthSide said...

6:56 AM (Lee Bielecki)

Excellent response to your "anonymous" detractors, Sarge.

If this situation escalates, perhaps Weis can retain the nation's foremost expert on gypsy
scams as a consultant--the inimitable Edward "Da Woz" Wodnicki, retired CPD.

12/16/2008 09:59:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

"....stay on your side of Clark St...."

I absolutely hate it when all my bathhouse mates and co-workers in Area 3 get into a nail-scratching contests.

Cuties--remember--we are all in this together. We can all say our apologies over at Starbucks then all of you can....

Kees me you fools!!!!

12/16/2008 10:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...16th District Worker said...
Now that shit is funny."

"16th District Worker" is even funnier.

12/16/2008 10:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Study hard for a promotion to Detective????

Detective is not a rank, it is a job title change w/ increase pay salary.

Since you think you have to be smart to be a detective why then is the clearance rate on this job soooo LOWWWW???

Detective on the CPD should be changed to DEFECTIVE.

12/16/2008 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"To the other poster yammering on about Shaved fitting in with our racist Republican agenda, we don't owe you a forum to rip us, so stuff it twit.

12/16/2008 07:03:00 AM"


Anyone have the statistics for 'black on black' crimes?

12/16/2008 03:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If those doodles are legit (and I have no reason to believe they're not at this point) then it illustrates how the feds look at us. We're all just a bunch of "Barnie fifes" [their word not mine], and anything short of a fed is shit under their feet. No matter the rank we're all the same to them. We're still a bunch of bungling idiots in their view and we're just a meal ticket for JFed. And I especially like the "love J Edgar" heart. Especially since JEH was reported to be a cross dressing psychopath. If there is this love relationship withe the long departed FBI director, I wonder if Jodie wears women's clothing. Maybe under all his polo shirts there's actually a bra and panties like dear old Harold. I bet Jodie would look ab fab in a gold satin dress.

12/16/2008 05:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since you think you have to be smart to be a detective why then is the clearance rate on this job soooo LOWWWW???
???????????????????????????

It's because supervisors don't get on the asses of those who sit on their asses doing absolutely nothing all day, day in and day out. It's only about 10% (or less) of the dics making the arrests. When it comes to stats, the sgts fudge with it so it looks like everyone is working which is total bs. Where I work, one guy made no arrests for two years. Victims would complain and the sgt would take the job away and give it to someone else who they trust would make an arrest & clear the case. The sgt would make sure he was on paper on other people's arrests to show activity. The only time some people make arrests is when it is handed to them because is so f*cking easy a second grader could figure it out. This happens in my unit too. The do-nothings get the "give-me" jobs so it beefs up their zero activity. Then they wonder why the rest of the staff gets so pissed. Typical CPD.

12/16/2008 06:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Area 3 tough guy said...

019th district and 23rd district food wars .... now that is funny shit! Slow down guys you might break a record for bitching

12/17/2008 01:27:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

"....I bet Jody would look ab fab in a gold satin dress...."

Stop it. You're torturing me.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

12/17/2008 03:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Northside

How about JFed teams you up with Wodnicki as the scourge of the Gypsies. Now that would be a match made in heaven.

12/17/2008 02:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Since you think you have to be smart to be a detective why then is the clearance rate on this job soooo LOWWWW???
???????????????????????????

It's because supervisors don't get on the asses of those who sit on their asses doing absolutely nothing all day, day in and day out. It's only about 10% (or less) of the dics making the arrests. When it comes to stats, the sgts fudge with it so it looks like everyone is working which is total bs. Where I work, one guy made no arrests for two years. Victims would complain and the sgt would take the job away and give it to someone else who they trust would make an arrest & clear the case. The sgt would make sure he was on paper on other people's arrests to show activity. The only time some people make arrests is when it is handed to them because is so f*cking easy a second grader could figure it out. This happens in my unit too. The do-nothings get the "give-me" jobs so it beefs up their zero activity. Then they wonder why the rest of the staff gets so pissed. Typical CPD.

12/16/2008 06:57:00 PM

Maybe when all the special employment is 9161 (D1 Pay grade) the dics can finally do some work instead of "No show no work"?

12/17/2008 09:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ITS THE SAME IN PATROL TOO. I HEARD COOKIE( IM MARRIED TO SCHULER AND PABLO I WAS PARTNERS WITH FRAN MY MOM MADE ME A SGT ARE NOW ON THE AREA THREE GUN TEAM). IF SO THAT IS ACTUALLY FUNNY. THESE TWO SHOULD BE IN A BEAT CAR ON MIDNITES AND NOWHERE NEAR A GUN TEAM. ACTUALLY MOST OFFICERS ON MIDNITES HAVE MORE POLICE ABILITY THAN THESE TWO. I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU WOULD PUT THESE TWO BUT I DO KNOW IT SHOULDN'T BE ON A GUN TE-----------------------------------

Post their numbers

12/17/2008 10:21:00 PM  

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