Monday, December 15, 2008

No TVs in Lockup

Rumor or Fact?

And how are we supposed to keep up on our favorite soaps?

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64 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go and purchase a psp or bring a lap top. Case closed.

12/15/2008 12:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Finally!! Once upon a time while in a unit that worked citywide I can attest to the fact that SOME lockup keepers think that they have the toughest job on the face of the earth. Not that taking T.V.'s away from the lazy asses will make them move a bit faster.
PLEASE NOTE I SAID SOME. There were a FEW places that ran the lockup better than most fast food drive thru's.

12/15/2008 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats a fact, g.o came out and the guys in lock up are pissed!

12/15/2008 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it was in the c.o. book at roll call in 25

12/15/2008 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What?!?!?

We were just gonna get cable too!!!

12/15/2008 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we have DirecTV

When the city first got free cable in all public buildings, 025 had so many hook ups in every office, they had to put in booster amplifiers to accommodate everyone. Then some Lt. in the "D Unit Upstairs" complained of poor signal quality. A cable guy was dispatched and found a rats nest of illegal wires to every nook and cranny in the building.

He said only the DC and WC were suppose to have the free cable?

Ask Joe Curtin, he was the cable expert!

12/15/2008 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about watch commnaders/commanders offices? how about the tv's in daleys car?

12/15/2008 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My partner had a guy hang himself five minutes before the jail wagon took that prisoner. After that I never relied on the cell cameras and physically look in on each prisoner every fifteen minutes. I never wanted to go through the emotions that my partner went through after the death.

12/15/2008 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

About time! Lock up keepers are there to process prisoners and not to watch prime time or the newest movie on dvd. I hope they put pepople back there that actually do anywork. I don't care cause i spend the remainder of my tour waiting for lockup to take my prisoner. 2hrs at a time.

12/15/2008 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I never worked lock-up but if I did I would want a tv back there when there was some down time. Whatever they could do to make this job more undisireable I guess

12/15/2008 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fact. 025 2nd WC received the fax and personally waddled back to the lockup to inform them that their TV had to go.

He then immediately returned to the WC's office to finish watching the afternoon news on his own TV.

12/15/2008 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The criminals are sick to death of having to see these high-powered democratic politicians on television 24/7. Do you blame them? Isn't it bad enough having to spend half your life in the joint, and a funky joint at that, for half rate crimes?

12/15/2008 01:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

True rumor I guess it was read at roll call .............

I think they want to force the lock up into being an undesirable job or..........someone got fed up of waiting on A/1 or 002 lock up to take their prisoners and they were connected to the think tank!

12/15/2008 02:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

does this mean no more tv in the watch comanders office. it really sucks making 50 bucks an hour and you can't watch tv.

12/15/2008 03:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's true, no more tv's. They took the one we had out. I was so bored working the lockup. I was going to study my general orders instead. J/K! I read both papers,and did some thumb wrestling. Somebody maybe got busted watching porn. Now I can't watch the View! Oh am I depressed!

12/15/2008 03:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TV or not TV, that is the question.

MP3, Ipod, portable DVD, that is the answer.

12/15/2008 04:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GOOD!!!! anyone ever have to transport an arrestee to area 1 on midnites? fuck them lazy do -nothing lockup keepers and detention aides. you think i like standing there with someone else's prisoner for 45 minutes while these mopes watch tv?

12/15/2008 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's the best move they have done in a long time. Those lazy ass lockup personnel make you wait forever to take a prisoner (In the busy districts). I have never worked a slow district so I don't know how they are.

12/15/2008 08:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about watch commnaders/commanders offices? how about the tv's in daleys car?

12/15/2008 12:27:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My partner had a guy hang himself five minutes before the jail wagon took that prisoner. After that I never relied on the cell cameras and physically look in on each prisoner every fifteen minutes. I never wanted to go through the emotions that my partner went through after the death.

12/15/2008 12:27:00 AM

Wrong post pal.

12/15/2008 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's about time. How about having that useless lockup aide on the 3rd watch in 025 quit playing with his laptop. The Hindu guy.....

12/15/2008 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
What?!?!?

We were just gonna get cable too!!!

12/15/2008 12:20:00 AM

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

REALLY??? 019 Lock-up has had cable for YEARS ! ! !

12/15/2008 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does this mean more lockup keepers will hit the medical on midnights, to fill in those days between their weekends?

12/15/2008 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
My partner had a guy hang himself five minutes before the jail wagon took that prisoner. After that I never relied on the cell cameras and physically look in on each prisoner every fifteen minutes. I never wanted to go through the emotions that my partner went through after the death.

12/15/2008 12:27:00 AM

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

What's a jail wagon...HHmmmmm...

is it me?

did j-fed remove cell cameras?

12/15/2008 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Somebody maybe got busted watching porn. Now I can't watch the View! Oh am I depressed!"

No,that was when they got rid of the internet connection when a LT in 011 was caught downloading porn amongst other things. Not to worry he was "Banished" to 2nd watch on 016. Never ends...

12/15/2008 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only perk you had as a lockup keeper was a TV. Lets see if anyone wants to dump their position as a direct result of this stupid fuckin' G.O. Hey J-Fed take all your friends and yourself and go back to the Federal Bureau of IDIOTS !

12/15/2008 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time to bring in Larry the Cable Guy.

Get er Done

12/15/2008 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Always knew the lockup was a suck job.

12/15/2008 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

straight up fact! this too shall pass.

12/15/2008 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GOOD!!! HAHAHHAHAHA FUCK THOSE LAZY FUCKS!!!! A LONG TIME COMING!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!

12/15/2008 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope they put pepople back there that actually do anywork. I don't care cause i spend the remainder of my tour waiting for lockup to take my prisoner. 2hrs at a time.

Glad you finally decided to volunteer. Now you can get back to working more than 2hrs at a time.

12/15/2008 09:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

...I don't care cause i spend the remainder of my tour waiting for lockup to take my prisoner...
12/15/2008 12:31:00 AM

Yeah right! But your words defy your claim!

Sounds like you're a real super copper, with all them arrests ! ! !

"LOCK-UP!!! Let's go! I have some QUALITY piss-bum arrests here for you to process..."

"LOCK-UP!!! Hurry up! I need to find me a junkie with a crack pipe so I can inflate my narcotic arrest #'s !!!"

"LOCK-UP!!! Come on, Dude! I need to get back out on the street so the Commander will NOTICE ME and make me a meritorious dic/sgt! What do you mean the Commander got dumped back to Lt.?"

"Well, at least my Tact Lt. appreciates me padding his arrest numbers for The Team... What? There are no more Tact Lts????"

WTF!!!!! NO CONTRACT, NO WORK is making more and more sense, Ain't it???!

12/15/2008 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I never worked lock-up but if I did I would want a tv back there when there was some down time. Whatever they could do to make this job more undisireable I guess

12/15/2008 12:33:00 AM

try reading a book retard

12/15/2008 10:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That really sucks for our district. All watches got together and pitched in to get a flat screen DVD/TV combo. So sad. It's one of the few perks left and it's getting yanked. I haven't been to lockup in a little bit, so I will have to see if we are enforcing it. I hope we don't, because we have a pretty easy going W/C.

12/15/2008 10:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

whats the mutt on 1st watch in 018 going to do now? The lockup keeper that dresses like a hood rat, complete with the hat cocked to the side and no uniform EVER!

12/15/2008 10:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about getting some clues for these guys. The biggest bunch of fat, lazy, power-hungry, do nothing power tools this fine department has to offer.

I say, let them have their TV. It's all they've got.

12/15/2008 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hear Oprah is pissed about it.

12/15/2008 10:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The area I worked didnt have TV on 9/11. Talk about working blind.

Leave the Tv's, just make them tune only to CNN or (cough!) CLTV.

12/15/2008 11:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That means that 007th dist 1st watch will go on a work slow down. Now we will wait 3.5 hour instead of 2.0 hour. Thanks Lock-up for the OT in these hard times.

12/15/2008 11:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I sure don't need cable back here. The ropes are strong enough.

12/15/2008 12:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How are we gonna play Madden '08 on our Xbox now?

12/15/2008 12:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great Idea! Then they would actually have to turn their attention on processing prisoners. Shit, go to any ghetto district lockup and all the m/1 lock up keepers are watching basketball or playing playstation and eating their 3rd lunch all while you stand their with you thumb up your ass for 1-2 hours. W/C's don't do shit about it either.

12/15/2008 12:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not that I care because I don't really watch tv anymore... maybe a dvd once in a while, but I know it will bother some of the other guys. I've been wrapped up in homework for the last few years. I guess we'll find something else to do with our down time.

There was a fax dated on the 11th stating no TVs in the lockup, that lockup personnel need to check prisoners every 15 minutes; cameras do not count, and WC and desk Sgt need to check lockup twice per shift.

Not sure where the order came from, and who started it, but I'm sure someone pissed off someone, somewhere; that's what always starts this type of thing.

12/15/2008 01:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The thugs in the 6 district lockup are furious. As I heard "On the G'"

12/15/2008 01:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that's why it took so long to get my prisoner in the lock up lock up keeper was waiting for a commercial

12/15/2008 01:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha, YES now maybe the lock up in 011 will be faster!! What a bunch of strokes in there on 3rd watch... signed an 011 district ranger on 2nd watch.... T.R.

12/15/2008 02:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was on an AMFN message, i think dated 3 dec. It just quotes the GO that has been out for awhile.

Tv's in some lock ups are necessary, places that are really busy...When you have several arrestees sitting there waiting to be processed, it is a nice distraction for them and it makes your job a little easier. Most people who bitch about the lock up have never done it, especially in a busy place...

12/15/2008 03:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A shitty job and you take a decent perk away!

Hey J-fed and Peter Brust why don't you both NON-Police fucks go away!

It's about time you go away! I will NOT work for you!

12/15/2008 04:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time to renew that Netflix account..

12/15/2008 04:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and my library card......

12/15/2008 04:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you screened my post about the time I cut the cable??? Why??? you make no sense sometimes, SCC

12/15/2008 07:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not to worry he was "Banished" to 2nd watch on 016. Never ends...

12/15/2008 08:48:00 AM

porn-o-shevitz is in 016??? guy is a fucking moron

12/15/2008 07:40:00 PM  
Blogger SCC said...

you screened my post about the time I cut the cable??? Why??? you make no sense sometimes, SCC

Why point out what is wired where? Does that make sense?

12/15/2008 09:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guy hangs himself + Everything Police fault = No TV's in lockup

Asshole runs in vehicle, runs over bystander + Everything Police fault = No Chases

Mearday gets what he deserves + Everything Police fault = No real flashlights

Guy resists, gets street justice + Everything Police fault = Stupid TRR

Assholes steal during warrants + Everything Police fault = Babysat by LT (Edit** Now 'click here to upload digtal photo)

Nothing new here....

12/15/2008 09:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe now the useless civilians in the 011 lock up will do some work..

12/15/2008 11:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

area 1 on afternoons and mid's the worst in town. especially that useless fat dude on 3rd watch. hides in the locker room reading porn or sits outside by the parking lot and smokes a cigarette every ten minutes and what little time he is inside, its at the desk hanging with his homies and not in lock up.

12/15/2008 11:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If its a P.o. with 20 plus years on I don't cae let them have their t.v. in lock-up.What pisses me off is guys like G.K. in 021 who has 10 years on and has been in the radio room for 9 of them and I'm not exxagerating this guy is a $70,000 a year waste has not worked a single day on the streets after 1 year on the job and is a rat asshole to top it off.

12/16/2008 02:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats good because the king of the 008 lock up on midnights j.h who pretends to be the police does nothing but watch t.v... i do feel bad however for the crew in 008 on third watch... sure, they keep the t.v. on in the backround but no matter what, when ever you call to bring a prisoner in they never ever make you wait no matter how many people they have in line. they take your guy, search him real quick and throw im in the bull pin and let the officer get back on the street... they deserve to use the t.v.. that goof on midnights should have no perks back there... i just feel bad for the other guys having to work with joe because now they are just gonna have to listen to all his b.s. stories and tuff guy talk to all the prisoners like hes someone..

12/16/2008 03:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

area 1 on afternoons and mid's the worst in town. especially that useless fat dude on 3rd watch. hides in the locker room reading porn or sits outside by the parking lot and smokes a cigarette every ten minutes and what little time he is inside, its at the desk hanging with his homies and not in lock up.

12/15/2008 11:39:00 PM

If all he's doing is "reading" porn then he's clearly going about it all wrong.

12/16/2008 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"whats the mutt on 1st watch in 018 going to do now? The lockup keeper that dresses like a hood rat, complete with the hat cocked to the side and no uniform EVER!"

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

For 018 he does a great job at what he doesn't do... don't hate the playah, hate the game.

The entertainment detail does have a supervisor opening, might be a good fit. Scam-a-lama-ding-dong ain't fittin' to be a sworn office, so he'd fit in nicely holding court at Dublin's with the rest of the entertainment detail command staff...

12/16/2008 01:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12/15/2008 10:33:00 AM:

That's my boy! Nice earring, sharp dresser, smells great, has strong hands.

12/16/2008 01:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

huh?

no tv's in lockup?

what's a guy/gal to do?

(...drum-roll & cue Keesing Bandit)!

12/16/2008 01:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's about time. How about having that useless lockup aide on the 3rd watch in 025 quit playing with his laptop. The Hindu guy.....

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Hey you racist POS,
Go work the lock up. It's a fucking waste to process your drug residue in a crack pipe arrest, yeh buddy, real police work. Respect the guys who work lock up regularly cuz that means we don't have to.
Bet you were the guy who brought me some dope sick mother f@#ker for drug paraphenila, hours later on a hot Saturday night he got dope sick and a TWO man unit has to babysit your prisoner for the next 6 to 8 hours. If he dope sick and dies in my lock up, lawsuit. So shove your residue crack pipes up your ass, cuz I'm sure your some idiot on a team.

12/16/2008 04:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12/16/2008 03:23:00 AM
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You sure are right about J.H. on midnights in 008. He is a total wanna be copper. He is a lazy
p.o.s.......a crabby little bitch. He doesnt deserve to have a TV. Dont even try to bring a prisoner back there until at least 2300hrs because he is eating lunch. I have worked all over the city and have been in many different lockups and this guy is the absolute worst and the slowest lock-up keeper in the city. There are some real toolbag P/O's that work back there with him too(M.R. and the angry mexican). So, in summary of my last paragraph, the 008th District 1st watch lockup crew can go fuck themselves. They really suck.
But on a lighter note:
The 3rd watch guys have no problem handling twice the amount of traffic with no backup and a good attitude. Great job guys especially Jimmy P.... The coppers on 3rd watch owe you guys a few cases of beer.

12/17/2008 01:20:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

I could go to each lock-up and teach everyone the latest in Pilates classes. God knows they look like they need it.

Now, kees me you fool!!!

12/17/2008 10:21:00 AM  

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