Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Jay Leno Spanks CPD

Jay went to town on the CPD in his opening monologue. Height requirements, the kid saying "Turn on the siren again!" and a few other things. Maybe someone will YouTube it.

National laughing stock.

So when is the mayor going to tell J-Fed to demote some people and move others? The mayor has to be seen as doing something and J-Fed isn't going to do anything without marching orders.

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108 Comments:

Anonymous SRT said...

i heard SNL is going to do a sketch on this. Jfed will be played by former womens wrestler Chyna.

1/27/2009 12:13:00 AM  
Blogger leomemorial said...

I sent in my cat to work with the CPD K9's for the day... I need the $

1/27/2009 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

.....:( good story. The public will really wan't us to get a raise now!

1/27/2009 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is big time embarassing for the cpd but if it will bring the attention that this fucked up department needs then this was a good thing for all of us. just shows how many fuck ups wear the star and shield everyday in this fucked up city.

kuto's to the w/c that put the pieces together. thank the lord that this kid didn't have bad intentions. drugs, guns, money (evidence!!!), prisoners escape or even worse, officers got disarmed or murdered while their guard was down thinking this moron was a cop.

1/27/2009 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jimmy kimmel would love this. Leno was funny!

1/27/2009 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It took awhile but I am finally embarrassed to be a Chicago Police Officer. SOS, Cory Flagg.....even Abate I could deal with to an extent. Their actions were representative of them as individuals but this makes us all look like clowns. We are literally, national laughingstocks.
I have to much time on to quit, so henceforth I consider myself an independent security contractor who is currently working in Chicago. Clout and hiring from the dregs of society have finally killed this once great department.

1/27/2009 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Mayor's brother i now in charge of this investment company. Our mid cap funds are saved!

https://ww4.janus.com/Janus/Retail/FundDetail?fundID=247

1/27/2009 01:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I call Bullshit! Some supervisor talked to the kid and ASSIGNED him to Bt.395. How else would he know that it was a one person unit that day?
Is it true he went into 005 first and they just sent him packing? Didn't even lock him up (obviously)?

1/27/2009 01:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Totally off-topic: WTF?

Today, the city was utilizing a snow-making machine in Grant Park to create snow for some event called "Snow Days Chicago".

Please, tell me again how we're broke and have no money for salting our icy streets, for city services or for giving our police a decent contract.

We have entered the Twilight Zone.

1/27/2009 01:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Negative. Its the 3rd Dist. Its "society's" fault.

1/27/2009 01:34:00 AM  
Anonymous westside, inside do-nothing said...

Seems J-Fed has learned a trick from our illustrious Mayor. According to the Channel 9 news at 9 p.m., no comment from J-Fed regarding this debacle was available because he was "out of town". Pretty fuckin' convienent, banjo-boy. I want proof! I demand the airline boarding passes and itinerary from the trip to Sandals Jamaica for both you and your cats!

1/27/2009 01:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ease up who would have called this kid out? Look at T.L. 3rd Watch on 021 he looks and acts like a 14 year old.

1/27/2009 01:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It hit the national news also. At least it wasn't Ali Baba doing the Boom-Boom Belt Boogie at a roll call. But that could easily happen.

California is jealous of all the air time Illinois is getting. For the last 35yrs they have had a lock on the wacko stage; until Ranting Rod, Circus Burrus, & now this kiddy cop. That's not even counting the ongoing legislative "lynching".

Keep it up! I love every minute!

1/27/2009 02:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey. Don't blame the ditzy broad on 395. Under the reign of J-Fed, they could put Chewbacca in my squad and I wouldn't look twice.

1/27/2009 02:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And j-fed is strangely "Out of town" Great!

1/27/2009 05:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The good news is that my little brother and his friends came to work with me and we were able to man all the cars on the first watch in 008 for the first time in over a year!

1/27/2009 06:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I sent in my cat to work with the CPD K9's for the day... I need the $

1/27/2009 12:15:00 AM

Sounds like code that you'll be releasing beastiality vids soon.

Not that it's wrong.

1/27/2009 07:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw mama's photo of Vincent Richardson. He appears to be a clean-cut handsome kid with a warm smile.

How TALL is Vincent?

This whole thing is a surreal as a visit to the Twilight Zone.

1/27/2009 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Hey. Don't blame the ditzy broad on 395. Under the reign of J-Fed, they could put Chewbacca in my squad and I wouldn't look twice.

1/27/2009 02:10:00 AM


Chewy is at least 25 years old though and with all the hair you likely would of thought Chewy was just some chick from Italy.

1/27/2009 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I say who cares- this kid is taller then J-fraud, smarter then J-fraud and has five more hours of experience on the street then J-fraud. He also makes alot less but earns every penny. The only thing they have in common is they both bought a uniform when they are not the police.

-Obamas Mama

1/27/2009 07:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

California is jealous of all the air time Illinois is getting. For the last 35yrs they have had a lock on the wacko stage; until Ranting Rod, Circus Burrus, & now this kiddy cop. That's not even counting the ongoing legislative "lynching".

Keep it up! I love every minute!


HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is by far the funniest post I have seen on here.

1/27/2009 07:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy BIG Fucking Deal Batman!!!

J-pud & associates have been impersonating the police for about a year now.

I am glad it didn't happen where I work.

This is what happens when people do not question authority. People do not question politicians, and their minions. I defy all them, they disgust me.

Apparently the reverends are getting involved again. They play politics and select the idiot bosses that run this fucking joke of a Department.

1/27/2009 07:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On the advice of his psychiatrists, Mr. Weis is now incommunicado with a Prozac IV drip in an underground bunker on the East Coast.

Aside from Quantico and the D.C. metro area, local authorities in the following towns are patrolling the streets with loudspeaker microphones during daytime hours with the message "J-Fed: Call your office."

Gettysburg and Malvern, PA; Ellicott City and Boyds, MD and Budd Lake, NJ.

At this time, we can neither confirm nor deny that he has been disarmed and is wearing a straitjacket and leg irons.

There is no substantive information to corroborate that he is currently seeking political asylum. However, we have confirmed that he is accompanied by two cats.

1/27/2009 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone know if the next Saturday Night Live is a rerun?

1/27/2009 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I P'd my pants when Leno called out Gov BLA Sonofabitch

1/27/2009 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know what guys, lighten up. The only ones who look stupid are the ones directly involved. The rest of us should get a good laugh out of it, too. It can only help in getting rid of J-Fraud.

1/27/2009 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

QUOTE JAY LENO

I GUESS THE KIDS PARTNER WONT BE MAKING DETECTIVE ANYTIME SOON :)

TOO FUNNY:)

1/27/2009 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THE SHEEP LEAD BY THE CLOUT HEAVY IDIOTS WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?? JFED HAS TO GO!! U KNOW RAY KELLY IS A COL IN THE USMC AND HEADS UP NYPD> WHY DO WE HAVE SOMEBODY LIKE THAT HERE? REMEMBER GARY SHANKEL-THE ACADEMY NEVER WAS BETTER THAN UNDER HIS LEADERSHIP! LEADERS ARE IN OUR ARMED FORCES NOT "WANNABES" THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN TO COMBAT OR NEVER BEEN TO TOP LEVEL LEADERSHIP SCHOOLS. THE MILITARY HAS LEADERS> HEY DALEY LOOK IN YOUR RANKS OF THE LOWLY POs AND YOU WILL FIND SOME GREAT COMBAT PROVEN MILITARY OFFICERS THAT KNOW HOW TO LEAD TROOPS AND HAVE THE RESPECT OF THEIR FELLOW POs!!!SEMPER FI

1/27/2009 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HOW COME THE BOSSES STOOD UP IN FRONT OF THE MEDIA AND SAID HE HAD NO CONTACT WITH THE PUBLIC FOR THE 5 HOURS, AND THE NEWS REPORTS HE WENT ON 10 CALLS INCLUDING A DOMESTIC...DOESN'T THAT CONSTITUTE CONTACT WITH THE PUBLIC....? SOUNDS LIKE A FALSE REPORT ORAL OR WRITTEN...

1/27/2009 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Totally off-topic: WTF?

Today, the city was utilizing a snow-making machine in Grant Park to create snow for some event called "Snow Days Chicago".

Please, tell me again how we're broke and have no money for salting our icy streets, for city services or for giving our police a decent contract.

We have entered the Twilight Zone.

1/27/2009 01:30:00 AM

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Just like the fall of Rome. We are bankrupting ourselves with "bread and circus'" to keep our brain dead populace happy. We even have our own insane Mayor Nero, fiddling as the city burns.
By the way, historians think that Rome may have been burned Rome because he wanted to rebuild 1/3 of it as palaces named Neropolis. Holy fuck! Daley is the reincarnation of this guy!

http://www.pbs.org/wnet/secrets/previous_seasons/case_rome/index.html

1/27/2009 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
And j-fed is strangely "Out of town" Great!

1/27/2009 05:57:00 AM

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A trick out of Daley's playbook. The servant has become the master.

1/27/2009 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As I said before,,,I am no longer CPD to anyone new I meet. I'm some non descript middle manager for UPS.
27 years and real short

1/27/2009 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous RIGHT SAID FRED said...

IMPEACH J-FED

1/27/2009 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous tru dat said...

We are the laughing stock of he world and rightfully so!!!

The city and it's residence wanted this joke of a department and now they got it. When you begin to hire people based on color and gender and not qualifications this is what you get.

1/27/2009 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this what you call the dumming down of our department?

1/27/2009 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sad a once great department, GONE!!

1/27/2009 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

.....and it don't end here, wait til the media realize that not only do 14 yr olds put on uniform and ride out into the street, 3 yr old solves double homicide. When was the last time CPD did that???

1/27/2009 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey, can i get a kid to ride with me? Ill nap in the back while he doles out my movers...

1/27/2009 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rumor has it that the Deputy Chief of Area 3 has been found to be living in Lincolnwood. Any truth to this rumor? Anybody have the inside scoop?

1/27/2009 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

kuto's (sic)to the w/c that put the pieces together. thank the lord that this kid didn't have bad intentions. drugs, guns, money (evidence!!!), prisoners escape or even worse, officers got disarmed or murdered while their guard was down thinking this moron was a cop.

1/27/2009 12:26:00 AM

Kudos to the Watch Commander??? THE WATCH COMMANDER SHOULD BE FIRED!!!!ALONG WITH THE DISTRICT COMMANDER AND WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THE IDEA TO GIVE HER A GOLD STAR

1/27/2009 10:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jody lies to the public once again. The truth is: Old boy drove a squad car, checked out a ticket book, checked out a police radio, was assigned a locker, walked through the entire station including the mens locker room, answered 911 calls, grabbed dudes off the corner and put them on the hood of the squad car, assisted other officers on jobs, handled a traffic accident and yes - played with the cool lights and sirens. Come on Jody - I know you and Daley lie about every single thing but you could at least tell the truth about our fine security set in place in all our districts. Let the public know just how fucked up this department really is, come on!

1/27/2009 11:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A thought occurs to me, is it too late to write up the curfew on this kid? This just shows you there's more trouble to get into around the station than on the street. Be safe. All this will pass.

1/27/2009 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have no problem with a 14 year old wearing the uniform ...my problem is with J-Fed wearing the uniform. At least the kid was trying to make a difference!!

1/27/2009 11:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blame Mayor Shortshanks for all this BULLSHIT. IOC_ARE YOU WATCHING?

1/27/2009 12:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nobody will be demote because of this. )Well, maybe 1 Captain.)

Because their competence was never a factor in their promotion, so why would their incompetence be a factor in their demotion?

The punishment that will be administered will be bottom heavy compared to the accused's rank. The PO's will take more time than the Big Bosses....

1/27/2009 12:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To all the miss/mr know it all police who make the comment"only in the 3rd Dist.";fuck you..I happen to work in 003 and i agree we have a whole lot of "Dogs"but so do the other 24Dists. in this department.There are many very good officers in 003 who do their job exceptionally day in/day out.I will compare my Compl. History(awards) and police wit with most people on this Dept. who all they do is whine.I know the female officer who worked 395 that night and it could of happened to a lot of other people on this job but i know most of you are perfect and never made an honest mistake before in your careers.Capt. Johnson is one of the only bosses on this job who care about the "Blueshirts" and should of been in a Commander before our current "Burger Queen".Maybe it would of been better if John Franklin would of stayed.I never post on this blog but its a shame all of you are throwing these people under the bus without knowing all the facts.I shouldn't be surprised because i know all of you are perfect and have to vent by poking fun on an anonymous blog.Now i cant wait for everyone to rip on me so go ahead. signed,Still proud to be CPD.

1/27/2009 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, JFed is in D.C., interviewing for the Homeland Security Job.

With successes like this, what's not to like? (If you're a Dem, of course!)

1/27/2009 12:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O n another note, they had Blago on Fox News this morning, they helped him look like an idiot, all he kept saying was he wanted all the tapes to be played, they probably have tapes of shortshanks, the Messiah, Jackson… all of them making deals and offers to Blago for their guy. The shits slowly coming out, get your boots ready, it’s going to get deep! Hell I’m going to put on a wetsuit!

1/27/2009 12:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-FED IS REPORTEDLY OUT OF TOWN DURING THIS WHOLE F**KED UP EPISODE! HOW CONVENIENT!

1/27/2009 01:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we should now refer to him as the " Boy Wonder", the lil rascal.

1/27/2009 02:28:00 PM  
Blogger Southern IL said...

leomemorial said...
I sent in my cat to work with the CPD K9's for the day... I need the $

1/27/2009 12:15:00 AM

leo....
very cute!

1/27/2009 03:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We are led by a bunch of buffoons MAYOR on DOWN. WE officers have to work for the most liberal corrupt leaders in these united states. Citizens are you aware that its your leaders (not the minions who work for them) that are responsible for all the chaos in this city and state. Daley is the single person responsible for the lack of security in our stations, on our trains busses and streets. Snow is piling up, layoffs abound, sales of our lands and properties are going to the highest bidder. Our police dept has no true leadership and no contract. But Daley has billions put away for the Olympics that no one wants. Our city will be the new home to how many that flee their countries due to oppression. Democracy via democrats lives and BREEDS in Chicago. Go Obama

1/27/2009 03:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Breaking News... J-Fed gone by the end of the week!

1/27/2009 03:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey swear him in we need the manpower.

1/27/2009 03:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn't see Leno but here are a few.... Suspicion grew when Kid drove right pass a Dunkin Donuts and didn't stop.,
When writing a parking ticket he used a crayon., When he ordered lunch at McDonald's he got himself a Happy Meal., He would have worked 8 hours but it was getting passed curfew., He has more time on the street than the Superintendent.

1/27/2009 03:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

KUDO'S TO THE WATCH COMMANDER. THIS ASSHOLE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ENTIRE INCIDENT HE IS THE ONE WHO ASSIGNS THE DESK CREW WHO LET THIS KID GO OUT WITHOUT CALLING 3 OR LETTING HIM KNOW HE HAD A VISITING PO. THIS TIME THE SHIT ROLLED UPHILL AND I LOVE. NEXT QUESTION IS IF JAMES JACKSON WILL BE HIT WITH A RULE 14 VIOLATION FOR GOING ON TV AND LYING ABOUT THIS KID NOT HAVING ANY CONTACT WITH THE PUBLIC, OR GOING ON CALLS OR DRIVING. HEY FOP HOW ABOUT CALLING OUT THE BRASS.

1/27/2009 04:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It said in the Suntimes that the kid was being held for psychological exam. I also think that everyone invovled needs to have the same exam. His "partner" that let him ride not realizing that he was a kid. Whoever gave him a radio,ticket book,anyone at the desk that didn't stop him, everyone at roll call, even the WC.
Heads should really roll over this screw-up

1/27/2009 04:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jimmy kimmel would love this. Leno was funny!

1/27/2009 12:39:00 AM

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Monday night is a rerun night for Kimmel. He'll step up to the plate tonight.

1/27/2009 05:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After the "Officer Lil Dude" incident the whole desk crew of 003 should be sent to WHERE- 007 OR 006? then things will be much better.

1/27/2009 05:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Think about it this way: J-Fed always wanted to be a police officer but he was too stupid and went into the army, and then sucked his way into the fbi, total merit flunkie. At least the kid wanted to be the real police.

1/27/2009 05:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The deputy chief of 3 has lived in lincolnwood for at least 20 years. Owns a condo in the city and he supposedly stays there. He is heavy that is all.

1/27/2009 06:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey, can i get a kid to ride with me? Ill nap in the back while he doles out my movers...

1/27/2009 10:13:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rumor has it that the Deputy Chief of Area 3 has been found to be living in Lincolnwood. Any truth to this rumor? Anybody have the inside scoop?

1/27/2009 10:17:00 AM


So there is one smart boss on the job.

1/27/2009 06:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-Fed won't demote anyone cause he can't, cause so many supervisors Pay to Play to Daley keep their rank. It's obvious. It's just Shitcago Politics, and phony political correctness, coupled with reverse-discrimination, by Daley, as usual.

1/27/2009 06:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TO SRT: Please don't insult CHYNA by comparing her to J-Fed. I think CHYNA is HOT,HOT,HOT...Heyyyyy, big Momma, Ay Che Wah-Wah.......


Old Wheelgunner

1/27/2009 07:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard the 3rd District invited the Kid back on Halloween to go Trick-or-Treating with them.

1/27/2009 07:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kid-Fed or J-Fed? Kid-Fed now has more street experience than J-Fed. Kid-Fed has my vote for Top Cop!

1/27/2009 07:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Check out this kid's mug shots.
He doesn't look 14.
He looks like a young PPO.
Plus check out the tat on his chest.
How does a 14yr old get a tat like that? Did the good rev pay for it?

1/27/2009 07:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to: 0503pm

I hope jimmy kimmel has some fun with this tonight!

1/27/2009 07:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This story is also on Forbes. Do you think all the big bucks investors are going to be impressed with Chicago?

http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2009/01/25/ap5961514.html

1/27/2009 07:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The full impact of this fiasco will not be felt for sometime, the story is still just being reported in many markets throughout the world.

1/27/2009 07:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NEXT QUESTION IS IF JAMES JACKSON WILL BE HIT WITH A RULE 14 VIOLATION FOR GOING ON TV AND LYING ABOUT THIS KID NOT HAVING ANY CONTACT WITH THE PUBLIC, OR GOING ON CALLS OR DRIVING. HEY FOP HOW ABOUT CALLING OUT THE BRASS
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Jackson was a stand up boss in 011. I hope he isn't the fall guy for this.

1/27/2009 07:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't slam Capt. Johnson, he is the one that discovered the 14 year old. The kid did not go to roll call, he met up with 395 and bullshitted her into believing she had a partner.

For all of you know-it-all youngsters out there, Capt K. Johnson is a PRINCE of a boss. That is what people with time on call them. He is top notch.

I worked for him before and would do so again in a minute.

1/27/2009 07:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man SCC, when you break a story, you don't play around. I think this story is in every major news publication in the world today.


So much for being INSIGNIFICANT!

1/27/2009 08:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You mean J-fed really isn't the wrestler Chyna???????her side burns sealed it for me.

1/27/2009 08:28:00 PM  
Blogger ANGRY PIG said...

Deputy Chief of A/3 lives in 020 at Sheridan and Thorndale.His wife has a house in Lincolnwood.Follow him, he goes to the 020 address and leaves there every morning...old story forget it.

1/27/2009 08:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only ones held responsible will be the Sgts. It is their responsibility to check the officers and deem them fit to hit the streets. Watch Commander should take heat for not following up on a "detailed officer," but it won't happen. Who was Sgt that had the little guy on their log? Well..he gone!!!!!!!!!!!

1/27/2009 08:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Open Mike said...

Anonymous said...
Didn't see Leno but here are a few.... Suspicion grew when Kid drove right pass a Dunkin Donuts and didn't stop.,
When writing a parking ticket he used a crayon., When he ordered lunch at McDonald's he got himself a Happy Meal., He would have worked 8 hours but it was getting passed curfew., He has more time on the street than the Superintendent.

1/27/2009 03:55:00 PM

Don't quit your day job. Or whatever watch you're on, sounds like third watch!

1/27/2009 09:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"He was too stupid and went into the army"

OK, now you've gone too far. I lived in the Greater Chicago area for 12 years, was an 11 Bravo,(Army Infantry) and I could run rings around some of the dogs you have wearing a star in that town. Oh wait, I DID run rings around some of the dogs you have wearing a star in that town. I even arrested one of them at gunpoint for narcotics possession, but I'll bet this post never see's the light of day because I've said that....

I tried for years to get on with CPD, but you guys were too busy hiring humps and minorities off a list almost a decade old, by the time I got my "highly qualified" I knew a few of you guys who had told me enough to make me move on in life.....

Respect for the real police, scorn for the scumbags/clout babies/eeoc hires among them.

Any of you guys looking for a job somewhere else? Someplace with zero tolerance for the kind of losers of which there are far to many on CPD? Somewhere you can buy a decent house for $200K? Somewhere the Police are respected?
Someplace WARM? :D

www.lvmpd.com

"Come on vacation, leave on probation."

Stay safe.

1/27/2009 09:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I will compare my Compl. History(awards) and police wit with most people on this Dept."


With most? Why not all Super Cop? Only a complete tool would make that statement! We all know awards are not what you do but who you know....so who do you know? Take a break tough guy- believe me, almost everyone knows that you are a weak person. Your statement proves it! The 3rd dist made the entire city look like fools the other day - thanks for keeping up that trend!

1/27/2009 09:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rumor has it that the Deputy Chief of Area 3 has been found to be living in Lincolnwood. Any truth to this rumor? Anybody have the inside scoop?
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Old news. His wife lives in Lincolnwood and he has an apt near Granville and Sheridan. His kids went to Niles West High School in Skokie.

1/27/2009 09:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The deputy chief of 3 has lived in lincolnwood for at least 20 years.
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Thought he lived in Cairo

1/27/2009 09:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unbelievable!!!

"He signed out a police radio and joined another officer in a patrol car for five hours, police and Assistant State's Attorney Jennifer Rutkowski said Monday.

The teen's mother, Veronica Brock, said Richardson went on 10 calls, including one domestic"

1/27/2009 09:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jfed is in Washington, allegedly meeting with Obama about the FBI directors spot, heard him talking to another exempt/fbi guy before he left

1/27/2009 09:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just saw Jay Leno's monolouge for 26 Jan 09. You need to choose the full episode for that date and listen to Jay for a few minutes to her about out a 14 year old cop

1/27/2009 09:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This department is so management heavy it is funny. There are way too many exempts. The more exempts there are the greater the ineptness of the departments leaders. All (most) of them got there positions since they knew someone or had a phone call, NOT because they can manage people or be effective police officers. Hence, year after year, decade after decade the dysfunction has grown. It is this dysfunction that produces or allows events like this to happen.

Answer to this problem: 1) Get a real Superintendent who was the police and who can manage people (won't happen because King Daley can't control such a person), 2) Get rid of King Daly, 3) Cut the exempt staff by 1/3 at least, 4)Exempt personal should go through a two week course on how to manage people and deal with their own issues (017 boss could have used this, among others), 5) In order to make Det. at least 6 years on, Sgt. at least 10, LT at 15. Get people in these spots who have worked the streets, not whiners who tried to get out the first chance they could.

Twenty years ago when did you see Sgts. with 5 years on, or LT's with 10 or less. I have no hope whatsoever that things will change or improve. I do believe reactionary decision making by exempts who never were the police will continue as a response to such events. Morale will continue to slide and more embarrassing stories will occur.

1/27/2009 10:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its January in Chicago and the city has to rent a snow making machine to make snow! WTF just send some of those top notsh S & S guys to plow the sreets from curb to curb and use that snow.

1/27/2009 10:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was in juvenile court when Vincent Richardson plead not guilty of impersonating the police. The judge gave hime a continuance and Vincent Richardson replied that he would have to get permission from his watch commander to have a court date out of his regular court key.
He then asked the States Attorney to sign his Time Due slip!

1/27/2009 11:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so let me get this straight--the new head of schools is a patrolman..and one of his teen students works a beat car????

1/27/2009 11:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does that mean if I am heavy I can live in Orland Park?

1/27/2009 11:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want to see Letterman's Top Ten reasons not to be a Chicago Police Officer.

1/27/2009 11:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I want to see Letterman's Top Ten reasons not to be a Chicago Police Officer.

1/27/2009 11:40:00 PM"


1. Richard M. Daley

2. Richard M. Daley

3. Richard M. Daley

4. Richard M. Daley

5. Richard M. Daley

6. Richard M. Daley

7. Richard M. Daley

8. Richard M. Daley

9. Richard M. Daley

10. Richard M. Daley

1/28/2009 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I'll bet this post never see's the light of day because I've said that...."

I STAND CORRECTED.... :)

1/28/2009 01:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

The good news is that my little brother and his friends came to work with me and we were able to man all the cars on the first watch in 008 for the first time in over a year!

1/27/2009 06:14:00 AM



WoW!! your little brother must have A LOT of friends.

1/28/2009 01:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

To all the miss/mr know it all police who make the comment"only in the 3rd Dist.";fuck you..I happen to work in 003 and i agree we have a whole lot of "Dogs"but so do the other 24Dists. in this department.There are many very good officers in 003 who do their job exceptionally day in/day out.I will compare my Compl. History(awards) and police wit with most people on this Dept. who all they do is whine

1/27/2009 12:38:00 PM


Who cares about your complimentary history (suck-hole skills) or your police wit, lets contest on skills and knowledge !!!

1/28/2009 01:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Does that mean if I am heavy I can live in Orland Park?

1/27/2009 11:22:00 PM


absolutely

1/28/2009 02:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BEWARE CPD! SNL this Saturday is a new one with Steve Martin hosting.

1/28/2009 06:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Deputy Chief of A/3 lives in 020 at Sheridan and Thorndale.His wife has a house in Lincolnwood.Follow him, he goes to the 020 address and leaves there every morning...old story forget it.

************

It sounds like you must be one of his top suckholes. Worried?

1/28/2009 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

umor has it that the Deputy Chief of Area 3 has been found to be living in Lincolnwood. Any truth to this rumor? Anybody have the inside scoop?

1/27/2009 10:17:00 AM


old news nothing done about it

1/28/2009 10:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11:22 you DONT want to live in orland park. Its one big traffic jam from one end to the other. I wouldnt even xmas shop at the mighty mall, the gridlock is not worth it.

1/28/2009 04:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is the Kid really a bad person ?? At least he wasn't doing stickups on the Green Line. A missing dad and boredom with school, and guess what?
He goes and tries to be upright. Prediction: the Kid talks the oath on Jan. 21 2041, after Chelsea's term.

1/28/2009 06:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was in juvenile court when Vincent Richardson plead not guilty of impersonating the police. The judge gave hime a continuance and Vincent Richardson replied that he would have to get permission from his watch commander to have a court date out of his regular court key.
He then asked the States Attorney to sign his Time Due slip!

1/27/2009 11:01:00 PM

OMG! Coffee all over the keyboard.

1/28/2009 07:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi all!
It is now 28 Jan 2009 and I still dont have my new FOP book, anybody else have the same problem?

Vincent Richardson

1/28/2009 09:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.hulu.com/watch/55016/the-tonight-show-monologue-jan-26-2009

Here is the monologue for 01/26/2009 if you want to post it in a seperate thread.

1/28/2009 10:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My apologies...

I sent you the wrong link.

Here is the Jay Leno show with the actual monologue.

If you need help that bad, I am waiting to test for CPD. I hear you are 5000 officers short, but filling them with children seems ridiculous.

Thanks Shortshanks.

God bless the CPD.

1/28/2009 10:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One thing needs to happen

GET RID OF DALEY and the ENTIRE FAMILY.

Until then all this is b.s.

1/28/2009 11:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To all the miss/mr know it all police who make the comment"only in the 3rd Dist.";fuck you..I happen to work in 003 and i agree we have a whole lot of "Dogs"but so do the other 24Dists. in this department.There are many very good officers in 003 who do their job exceptionally day in/day out.I will compare my Compl. History(awards) and police wit with most people on this Dept. who all they do is whine.I know the female officer who worked 395 that night and it could of happened to a lot of other people on this job but i know most of you are perfect and never made an honest mistake before in your careers.Capt. Johnson is one of the only bosses on this job who care about the "Blueshirts" and should of been in a Commander before our current "Burger Queen".Maybe it would of been better if John Franklin would of stayed.I never post on this blog but its a shame all of you are throwing these people under the bus without knowing all the facts.I shouldn't be surprised because i know all of you are perfect and have to vent by poking fun on an anonymous blog.Now i cant wait for everyone to rip on me so go ahead. signed,Still proud to be CPD.

Only a softball would stay in 003 when there is any chance at all to get out. Complimentary history means nothing to the real working poice; we all know it's a popularity/clout contest. I've been on this job for 27 years, and 003 has always been known as the station with the dumbest police in Chicago. This whole incident is no surprise.

1/29/2009 01:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So he lives in the suburbs. Big deal. I've lived in Las Vegas for ten years now. Take the red eye in and out. Just show the star and I'm good to go. Suckers!

1/31/2009 04:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TL IN 021 MIGHT LOOK 14 BUT HE DOESN'T ACT 14 - GIVE THE KID A BREAK DUDE!

2/04/2009 09:58:00 AM  

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