Saturday, June 13, 2009

Analog Gone

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If you cannot see the above graphic, you need to buy a converter box so you can read the new and improved digital signal of SCC. The above is a truly hilarious picture of J-Fed with no pants exiting a hotel room. You can see the shadow of what appears to be the mayor reflected in a hallway mirror. The bellhop knocking on the door is the airplane crash sergeant. And Mike Masters is wearing a snazzy little French maid outfit.

Open post for the weekend.

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35 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too funny...

6/13/2009 12:15:00 AM  
Blogger It's McTwitter! said...

I don't want to sound paranoid or anything, but don't these new digital boxes turn your brain into mush?

6/13/2009 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On Saturday 6/20 there's an all-day block party and fund raiser for our wounded Milwaukee brothers at the scene of the shooting, 2nd and National just south of downtown. Easy access off of I-94.

I'm scheduled off and am bringing some guys up with me. Who knows, maybe Chief Flynn will be there. I'd make the trip just to see what a real chief looks like. If I didn't have seniority here, I'd bring a resume.........

6/13/2009 01:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It takes a man to give a woman true analog...

6/13/2009 02:56:00 AM  
Blogger OLD*6970 said...

I think you have one of the 1 0 inverted, i think line 3, other wise it was very funny.:)

I'm watin for the scc chat line next.

6/13/2009 02:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

0110 some of my favorite numbers

6/13/2009 03:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Big joke it was all done to open up more frequencies. You can fit more signals in a bands with if it is a digital signal.

Oh it also helps the T.V. Sales.

6/13/2009 03:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

K.G. - from 023, go out and work the street. You stand there in 023 and lay claim how were the the one who revised the work schedule. However, you have not bid for another schedule. How many people have you locked-up in your career? Plus - how many felonies have YOU lock-ed up? Keep walking the foot beat - and keep your mouth closed.

6/13/2009 03:38:00 AM  
Anonymous KEYSTONE KOP said...

MIKE MASTERS MIKE MASTERS MIKE MASTERS MIKE MASTERS MIKE MASTERS

How Many CR'S Is That?

Hey SCC, Are You Sure That The (01) You Have On That Post Isn't Shortshanks/JPuds/Mike Masters/The Aldertheives/Fake/Storefront Reverends IQ ?? Inquiring Minds Want To Know? LMAOBT

MIKE MASTERS MIKE MASTERS MIKE MASTERS MIKE MASTERS

6/13/2009 04:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am so sick of them saying DIGITAL! Why is it only a certain group are the ones that need to be constantly remindeed and catered to?

6/13/2009 08:27:00 AM  
Anonymous 38 and Gone said...

I can't find tubes for my analog TV and the antenna wire is one of those flat ones. Can anyone give me a hand? Maybe mr. masters or his puppet-"master", shortshanks?

6/13/2009 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's about time!

I got tired of hearing all of the promos about it!

If someone does NOT know about the switch, then they must have been living under a rock!

6/13/2009 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Big joke it was all done to open up more frequencies. You can fit more signals in a bands with if it is a digital signal.

Oh it also helps the T.V. Sales.

6/13/2009 03:35:00 AM

The old analog spectrum has already been sold off to private companies for commercial use.

I hope some new channels have been reserved for police etc. The technology we use is antique. Not enough frequencies, with all the demand for new uses, baby monitors, cell phones, wireless crap etc.

Public safety generally comes after commercial interests. Police and fire died on 9/11 because the technology was crap, communications went to shit. Things haven't improved much.

I still have the same Windows 98 computer in my squad car as I did on 11 Sep 2001.

6/13/2009 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

KEYSTONE KOP said...

MIKE MASTERS MIKE MASTERS MIKE MASTERS MIKE MASTERS MIKE MASTERS

How Many CR'S Is That?

Hey SCC, Are You Sure That The (01) You Have On That Post Isn't Shortshanks/JPuds/Mike Masters/The Aldertheives/Fake/Storefront Reverends IQ ?? Inquiring Minds Want To Know? LMAOBT

MIKE MASTERS MIKE MASTERS MIKE MASTERS MIKE MASTERS

6/13/2009 04:51:00 AM


What if they run out of CR numbers?
You know, they can only count just so high down there and then their tiny imaginations run dry.

6/13/2009 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retirement Party for E.T. Phil Campbell 09 JUL 09 at Bourbon Street. 1900 - 2300 hrs
$30.00 includes: Food and Beverage and Big Phil

6/13/2009 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I SEE IT! I SEE IT!
IS THAT J-FEDS ASS OR HIS FACE?

6/13/2009 10:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Broken Man said...

0110 some of my favorite numbers

6/13/2009 03:02:00 AM


They rocked!!!

6/13/2009 10:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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6/13/2009 11:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where can a get a "DTV" television that will work in my squad car now?????????

6/13/2009 12:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Police sort out battery of nude woman in car
June 13, 2009 10:52 AM | 1 Comment

Chicago police are trying to sort out what happened to an unidentified woman who was found battered following a traffic crash on a South Side street, soon after an off-duty police officer reported seeing her nude, hanging from the window of a moving car, police said.

The woman was being treated at Christ Hospital Medical Center in Oak Lawn with serious injuries this morning, following the crash a little before 8 a.m. today, police said. She had not been identified, but police were questioning a possible suspect in her battery, police said.

Officers in the Gresham District first learned of the woman when an off-duty police officer called 911 with a report of a nude woman hanging out of a window of a brown, older-model Chevrolet, said Police News Affairs Officer Robert Gaines.

A few minutes later, at 7:42 a.m., police spotted a car matching that description at 79th Street and Peoria Avenue, Gaines said. When they tried to curb the car, it took off at a high speed, and because officers had no evidence that any felonies had been committed, they abandoned pursuit, Gaines said.

Soon after, police received a report of a crash in the 9600 block of South Halsted Street involving a moving van, Gaines said. When Fire Department personnel arrived on the scene, they found the crash involved the Chevrolet. A woman, who appeared to be the one who had earlier been spotted by the off-duty officer, was lying on the street, Gaines said; she was suffering from injuries from a battery. No other information was available.

The woman was taken to Christ Hospital with serious injuries, although details of those injuries were not immediately available, Gaines said. Two people who had been in the moving van also were taken to Christ Hospital with minor injuries, he said.

Police were questioning a man who is a possible suspect in the battery, Gaines said.



--Maybe the CPD should again review their chase policy and let us be the police.

This woman was probably raped & beaten. Nude & Yelling out the window of a car who is fleeing the police is "Normal". They terminated the chase because there was no signs that a felony was committed ??? Are you fucking stupid?!? WTF!!!!!

7th District last night chase was terminated due to a crash, offending vehicle continued to flee. After the chase was terminated the dispatcher got on and said car was taken in a robbery.

I hope this woman sues because the police failed to protect her.

Who's the pansy ass boss that terminated this?

6/13/2009 12:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So is this some sort of magic eye thingy?

lol.

6/13/2009 02:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how do these converter boxes work? where do you get them? I wish they would explain it a little more. I am going to wait in line at the blues fest and demand answers ...

6/13/2009 02:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Big joke it was all done to open up more frequencies. You can fit more signals in a bands with if it is a digital signal.

Oh it also helps the T.V. Sales.

6/13/2009 03:35:00 AM


Just wait til the CPD Radios go Digital...BIIIIIIIIG TROUBLES.........

6/13/2009 06:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 6/13/2009 03:02:00 AM

Chalkie, is that you?

6/13/2009 08:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am so sick of them saying DIGITAL! Why is it only a certain group are the ones that need to be constantly remindeed and catered to?

6/13/2009 08:27:00 AM

That comment will be perceived to be not Digitally Correct---someone is bound to play the Analog Card

6/13/2009 08:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If someone does NOT know about the switch, then they must have been living under a rock!

6/13/2009 08:53:00 AM

Patrick Star said:
Uhhh, what's all this about a switch?

6/13/2009 08:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Where can a get a "DTV" television that will work in my squad car now?????????

6/13/2009 12:09:00 PM

------------------------------
link to portable hdtv's

http://www.lcddigital.tv/

6/13/2009 11:10:00 PM  
Blogger leomemorial said...

What the hell?!?!?!? I scanned my tv with this new box and all I get is SCCtv 24/7 days a week.

There's not even a Det Shaved Channel...

6/13/2009 11:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope this woman sues because the police failed to protect her.

Who's the pansy ass boss that terminated this?

6/13/2009 12:28:00 PM

*********************************

Was it your Mom, Sister or Daughter? I didn't think so. So who gives a rat's ass?!?!? Figure it out dummy.

6/14/2009 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I put one of those converter boxes on an old TV in a room without cable hook-up. It gave me 48 channels. Some of these stations have five or six different programs broadcasting at the same time.

6/14/2009 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This woman was probably raped & beaten. Nude & Yelling out the window of a car who is fleeing the police is "Normal". They terminated the chase because there was no signs that a felony was committed ??? Are you fucking stupid?!? WTF!!!!!
----------
Not sure where you work but you wouldn't believe some of the stuff that's considered "normal" in parts of this city.

6/14/2009 12:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
Where can a get a "DTV" television that will work in my squad car now?????????

6/13/2009 12:09:00 PM

------------------------------
link to portable hdtv's

http://www.lcddigital.tv/

6/13/2009 11:10:00 PM


Invest in a broadband wireless Internet connection for your hand held device or your laptop. You can get most good stuff and watch DVD's too. All at $34 an hour.

Ask how I know.

6/14/2009 12:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
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6/13/2009 11:40:00 AM

Most cops are goood people just trying to do a rough and dangerous job

Very clever.

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6/14/2009 12:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Binary is not necessarily digital.

Please consult the CPD computer forensics team for more information on this!

6/15/2009 04:33:00 PM  
Blogger kateykakes said...

You truly are warped, SCC. No wonder I like you so much!


BTW, I sent an email letting you know i deleted Love, Daisy. I feel much more comfortable here at Katey's Kafe. If you feel like adding it to the side bar again, I'd appreicate it, if not, not a big deal at all.

I just enjoy reading here.

6/16/2009 11:53:00 PM  

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