Sunday, June 21, 2009

K9 List

That thing is under lock and key.

However, letters went out last week to everyone who took the tests and the last rumor heard is a fall class after the summer festival season.

Sergeants graduate around the end of the month. Was there a Detective "merit" letter floating around?

It seems there is no way J-Fed is going to get the promotions and hiring done that he talked about in his PAX 501. Ah well, another in a long series of lies.

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62 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sergeants graduate around the end of the month...


Hmmm? Didn't see that list. U got it?

6/21/2009 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anyone want to guess the over/under on the amount of phone calls required to get this spot? This department is a fuckimg joke... from top to bottom a big fat joke! Until the entire "seniority" and "merit" bullshit is tossed out this place will continue to be a laughing stock... needs to go strictly by who is the best cop... who produces, who gets the job done... who shows up every day and actually does his or her job... knowing someone, or longevity should not count for jack shit... do your job, get rewarded, that is how it should be... and anyone who denies that is a dog ass bitch

6/21/2009 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Couldn't you obtain this information by filing a FOIA request?

6/21/2009 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-fed can't make any merit detectives until he gets a new driver.

6/21/2009 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boy.....if I got into one of those study groups i'd be pretty pissed off right now!

6/21/2009 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous SkippyJiffPeterPan said...

I didn't score too well on the interview portion of the test. Do you think it might have anything to do with me showing the investigator my cupboard full of peanut butter?

6/21/2009 01:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is a retread class in the fall. No new K-9 officers off of this new list until possibly April of 2010.............

6/21/2009 01:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

K-9 huh? They probably raised the price of that and can't do anything til the lying stutterer gets back from Istanbul or wherever the hell he's gone to meet up with his hidden nephew.

6/21/2009 02:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you get K9 can your dog pull you on a sled to the academy for training?

6/21/2009 02:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What else is new, SCC? It's not like WEISel didn't show us all how full of shit he is with the way he dealt with Cozzi. One thing J-Fed has been quite clear about was the fact that he is indeed an ASSHOLE.

6/21/2009 06:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How did the secretary in mass transit score 4&5 yet never worked a day on street in 11 years I guess it must be nice to work for the Lt who graded her on the oral good job Cindy

6/21/2009 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did DD from 051, ellyns pick make it?

6/21/2009 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

July 1st for the Sgt.'s, K9 list is floating around somewhere.

6/21/2009 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Couldn't you obtain this information by filing a FOIA request?

6/21/2009 12:18:00 AM

Good luck, the City does not willingly release anything it does not want the public to see, FOIA be damned. The Tribune and others have had to go to court to enforce the FOIA and even then they don't get all they were looking for.

Remember the Shakman consent decrees put into place in 1972? The City routinely ignored them until and after the recent hiring scandal that resulted in Robert Sorich clamming up and taking all the heat.

Now we have a federal monitor to monitor compliance with Federal consent decrees put into place in 1972 and routinely ignored since then!

And still the Federal monitor, Noelle Brennan, says the City still is trying to skirt the rules. That is the real reason the stuttering prick wants to privatize everything. That way no Federal oversight over hiring or requiring workers to work elections.

The HDO and the Intergovernmental Affairs unit of the Mayor's Office were created to avoid complying with Shakman and to continue hiring the clouted.

With all the disregard for Federal law exhibited by Daley and others here over the past 37 years does anyone think that a common FOIA request is likely to be honored anytime soon?

6/21/2009 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why does the dept even give tests there were people who couldn't pass the physical test but were passed anyway and other people with no clout failed

6/21/2009 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
How did the secretary in mass transit score 4&5 yet never worked a day on street in 11 years I guess it must be nice to work for the Lt who graded her on the oral good job Cindy

6/21/2009 07:18:00 AM





Weis is a sham. I was actually thinking an ex-FBI guy would make the test legit for once....

6/21/2009 10:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know this does not mean shit, but for arguement sake, can't J-Pud be held accountable for not hiring the amount he proclaimed in his PAX 501. I believe he signs it with his signature.. Not that is a binding contract or anything but what if... I know everyone else is held accountable... Just sayn'!

6/21/2009 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have not seen a "merit" Detective letter put out to the commanders,,, Has anyone else???
Just wondering,, Im about 5 or 6 out and was wondering if they got the ball rolling on that??

6/21/2009 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How did the secretary in mass transit score 4&5 yet never worked a day on street in 11 years I guess it must be nice to work for the Lt who graded her on the oral good job Cindy

6/21/2009 07:18:00 AM

exactly! fuck this place

6/21/2009 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Couldn't you obtain this information by filing a FOIA request?

6/21/2009 12:18:00 AM

I am not sure what the mystery is? Those with clout already know they passed. Enough said, folks.

6/21/2009 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cupboard full of peanut butter! Hilarious!

6/21/2009 11:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

... from top to bottom a big fat joke! Until the entire "seniority" and "merit" bullshit is tossed out this place will continue to be a laughing stock... needs to go strictly by who is the best cop... who produces, who gets the job done... who shows up every day and actually does his or her job... knowing someone, or longevity should not count for jack shit...

6/21/2009 12:11:00 AM

I'm with you on the "merit" question, but seniority? Guess what, douche, I used to look at the old-timers funny when I had 3 years on and thought I was saving the world.

They didn't want to work inside. They would show up when you needed help, but you never saw them when you were in the processing room, writing up some bullshit arrest.

Years later, I realized what they knew. All your hard work means nothing in terms of your ability to get promoted. You might know somebody who moves up and needs someone who will do the bullshit arrests to keep his numbers up and ask for you. But sooner or later, you'll get jammed and the people who you thought were on your side abandon you.

Now I get my special. They don't eve come close to me when there is reverse seniority for some bullshit detail. They have to change someone elses day off group.

Wait your turn.

6/21/2009 11:59:00 AM  
Anonymous nota2yearwonder said...

Until the entire "seniority" and "merit" bullshit is tossed out this place will continue to be a laughing stock... needs to go strictly by who is the best cop... who produces,
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Man! Try and be a little more bitter with your 2 days on the job don't know nothing ass. I am sure you are the "best cop" ever. I doubt if you will ever have any seniority but if you do you might feel different.

6/21/2009 12:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have to do a little snooping on this one, but a little bird states more ex-fbi coming to CPD, to do the job some sworn had been doing in order to send the sworn to the street. Don't want to name the unit until I can dig deeper......anyone else heard this??????

6/21/2009 12:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The fix is in. A 30 quetstion test? I scored nearly perfect on the written, past the physical portion and did what I thought was pretty good on the interview

But who gave the interview? All people with clout heavy spots. Airport, mass transit and canine people. Yeah I'm sure me with my no phone call had an honest shot

6/21/2009 01:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pass the Written Test (GREAT)..
Pass the Physical Test (Awesome)..
I'M IN, right?????
OOOOOOHHHHH NOOOOOOO, now you got to go before a panel for an..READY?
"INTERVIEW"
What a FUKN' JOKE!!!
Yeah, this was a "LEGIT" test! It just keeps going on and on.

6/21/2009 02:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I some how made both list and don't have any calls. I almost shit my self when I got the letters

6/21/2009 04:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I did not score that well on the oral interview...Then again I have no CLOUT, CHINAMAN, nor am I willing to sleep my way to the top. I have asked several people about the list before it came out and all I heard was, "You got a phone call make it before the scores come out." WTF !!

6/21/2009 04:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TO 6/21/2009 12:08 am The Sergeants list was even posted on this blog and I even saw it around the district...I'm betting you did not score that high on it nor the DETECTIVE one either!!

6/21/2009 04:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I actually thought I had a chance at getting into the K9 unit... This sucks

6/21/2009 04:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When you are spoon fed the answers it's amazing how good you test...

6/21/2009 04:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was posted on here over a month ago. Where you been?

6/21/2009 07:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Until the entire "seniority" and "merit" bullshit is tossed out this place will continue to be a laughing stock... needs to go strictly by who is the best cop... who produces, who gets the job done... who shows up every day and actually does his or her job... knowing someone, or longevity should not count for jack shit... do your job, get rewarded, that is how it should be... and anyone who denies that is a dog ass bitch

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Spoken like a true imbecile.

Who makes these "best cop" decisions in this fairy world you live in? I will bet a dime to a dozen you sure as hell include yourself in that bunch. Slicked back hair, ten months off probation, and, oh yes, a baseball glove wearer. Maybe you should chose these "best cop" assigments.

But until that time, maybe senority should count for something. Especially since thats all anybody's got who ain't got a phone call on this department.

You remember that exciting story you tell the fat chicks at Dugans. You know, the one that keeps getting better every time you tell it. That story you wouldn't even bother telling someone with some time on this job. And why? Because you don't want some copper to laugh in your face when he tells you that he's done it, seen it, lived it more than a hundred times.

Take away senority? Maybe the real dog ass bitch is the fool who posted this nonsense in the first place.

Free prediction:
Five years from today you will be at a desk at headquarters taking papers from one office to the next, telling your fellow secretaries how these "dumb ass patrolmen still working the street" are fucking up this job because they refuse to check BOX Q on a case report and you are the officer in charge of BOX Q records.

There's an over/under you can count on.

6/21/2009 08:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why on earth would anyone care about who gets a dog& a company car? CPD K-9 is a joke to begin with. Keep in mind the folks they pull for K-9 leave you shorthanded on the street like the Sgt.s. Something everyone chooses to overlook, how can the City be in such financial straights,having to lay people off & but turn around & promote people? If there are less officers on the street why would you need more supervisors?

Not surprising though,when it comes to promotions this blog turns into a Cheerleaders post even for whiteshirts.
What's up w/ that?

6/21/2009 08:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What made the K-9 a joke was the interview. What a fucking joke!!!!What gets me is how these pricks can walk around and look you in the eye and talk about where one is on the list like he or she got there on ones own merit.

6/21/2009 09:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seniority? Have you lost it? That's how half this nonsense got started in the first place. Seniority being disregarded. Wait til some kid you coached in baseball starts ordering you to give him paper or cancels your days off. Then tell me about seniority.

6/21/2009 09:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why on earth would anyone care about who gets a dog& a company car? CPD K-9 is a joke to begin with.[...]

6/21/2009 08:57:00 PM

Sounds like a good joke to me.
Also sounds like you are a whiny
bitch that couldn't get in.

6/21/2009 09:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I never thought I'd say this but that idiot making that comment about seniority being meaningless is a direct result of no military draft. Suburban, only child, nerd, less than two years OTJ and selfish beyond belief. The poster that said this is all cops with no clout have is right. There are even cops that could have clout and won't because they won't be beholden to crooks.

6/21/2009 10:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Im just sayin said...

They didn't want to work inside. They would show up when you needed help, but you never saw them when you were in the processing room, writing up some bullshit arrest.


where do you work? Gerontology candy land??? Give me a break! The old timers NEVER show up! Most of them get lost on days and dont even listen to the radio! I do not agree with the original poster about getting rid of seniority but lets be realistic... the old timers on this job are a waste... I used to work midnights in 008 so I would hear the old timers coming on at 0700... Talk about fighting tooth and nail to get out of doing work at all fucking costs!!! Old timers on this job do nothing! Sorry, but it is true! I now have 15 years on, so I am in the middle... Hair gels are annoying, but they will show up... they are a bit over zealous at times, but at least they arent "burned out" and act like they have seen and done everything! I hate reading this blog and hearing the lessons/lectures given by the old timers who obviously spend way too much time here... Sorry, but I am not taking advice from a guy 3 times divorced, who sleeps half a shift, who spent years supplementing his income with a few envelopes and or traffic stops a week, was/is a racist, sexist and every other ist regardless of race, religion or creed! Sorry, but I think the force out age should be dropped to about 53... or require a POWER test every year or you are out! Im just sayin!

6/21/2009 10:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Major Blockrounder said...

HEY JODY!

Nice test.

The legit guy,
From the legit F.B.I.,
Was going to make the C.P.D. legit.

Just another Daley whore in a long line of Daley whores.

What makes you the biggest whore is you don't count on this job for a pension. YOU HAVE A SIGNED CONTRACT. You could have made testing under your watch somewhat legit and told Daley to go piss up a rope. But you didn't.

You think cleaning up the dept. means screwing over a few cops. Try being the first Supt. to stand up to the Daley for the good of the C.P.D. and not the good of the media or city hall.

Next time the city council is grilling you as to how to reduce crime, how about telling them that the city needs to change the way the dept. tests and promotes.

For starters.

6/21/2009 10:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SkippyJiffPeterPan said...
I didn't score too well on the interview portion of the test. Do you think it might have anything to do with me showing the investigator my cupboard full of peanut butter?

6/21/2009 01:23:00 AM
hahahah dude nice one. remember use creamy not chunky

6/21/2009 11:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

The fix is in. A 30 quetstion test? I scored nearly perfect on the written, past the physical portion and did what I thought was pretty good on the interview

But who gave the interview? All people with clout heavy spots. Airport, mass transit and canine people. Yeah I'm sure me with my no phone call had an honest shot

6/21/2009 01:10:00 PM


Did you remember to say "Notify the Watch Commander?"

If not, too bad. Ask someone who got fucked on past promotional exams about that one.

6/21/2009 11:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
TO 6/21/2009 12:08 am The Sergeants list was even posted on this blog and I even saw it around the district...I'm betting you did not score that high on it nor the DETECTIVE one either!!

6/21/2009 04:33:00 PM


Found it...22 May 09

6/21/2009 11:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about the marin test? Doctors physical and qual had to be in back in Feb and yet no test announced?

Seems like the connected ones did not get their info in in time

6/21/2009 11:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 8:57 pm.
You have got to be joking about "the K-9's are joke to begin with"? You are the joke my friend, and you probably have about 15 seconds on this job. I love those dogs. Burglary in progress- I know they are in there, I know they didn't leave, me and my partner both knew it and searched and searched. We called the dogs and as soon as they started barking the 2 felons screamed from the ceiling to please put the dogs away and they would come down. I got stuck on one of the nights the bulls won the championship-we had 35th and king drive. As soon as they won we all knew it cause you could hear the roar in the air coming from the Ida B. When they started running north to 35th street, they got in the street-we were lined up opposite and I had a dog on one side of me and one on the other. The handlers let loose of the leashes about 3 ft or so and moved with their dogs. All of those shits stopped in their tracks and moved back slowly and ran back south were they belonged. I don't know how many times we would run into some crap with a muti-floor bldg that had to be searched-just called the dogs and they did the job for us. And the handlers would thank us for calling them out. So you my friend, are the joke.

6/22/2009 12:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They have not promoted a class of detectives since November 2007!!!!

6/22/2009 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is REAL easy diaper-tards...(I mean old man diapers...you know, we all worked with a guy who made funny noises, funny lean overs, and then started talking to the window!) here is the new system... for patrol anyway... You are graded, ALL OBJECTIVELY, on your (get this) ACTIVITY! Similar to the system recently dropped in... arrests, movers, parkers, ANOVs, contact cards, stolen vehicles recovered, guns recovered., etc etc and then there is "credit" given or taken for your position (i.e., foot guy, given a 2 point relief in arrests, guns, and RSA, but gets -2 for parkers, contact cards and ANOVs)... The MSF or TRU guy gets the opposite a lax on parkers, movers, ANOVs but gets harped on for impounds, guns, dpe... etc etc it WOULDNT be very hard to get the union on board to make a system where whatever your job is, there is a system to grade yo on your efficiency... If you sleep ZERO if you sip coffee and look for a freebie here a freebie there ZERO you depend on your "been there done that" BS attitude, retire... or get a ZERO You do your job... get whatver specifically you are suppose to get at a minimum, you are rewarded...you go a bit above and beyond, you get a bit more... you bust ass YOU GET THE BEST SPOT YOU GET THE BEST FURLOUGH AND YOU GET THE BEST D.O.G. You dont... you rely on stupid ass antiquated irrelevant stories of how many skulls you busted or beefs you have had, yet you do nothing now... you get buried you get 1a 2b despite having 30 years on Time we bring back pride in this job the expected handouts are worse than in the ghetto time to move into current times.... you work, you get rewarded you sleep you get bounced.... signed 19 years on so kill your "hairgel" comments they hold no water just like your invalid career

6/22/2009 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Sorry, but I am not taking advice from a guy 3 times divorced, who sleeps half a shift, who spent years supplementing his income with a few envelopes and or traffic stops a week"

WOW, The jealousy factor is just oozing out of you. 1st of all shit for Brains, The Traffic Guys are long gone probably up @ their summer cottage supplemented by those envelopes you speak of. Obviously you got launched from a management day spot& because you don't have the seniority are stuck on afternoons.Boo Hoo. I'd rather have a guy sleeping than an overzealous no nothing moron dragging me into some bullshit that will leave me twisitng in the wind pending separation from the Dept.Btw,I'm in the middle w/ 19yrs on but see it for what it is.JUST A JOB. 15years should have at least taught you that or perhaps your just a career house cat? MEOW!!

6/22/2009 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They didn't want to work inside. They would show up when you needed help, but you never saw them when you were in the processing room, writing up some bullshit arrest.

*****

where do you work? Gerontology candy land??? Give me a break! The old timers NEVER show up! Most of them get lost on days and dont even listen to the radio! I do not agree with the original poster about getting rid of seniority but lets be realistic... the old timers on this job are a waste... I used to work midnights in 008 so I would hear the old timers coming on at 0700... Talk about fighting tooth and nail to get out of doing work at all fucking costs!!! Old timers on this job do nothing! Sorry, but it is true! I now have 15 years on, so I am in the middle...

*****

Maybe I wasn't clear enough. With your 15, your half way to me. I was referring to when I was the young guy. My personal experience. Sorry the old guys suck by you.

But now Seniority is my middle name. I'm not a beat cop anymore, but I am in a position where I still choose to be out there and the young guys know me. Hang in there, you too will be 53 someday.

6/22/2009 01:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks Jody. stupid me actually thought since I was qualified. At least as far as being a worker, doing what was asked of me, and showing up for work everyday that I would have a shot of getting K9 legit. Boy was I wrong. Mightve actually had a phone call that mightve helped but didnt use it. My fault. So fuck it. Jody on a daily basis this department has become even more of a joke under your command. It is now more corrupt than it has ever been in recent memory and you are or at least whos actually running it is to blame.

6/22/2009 02:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thank you, to 12:02am, glad someone appreciates the k-9's.

6/22/2009 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too much cryin going on in here.

6/22/2009 01:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dont be haters if u had a phone call use it

6/22/2009 02:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks Jody. stupid me actually thought since I was qualified. At least as far as being a worker, doing what was asked of me, and showing up for work everyday that I would have a shot of getting K9 legit. Boy was I wrong. Mightve actually had a phone call that mightve helped but didnt use it. My fault. So fuck it. Jody on a daily basis this department has become even more of a joke under your command. It is now more corrupt than it has ever been in recent memory and you are or at least whos actually running it is to blame.

6/22/2009 02:34:00 AM

Why didn't you use that phone call?

6/22/2009 03:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:02AM GCS? We were on King Drive also. I remember the roar. They ran out like cockroaches when the lights go on.

6/22/2009 04:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bear made the K9 list to get his own dog. Big surprise! Everyone knows him and Ginger are tighter than a spring.

6/22/2009 06:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 1:10 pm:

If you scored nearly perfect on the test then there sure mustn't have been any spelling on it. I'm glad you PAST the physical too!

6/22/2009 07:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry, but I am not taking advice from a guy 3 times divorced, who sleeps half a shift, who spent years supplementing his income with a few envelopes and or traffic stops a week, was/is a racist, sexist and every other ist regardless of race, religion or creed! Sorry, but I think the force out age should be dropped to about 53... or require a POWER test every year or you are out! Im just sayin!

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Did you know 15 year man why 40 year-old felons put their hands on a wall when you tell them to even if they're dirty? Do you know why 16 year old kids don't?

Do you know why less than 1% of all gun arrestees turn that gun on the cop about to arrest them? Do you know why an extremely high percentage of those that do take aim at the police are under 25 years old?

That's because those evil, racist cops who patrolled this shithole in a much more violent time actually put the fear of God into these animals. That's also because the new 15 year and less men couldn't put the fear into a 12 year old girl.

Yeah, you made a great department for yourself Mr. 15 year man. Twenty years ago, more than 60% of the homicides in this dump were CHARGED. Now less than 30% are even closed.

Did you know that 30 years ago, shitheads who said they ran from the police "because they were scared" were actually telling the truth?

You've done wonders with this department, 15 year man, I can't wait to see what it looks like in another 15 years.

6/23/2009 11:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow! What an eloquent post! And true, very, very true!!!

Retired 01, and loving it!

6/23/2009 09:03:00 PM  
Blogger Felipe said...

BS! indead, Took K9 test and during interview process was shut down because it to them i had 5 years on the job. Requirement was 3Years, Bu!!S#*% !

6/24/2009 11:20:00 PM  
Blogger SCC said...

to the unpublished:

you want to explain what that is? maybe we'll let one go through if you do.

6/26/2009 03:44:00 PM  
Blogger SCC said...

When you explain it, we may publish it. We may even celebrate your day with you.

6/27/2009 12:02:00 AM  

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