Saturday, June 20, 2009

Roland Burris - Moron

  • How lame of a Senator is Roland Burris, the hack brought in by Illinois’ indicted ex-governor to take Barack Obama’s seat? The guy has himself an appointment to the Armed Services Committee. Which means he oversees the Pentagon, in theory. But during last week’s proceedings of that committee, Burris seemed genuinely shocked to discover that the Defense Department devoted so much time and money to science and technology.

    "You’re saying that [the armed] services have their own research laboratories going?” he asked Zachary Lemnios, the administration’s nominee to be the Director of Defense Research and Engineering — the Pentagon’s geek-in-chief. Then he asked Lemnios — pronouncing his name “Leonis” — the follow-up question you’d expect from a son of the Chicago Machine: So does that mean you’re the guy in charge of all that research cash?

So where does Roland think all these weapons come from? They don't exist on shelves. Russia doesn't own them and sell them to us. There aren't any "magical" weapon factories - except those that the United States owns and operates - to produce smart weapons, stealth craft and almost "SkyNet" type systems.

This is the best and brightest our political class has to offer to represent Illinois in the US Senate? We certainly hope voters are paying attention.

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Anonymous Morons,Imbeciles and Cretins said...

We of the above named, resent being compared to an Illinois politician. We have our standards to maintain.

6/20/2009 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about Durbin. Get's some news in a closed meeting and pulls his money out of mutual funds and invests in Berkshire Hathaway.
Didn't Martha Stewart go to jail for that.

6/20/2009 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whatchyou talkin' about Leonis?!

6/20/2009 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes it does mean he's in charge of the research cash. I hope there are some legit feds around the Capitol Bldg to make sure this sticky fingered Chi-town hustler doesn't make off with any of it. Watch Bill "NAFTA" Daley even closer.

6/20/2009 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC Stated:..."We certainly hope voters are paying attention."

ANSWER: Nope, most people are lemmings. Just look at all who voted for our current "leaders", from our Mayor to our President, and most of the shit in between.

6/20/2009 12:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just wait till Skynet become aware!!!

6/20/2009 01:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW

6/20/2009 01:28:00 AM  
Blogger Phil Schitz here said...

Burris. I can't believe how stupid he is. The man needs to shut his mouth before some sense jumps in.

6/20/2009 02:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Roland is like a nervous little retarded black squirrel - all shifty-eyed and such

6/20/2009 02:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

calling him a moron is giving this idiot too much credit

6/20/2009 03:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the best and brightest our political class has to offer to represent Illinois in the US Senate? We certainly hope voters are paying attention.


Why, yes. Yes it is. Do you ever just feel embarrassed when you watch our "leaders" on TV? Rush, Burris, Jackson. It's truly horrifying. These are the types of people you want running the country and deciding how our military is deployed to keep us safe. Oh, and they steal too. They steal a lot. Isn't chicago great?

6/20/2009 05:27:00 AM  
Anonymous South Loop Joe said...

Take Burris and shove him up
Danny Davis' ass and then shove that whole pile of crap up
Stroger's and then Drop them in the lake.

6/20/2009 05:58:00 AM  
Blogger Dan said...

Burris and Durbin are both stuck-on-stupid.

6/20/2009 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous 38 and Gone said...

The real shame with this poor excuse for a senator is that he really believes he is qualified. He comes from the same delusional universe as the man who appointed him.

6/20/2009 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least we have a new name to call a lying, shifty eyed squirrel cheeked insignificant political has-been.

A rolandburris. As in "he is just a rolandburris."

6/20/2009 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pathetic.

6/20/2009 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Huh? Huh?

6/20/2009 08:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Drop them yokels in the lake ?
Hell, is'nt Lake Michigan
polluted enough already ?
And if you look closely at Burris
doesn't he resemble the weasel
that he is.

6/20/2009 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Roland Burris's intelligence reminds me of a joke I once heard.
Q.
Why did Roland wear a tuxedo to get his vasectomy?
A.
If eyes goin to beez impotent, eyes want to look important. Den eyes goin to putz dat on my tombstone.

6/20/2009 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

durbin is not much better--- now comes word that lisa "stoneface" madigan may run-- god help us--

6/20/2009 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about Durbin. Get's some news in a closed meeting and pulls his money out of mutual funds and invests in Berkshire Hathaway.
Didn't Martha Stewart go to jail for that.
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Yes! So why don't the feds go after him. That should be like picking low lying fruit. Then he and George can be butt buddies in the federal pen. Poor Lura Lynn.

6/20/2009 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take Burris and shove him up
Danny Davis' ass and then shove that whole pile of crap up
Stroger's and then Drop them in the lake.

There's just one problem..

SHIT FLOATS!!!!

6/20/2009 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The really funny part is this stuff is not shocking anymore.Our once great country is doomed.

6/20/2009 11:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Roland Burris is a joke, barely capable as a state political hack, and totally out of his league when it comes to matters of national defense and security.

6/20/2009 11:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is official, we are the most corrupt State in the Union. From the top, Obama to the Governor's office to the both US Senators, to many Congressmen (JJJ and LG are the worst) to the County Board, to the City Council of Chicago, to various suburbs (Larry Dominick of Cicero make Betty Maltese look like Betty Crocker) I won't even get started on the Illinois Legislators.

These guys make the Government of Iran look like reformers.

And the minorities and liberals continue to vote these all these assholes in.

6/20/2009 12:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He thought they bought their stuff from th GD's.

6/20/2009 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
How about Durbin. Get's some news in a closed meeting and pulls his money out of mutual funds and invests in Berkshire Hathaway.
Didn't Martha Stewart go to jail for that.

6/20/2009 12:10:00 AM

Him and burris both thieves and morons, but they get elected! watch that senile fick burris run he said he will not, but he is a thief and liar like daley! 3 more years then retired,out of this corrupt city, county state and then fcuk illinois!

6/20/2009 12:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Roland is like a nervous little retarded black squirrel - all shifty-eyed and such

6/20/2009 02:41:00 AM"



Hey dere, don' be dissin' da squirrels, bubba.....

6/20/2009 12:52:00 PM  
Anonymous We the Idiots said...

We the Illinois voters will re-elect him, watch.

6/20/2009 01:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't get it .

6/20/2009 01:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

illinois politicians especially chicago politicians are literally a joke. i was in california and florida recently and when people found out i was from chicago all they did was laugh and ask how tolerate all the corruption. our corruption makes the news nationwide. now i know there is corruption all over the country but ours is the cream of the crop and the rest of the country knows it.

6/20/2009 01:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Absolutely true: When Burris was attorney general his office had a case involving a water rights dispute between Illinois and Kentucky. Burris' question to his staff: "Can't we send in the Illinois navy?"

6/20/2009 02:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mumbles Burris's response is like a typical shit head when he walks out of court after having his case SOL'd by the goof states attorney.

"yeah, man like I be beating that case!"

Hey Roland, just because you didnt get charged, doesn't make you innocent, you puke!

6/20/2009 04:55:00 PM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

do to the members of the daley inc. crime syndicate, shortshanks, j-fed & his ghouls, alderthieves, greasy-fingered politicos, running dog rev'runs & the soon to be eating pork & beans/living in squatter camps along the sanitary & ship canal, ass-whore local media the same thing buccaneers did to their "problems" at sea... sew their decayed-ass carcasses in a sail weighed with some cannon-balls and kick the whole squirming, howling sack of shit overboard...

6/20/2009 06:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dumber than a bag of hammers!!!

6/20/2009 06:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Burris has been a moron since birth. He reminds me of the character in "Being There". Despite his stupidity and incompetence the dopey dumbocrats in this state have elected him to many statewide offices including attorney general. I figure he must have paid someone off to get a law license but how did he actually get through college and law school. Our balless senators in D.C. could still use their authority to force him out of the senate. But he is the ultimate dumbocrat tool and will vote for anything BO wants so Dick "Mr. Investment" Durbin and the others won't dare touch him.
Costa Rica is starting to look real good as a retirement destination. Dollar goes a long way and the literacy rate is 92%. Never thought I'd seriously consider leaving the USA, but there won't be much left when BO, Rahm, Axelrod, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and the rest get done with it.

6/20/2009 06:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Federal investigation of Senator Dick Durbin is hereby called for by the readers of Second City Cop.

6/20/2009 07:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

do to the members of the daley inc. crime syndicate, shortshanks, j-fed & his ghouls, alderthieves, greasy-fingered politicos, running dog rev'runs & the soon to be eating pork & beans/living in squatter camps along the sanitary & ship canal, ass-whore local media the same thing buccaneers did to their "problems" at sea... sew their decayed-ass carcasses in a sail weighed with some cannon-balls and kick the whole squirming, howling sack of shit overboard...
__________

Dude! I'm in.

6/20/2009 09:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

VOTE REPUBLICAN!

Get rid of all the mopey DumbocRATS!

6/20/2009 10:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

38 and Gone said...

The real shame with this poor excuse for a senator is that he really believes he is qualified. He comes from the same delusional universe as the man who appointed him.

6/20/2009 08:26:00 AM


Sad but true, a real shame. The larger shame is that there are many other US senators and members of congress who are equally incompetent.

6/20/2009 10:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You had to see him trying to talk in Spanish on an immigration rally. My farts probably sounded better than his Spanish, and people could off understand me better!

6/20/2009 11:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here is an example on how big an ego Burris has.

He is the father of a son and a daughter.

His son's name is Roland.

His daughter's name is Rolanda.

Only a true jagoff would do that.

6/20/2009 11:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the guy touring a machine shop. Open-mouthed in astonishment. "I didn't know you could make gears. I thought you had to buy gears."

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6/21/2009 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
VOTE REPUBLICAN!

Get rid of all the mopey DumbocRATS!

6/20/2009 10:13:00 PM


In Illinois they are all the same.

6/21/2009 06:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Absolutely true: When Burris was attorney general his office had a case involving a water rights dispute between Illinois and Kentucky. Burris' question to his staff: "Can't we send in the Illinois navy?"

6/20/2009 02:48:00 PM


What, you mean Illinois doesn't have a navy? Since when?

6/21/2009 06:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Bro. of Blago said...

We shouldn't pick on Burris because he has alzheimers. His wife needs to step in and end this madness. The guy doesn't know whether he's coming or going. He has that dazed, alzheimers look in his eyes and he doesn't remember current shit. It is obvious that the poor prick has a disease. Somebody has to help him. He's making a fool out of himself constantly. Hey Cliff Kelly, if you love Roland so much help him become declared incompetent and get him out of the media's eye. You phony, hack!

6/21/2009 09:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the Sun-Times headline yesterday was "BURRIS -- VAGUE, BUT NOT ILLEGAL."

Smiling at everyone. "Why, yes, yes, yes..." Doesn't interfere with stuffing money into the pockets either. It's perfect.

Shuffling quietly down the corridors of power, off to enjoy a good cigar and a few quiet jokes in the private lounge, gently repeating to himself, "I am a United States Senator..."

Probably he wants to quietly doze off in that big custom chair with the U.S. Seal embroidered on it and just sort of drift away...he'll live to be 137 in that environment, and he's already got the tombstone and his whole biography all arranged.

Roland has arrived.

6/21/2009 02:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"His son's name is Roland.

"His daughter's name is Rolanda.

"Only a true jagoff would do that."

--6/20/2009 11:45:00 PM

The ones I watch out for are the ones who fill in the boxes on the order blank and mail-order that little sign -- you know, it's just like a city street sign except that it has their family name on it.

That goes up at the end of their driveway, and they walk around in matching his-and-hers Lacoste pullovers.

When their dog bites you, they'll rush it inside, shut the door, and sit in there being real quiet like no one's home.

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6/21/2009 02:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"What, you mean Illinois doesn't have a navy? Since when?"

--6/21/2009 06:49:00 AM

Send in the chunky woman in the fluorescent safety vest who makes her living kayaking around off the beaches at taxpayer expense "scientifically preventing wildlife depredations" -- i.e., seagulls taking a crap -- with her inevitable border collie.

The "BIRD RESCUE" gals over by the former Meigs Field can hit their flashing yellow light and back her up if anything happens.

6/21/2009 03:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Based on updated information, Mr. Burris has been downgraded to IMBECILE.

6/22/2009 07:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But.....ya can be vague and maybe somewhat inconsistent to be honest.....I mean,ax (Burris) Winnie the Pooh! Question is.....will be put that on his tombstone?!

6/22/2009 11:47:00 AM  

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