Someone Explain Please
What the hell?
Please don't tell us this was a former desk officer who didn't know the height of the wagon. That's a lot of damage.
Please don't tell us this was a former desk officer who didn't know the height of the wagon. That's a lot of damage.Labels: we got nothing
posted by SCC at 10:14 AM
221 Comments:
Oh, that HAD to hurt.
What the fuuuuuuck?! Oh Lawdy Lawdy.
is this from 009 in their new garage from awhile ago?
Parking lot damage, no CR!
Same thing happened in 020's garage about a year ago.
PO wanted to take the wagon up to their own car to get some stuff.
Knocked the prisoner box right off the frame.
The wagon was fixed and back in service in about 3 weeks.
I don't think they can salvage this box.
The officer should just sign the SPAR, no excuses for this one.
Sorry to the officer(s) involved but that has to be the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Thanks for a much needed laugh.
Before you judge simply by looking at the picture a few facts you should know:
That accident occurred in the 009th dist parking garage which is a bi level parking garage. The people who designed and built the garage never envisioned that a wagon might need to go up to the top level so they didn't design enough clearance for it to do so. The department is adamant that there are signs posted at each entrance. The signs say police vehicles only , clearance 9'6".
Do you know of any wagon that clearly states and informs the driver of it's height? If the department didn't intend for wagons to go to the second level then why not post large signs stating NO WAGONS BEYOND MAIN LEVEL. The department and the contractors that built this garage clearly fucked up and now they want to hammer the poor coppers who get stuck working the wagon. I might add that the 009th district opened in mid December of 08 and this latest accident is at least the 4th or 5th time a wagon has been involved in accidents in the garage(although the above pictured one takes the cake as far as the most damage). A few months back a midnight crew working the wagon hit a different part of the garage and one of the officers was injured and needed some serious dental work. This current accident left the driver I.O.D. with neck and back injuries. Wouldn't you think with this clear pattern that the city would've taken some retroactive corrections with the garage? They haven't done a damn thing except get very pissed off at the latest incident. I feel for the officer driving the wagon and fear that the department is going to try and railroad her. I believe that the F.O.P. and the safety committee need to get involved in this one.
Squad can I get a float
Rumor has it that the top deputies on Anita Alvarez's staff have instructed all members of their staff that there will be zero tolerence on any CPD accused of a crime. ASAs were instructed to proceed for any felony you can charge officers with and if it is a misdemeanor offense they are encouraged to look for aggravating circumstances.
They don't care if we are victims, they would much rather portray us as offenders, it gets more press.
doh! - Was it avoidable?
18B
...I didn't see anything...
the driver of that veh is going on the medical for the summer he was told he was going to the seven dist for the summer `he said fuck that i bet he didnt care what happen to the horses 365 days off summer vaction what more could you ask for who is the dummy the people who work dont write any tickets /parkers /movers / anov/stay down on jobs longer etc.
Is that 1071 (3rd) ?!
Oh jeez, all those prisoners they had in the back must of escaped too....right?!
Wow! I'm speechless!
parking lot damage?
Oh that's a reprimand for sure.
Someone give my man NP from 025 the keys to the wagon again?
no its not a desk office but its f"n funny
hope their wasn't any prisoners in back--- looks like this one is going to the scrap heap.
YOu had to be going pretty fast to da that damage
That's AWESOME!!!
Obviously, the driver wasn't a regular wagon-man. I'd venture a guess that there was an over-zealous rookie or petite little officerette behind the wheel for that one.
The only thing that picture needs is that goofy Sergeant who posed with the crashed SWA plane to be shown standing next to the wagon.
I LOVE IT!!!
I am laughing so hard. That's too funny. That's the new stations... they didn't build the parking lots high enough for the wagon to go into them. So if you're not a usual wagon guy and happen to work it once in a great while you forget and try to take the ramp up to your car and **BOOM** there goes the whole back end. Has happened a bunch of times already now.
Almost looks like the Hulk was apprehended then escaped.
A4? Or Masters?
Must be "global warming" or Bush's fault.
/sarc
ECS
This reminds me of a joke I saw where in the picture was a truck stuck under a viaduct and an Obama voter asks the truck driver "Hey buddie, are you stuck?" and the driver replies "No, I'm delivering a fuckin' bridge.......
That looks like the 016 garage?
Those wagon boxes are made like shit.
The city could save money just using a Ford or Chevy cargo van and convert it into a squadrol.
HOWEVER someone has a sweet contract I'm sure and makes out by building the current wagons for the city.
Could you imagine the driver's reaction when he hit the garage?
He probably shit.
good stuff. 16?? 17??
I'm an attorney.
I would like to represent the prisoners who were sitting in the back.
Everytime I drove a wagon I was in fear I'd do exactly that.
Please tell me it wasn't those guys on midnites in o25. They have wrecked 3 different trucks in the last year.
Say hello to the new Summer Mobile Wagon.
Well, that's one less wagon we have.
In our district we got two wagons with over 170,000 miles on each of them. Both of them are complete JUNK and they're constantly in the shop for repairs. There's never any pool wagons, so we go without a wagon on a regular basis.
The "doggie van" wagons the city has started to use are a total joke. You have to open multiple doors in order to get the combative offender, sloppy drunk, or whacked out mental inside. The doors are less than 4 feet tall, so the offender has to be a midget, too! These things are going to get some officers hurt, I guarantee it.
The big Ford F450 wagons are nice, but a perfect compromise would be a tallboy, duallie Dodge Sprinter with a bench along each wall. Forget the stupid camera systems and interior cages, they're a total waste of money. Obviously, somebody's making some serious $$$ by selling those rediculous, overpriced "doggie vans" to the city. What a joke!
If the powers that be would just ask the regular wagon guys what would work the best and be the most cost effective, we could easily save hundreds of thousands (if not "millions") of dollars and get much better designed wagons to use throughout the city. It's obvious that the person who's buying the doggie vans has no clue whatsoever about the combative knuckleheads that wagon guys have to transport on a daily basis.
Wagon Man
XX72, Hold me down going to court...
Disregard that last request squad, what's the position on the redio for "r-sevice"...
where the hell was this at????? i would have paid money to see that in person.
There must be a good story behind this.
Too bad the two murdering bastards of hero Officer Valadez weren't in that vehicle. Hopefully no other good citizen (sarcasm) was in it, for the only reason being the lawsuits.
Looks like the driver wouldn't have been hurt, and that's good.
--not a cop but not that Not a Cop-- :)
Maybe jfed took a ride in it and his overblown ego (or the 'roids) made it explode!
hilarious!!!!
"Shawn Gaston and Kevin Walker were being transported to central when the vehicle suffered an unfortunate accident."
Were there any prisoners in there?
LUCY ! you got sum explaining to do
WTF!!! Thats better than the picture hanging in the lobby of 012 dist depicting the past Commander (Sodini) buried in his car up to the frame in fresh cememt calling for a tow!!! Whoever was the driver of this wagon......Uh.....you in a lot of trouble boys...(Blues Brothers. This is definately a classic!!!
A couple bystanders ran up and jumped in the wreckage, claiming they were being transported at the time of the accident.
The city is putting together a settlement offer as we speak.
Whooooopsie !!!!!!!!!!
Liked the old wagons better with the single door, but all things change.
All I can say about the picture is DAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNNN, that's cool!
that's funny shit!!!
The girl that it happened to is a really nice person. She went into the garage and the back fell off because the ceiling in 009th districts roof isnt that tall. Its like the 4th or 5th time people either hit the round poll or celing in there.
That was in the new 009 dist parking garage.
OT--
Blago: Spider meal an 'act of love'
Andy Barr – 2 hrs 19 mins ago
"Former Illinois Democratic Gov. Rod Blagojevich says it’s difficult watching his wife, Patti, fill in for him on a reality show, but he appreciated the former Illinois first lady’s televised exercise in tarantula-eating as an “act of love.”
"'She's making a sacrifice because she loves her kids,' Blagojevich told CNN’s Larry King Wednesday night. 'Eating that tarantula like she had to is an act of love. It's a sign that this is a mother who loves her children.'"
http://news.yahoo.com/s/politico/20090604/pl_politico/23344
That's Daddy's girl! Something else, huh?
By the way, does Ald. Mell still have his illegal gun collection?
MASTERS,MASTERS,MASTERS!
Word has it, the squad roll was carrying a known CPD high ranking Boss (JW) who was having a "steriod episode" and freaked out.. subject was last seen wearing a chalkie shirt w/ "Daley forever" on the back, heading south on Michigan from 35th, yelling "Daddy I coming home" (for whatever thats worth)
LIFM (still)
LMFAO!!!
I heard Michael Masters took a baseball bat to the squad roll after reading your comments about him here on SCC. To say he was slightly pissed off is just a slight under estimation.
oh boy... thats gonna cost him a few days.. oh well, just put it on the end of your furlough like i did.
Ok that’s what Wagons are made of; you see wood is sandwiched between two pieces of metal. Do you notice the wood is glued using liquid nails? Same as a mobile home. Always thought they were sturdier than that.
OT
Some good news
No bail for 2 suspects in cop's death
ENGLEWOOD | Residue, casings allegedly link gang members
Kevin Walker, 21, and Shawn Gaston, 20, were ordered held without bail Wednesday.
Both have previous gun-related convictions, and each had been given two years' probation on the charges. Gaston has been served with a violation of probation three times in the last year but was allowed to remain out on bond, according to court records.
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And Judge Lampkin, the one who let em go HAS A.V.'s BLOOD ALL OVER HER!!!
Was it Masters driving the squadd roll.
OT
More on Judge Lampkin the one that allowed A.V. to be killed:
Judge to jurors: Please vote for me
By Frank Main and Abdon M. Pallasch
Chicago Sun-Times Staff Reporters
Published October 28, 2004
Cook County Criminal Court Judge Bertina E. Lampkin is proud of the card jurors sent her this year expressing admiration for her talent in running her courtroom at 26th and California.
So in her campaign to retain her seat on the bench, Lampkin said she sent letters this month to about 100 people who served as jurors in her courtroom.
...
"I don't know whether it's appropriate for Bertina Lampkin to send things out to jurors, but I think it's entirely inappropriate for her to ask them to call her back and confirm that they are going to support her essentially," attorney David Melton said. "That to me quite clearly goes across the line."
SHE NEEDS TO GO!
I hope there were not prisoners inside that thing, Ca-ching$$
You know they are out of a wagon for a long time... no pool wagons at the area!!! HA!!!
Word is J-Fed has been feeling very threatened lately by certain members of the department who actually know a thing or two about police work. He decided to put a case on his biggest threat and ordered Brust, the Policy Group, Keating and some others to arrest SEISER. SEISER played along until they got him in the wagon. Here is a photo of what followed.
I think you'll be able to buff that right out.
off-topic Bonds should exceed the amount one steals.
Good old 009th District. They say it all starts at the top (Roy)
F-N priceless!!!
...and the "Traffic Stop of the Month" award goes to....
5 m.p.h... my ass! They were in a hurry to get to Tulsa
Priceless. You got to love stunt driving coppers.
Parking lot damage. We came out to the wagon and it was parked lot this.
O.T.
Would you guys in 010 put a muzzle on that moron BT.1020 SGT R.F. You sound like a complete tool with that "sound impound stop" or "investigative stop" or "school dismissel". Let the troops do what they need to do and shut the hell up! Typical merit pick and R.F. you know thats true.
The "B" Team did this while processing a loose cigarette surveillence arrest in 009.
WTF
And all of Chicago's criminals escaped. Light the bat signal.
Isn't it a requirement to get out of the academy to have a valid Illinois driver's license? What kind of idiot does something like this?
There was a mass arrest at a corned beef and cabbage dinner.
Yeah, kid. Dis is how yuze gotta drive deez waguns. Yuze hair gels don't know...OH SHIT.
what car is this?
five-five.
squad this is car fifty-five, uh, we're in a truck.
That sir is the ill effects of flatulence after a full boated meal at one of our finest authentic restaurants. The front passenger is expected to survive unfortunately the occupants located in the rear compartment are still at large. Check your local milk cartons for more information.
now why do you gotta go busting on "former desk officers?"
too bad there weren't some criminals inside; standing up.
and the guy in the back went free right?
Lucy. You've got some SPLAININ to do!
dont tell me you too haven't wanted to 'accidently' damage a dept vehicle sometimes
Looks like everything was OK until they got to that beam right by the light fixture; that's what did them in. Preventable, take a day, that is all....
Overheard:
"Sir, I was just following orders. The mayor and police commissioner have asked that we make every effort to streamline the department's operations."
"That will buff right out."
holy shit batman!
The driver must have gone to the MASTERS driving school.
i wonder if the copper driving that wagon has a "MASTERS"degree? just wondering i should try for a "MASTERS"
Sweet!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....nuff said
City buys junk!!! If they made it through the entrance, why would anyone think the ramp up would be lower? How about design of the parking lot...stupid with no thought. They have an entrance to the city lot one block away from the station. It has access by the public (gang bangers who grafitti) and no gate or overhead door! Personal cars parked down there, nobody to keep an eye on them. We have all had accidents, some reported and some not!
I that the Skokie Courthouse parking garage?
Hey Dugie; what are you gonna do about those disobedient WCs that sneak their clout rats back in.
I'm glad to see the tac reams back in uniform. Playing police if civilian attire is dangerous.
District officers should be there to provide service to the community.
Outside units can do investigations and warrants.
This was simply a moron.
"Streamlined low-profile light bar; ten million candlepower alternating display gains instant attention and respect for your municipality."
Slid right under, didn't it?
*
Damn, we picked the wrong hole tonight. LOL
There has to be some way we can blame motor maintenance for this...
When the sign says "6'6" Clearance", it's not talking about your height! LMFAO!!!
oh snap!!
A little bondo and duct tape that wagon will be good as new.
Seiser got mad at the wagon and yelled at it.
OT
Hope this doesn't pass or our brothers in blue in NYC will be screwed.
Global Pensions
NY state pension system proposals
by Raquel Pichardo-Allison 4 June 2009
US – New York police and fire fighters will have to work five years longer to receive their benefits under proposed changes to the state’s pension system.
Under his new proposals, governor David Paterson is introducing a pension tier that gives states and local governments the ability to opt into a less costly plan for employees.
The tier will create a minimum retirement age of 50 and require employees to work for at least 25 years to collect a pension, up from 20 years.
how many of you reading know the height of the wagon...8 yrs on and I don't know. Did anyone get hurt?
Looks like someone is taking a couple of days off.
Where did it happen?
2 words, duct tape!
Was masters driving that wagon?
A few years ago, a wagon transporting a female prisoner from 019, had the entire rear compartment separate from the chassis and fall to the street right on Belmont Ave. Minor injuries. This exposed a design flaw in these contraptions. They should have been fixed by now !
Thank goodness it was an "OLICE" vehicle... for a minute there I thought it might be another embarrassing incident involving a Chicago Police officer ! ! !
GANG FIGHT IN BACK OF HQ TODAY
I'm LMAO!!!!
P.O. had never driven the wagon, no signs posted and a bad design for a police garage. This is still pretty funny. What is not funny is that this is the 3rd. time it has happened in the new 009.
D'oh!
nicely done.
Driver's statement: R/O was driving N/B in the parking lot when he involuntarily sneezed loudly. R/O then discovered the rear compartment had been blown off of the squadrol. R/O has no further knowledge of above incident.
Supervisor's Statement: This incident was obviously "an act of God" and was out of the operators control. R/Sgt recommends this accident be classified as "unavoidable".
Disciplinary Recommendation: R/Sgt recommends that the Mayor be suspended for 20 days for providing inferior equipment to this Department and endangering the lives and safety of all Department members.
Must have been someone who has worked inside for a long time, until the powers that be decided to put them back on the streets in order to solve all our problems. That's one way to get back in the radio room.
LOL.. Hopefully there was not a prisoner back there..just imagine the jackpot on that one !!
not sure this was a good pic to post. You trying to get a guy jammed up? You know the officer will take time anyway, u want the media to do a story on how we should be trained in driving more?
oooooooooh shit!
...i bet that one tingled!
almost like the wagon going into 019 and the box fell off the chassis w/a prisoner inside...lol!
Is this from 020? V.R. learning physics that 2 objects can't occupy the same space at the same time. Be honest, who hasn't wished they could "Pimp this ride" so completely!
OPPS!!
That was a week ago in 009. It was sort of funny until po went to hospital
"The Sprinkler Lady" and now this . The need to cull the herd of morons is urgent, compelling and long overdue.
PLEASE TELL ME there was some shithead in there!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wagons are not supposed to park in the new station parking lots.
Preventable????
Damn those low ceilings!
oops!
same thing occured in 016 by a mid-night officer/actor. ha,ha,ha.
PLEASE let me know what happened??...That is SOME GOOD SHIT. Please let me know ....
Inquiring Minds wanna know...
No, not an inside person. Just going way to fast up the ramp that she wasn't suppossed to be driving up. One of 009's 3rd watch finest!!!
What is the height of the wagon?
OT
check this out. A citizen(daughter of retired P.O) blos about Officer Valadez. A must read.
http://anotherthousandwords.blogspot.com/2009/06/another-officer-down.html
As you can tell, those boxes that are supposed to keep the prisoner secured and made out of thin plywood and plastic then glued together with liquid nails.
Reminds me of the time I watched a wagon destroy the drive through at a Mc Donalds.
6/04/2009 10:46:00 AM
Shut the hell up! I feel kind of bad for the first guy this happened to...kind of. The second? Not so much. The 4th or 5th in the same District in 6 months? Get the fuck outta here!!!!!
As always, blame the FOP for someone else's stupidity.
About the States Attorneys office-what would you expect from an upwardly mobile politician? Just like the exempts, not satisfied with a gold star, want a bigger one.
I might add that the 009th district opened in mid December of 08 and this latest accident is at least the 4th or 5th time a wagon has been involved in accidents in the garage(although the above pictured one takes the cake as far as the most damage). A few months back a midnight crew working the wagon hit a different part of the garage and one of the officers was injured and needed some serious dental work. This current accident left the driver I.O.D. with neck and back injuries. Wouldn't you think with this clear pattern that the city would've taken some retroactive corrections with the garage?
6/04/2009 10:46:00 AM
If it's already happened 4 or 5 times and they keep telling everyone at roll call to stay off the ramp with the wagon because it won't fit,,,,,THEN STAY OFF THE FUCKING RAMP WITH WAGON, IT WON'T FIT!!!!!! No excuses, just dumb.
OT--
What a treat on Chennel 11's Chicago Tonight. None other than the semi-articulate State Senator Deborah Mell (spider-eating Patty's sister, of course), the only legislator to have voted against the Blagojevich impeachment.
"Like...you know...like...you know...like...you know."
What a nasty piece of work. It just shines through in the face; right out of a Chicago gutter.
Here is the person who really would do something like put her sprinkler over where you'd be annoyed by it when trying to get into your car...
Did Dad ever get all those guns registered?
"Honest Sage, we found it that way, nope we haven't got a clue...but we did hear somebody say they saw Mike Masters running from the scene"
If a vehicle is parked in one of the new district's parking garages and needs to be towed, a normal tow truck won't fit into the garage either. A special tow truck (I forget what they call them) that will fit has to be ordered. Great planning.
Obvious "parking lot damage, not a traffic crash"
Must of found a sack of money they had to put into their personal vehicles quickly. Strange things happen when your excited!
6/04/2009 10:46:00 AM
Reaching!!!!
Terrible accident, but it happens.
As a retiree, we had asked the city several times to post height warning signs in the trucks so new divers would know the height of the vehicle they were driving. We were ignored.
After the wagon took off the overhang at the airport, we again asked, and were ignored.
So,in addition to the driver, lets also blame some city hall munchkin
"Dude i can fix it, my dad has the ULTIMATE set of tools"
"Wow! I'm speechless!
6/04/2009 11:33:00 AM"
Impossible.
A little bondo and duct tape and your good.
Whatever happened here, the Daley Crime Family is, no doubt, ultimately responsible !
LOOKS GOOD TO ME PAUL!
The truth is, wagon crew was in the hole, merry maker beat cop saw the snoozers, and tossed an M-80 in the box.
Goooooood Morning Vietnam!
A little super glue, and good as new.
It was a female copper who was drivng this wagon ,tried to get into the new 9th district garagew, I'm sorry but you gotta know that this is too high, or just stop and check, and yes there is a labal on the dash with the height, and no body is forced to work the wagon or drive it.
Anonymous said.. Before you judge simply by looking at the picture a few facts you should know That accident occurred in the 009th dist parking garage which is a bi level parking garage. The people who designed and built the garage never envisioned that a wagon might need to go up to the top level so they didn't design enough clearance for t to do so. The department is adamant that there are signs posted at each entrance. The signs say police vehicles only , clearance 9'6" Do you know of any wagon that clearly states and nforms the driver of it's height? If the departmen didn't intend for wagons to go to the second leve then why not post large signs stating NO WAGONS BEYOND MAIN LEVEL. The department and the contractors that built this garage clearly fucked up and now they want to hammer the poor coppers who get stuck working the wagon. I might add tha the 009th district opened in mid December of 08 and this latest accident is at least the 4th or 5th
Oh boo fuckin hooooo........lots of districts have lots the wagon don't fit in. And guess what we don't try to drive them up there.this shit is too funny.
We had a foreman bean a gargantuan overhead door with a bucket truck where I work.
It was one of those magic moments.
Rumor has it that this P.O. is related to THE FUNK from 001st district tact!
Rumor has it that the top deputies on Anita Alvarez's staff have instructed all members of their staff that there will be zero tolerence on any CPD accused of a crime. ASAs were instructed to proceed for any felony you can charge officers with and if it is a misdemeanor offense they are encouraged to look for aggravating circumstances.
They don't care if we are victims, they would much rather portray us as offenders, it gets more press
Well let's return the favor.................its not like we don't know where they all drink............ Maybe they'll get the hint
SOME JOBS FIRE PEOPLE FOR DESTROYING VEHICLES.
THAT WHY U HAVE WAGON MEN AND U DONT STICK EVERY TWIT NOT ON A CAR ON A WAGON.
NO SIGNS POSTED CMON ITS A TRUCK... WHY DO THEY NEED TO BE IN THE GARAGE AT ALL... LAZY
LET ME GUESS THESE GUYS CHASE CAR W/ THE WAGON TOO AND BACK IT UP ON THE STREETS.
TO MUCH COLLEGE AGAIN!
Two things made me laugh at this post: The picture of the wagon.....And this:
" Anonymous said...
"Wow! I'm speechless!
6/04/2009 11:33:00 AM"
Impossible.
6/04/2009 08:59:00 PM
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Yes, I'm a little overpowering, but you'll get used to it.
Memo to all CPD Personnel:
After placing prisoners in wagon, do not slam the door shut, close gently.
Someone find a crack-head mechanic to put it back together before sarge finds out.!
Quit making excuses for the persons who try taking wagons up into the garages......any IDIOT can tell that they are too tall to go up those ramps...stupidity is all it is.
I know the wagon was possessed...evil herbie!
Anonymous said...
Rumor has it that the top deputies on Anita Alvarez's staff have instructed all members of their staff that there will be zero tolerence on any CPD accused of a crime. ASAs were instructed to proceed for any felony you can charge officers with and if it is a misdemeanor offense they are encouraged to look for aggravating circumstances.
They don't care if we are victims, they would much rather portray us as offenders, it gets more press.
6/04/2009 10:51:00 AM
I wonder if Anita Alvarez knows how many drunken ASA's have flashed their States Attorney ID's at me in drunken stupors while driving.
There is a lot of them who live near 019 who expect an automatic pass when running red lights, stop signs and going the wrong way on a one way.
No more by God, no more.
I hate to see what damage was done to the canopy at the Krispy Kreme drive thru window..anyone remember that? ;-)
Tomorrow is national donut day. Free donuts at Dunkin and Krispy, all day.
Shaved, it's squadrol.
The height clearance requirements were not posted in this wagon, I was there and laughed my ass off. The PO who was driving had not driven a wagon before and is relatively new to 9 so may not have heard about the other accidents.....that being said, that is a shitload of damage....never seen anything like it before in my life.
Anonymous said...
YOu had to be going pretty fast to da that damage
6/04/2009 12:01:00 PM
how fast could a wagon go headed uphill 15 feet after a sharp right turn? Maybe you haven't driven a wagon in a while.
Anonymous said...
Rumor has it that the top deputies on Anita Alvarez's staff have instructed all members of their staff that there will be zero tolerence on any CPD accused of a crime. ASAs were instructed to proceed for any felony you can charge officers with and if it is a misdemeanor offense they are encouraged to look for aggravating circumstances.
They don't care if we are victims, they would much rather portray us as offenders, it gets more press.
6/04/2009 10:51:00 AM
another clouted hdo bitch what did you expect??
".....Before you judge simply by looking at the picture a few facts you should know That accident occurred in the 009th dist parking garage which is a bi level parking garage. The people who designed and built the garage never envisioned................ The department and the contractors that built this garage clearly fucked up and now they want to hammer the poor coppers who get stuck working the wagon......."
You are joking, right? Blah, blah, blah. Enough already. The only person to blame for this is the nitwit behind the wheel. And judging by the whining and finger-pointing in that wordy reply, I'm guessing that nitwit was you. So take your day suspension, go to driver training school like the Traffic Safety Review Board recommended and continue to bitch about it to everyone stuck working with you for the next 25 years without simply accepting the blame like you should.
MASTERS!
3 words ...elmer's wood glue
When ellyn schmitz comes back this will all stop just ask her!
photo is funny,hope the p.o.is gonna be o.k.
"trick my truck"
Someone bet Seiser that he couldn't break out of a wagon.
Needless to say Seiser won.
"She went into the garage and the back fell off because the ceiling in 009th districts roof isnt that tall."
Are you shitting me???
You're a natural report writer, I guess!
It was two (2) officerettes (I LOVE that!). Just beautiful!
Was MIKE MASTERS trying to dive a police truck?
This current accident left the driver I.O.D. with neck and back injuries. Wouldn't you think with this clear pattern that the city would've taken some retroactive corrections with the garage? They haven't done a damn thing except get very pissed off at the latest incident. I feel for the officer driving the wagon and fear that the department is going to try and railroad her. I believe that the F.O.P. and the safety committee need to get involved in this one.
6/04/2009 10:46:00 AM
so what you are saying then is that you were the driver of the wagon... its funny, if you take time then you have to take time.. been there done that.. its just vehicle damage, relax and dont sweat the bullshit.. just dont drive the wagon anymore.
Anonymous said...
The "B" Team did this while processing a loose cigarette surveillence arrest in 009.
6/04/2009 03:25:00 PM
OMG, too f*cking funny!!!!
How in the world do you justify having 6 people (at least) held down all tour and all they come in with is guys selling loose cigarette's every day.
Did the watch commander make the driver blow?
I was there and it was like the movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factor. It looked like the Wagon was getting bigger but, the Garage was getting smaller.
To think I was on the parking committee
Signed; Deputy Chesee Keating. AKA Special K, Car 47
Id like to report some "Parking Lot Damage" Sarge!
I wonder if Anita Alvarez knows how many drunken ASA's have flashed their States Attorney ID's at me in drunken stupors while driving.
There is a lot of them who live near 019 who expect an automatic pass when running red lights, stop signs and going the wrong way on a one way.
No more by God, no more.
Be assured that the ASA'S are not your friends. All detectives know that they will hang a copper in a minute. Treat them like anyone else. Lock them up.
nice.next time im bothered by 9th dist ...ill be sure to ask if they where the officers driving this vehicle! haha
well, it is nice weather and who doesn't want a convertible!??!
no pool cars, let's make a car out of the wagon?
To the Police Officer who had this accident, shit happens. You will take some kidding about this for some time to come I'm sure. Keep your chin up, it too shall pass. We all from time to time being the police have and will screw up. The true test for you now is if you can take the bullshit thats thrown at you, laugh it off and go to the next job.
F. H. G.E.U.
I can fix it, my dad's got an awesome set of tools......he's a tv repaiman.
Mr. Spiccoli
This is what happens when we become so lazy we can't walk 20 yds. to get shit from our personal cars.
"Anonymous said...
how many of you reading know the height of the wagon...8 yrs on and I don't know. Did anyone get hurt?"
So you were the driver!
Squad, can I get a number for a type B???
The invisible BRICK that Daley has had on the Chicago Police Department finally fell on one of our wagons.
Was MIKE MASTERS trying to dive a police truck?
Sgt. get another number!!!
Where's the rest of the cab?!?
Hard to drive and sleep at the same time!!!
Gotta do what you gotta do to get a new ride with the city. Can they fix this??
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