Thursday, August 27, 2009

More Jaywalking Missions!!!

  • Another strong-arm robbery was reported in Lincoln Park early this morning, but police said they had no reason to connect it with the recent series of muggings that have put the area on edge.

    A 20-year-old woman was approached by two assailants just after midnight in the 800 block of West Webster Avenue. One of them hit her in the face with a handgun and snatched her purse
But we have the jaywalking missions up and running. Got to get that Olympic revenue don't you know? In the meantime, the knowledge of coppers like Snethen and Farrell dissipates into nothingness. Dress up either of these guys (or a couple other people our readers could name) and these Lincoln Park muggings would stop overnight. Stop dead as a matter of fact.

This Department has lost its way. Jaywalking revenue while armed robbers run free? How far we've gone.

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28 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dave Snethen for Supt.

Hey Dave, you stopping?

8/27/2009 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bang, bang, bang.......no more problems. John and Dave would certainly know what to do.

8/27/2009 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time for an outdoor roll call. It seems everytime that happens some shit happens on the other end of the district. It's almost like the bad guys have telephones that are mobile and some sort of device that picks up our police radio frequency channel or scans all of them to find out what we are doing!
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
They're animals.

8/27/2009 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Strong Arm + Theft + Gun = Armed Robbery.

(Courtesy of Police Academy COMMANDER Ruthless Wedster)

8/27/2009 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know where else they can do this?

87th Exchange.

They can stop the "walk by" shooters and homicide offenders. Two homicides in that area in less than 16 hours.

Say wa'?

8/27/2009 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bring back the Ski Patrol!

8/27/2009 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't get it...is it a jaywalking mission, or an anti-jaywalking mission? What about these "public violence" missions? I mean, don't we have enough public violence? Or are we supposed to be against the public violence, which is to say, we are for private violence, or domestic violence, as long as it's not in public? I just don't get it.

And why do we have zero tolerance against some gangs only during limited time periods and geographic boundries? Does that mean that at other times, we have tolerance of these gangs?

Dugan, Weis, Masters, or whoever else, feel free to clarify these issues for me. Thanks.

8/27/2009 01:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The lunancy is maddening.


I propose a concerto on the roof of City Hall.

8/27/2009 01:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

... In the meantime, the knowledge of coppers like Snethen and Farrell dissipates into nothingness... actually they taught a lot of cops their ways. The knowledge is not being utilized by the current administration. The powers that be are like a beaver dam to the coppers that are able to do the job. Shortshanks got what he wished for, a down turn in liberal media's biased reporting of "brutal police".

8/27/2009 01:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about writing these asshole jaywalkers who start crossing when the light is yellow or run across when the light is already red!

8/27/2009 02:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At the least do the missions in Lincoln Park. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then.

8/27/2009 03:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come to 023, we have bullshit missions all day, especially on
3rd watch. Top Ten, TRP, Pod, Quality of Life, warrants, etc etc. Of course, no one available to answer calls because all the cars down on bs.

8/27/2009 05:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ARE THEY ALL CONNECTED BY THE MERE FACT THAT THEY ARE ALL ARMED ROBBERIES, SURE THERE ARE SOME VARIABLES, BUT THE M O SEEMS TO BE THE SAME, DENIAL WILL NOT GET THESE CRIMES SOLVED AND YOUR MAYOR DOESNT CARE WELCOME TO WEST SIDE STORY, WELCOME TO MY WORLD

8/27/2009 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Come to 023, we have bullshit missions all day, especially on
3rd watch. Top Ten, TRP, Pod, Quality of Life, warrants, etc etc. Of course, no one available to answer calls because all the cars down on bs.

8/27/2009 05:18:00 AM


That all looks great on paper but is it really making a difference on crime in 23?

8/27/2009 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"In the meantime, the knowledge of coppers like Snethen "

You mean DAVE Snethen? This ain't brain surgery we're talking here.

8/27/2009 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't "Obstruction of the roadway by a non-motorist" illegal and an arrestable offense?

8/27/2009 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD is following the Suburban model,its all part of Failed Model Approach.

8/27/2009 09:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Hot Pursuit said...

I know, J-Fed is doing such a great job, he's hammering those folks that are blatantly thumbing their nose at society and he'll make some hard needed cash for the city.

Those folks that are victims of more serious crimes as mentioned... that's "an acceptable level of crime".

Go J-Fed, your one class act!

8/27/2009 10:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
... In the meantime, the knowledge of coppers like Snethen and Farrell dissipates into nothingness... actually they taught a lot of cops their ways.
''''''''''''''


we are ran by ex-bartender whores that were never the police.

8/27/2009 10:24:00 AM  
Blogger Cpdcoppurr said...

Dave Snethen the ONE AND ONLY SECOND DEPUTY.

Snethen is the real deal!

8/27/2009 12:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Farrell dressed as a DePaul student carousing late night would do the trick. 5 on 1 would still be unfair.

8/27/2009 01:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Annie Got Her Gun said...

I'm all for getting some of these asshole motorists tickets for driving like idiots, but how about just assigning that to the traffic coppers downtown? Give 'em a digital camera and be done with it!

Oh, can we get someone at Madison and Canal? There are just some insane people at that intersection in their taxis, BMW SUVs, etc.

Thanks coppers -- sorry you gotta walk out into traffic for J.Q. Public, we many of us do appreciate it. Now, please go shoot gang bangers and vandalists too? :-)

8/27/2009 01:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why is it that only people assigned to traffic can work the crosswalk mission? They come into my district that I work every in and get to make overtime, but I am told that I can't work it. Maybe they need to stop writing the grants so that only traffic personnel can work these events.

8/27/2009 08:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC sez:

This Department has lost its way. Jaywalking revenue while armed robbers run free?

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Sorry SCC, but you are way off base here!

What makes you think you are smarter than the 'think tank'?

While you and your ilk are here blubbering on the net, real cops with real guts are undercover as FAKE undercover jaywalkers who are REALLY undercover looking to pounce on speeding vehicles full of robbers from the Lincoln Park area, or real Lincoln Park pirates if you will.

Yeah, thats right! Apprehending escaping felons! Bet you're feeling kinda silly now, right?

8/27/2009 10:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Come to 023, we have bullshit missions all day, especially on
3rd watch. Top Ten, TRP, Pod, Quality of Life, warrants, etc etc. Of course, no one available to answer calls because all the cars down on bs.

8/27/2009 05:18:00 AM


Bullshit missions?????

Silence, peon!

You obviously have no clue as to what being a police officer is all about. IT'S ALL BULLSHIT!!!!

8/27/2009 10:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
why is it that only people assigned to traffic can work the crosswalk mission? They come into my district that I work every in and get to make overtime, but I am told that I can't work it. Maybe they need to stop writing the grants so that only traffic personnel can work these events.

8/27/2009 08:01:00 PM


What SPECIAL traffic training do YOU have?

None, right?

I thought so! Now go away and let the SPECIAL people have their overtime!

8/27/2009 10:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe with some luck while those officers are out on their jaywalking mission they become victims from those muggers. Now they issue a ticket to the motorist, make the arrest of the offenders, & J-fed & the Commander can take credit, and say the jaywalking mission was a ruse to lure the muggers. And everybody will be happy

8/27/2009 11:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe they were just a couple of down on their luck Dubliners, looking to score enough money to buy a pint at Glasscott's.

8/28/2009 03:56:00 PM  

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