Thursday, December 31, 2009

New Year's Eve Gunplay

That time of year again.

Drunken revelry, shots fired, foot chases and general all around craziness.

Please be careful out there. There are going to be plenty of goofs out there running around with pistols. In fact, if anyone sees this guy running around with a gun, feel free to arrest him and charge him appropriately:

He is known to be in the company of a gang of ne'er-do-wells pretending as police officers. He is attached by electronic umbilical cord to assorted posers, brain-dead political hacks, policy wonks and media morons. He has also been rumored to smell exactly like the leather seat upholstery that surrounds a certain chair on the fifth floor of City Hall.

Masters Masters Masters

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118 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT, but did you see the news about man killed on foster and st. louis. he was found with multiple gunshot wounds. police are investigating a "death investigation." THIS is how the homicide numbers are kept down. Upper echelons classify murders as death investigations, then reclassify them after the new year. some muckraker in the media should ask weis how many death investigations will be reclassified homicides and how this will affect annual stats.

12/31/2009 11:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no...I will stay tucked away in my cozy, well behaved north side district and collect the same pay check as all you John Wayne's out there who think you actually make a difference! ha ha ha suckers!

12/31/2009 11:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is that dood?

12/31/2009 11:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL! thanks for new years eve funny shit! That jag could'nt find his way out of a paper bag! How much did his parents give daley in the "manilla envelope" to put this goof where he is?

12/31/2009 11:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Leerome Jay'on said...

Damn Dawg!

I know that cat!

He be steady playin' and palmed in too!

I gonna be back Dawg, and I gonna get him!

Peace!







PS: Damn Dawg, that new playstation theater room is DOPE!




PSS: Masters Dawg, Masters!

12/31/2009 11:53:00 AM  
Blogger John said...

So that is Masters. I left before this kid came to CPD-- thank God,

Everyone stay safe out there


old retired guy

12/31/2009 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would like to wish all of the CPD and suburban PO's a very happy and safe New Year! There are many out there who dislike you because of what you do but please know that the majority of the citizens support you each step of the way. Thank you for all you do each day to keep us safe.

A Chicago citizen

12/31/2009 12:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that Jeremy Piven?

12/31/2009 12:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He may be an asshole, but he is a good looking one.

12/31/2009 12:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE AND IS A COMPLETE TOOL BOX (ACTUALLY THE WHOLE SEARS CRAFTMAN COLLECTION)! HIS HIGH SCHOOL YEARS MUST HAVE SUCKED, BEING LOCKED IN LOCKERS AND HIS HEAD BEING FLUSHED IN TOILETS AND ALL. ETC ETC ETC......

12/31/2009 12:49:00 PM  
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12/31/2009 01:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And it will be a full moon, Have fun guys!

12/31/2009 01:08:00 PM  
Blogger leomemorial said...

SCC & other Stars, may you be safe tonight and every day. "Thank you" uis not enough which is why I have tried to help in any way running petitions, filming you at various times/events, etc.

I could NEVER do what each and every one of you do and just wanted to let you know how much I love all of you very much and would even give one of my kidneys for you because you're my family.

12/31/2009 01:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That would be great to see Masters hooked up on a UUW, maybe he can get Corky Romano jfed to get him off.

12/31/2009 01:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't forget to find a nice bridge or overpass to park under around midnight. What goes up, must come down.

12/31/2009 01:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PLEASE everyone be safe tonight, back eachother up and watch your backs.

12/31/2009 01:38:00 PM  
Anonymous 011 2nd watch said...

Hahahahahahha that just made my day. In all honesty stay safe out there and back each other up. No need to be a hero chasing some animal with a gun, go home and start the new year off right with the family.

12/31/2009 01:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His E-Harmony pic?

12/31/2009 01:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that is freaking hilarious. He doesn't look questionable on this picture. Where did you guys dig this one up?

12/31/2009 02:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's cute.

Too bad I'm not working today. I would lock him up.

Is that THE mike masters masters masters guy? I'm sure he's a real ass but he isn't hard on the eyes.

Masters.

12/31/2009 02:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If this was going on back in the day some old timer with a day to go before retiring wouldve locked this guy up. Before i here the shir talking i got at least 15 to go so i cant do it.

12/31/2009 03:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Instead of:

Masters Masters Masters,

how about for 2010:

Masturds Masturds Masturds ?

It fits because he is such a piece

of shit.

12/31/2009 03:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I promise you if I see him with a gun I will lock him up. I swear on my life this piece of shit will go to jail no matter what the fallout. I pray to God I find him dirty.

12/31/2009 03:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I certainly hope this punk gets arrested this year if he's out impersonating the police again like last time.

If this asswipe is seen with a firearm on his person make sure it gets on the radio who it is that has the firearm and then make the arrest.

Make sure this jaggoff doesn't get out of the CR like he apparently did the last time.

Make sure it's on the air so there's evidence of his UUW.

12/31/2009 03:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He carry's a gun?

12/31/2009 03:38:00 PM  
Anonymous West Side, Inside Do-Nothing said...

While I generally don't wish bad on people, I WOULD find it utterly hysterical if Chachi and company tried to emulate the Phil Cline Posse of New Years Eve's past, kicking in a West Side door after observing on-view shots fired.

But instead of making a physical arrest and recovering a few pistols, the West Side bruthas commence to kicking the holy Hell out of Chachi, J-Fed, Masters and company. Now before you criticize me for finding humor in a fellow officer possibly getting hurt, let me remind you that these clowns AREN'T coppers. So I continue...

I can hear the beat cars that took their sweet-ass time to ride on the call for assist now: "19-Charlie, squad. No such address."

12/31/2009 03:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a pussy. This town is shit.

12/31/2009 03:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To infinity and beyond!

12/31/2009 03:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is that guy and is he sitting on a toilet?

12/31/2009 04:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just about the same age as the mayors fucked up son. They got to be pals. this city is a joke.

12/31/2009 04:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yup! We had an incident in 010 with OBVIOUS signs of blunt trauma. We were told to make it an death investigation to keep the numbers down per the supervisor on scene! So there it is true!

12/31/2009 04:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's the dude from Fear Factor!!!!

12/31/2009 04:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A civilian carrying a gun in Chicago??? Isn't that against Daley's no-gun policy?? Isn't that against Chicago's gun ordinance? Or are these laws "selectively" mandated???

kma i/f

12/31/2009 04:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I certainly hope this punk gets arrested this year if he's out impersonating the police again like last time.

If this asswipe is seen with a firearm on his person make sure it gets on the radio who it is that has the firearm and then make the arrest.

Make sure this jaggoff doesn't get out of the CR like he apparently did the last time.

Make sure it's on the air so there's evidence of his UUW.

WHAT? RADIO EVIDENCE? OK 2 YEAR WONDER

12/31/2009 04:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So I'm already in the ghoul-pool on the watch but here's my side prediction...1st multiple shooting of 2010 will be ....939 N. Pulaski! Lupe and Lyna on Zone 10 are probably thinking the same thing. Be safe everybody, Happy New Year...

12/31/2009 04:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another Chicago citizen here. I'll be taking public transportation all night. I will probably be drunk. But I won't be acting the fool and I definitely will not be packing heat! Here's to a good and safe NYE for our cops!

12/31/2009 04:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"He may be an asshole, but he is a good looking one.

12/31/2009 12:43:00 PM"



then you kiss him.

12/31/2009 04:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you have nt got a clue about police work,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, the body was never removed from the trunk until the vehicle and body were towed to the morgue.......... I wont even try and explain to you why that was done/ protecting a crime scene.You cant do that with out an rd # and how are you going to describe the wounds if you dont see them ?? You dont know the cause of death so it s a DEATH INVESTIGATION......

The body is removed GSW discovered.........
it is then reclassified to the proper IUCR of 0110 That would be Homicide, First Degree Murder.
You OBVIOUSLY are another GOOF who has absolutely no Clue........

12/31/2009 05:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That looks just like the former bagboy for 44th ward Alderman Bernie Hansen!

12/31/2009 05:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Light 'em up!

12/31/2009 05:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I certainly hope this punk gets arrested this year if he's out impersonating the police again like last time.

If this asswipe is seen with a firearm on his person make sure it gets on the radio who it is that has the firearm and then make the arrest.

Make sure this jaggoff doesn't get out of the CR like he apparently did the last time.

Make sure it's on the air so there's evidence of his UUW.

*********************

ummmmm, yeah.. ok sure. Im sure if you see him you will do that tuff guy. I dont know the guy and I dont like the guy but take your tuff talk somewhere else and go hide in your hole. Your not gonna do sh*t so stop runnin your mouth ya freak.

12/31/2009 05:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So I know this guy is educated,connected and on tthe "Political Fasttrack", but tonight about 2345 who'd you rather have as your partner Abbatte,Cozzi or him? Unfortunately his type are now about 30% of the manpower,just look at our tact teams now they're just frat parties with guns.

12/31/2009 05:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MASTERS, MASTERS, MASTERS?

12/31/2009 05:30:00 PM  
Blogger PATRIOT said...

TO ALL BROTHER AND SISTER OFFICERS, CPD AND OTHERWISE,

PLEASE HAVE A SAFE AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR, AND REMEMBER TO LOOK OUT FOR YOUR FELLOW OFFICERS.. REMEMBER, THE BIG CHEESE TYPE, THROW YOU UNDER THE BUS IN A HEARTBEAT,POLITICALLY BEHOLDEN BOSSES, AND THEIR WEASEL POLITICIAN BUDDIES LOVE TO TURN US AGAINST ONE ANOTHER. DON'T LET EM GET AWAY WITH IT. BE STRONG AND DEDICATED, AND STICK TOGETHER LIKE FAMILY, THIS IS OUR STRENGTH, THEY KNOW IT, AND THATS WHY THEY HATE THE FACT. THEY'RE JEALOUS, RESENTFUL, POWER-HUNGRY, AND MANIPULATIVE. WE CAN'T COUNT ON THEM, ONLY ON EACH OTHER. REMEMBER, IT'S ONE OF US WHO GOES INTO THE PINE BOX, WHEN THINGS GO HORRIBLY WRONG OUT THERE, NOT THEM. SO KEEP THE FAITH, BE STRONG, STAY SAFE, WATCH OUT FOR ONE ANOTHER, AND STICK TOGETHER. HAPPY BLESSED NEW YEARS TO ALL MY BROTHER AND SISTER OFFICERS!

12/31/2009 05:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey 11:21 OT how long have been waiting to spring this observation on the rest of us. The case has been a murder since they found the guy. Last time I checked 0110 means homicide. Again a half of a brain working Area Five DD

12/31/2009 05:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Be safe boys and girls...

12/31/2009 05:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Radioman911 said...

In celebration of the ever hard working men and women in blue please join us
tonight at http://www.radioman911.com as we add full coverage of the Chicago
Police Department. New Year's Eve is always a crazy night for listening and
tuning in the CPD along with the normal fire traffic is how I kicked off the
24hr/day stream 1 year ago tonight.

Happy New Year everyone and thanks Second City Cop for being such a great part of my daily routine.

12/31/2009 06:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

funny I am a supervisor and nobody has told me to make a homicide a death investigation ... I call bullshit

12/31/2009 06:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tonight is a FULL Moon AND an Eclipse. All you July 2nd birthday people out there, keep your eyes on the road and your hands upon the wheel.

This has been a public service announcement.

---not a cop

12/31/2009 06:05:00 PM  
Anonymous A Cop said...

To the Citizen at 12:17-
Thanks for the kind words but are you sure that the majority of citizens like or respect us? I'm not so sure you are correct about that. I think most actually hate us.

A Cop

12/31/2009 06:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Jungian Analyst said...

That young man looks like a spoiled, totally self-absorbed boy toy.

Frankly, he doesn't look mature enough to date my 23 year old daughter, much less run a police department for a major city.

Oh, I'm sorry, was I being critical?

12/31/2009 06:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is so cute!!!

12/31/2009 06:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, really, is that a Port-O-Potty?

12/31/2009 06:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like his hairline's beginning to recede a little bit there.

12/31/2009 06:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's he doing with that left hand there?

12/31/2009 06:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Must have been "casual Friday."

12/31/2009 06:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's his partner, Ricardo Tubbs?

12/31/2009 06:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Match.com #39786547.

12/31/2009 06:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What was his name before he changed it?

12/31/2009 06:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's my baby daddy!

12/31/2009 06:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I promise you if I see him with a gun I will lock him up. I swear on my life this piece of shit will go to jail no matter what the fallout. I pray to God I find him dirty.

12/31/2009 03:32:00 PM

Take it easy there, Missy. The parking meter rates go up tomorrow. Better dress warm.

12/31/2009 06:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The working Police's New Years Resolution:
I will no longer bust my ass to get a head a day because if I over sleep or have some type of conflict that hasn't been deemed worthy by JPUD, Dugan and Masters to miss court I get deviated. Why have I been running around on my free time and days off going to court when either the CCSAO nolle's the case or the shithead gets found not guilty??? It has been the goal of this administration to hammer hardworking coppers and micromanage supervisors and P.O.'s who are just trying to do their jobs. GFU JPUD, Dugan, and the rest of you exempt hacks.

12/31/2009 06:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought you posted a picture of a young Dean Martin.

12/31/2009 06:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Inquiring minds want to know... does he have "sworn" status at CPD?

If so, how?

If not, does he have one of those Democratic Cook County Deputy Sheriff badges - so he can "legally" be armed?

Or... is he not a sworn peace officer from anywhere and just a hack with a gun waiting for a CB # ???

12/31/2009 06:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JPUD is going to have a nice New Years Eve at home in front of the fire petting his cats, plotting the next copper he can fuck over.

CYA in 2010, its only gonna get worse in the new year. The Chicago Police Department is dying a slow death.

12/31/2009 06:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

008 district mustache contest begins at midnite!!!

12/31/2009 06:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's real easy on the eyes!

12/31/2009 08:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Marcia Brady said...

He's so dreamy...

12/31/2009 08:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was that picture taken inside a Port-a-Potty?

12/31/2009 08:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
He's cute.

Too bad I'm not working today. I would lock him up.

Is that THE mike masters masters masters guy? I'm sure he's a real ass but he isn't hard on the eyes.

Masters.

12/31/2009 02:24:00 PM

--------------------------------

My City boss is easy on the eyes as well, a Roman god, but he's ruthless. Good looks don't make up for being a dispicable unconscionable liar.

This Master's guy looks a little like a young Dean Martin in the picture.

Masters.........

12/31/2009 08:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy New Year!! 31 mos of retro !!

12/31/2009 08:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT, did anyone see the US Court of Appeals 9th Circuit opinion on Tasers??
How long until it hits us?


http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-taser30-2009dec30,0,3444530.story?track=rss

12/31/2009 09:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a hottie.

12/31/2009 09:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They have been using the "Death Investigation" for years. Some supervisors think it makes a difference and it doesn't. Follow the orders of the Supv on the scene if it makes him happy.

The dicks change it when they get the autopsy results.

If it is a homicide, it is a homicide and they make it that way in the supps. If it is undetermined, it is that way too.

Michael Scott's case was a death investigation for weeks even though we all knew it was a suicide at the time.

12/31/2009 10:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a way to end 2009, both the Chicago Blackhawks and Wolves won big to close out the year! Both games should of been shutouts, but in each game a goal was surrendered in the last minute. Lets keep the momentum going into 2010.

Oh and Happy New Year, Be Safe but most important thing of all.

FREE COZZI in 2010, Fuck J-FED, and Masters!!!!!

12/31/2009 10:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pam Zekman should start inquiring about how many open death investigations there were in 2009. Add that number to whatever number the CPD provides and you will have a much more legitimate homicide count.

There is nothing legitimate about CPD's stats. Everything is always going to be lower than the year before with Daley in office. If the public only knew the truth and about how much they are deceived.

12/31/2009 10:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Ghoul Pool (CPD + NYPD) said...

Chicago Last/2009 (007 Dist.) First/2010 (011 Dist.)

NYC Last/2009 (Bx-44 Pct.) First/2010 (Bklyn-73 Pct.)

12/31/2009 10:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Yup! We had an incident in 010 with OBVIOUS signs of blunt trauma. We were told to make it an death investigation to keep the numbers down per the supervisor on scene! So there it is true!

12/31/2009 04:12:00 PM

How many more homicides were COVERED UP? Heard daley will j-fed another year as daley the jag will run for re-election! Will they ever indict the fake army gut patrick in russia? what a punk!

12/31/2009 11:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no...I will stay tucked away in my cozy, well behaved north side district and collect the same pay check as all you John Wayne's out there who think you actually make a difference! ha ha ha suckers!

12/31/2009 11:26:00 AM

Never brag my friend, even in your "cozy well behaved district" anything can happen to you at any time! Bragging never gets you anywhere in the long run, and no i'm not trying to insult you, just telling it like it is!!!!!! Be safe out there

1/01/2010 12:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Master Blaster run Barter town!!Embargo on!

1/01/2010 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Re: 12/31/09, 11:21 AM.

For your information, in case you have not completed a report in a while, there are boxes on the report for date and time. Also on a death an R.D. number is assigned. So, when the death is re-classified to a Homicide the only thing that changes is the offense/classification. Not the date, time, year or R.D. number. Hence, the Homicide will be counted in the same year as the original death report.

1/01/2010 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@ Chicago Citizen thank you very much we needed that!

1/01/2010 01:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for starting out the New Year with a chuckle. Retired and only miss the friends and really funny shit Police come up with. God bless you all and be safe in the New Year.

1/01/2010 01:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow, he's Hot

1/01/2010 03:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jan 1, 2010

First day of the last year on j-fed's contract, plus or minus a few weeks.

1/01/2010 07:03:00 AM  
Blogger David Snethen said...

I'm sure with all that has been mentioned about this goof that the ability to carry a weapon has been taken care of. They may be street stupid but not ignorant of facts.

1/01/2010 07:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So I know this guy is educated,connected and on tthe "Political Fasttrack", but tonight about 2345 who'd you rather have as your partner Abbatte,Cozzi or him? Unfortunately his type are now about 30% of the manpower,just look at our tact teams now they're just frat parties with guns.

12/31/2009 05:27:00 PM

I would take Cozzi or Tony Abbatte any day over that fucking dumbass. At least I know if the shit hit the fan they are not afraid to go hands on. I met the guy one time and after all of 6 seconds he and Hamilton made my skin crawl. All they did was talk about how they get things done on this job and any working cop should be greatful for them. Ya so does the shoeshine guy in 011 but he has enough class not to brag... What a TOOL BOX

1/01/2010 07:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If this asswipe is seen with a firearm on his person make sure it gets on the radio who it is that has the firearm and then make the arrest.

Make sure this jaggoff doesn't get out of the CR like he apparently did the last time.

Make sure it's on the air so there's evidence of his UUW.......


Like that "evidence" cant accidentally be erased? Jesus PLEASE 2 year boy get a clue.

1/01/2010 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't forget to find a nice bridge or overpass to park under around midnight. What goes up, must come down.

12/31/2009 01:31:00 PM

When I worked at the Park District(dating my self) I made sure that 001,021 and any stray unit KNEW that the underground garage at Mc Cormick place was open and available for Police Use.I remember opening the steel roll down door one NYE finding 15 cars and a wagon lined up on the ramp. I put up long folding tables and we commenced to ENJOY NYE with sammiches,SOFT drinks(yeah right) and Music. The nice part was the door rolled down and no one knew we were there. Damn I miss that.

Happy New Years All

1/01/2010 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's face it, if we were in prison we would fight over him.

1/01/2010 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous 35th Street Eyes and Ears said...

Sort of related:

I thought we heard the Supt. say he was going to rotate members of Mr. Master's Policy Group? Saw the lanky blond the other day trailing him like a puppy along with his "top dog" Ray Ray.

To his credit Ray Ray trys - fucks up all the time - but tries none the less. But the lanky Blond - give me a break. You ain't that hot lady.

1/01/2010 08:35:00 AM  
Anonymous GEN. GEORGE S. PATTON said...

"Frat parties with guns" --- pretty good, but not as good as F Troop.

CPD better man up and look for some role models like Clint Eastwood and Jack Webb instead of Pauly Shore and Don Knotts.

To the real police on the force - Happy New Year. You DO make a difference.

1/01/2010 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no...I will stay tucked away in my cozy, well behaved north side district and collect the same pay check as all you John Wayne's out there who think you actually make a difference! ha ha ha suckers!

12/31/2009 11:26:00 AM

Remember officer you work in Chicago, no matter what part of town you work anything goes. Police Shooting in 016 last week, officer killed in 019(RIP)and many other situations you never hear about. Besafe out there and always always be aware of your surroundings. Happy New Year!!

1/01/2010 10:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

plenty of fireworks on madison at the uc with the hawks getting the win over one of the better goalies in the league and also one of the top defenses.... 5 blackhawks are confirmed olympic participants with another possibly being added to the usa squad later today---- the hawks should concentrate on playing a strong second half and trying to stay healthy--- once the playoffs start, its a whole new season and the most healthy consistent team will skate around the rink with the cup.....

1/01/2010 01:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He looks pretty normal in this picture. A regular kinda guy. No suit, no perfect shirt and tie. Messy hair, WOW! Looking real good in this picture.

1/01/2010 02:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Let's face it, if we were in prison we would fight over him.

1/01/2010 08:26:00 AM"



that's a fine thought to start the new year with.........

1/01/2010 06:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Damn I miss that.

Happy New Years All

1/01/2010 08:15:00 AM"



Those were the days, my friends,

We thought they'd never end,

We thought they'd last forever and a day......

1/01/2010 06:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

remember good looking boys are quite often just that. Could not fight their way out of a paper bag.

Give me a dirty SOB anytime.

1/01/2010 06:26:00 PM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

HUH?

What a smug looking, self-centered peck sniff.

The biggest challenge this soft serve has ever had in life was deciding whether to suckle the left tit or the right one.

Marine Reserve?? Just like shortshanks huh?

Too bad the high rises are all gone, we'd love to see/hear mr. tuff-guy Police impersonator trapped in a pissy/shitty/vomit-ty stairwell screaming like the bitch he is at the top of his lungs "no no, not in the face puh-lease" as the resident "cliff-dwellers" settle on stealing his soul through his asshole.

And these individuals posting about how "hot" young masters is? They just gotta be shittin' the bull, right?

Too many never been the Police ex-feeb muthafuckahs trying too late in life to get attention from daddy that was obviously lacking in their formative years... These fools are as soft and yellow as baby shit and will/have gotten Policemen hurt (physically, emotionally & financially) and killed. (God bless Joe Airhart, his killer is still stealing oxygen thanks to j-fart the coward.)

We note with sadness the feeb mentality percolating through the military (long held to be a bastion of cool heads and flinty-eyed common sense) as three brave Navy Seals are being hung out to dry for giving a terrorist a fat lip.

Troubling times indeed...

1/01/2010 07:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just a few comments about a few comments:


I agree he looks like the fear factor guy!

I totally busted out laughing at "let's face it, if we were in prison, we'd be fighting over him."

and I dislike Cozzi being compared with Abate. I get what u r saying, but they just aren't in the same league.

That is all.


MASTERS.

1/01/2010 10:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

... One more thing

If I wasn't married I probably I would kiss him, smartass.

That will be all.

MASTERS.

1/01/2010 10:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So I know this guy is educated,connected and on tthe "Political Fasttrack", but tonight about 2345 who'd you rather have as your partner Abbatte,Cozzi or him?
12/31/2009 05:27 PM


Actually I would give my left nut to be sitting next to Cozzi as my partner (the real police who got fucked) not this wanna be police impersonator. But thanks for posting assface.

1/01/2010 11:30:00 PM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

BTW...

He does look like his hairline is beginning a race for the back of his ears.

A pretty Power Test pin-up boy playing Police (ugh) Executive.

Sorry, we'll take a team-up any day with a gray haired, vile tempered, pissed off, hard fisted, crooked toothed, bad knee/shoulder/back having veteran who can hit harder than a mule can kick, titilate the fuck out of of a case report and finesse the shit out of a round table when the hammer needed dropping and be dead righteous doing it much to the chagrin of these head-hunting feeb hacks. The problem with a feeb is too much college and not enough tuition paid to the school of hard fuckin' knocks.

Young'uns would be wise to pay attention before centuries of hard learned experience says fuck it all and leaves... Which is exactly the master plan by 42 extra-short and j-fart.

1/02/2010 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Re: 12/31/09, 11:21 AM.

For your information, in case you have not completed a report in a while, there are boxes on the report for date and time. Also on a death an R.D. number is assigned. So, when the death is re-classified to a Homicide the only thing that changes is the offense/classification. Not the date, time, year or R.D. number. Hence, the Homicide will be counted in the same year as the original death report.

1/01/2010 12:48:00 AM"

That's true, but by the time that "death investigation" is properly classified as a homicide, the short attention span mainstream media will have long forgotten about the 2009 homicide rate.

rb

1/02/2010 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Despite what anyone says, Masters will kick any sh*theads butt on the streets. He is a no chump. Just try him or better yet, don't.

1/02/2010 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAYEE, WATCH DA HAIR.

I TOLD YA, DAD DON'T TOUCH MA HAIR.




Signed

Vinne Mastereno

1/02/2010 02:03:00 PM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

HUH?

1/02/2010 01:09:00 AM

WTF?

Masters can ride a vespa wearing birkenstocks, capri pants and a matching ankle socks, scarf and beret set complete with CPD identifiers, J-fart wouldn't say shit to him if he had a mouth full to say it with. Let alone have anything to say about how much shit-head ass Masters can supposedly kick. Masters doesn't have to worry about j-fart back-dooring him the way he cravenly back-doored Officer Cozzi. Us peed on peons in Patrol very much worry about that.

They're beside themselves now because Chicago Coppers are very good at surviving and discerning "rah-rah warrior" dogshit (bullshit has redeeming commercial value) when they hear it.

Let the "Police Executives" figure out how to unfuck things in the department. They fucked it up, they own it, they rode it then turned around and ate it with a smile... Now they have the nerve to be pissed at the blueshirts?

Alive as a free man than dead as a soul selling, knee-walking ass-whoring slave.

Now leave us alone so we can be about the business of serving and protecting the real tax payers.

1/02/2010 10:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you seen this Metro sexual? He probably irons his underwear...Sorry ladies if he's prettier than you, he's behind H*berman for the next top city job. Literally...

Saw some bosses and this No-sock wearing Mofo having lunch in a Bridgeport Deli. All top dogs except this piece of sh*t had the decency to greet us.

This c*cksucker gets up, checks himself out on the reflection on the cooler, acknowledges his make up is on straight, then walks out without even a head nod.

True class.

1/03/2010 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

but tonight about 2345 who'd you rather have as your partner Abbatte,Cozzi or him? Unfortunately his type are now about 30% of the manpower,just look at our tact teams now they're just frat parties with guns.


well said!

1/03/2010 06:32:00 PM  
Blogger LATHROP ONE said...

Too bad the high rises are all gone, we'd love to see/hear mr. tuff-guy Police impersonator trapped in a pissy/shitty/vomit-ty stairwell screaming like the bitch he is at the top of his lungs "no no, not in the face puh-lease" as the resident "cliff-dwellers" settle on stealing his soul through his asshole.


Wow.....thought I was the only one that remembered that.

2 Taps Brother.....Wavin at ya from that smoke filled 4th floor hallway at 2850 N Clyborne.

Those savages would EAT HIS ASS ALIVE.....One can ONLY hope.

1/03/2010 07:44:00 PM  
Anonymous CPD Cougar said...

OMG he's hot. He wouldn't have to fight. I'd kick anyone's ass who came near him.

1/04/2010 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Jungian Analyst said...

Have you seen this Metro sexual? He probably irons his underwear...Sorry ladies if he's prettier than you, he's behind H*berman for the next top city job. Literally...

Saw some bosses and this No-sock wearing Mofo having lunch in a Bridgeport Deli. All top dogs except this piece of sh*t had the decency to greet us.

This c*cksucker gets up, checks himself out on the reflection on the cooler, acknowledges his make up is on straight, then walks out without even a head nod.

True class.

1/03/2010 12:50:00 AM

That's called the too young to be where he's at syndrome.

There's something to be said for the ego integration that comes along with maturity and life experiences.

1/04/2010 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

1/04/2010 08:31:00 AM

We concur heartily with your assessment of young Master's ailment though in actuality he has NO business being in the position he's in... Period. This defines virtually the entire exempt echelon of CPD. Members of the lucky sperm club through injection, ingestion or gestation in addition to political/social/ethnic affiliation.

If your loyalty or bloodline was suspect or you were on the periphery and couldn't crack the "inner sanctum" but somebody "liked" you, then you maybe were allowed to just flat out purchase a gold star. (bulk ticket purchases, fund raisers etc.)

Don't let the "meritcloutorious bossholes" fool you. They're no smarter or better qualified to run this department than the 5yr blueshirt in 007, 011 or any of the other garden spots. They're just some of the luckiest muthafuckahs to shit between two left shoes and they know it. They're no better than a sack of wet, agitated weasels biting, scratching, shitting/pissing on and fucking everything within a whiskers breadth to come out ahead. They have no business saying words like honor, loyalty, sacrifice, brotherhood or "earned not given."

Those very words should spontaneously transform into smoking, fetid shit in their mouths upon being uttered by these hollow, soulless beings...

1/04/2010 09:08:00 PM  
Blogger NorthSide said...

"Box Chevy Phantom"

I'm in your fan club, you eloquent, silver-tongued poet.

1/04/2010 10:38:00 PM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

Pt. II

And in all fairness to the five year Officers in 007, 011 or other garden spots of the city, (God Bless us all for the shit we have to endure) they are eminently more qualified to run this Department than the current slate of exempts. Most of whom aren't even fit to work the stall next to the shitter at Shine King if you spotted them a rag, brush and a small tin of black kiwi.

1/04/2010 11:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you see him with a firearm you call me. I will handle everything. That is all you need to know. Oh, oh, oh Masters.

1/05/2010 02:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's too sexy for his hair.

1/05/2010 02:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Jungian Analyst said...

1/04/2010 09:08:00 PM

You, my dear, have just described the human condition. Corrupt, inept, superficial cowards at the top after clawing, scratching and cajoling their petty beings into supervisory or governing positions.

The best of human nature will always be found on the front lines where courage, bravery, integrity, heart and kindness exist day after day and may never be acknowledged or recognized, certainly not by those who do not possess those same virtues or are intimidated by them.

This is why I support SCC.

1/05/2010 07:16:00 AM  

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