Sunday, February 21, 2010

Even the Dead Hate Daley

Here are some deceased voters who may not be voting democratic anymore:
  • Those buried in St. Johannes Cemetery can rest in peace, for now.

    A state appellate court granted a temporary restraining order Thursday night, stopping the City of Chicago from relocating any more graves from the historic cemetery that borders O'Hare International Airport.

    [...] The City had removed approximately 20 graves so far to make way for a new airport runway. The court order, however, bars any further disinterment even if the city has already received permission from next of kin.

We're sure Shortshanks had the initial 20 moved to a predominately democratic cemetery in order to make sure their new found independent voting tendencies were nipped in the bud. The zombie vote is rumored to be up for grabs this next election. We are amused that even the dead of St. Johannes are causing Shortshanks pain and embarrassment.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

NOOOO!! We musn't keep Daley's contractor friends waiting!

Now that he's failed to milk the city dry via the Olympics, he's got to concentrate on other kicback-producing revenue streams.

So what if the airlines say O'Hare doesn't need these new runways due to fewer flights and the increased landing fees that may cause OTHER nearby cities to be their new hubs.

These bodies must be moved NOW! Someday ALL of Bensenville (and Park Ridge, and Itasca and Elk Grove Village, etc.) will be runway!

Wake up, suburbia. Here comes Dick Daley, just like Hitler through Europe.

2/21/2010 01:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On a bright note, rent vouchers and eviction notices are going out to residents of 1230 N Larrabee, That building is coming down this year, I hear 1230 N Burling is also coming down. The last two high rises at Cabrini-Green. I also hear the Oak St. buildings are being vacated.

A failed exercise in public housing that instead created many tens of thousands of people who know nothing but being on the 'guvment dole and are unable to take care of themselves without that monthly check, LINK card, SNAP card, Medicaid card etc.

Good riddance and may the wrecking ball swing soon. 660 W Division also came down in a heap these past weeks. This means the end of CHA Special Employment is also within sight. It is down to 6 or 8 PO's and one Sgt. per shift.

2/21/2010 06:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe he'll pull a Miegs over there at night--wouldn't surprise me!

2/21/2010 07:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too bad the "G" isn't as anxious about digging up the skeletons in daley's closet as daley is about disturbing the dead interred in sacred ground.

2/21/2010 07:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What DOnt they vote the right way????

2/21/2010 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Paranormal Voters . . . said...

Daley will be amongst the dead Dems soon enough. He can't f*ck us over forever.

And once he gets to the other side, there is likely to be a bunch of pissed off spirits just waiting for his arrival so they can kick his evil ass right to hell!


2/21/2010 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of HELL:

The stuttering prick dies and goes to Heaven where St Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates and says, "What! Are you CUCKOO? You're not getting in here! You're going straight to HELL!"

With this, the prick produces his "Get Out of Jail Free" card that Old Tommie Byrne had given him. St Peter won't accept it and sends him DOWN to The Devil!

Now the stuttering prick is greeted at the Gates of Hell by Lucifer, himself who says "We have something special lined up for you!"

He is escorted to a door that is marked "Tea Room". Inside he sees everyone is standing neck deep in a vile, stinking, stench of sewer scum and shit. There was his dad and a whole host of other scumbag politicians and members of his crime family. Everyone is drinking tea.

The stuttering prick says, "This may not be so bad! I love tea, and I can get used to the smell". The HUGE Gargoyle at the door just snickered and handed him his tea, and threw him out into the steaming stench.

After about 5 minutes of sipping his Earl Grey, and just when he was done wretching his guts out from the smell, the HUGE Gargoyle stepped back into the room and screamed at them, "Alright, you assholes! Break time is over! Everyone GET BACK ON YOUR HEAD ! ! !


2/21/2010 10:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it will take 15 minutes to taxi a plane from irving park/york rd into the airport.

2/21/2010 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Ironcrossed said...

Having family buried in St. Johannes I am less than amused by the city's shennanigans. Especially for an useless project. The courts got this one right, stop it now.

2/21/2010 12:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even though there is no need for new runways. Daley has to go on. Besides the inner circle who need their dough, how would he explain it to Bensenville, "oops, here's your town back we don't need it afterall."

2/21/2010 01:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

shortshanks will rot in hell for this!

2/21/2010 02:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey these people voted for daley years after they died, dont be so quick to throw the hate word around.

2/21/2010 02:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Good riddance and may the wrecking ball swing soon. 660 W Division also came down in a heap these past weeks. This means the end of CHA Special Employment is also within sight. It is down to 6 or 8 PO's and one Sgt. per shift.

2/21/2010 06:59:00 AM"

coming soon, to an about to be formerly decent neighborhood near you.

2/21/2010 05:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

St. Johannes cemetery receives about 3 visitors a month. All this bullshit about sacred ground. Most of those stiffs have nobody that gives a shit that they ever walked the earth. Hows the coffee?

2/21/2010 05:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone that i know hates Daley, and i know hundreds of people in the Chicagoland area....

2/21/2010 06:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wouldn't mess with the dead, especially when it comes to moving their graves. Wake the fuck up people, we have become too scientific and agnostic for our own good, better start thinking about what comes after this life before it's too late.

2/21/2010 08:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey f head ,those people were people have alittle respect for the dead!how would u feel if it was your mom,dad or your childs grave u loser!some things money cant buy my friend!!the world works in mysterios ways!!!!!

2/21/2010 10:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 12.12pm,,,,,if the towns around O'Hare didn't fuck around for the past 30 years, this project would have been done 20 years ago at a much lower price and impact.

That cemetary should have been moved in the late 50s when the airport went in.

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

2/21/2010 10:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good riddance and may the wrecking ball swing soon. 660 W Division also came down in a heap these past weeks. This means the end of CHA Special Employment is also within sight. It is down to 6 or 8 PO's and one Sgt. per shift.

Be aware of these cockroaches being placed in our neighborhoods by the good of Fed section 8 program

2/21/2010 11:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No respect even for the dead!!!! Ohare doesnt need to be expanded!!! OHH WAIT we have money for that, new pod cameras, a vacant hospital and to hold up his nose tothe 40 million dollar trash can deal. Sorry police...everyone hates us and we will not get our contract. When will he get indicted.

2/22/2010 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did they get to vote while they were temporarily above ground?

2/22/2010 11:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think Daley is like Boston Gangster Whitey Bulger, Snitch for the Feds, and he gets a play on his misdeeds!!

2/22/2010 06:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As A P.O. assigned to the Airport I spoke with family members on both sides of the fracas. Most want it all to end with some sort of dignity in the removal and reburial of their loved ones. The holdouts,cynical as I maybe, I think, want the City to up the Ante.

2/22/2010 07:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10:40 P.M. ,Sound kind of like The Communist Manifesto:"To each according to their needs, From each according to their abilities."

2/22/2010 07:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to 7:04pm from 10:40pm....."The Needs of the Many....." is from "A Tale Of Two Cities" a story about the French Revolution. So I would assume that Marx and Engels read Dickens and copped his idea.

That quote was Robespierre's mantra as he, as leader of the Committee of Public Safety during the Reign of Terror, condemmed hundreds to die by losing their heads (literally) during the creation of the First Republic.

That was until Robespierre lost his head in 1793 for not being radical enough.

Those whacky Frenchies!!!!!

I knew the damn class on European History in college would finally come in handy!!

2/22/2010 11:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"2/22/2010 11:22:00 PM"

gee, and here I thought it was from Star Trek II.......

2/23/2010 09:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
to 7:04pm from 10:40pm....."The Needs of the Many....." is from "A Tale Of Two Cities"....
2/22/2010 11:22:00 PM

I will be devestated if "Live Long and Prosper" was borrowed also!

2/23/2010 09:44:00 PM  

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