Thursday, March 25, 2010

Because YOU Asked For It

We don't know why you asked for it - we're still having nightmares:



Thanks to whoever keeps sending these in.

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52 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is the one in the red leg warmers the pitcher or the catcher?

3/25/2010 01:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, that one's gotta be the BEST YET!!!!!

3/25/2010 07:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dugan looks better in tights!

3/25/2010 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

best one yet! keep em coming

3/25/2010 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bwahahahahahahaha that was a good one. Both of 'em have no ass, gotta do more squats.

3/25/2010 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thats funnier than the Patrick Sqayze/Chris Farley Chip n dale saturday night live skit!

3/25/2010 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was this filmed live at the ivory tower police workout room? Gosh Feds and Harvard lawyers have great arms

3/25/2010 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hilarious!!!!!

3/25/2010 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous ISP Sgt said...

Oh great - I just peed myself! How do I explain that to the wife? I think I'll have her watch that video and see what happens.

3/25/2010 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous West Sdie, Inside Do-Nothing said...

The spandex confirms my suspicion that Masters is indeed anatomically correct... neutered, no doubt, as mandated by the Daley Machine bylaws.

3/25/2010 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm speechless.....

3/25/2010 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO. Nice packages, boys.

3/25/2010 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK, that is wrong in sooooo many ways!

3/25/2010 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Bubba said...

I want dose two bitches for cellmates

3/25/2010 08:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuckin Hilarious!!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

More, more, more!!!!

3/25/2010 08:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dugan looks better in tights!

3/25/2010 08:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now dats funny!

3/25/2010 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was awesome. Thanks for the levity!

3/25/2010 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Priceless...The best yet!!!!!

3/25/2010 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy shit!!!!!!!!! the best!!!!

3/25/2010 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought that Masters was the Mayors bitch. After watching the video looks like J-Fed is moving in on the Mayors main squeeze.

3/25/2010 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahahah...oh my eyes!!!

3/25/2010 08:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is that the gym at HEADQUARTERS?????
hahahahahahah

3/25/2010 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was friggin awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3/25/2010 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was wondering who was playing that song at 35th St. Now I know. Hilarious.

3/25/2010 12:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The funniest one yet! Can't shake the image!!!

3/25/2010 12:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GROSS.....:O

3/25/2010 12:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i was laughing so hard milk came out of my nose. great!!!!!

3/25/2010 12:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that is the new power test being given to recruits--- " dancing with possum head and master blaster"--- hey possum head, you better get some bodies out in the patrol division quick--- it hasn't even heated up yet and all you hear all night long is back log.... nobody to send to 1a jobs, people in need of police service whe aren't getting it in a timely fashion---- and also tell the street sgt's to quit using up the last three available cars on the zone for a mission--- now you have no cars left to handle jobs.... duh !!!!!!!!

3/25/2010 12:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC---

I hope they NEVER find out who you guys are. They will hang you from a flagpole!

I have sent it to everyone I know. We should send it to police blogs all over the country.

The looks on their faces in that video--priceless!!

If you need somebody to stand behind you if/when they find you, let me know.

I'll ask them if I can borrow their tights!!!!

Good job, and thanks!

3/25/2010 01:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is crazy .. come on guys and girls this is our boss and up are all making fun of him !!! you should be ashamed of yourself ..you know he cares about of of you and me , pays you well , takes cares of your cr numbers and most of all is the real police please be nice to him ...love his mom ..he really is a nice guy after he makes 400,000 a year

3/25/2010 02:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My they are soooo flexible!

3/25/2010 02:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC,

the powers that be in the CPD must truly hate you.

If you accomplish nothing else with this blog that hopefully brings you some satisfaction.

It amuses the hell outta me.

3/25/2010 02:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im horrified yet i cant look away!!! like the Rocky Horror Days...LIFM

3/25/2010 03:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i can put a worm on a hook
i am a master baiter

3/25/2010 03:50:00 PM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

HAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*cough cough*

HAAAAAAAHAHAHAH!

a couple of prissy-assed, receeding hairline havin' lip-smackin', wet-eyed, buzzy play-thing sharin', moist-handed doo-doo chasers!

Heeyyyy, where's duggie?

Funniest jib-jab yet!

Put it on 'em SCC!!

Remember Haymakergate!!

Cozzi was RAILROADED!

Keep shittin' on the Police you fools!!

So help us GOD we WILL have the last laugh!

Criminals have run on air at the end of some stout manila hemp for less...

So have TRAITORS!

3/25/2010 06:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO!!!!! I needed a really good laugh. Thanks!

3/25/2010 06:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gh good god was that disturbing!!! Thank you so much SCC, you brightened my day.

3/25/2010 08:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

please add shorty's and quinn's faces to the workout

3/25/2010 09:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is from the Sgt's union web site.

"We have also met with Commander O’Neill over the FSLA grievance. The city is offering to make our 4 Personal Days “Super Days” where the city will not be able to deny your request for the day off, except for a few days that will be blacked out. (New Year’s Eve, Bud Billiken Day, and the 3rd of July). We gave the city a counter offer for additional days and are awaiting their answer."

Super days, but not Bud Billiken!!!! What does that say about Bud Billiken, just another savage fest where police are needed to keep them from killing each other. Time to put an end to a ridiculous, useless parade that only gets more and more violent each year. Last year we were told not to sling rifles on our posts. The order says we will use our discretion when making that decision. This year every PO should be slinging a rifle because it is needed and necessary.

3/25/2010 11:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As always, the choreography is frantic and the faces leave a lot to be desired.

3/26/2010 01:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about Chief Maurer in His Universal Guards uniform.

3/26/2010 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is weiss a roid head?

3/26/2010 08:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT- Someone shoud drop this article in the police mail to headquarters!!!

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/7-Things-Your-Boss-Should-usnews-1985285145.html?x=0

3/26/2010 12:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Masters looks like he enjoys catching. Fed looks like prev.

3/26/2010 12:23:00 PM  
Blogger Cpdcoppurr said...

I just threw up in my mouth ALOT!! HILARIOUS!!

3/26/2010 03:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is soooo damn funny!!! Even had my 80 yr old mom cracking up.

3/26/2010 07:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This was a great video. Keep them coming because we all need a good laugh and now my stomach hurts.

: )

3/26/2010 07:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn! Masters has a great ass!

3/26/2010 07:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't even stand to look at these two, for what they have done to a once proud Department...Pretty funny though-Keep the truth coming SCC.

God,St. Michael the Archangel, and those in the Star Case, Keep us Safe.

Everything else in the Puzzle Palace can KMA.

3/27/2010 02:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Truly disturbing.

3/27/2010 12:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll never look at them the same was again.... To funny.

3/28/2010 10:47:00 AM  

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