Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Alcohol Conspiracy

  • Some 350 cases of liquor were spilled on the North-South Tollway (I-355) in the northwest suburbs Wednesday morning when a semi and a box truck collided.
  • State Police expect a Stevenson Expressway ramp in the southwest suburbs to be closed to traffic for several hours while crews remove a semi truck that overturned Monday afternoon.

    [...] The semi was traveling too fast for conditions, according to a release from Illinois State Police District Chicago, which caused its load to shift and the semi to roll on its right side. The semi was loaded with 40,000 pounds of grapes, according to State Police.

  • A semi truck overturned on the Edens Expressway (I-94) on the Northwest Side early Tuesday, injuring the driver and spilling 1,200 cases of beer across the roadway.
Hard stuff, wine makings, beer. Someone has it in for the alcoholics and connoisseurs of adult beverages in Chicago.

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22 Comments:

Anonymous Al Coholik said...

As long as the ship carrying a steady supply of Hendricks gin across the pond stays afloat. I'm happy. Here's mud in your I.

6/23/2010 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not paying the piper!

6/23/2010 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Someone has it in for the alcoholics and connoisseurs of adult beverages in Chicago."

Guzzler's Gin. 'S smoooooooooth. (hic)

6/23/2010 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lay off the juice

6/23/2010 05:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe old man Wirtz is pissed.

6/23/2010 06:18:00 AM  
Anonymous ISP Sgt said...

"Someone has it in for the alcoholics and connoisseurs of adult beverages in Chicago"

Or else the ISP has a big party in the offing.

6/23/2010 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somewhere in a retirement home, Radke weeps softly to himself...

6/23/2010 07:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DROVE BY THE EDENS YESTERDAY AT ABOUT 8:30 AM, THE CARNAGE WAS INDESCRIBABLE. OH THE PAIN.

6/23/2010 07:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1200 cases of beer on the road, 1200 cases of beer. Take one down, pass it around, 1200 cases of beer.

6/23/2010 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trucks probably driven by illegals who have no knowledge of our driving laws or common courtesy when driving.

6/23/2010 08:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh! The Humanities......

6/23/2010 09:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A clear sign of Alcohol Abuse

6/23/2010 09:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

6/23/2010 10:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To bad it wasn't a truck load of " da kool-aid" we could use less of that at 35th. Maybe they should replace it with alcohol at least some of those pussies would get some beer muscles and stand up to the midget

6/23/2010 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trucks probably driven by illegals who have no knowledge of our driving laws or common courtesy when driving.

6/23/2010 08:27:00 AM
please do continue on your rant. I'll continue it for you maybe it was the polish ilegal that prefers Okocim over Bud. Maybe the Irish ilegal that prefers Guiness over miller light. Or maybe the south American ilegal that prefers modelo, singha,Indio , et al over PBR. Better yet just STFU!!!!

6/23/2010 12:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If only a truck full of buckets of fried chicken had spilled it would have been a great party

6/23/2010 12:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I blame the ghost of Carrie Nation

6/23/2010 07:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

please do continue on your rant. I'll continue it for you maybe it was the polish ilegal that prefers Okocim over Bud. Maybe the Irish ilegal that prefers Guiness over miller light. Or maybe the south American ilegal that prefers modelo, singha,Indio , et al over PBR. Better yet just STFU!!!!

6/23/2010 12:50:00 PM




I highly doubt it. I don't see illegal Irish or Polish in the news daily, mowing down people and driving off like Mr. Magoo. When they start to make the news on a regular basis for poor driving and injuring or killing innocent citizens, I will comment on those people too.

30 MILLION illegals from south of the border. How many illegal Polish or Irish? And the ones who are here fly under the radar, and are not a drain on society unlike most of the bold ass illegals from Mehico, who think it is their right to come here with their diseases and criminal tendencies.

This is still a free country. You are probably a supporter of the current administration, so you would like nothing better than to shut up voices that you don't agree with. You can't shut me up. Cram it bioch.

6/23/2010 08:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These stories had me crying in my beer!

6/23/2010 10:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

please do continue on your rant. I'll continue it for you maybe it was the polish ilegal that prefers Okocim over Bud. Maybe the Irish ilegal that prefers Guiness over miller light. Or maybe the south American ilegal that prefers modelo, singha,Indio , et al over PBR. Better yet just STFU!!!!

6/23/2010 12:50:00 PM


Ummm, You forgot to mention the largest group of illegals in your little rant.

6/23/2010 11:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ummm, You forgot to mention the largest group of illegals in your little rant.

6/23/2010 11:23:00 PM

Not forgetful---just in denial

6/24/2010 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quick, someone call the Irish!!!

6/24/2010 08:07:00 PM  

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