Master of the Obvious
- More than half of the 18 shootings over a 24-hour period this weekend involved gangs, Chicago Police Supt. Jody Weis said today.
Good God, how did we ever get along without a feeb in charge? One-hundred-seventy-three years of policing in Chicago culminates in this declaration.
Labels: un-fucking-believable
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
31 Comments:
NICE GOING J-PUSS!
I call bs on that. I'd say all 18 came from law abiding citizens. They are the real problem.
J-Fled said:" If everyone was in the same gang, there would be no shootings".
Won't be long now...Weis will be gone and the 1st deputy will be the highest ranking officer in the CPD, similiar with the Fire department with Orosco as the Head of Public Safety in charge of both departments free to do whatever Shortshanks wants.
Anonymous said...
I'd love to see what comes across EB's work blackberry that isn't work related...half the time when you call him and he doesn't answer, it's because his mailbox is full!
6/19/2010 08:36:00 PM
How about hs violence reduction policy calling for officers to violate laws and safety policy to do vice enforcement? How about the cover up he got going with a legal social club his hand picked all black team butchered up? How aobut his secret swing and bling lunchs with certain vice ladies?
Jody, look at the news cameras and give them a big
DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is your mellon head filled with packing peanuts ???????
How did bullets find their way into the bodies of the other half, did they sallow them ? Has anyone ever considered the reason the felonious midget keeps J-Fled around might be because he feels smart around him ?
No wonder WGN cancelled Bozo; Daley and his clowns make him look like an amateur.
Being a first responder at these shootings is really, and I mean really surreal. The people that are witneses are usually the victims friends and or family. These witnesses are just as goofy as the persons shooting. I'm just saying. The drama at the scene is always what it is. A lot of drama. It must take about 15 minutes to get the story of what happened at the scene down right, and by the time the story is right, the shooters are gone in the wind. These witnesses are not the most articulate people in the world. God help us all.
( PaLm to forehead)..... HoLy gangster discipLe shit!! Batman, did you hear that the shootings this weekend were gang reLated?! Why... yes Robin, commisioner Jody informed me that these shootings were ( Pause)... gang reLated. HoLy Latin King shit !! What are we going to do?!
More than half of the 18 shootings over a 24-hour period this weekend involved gangs, Chicago Police Supt. Jody Weis said today.
Jesus Christ, thank god they are moving Cptn.'s around.
Problem solved.
Declare martial law and forbid gang assemblies.
CHESTER, Pa. -- A suburban Philadelphia city has declared a state of emergency following the fourth killing in eight days, including the death of a 2-year-old boy a week ago.
Chester Mayor Wendell Butler Jr. on Saturday proclaimed a state of emergency beginning Saturday night and running through Thursday morning, and he says he will ask the City Council to extend it for a month. During that time, no one is allowed on the street from 9 p.m. until 6 a.m. each day, and no assembly of three or more people is allowed without a permit.
Butler said police officers would be working 12-hour shifts or more, state and county authorities had promised more resources and a federal task force would be operating in the city.
The most recent shooting death happened Friday night, and another man was killed Tuesday night.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/06/20/pa-city-calls-state-emergency-weeks-th-murder/?test=latestnews
Gangs? Gangs? B-b-B-ut I thought it was all those pesky suburban kids responsible for all the violence? You know, the texting tools?
Not a cop, and not a Chicago resident but I do love watching the surreal in action. And boy oh boy does Chicago give off surreal.
To all Police officers, thank you so much for what you do. I wonder sometimes when it hurts to laugh what it would be like if we in the civvie pop were better citizens...it would be a much better world. ah well.
JFLED says; "If these people had never been born, then they never would have been shot"
Anonymous said...
Being a first responder at these shootings is really, and I mean really surreal. The people that are witneses are usually the victims friends and or family. These witnesses are just as goofy as the persons shooting. I'm just saying. The drama at the scene is always what it is. A lot of drama. It must take about 15 minutes to get the story of what happened at the scene down right, and by the time the story is right, the shooters are gone in the wind. These witnesses are not the most articulate people in the world. God help us all.
6/21/2010 02:11:00 AM
"not the most articulate people in the world"
LOL - understatement of the FUCKING YEAR!
Wash. Rinse. Repeat. The cycle of violence will never stop until these people learn to help themselves. How long have they been trying to figure it out?
IM REALLY STARTING TO BELIEVE J-FLED WAS A PAPER JUMPERS IN THE FBI!
HE CANT BE THIS STUPID....
MEMOS WITH HIS NAME THAT ARE RESCINDED ALMOST EVERY MONTH!
FAKE STATS THAT EVEN THE MEDIA KNOWS ARE BULLSHIT.
DEMOTING PEOPLE THEN PROMOTING THE SAME PEOPLE IN A MATTER OF DAYS!!!
EXEMPTS HE PROMOTED HANGING WITH ELTON JOHN/ DAUGHTERS SELLING WEED/BRINGING GUNS ON PLANES/ LEAVING THREATS ON AN ANSWERING MACHINE/STEALING OVERTIME
RUNNING FROM A SCENE OF A HOMICIDE AND THE OFFENDER WAS NEVER CAPTURED!
INSIDE OUT SIDE CRIME???
GANG RELATED MURDERS WHAT A FRICKING BEAN COUNTER. IF HE KNEW WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT ALL OF THE POLICE ON DUTY DEATHS ARE ALSO GANG RELATED.
SO MR. WEIS GET UR HEAD OUT OF UR ASS, HIRE SOME BLUE SHIRT, PROMOTE SOME DICKS AND GET SOME EXEMPTS THAT HAVE MADE ARREST IN THEIR CAREERS!
How about this. When responding to a person shot and you arrive at the scene call the ambulance and don't even ask if anyone saw anything. Just wait and see if anyone comes up to you to tell you what happened. Don't worry. Less paper work for you and the Dets. Who cares.
He's got it all wrong. All wrong! It's those suburban kids with their IPhones.
From the CPD logs for this past weekend:
56 Shot
11 Stabbed
7 Dead
Thank goodness we had a storm on Friday. I am sure it kept the numbers down.
Ask jody how does he plan to solve this problem ?
He don't know, he's "Gotta Run" !!!
jody, how does it feel to be daley's Bitch???????
Being a first responder at these shootings is really, and I mean really surreal. The people that are witneses are usually the victims friends and or family. These witnesses are just as goofy as the persons shooting. I'm just saying. The drama at the scene is always what it is. A lot of drama. It must take about 15 minutes to get the story of what happened at the scene down right, and by the time the story is right, the shooters are gone in the wind. These witnesses are not the most articulate people in the world. God help us all.
6/21/2010 02:11:00 AM
What's a first responder? Is that anything like a cop? Is that you Jody?
Once, Supt. James Rochford declared that the CPD was the toughest gang in town. He was right. I guess that was then, and this is now.
J-Fled is fucking worthless.
hate to say it...you choose your fate and sometimes your fate chooses you! gangbanger parents having gangbanger kids...hmmmm notice a pattern. deadenders that reach a deadend in life.
I think Jody is adding to the "innie vs outie" homicides with "gangbanger" homicides.
http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/06/toddler-among-14-shot-overnight-throughout-city.html
8 Dead Among 52 Shot Across City Over Weekend
CLTV:
At least 40 shot, 7 dead.
Not sure if that includes the two naked bodies they found on the south side.
How are those camaras working for you?
Hey you gangbangers, "KNOCK IT OFF, I MEAN IT!" I think that should work no give me a award or trophy or even extend my $300, 000 yr contract.
I'm a little confused by the Departments math regarding all the weekend shootings. The numbers of incidents and victims that they are giving the media do not exactly match the real numbers...Kind of off by about 50%...
GREAT NEWS, SCC!!!
We went national!
Just finished watching ABC World News with Diane Sawyer. Reported was "What Is Going On In Chicago?". As in Fifty-Two (52) shootings, eight (8) of which resulted in deaths this past weekend.
Footage included the "usual suspects" wailing and flopping around like fish out of water at the news that their honor-rollers were "senselessly" murdered. NO footage included people of Caucasian decent (what are the odds of that?).
Mention was also made on how this latest rash of violence effected primarily "poor" neighborhoods, and NOT the Downtown, upscale locations.
Prediction: another time-and-a-half Special Employment opportunity coming to a Clear System near you.
I've come to a conclusion that J-Fled should just STFU on the weekends. Go out of town, just be invisible, you pathetic sham of a boss; no one will notice on Monday that you failed to report a pack of lies to the local news media th previous day.
Anonymous said...
Being a first responder at these shootings is really, and I mean really surreal. The people that are witneses are usually the victims friends and or family. These witnesses are just as goofy as the persons shooting. I'm just saying. The drama at the scene is always what it is. A lot of drama. It must take about 15 minutes to get the story of what happened at the scene down right, and by the time the story is right, the shooters are gone in the wind. These witnesses are not the most articulate people in the world. God help us all.
6/21/2010 02:11:00 AM
It was the same nonsense bullshit 25 years ago on the west side. Some shit doesn't change and you are not the first who lived a sheltered life to be struck dumb when observing the west or south sider in his element.
You can't make this shit up.
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