Sunday, August 29, 2010

"Knock It Off" Results (UPDATE)

In the very district J-Fled held his "Hill Street Blues" event (starring J-Fled as Frank Furillo), not one, but two homicides occur:
  • The burned body of an unidentified woman was found in an alley in the East Garfield Park neighborhood officials said.

    Chicago police were called to the 2800 block of West Washington Avenue at about 4:30 a.m. after the woman's body was found in an alley, said Chicago Police News Affairs [...].

    She said Chicago police are conducting a death investigation.

Because people just spontaneously burst into flame on the west side.
  • A 23-year-old man was fatally wounded tonight on a West Side street while talking to another man, who also was wounded in the shooting.

    About 6:30 p.m. the two men were standing on the 4400 block of West Wilcox Street when they heard shots fired from an unknown location, according to preliminary information from Chicago police.

Sounds like a gauntlet has been thrown.

UPDATE: And another gang/gunfire homicide (still in 011)
  • A 15-year-old boy who was shot and killed Saturday night in the Humboldt Park neighborhood may have been struck by stray gunfire from a person chasing and shooting at someone else, police said.

    Police responded at 8:39 p.m. to the 800 block of North Harding Avenue and found the boy with a gunshot wound to the chest, police News Affairs Officer Ronald Gaines said.

    It may be that someone armed with a weapon was chasing and intending to shot at someone else and opened fire but instead struck the teen, who was sitting in a chair, police News Affairs [...] said.

That's it! SOMEONE is going to be on Double Secret Probation before the day is out. So says J-Fled. WARRIORS!!!!!!

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

also, one killed augusta and harding

8/29/2010 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The gauntlet was thrown down and they turned around and shoved it sideways up J-FLED's ass!

And, it is his to handle all on his lonesome 10-99. I wouldn't lift one finger to help this clueless mutha. Fuck him.

FREE BILL COZZI.

8/29/2010 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was just thinking of what a moron our #1 in charge is. Then I thought about our #2 guy, couldn't get security clearance, bad credit, sexual harrassment, etc... Then I thought about Bea, drugs being sold out of her condo. Then I thought Holy Crap, my bosses are shit-heads!

8/29/2010 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't forget the 0110 at 956 N. Harding, SCC. Two shooting deaths on two hours in 011, not one.

8/29/2010 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.T. - I understand Mike Sheilds may run for FOP President. If Mike runs Greg Bella has about as much chance of winning as the going 16-0.

8/29/2010 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am Mick Belker

8/29/2010 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

While a summit was trying to be done in the 11th District, a home invasion in Mt. Greenwood at 107th S Drake was keeping 22nd District officers busy around noon Saturday. The brazen black gangmembers set up and forced there way into the familys home. Details to follow.

8/29/2010 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seeing that the Merit Board is meeting for Lieutenant picks, and that the Brass always reads this site, I believe it is only proper that everyone start tossing in the names of those they feel worthy to make Lieutenant...Perhaps for once they will listen and at least make make one......

8/29/2010 01:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They know we are now a bunch of bitches, thanks to him

8/29/2010 01:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't underestimate the power of a good stern warning

8/29/2010 01:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was also another homicide in 011 Saturday night at 956 N. Harding. 14 year old boy shot to death.

8/29/2010 02:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-Fled's appearance Commands "Disrespect". Pookie & company had a great laugh at his expense. I'm suprised they let J-Fled leave. Did J-Fled really tell his soon to be Sgt. driver "I hadda go but I already went. Take me home so I can change pants after a quick shower" ???

Wait till Shanks finds out Jodie just gave away the West Side.

8/29/2010 02:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Make it 3. Harding and Augusta DOA, GSW.

8/29/2010 02:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The gangs are thumbing their nose at J-fled. Jody tipped his hand but the gangs were not fooled.

8/29/2010 04:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I'm the big guy, see, and I don't have enough guys to take care of ya, see, so ya better straighten up, see, or da mare might bring somebody else in who can really handle this, see"

8/29/2010 06:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hot and humid for the next few days..... ha

8/29/2010 06:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My mission for today is to find this gang leader and write him a parker, enough is enough!!

8/29/2010 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jfled
I recommend you and command cloutoriuos staff members start watching some dirty harry movies

8/29/2010 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous a fly on the wall said...

Masters x3: Jody Boy, da Mare is having a stroke about that crazy lieutenant blowing the whistle on almighty patronage. We've got to do something before more of them come out of the woodwork or else you must resign for personal reasons, family, whatever. Da Mare was screaming into a hissy fit that you are an embarrassment to da Chicago Way.

J-Fled: I've done this before in the FBI, sir. We had this traitor agent Robert Wright throwing rocks at the Bureau. We had to take him out. Just like the West Side gangbangers, we've got to get them to knock it off or else. I could even Cozzi those rogue rabble rousers. My policy group is brainstorming all this. It's time for my kettle bells workout, sir. We can hook up in Predictive Analytics in about an hour. Young Greenberg is making Nostradamus and Madame Shaniqua of the psychic friends network look like idiots. He may even have some super stock market, horse race and Lotto jackpot tips too. I'm certain Brett can predict the future. Gotta run.

8/29/2010 07:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC--
Do you think you could do a post about writing to Bill Cozzi? He's spent a year in that hellhole. He has told me he's worn out and severely depressed. Please ask people to write to him. I think he may feel like people have forgotten about him--my words, not his. Thanks a lot.

8/29/2010 07:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sundays Sun-Times, j-fled is quoted " you could see some of the gang members were touched" WTF !!
This is what its come to? You got to be kidding me...Quit already you asshat!!!

8/29/2010 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

there was another one on the 900 block of harding. Good to see penny and weis have shown their awesome powers and stopped the 0110.. What a fucking joke, 11 district is on the fast track to hit 60.

8/29/2010 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Knock It Off""Knock It Off"

The best part is that this shows who is really in control. Unless the department takes a different strategy, crime will continue to plague chicago for eternity. Maybe the rest of the city will figure this out, and we can rebuild the projects somewhere in the far southside where we can at least keep the problem centralized.

8/29/2010 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YES! Bwhahaha. In your face J-Fled.

8/29/2010 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...I'm sure folks updated u on the Harding Ave 0110 at 2100 hrs. Add another dead body to the list.

8/29/2010 08:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why don't the city just pay tribute to the gangs? The Romans used to pay off the Germanic tribes.

8/29/2010 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hill Street Blues was an imaginary TV show with cops played by actors. Granted our “Leader” is played by an actor also. Instead of implementing policy based on a imaginary TV show, he should of taken a lesson from real life history. Remember the Los Pepes (from Spanish: Pe rseguidos por P ablo Es cobar, "people persecuted by Pablo Escobar"), a vigilante group composed of enemies of narcotics kingpin Pablo Escobar. They got results. Yes, their actions were too extreme, but they did not have a “beer summit” with the enemy. As we get closer to becoming a Detroit, more extreme actions will need to be taken. We must vote the DemocRATS out of office.

8/29/2010 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous uptown support said...

OT: We saw an asshole fleeing the Police yesterday on north Broadway.(Violation of order of protection.)
We noticed asshole flee through a gangway while the Police went in the front of the building. Asshole was running AND holding his side, we made sure the Police Sgt. knew that before they went after him. Stay safe out there, when we see something like this, we will make sure you know about it.

8/29/2010 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You forgot about the third Homicide on 900 N HARDING also in 011.

8/29/2010 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It appears that quite a few Lt's are openly supporting Lt. Andrews but there are still some that are not and by some strange twist of fate they have kush spots outside the patrol division. I would like to call them some foul name here but you will soon be callin them commander I guess. How do they look at themselves in the mirror in the morning? Well I guess M.B. will never have that problem but the rest of you shame!!

8/29/2010 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2 killed and 12 shot in the city. "knock it off" reprisal about to begin!

8/29/2010 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many homicides are carried as death investigations? DB burned beyond recognition found in an alley and it is a death investigation not a homicide. There's some creative crime reporting for you.

8/29/2010 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man killed, another wounded at block party on West Side
August 29, 2010 6:10 AM

A 23-year-old man was fatally shot Saturday after getting into a fight with people at a block party in the West Garfield Park neighborhood, police said.

8/29/2010 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Seeing that the Merit Board is meeting for Lieutenant picks, and that the Brass always reads this site, I believe it is only proper that everyone start tossing in the names of those they feel worthy to make Lieutenant...Perhaps for once they will listen and at least make make one......

8/29/2010 01:23:00 AM


(Crickets chirping)

(More crickets chirping)

Okay sarge, we nominate you. How do you spell your name? D-O-O-F?

8/29/2010 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CHICAGO (STMW) - A 15-year-old boy who was shot and killed Saturday night in the Humboldt Park neighborhood may have been struck by stray gunfire from a person chasing and shooting at someone else, police said.

8/29/2010 09:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2 killed, at least 12 wounded in city-wide shootings
August 29, 2010 4:45 AM |
A man was killed and at least 12 other people were wounded in overnight shootings, including a male shot by police.

Starting about 6:30 p.m. Saturday in West Garfield Park, a 23-year-old man was fatally shot in the 4400 block of West Wilcox Street while a 33-year-old man suffered a gunshot wound to his leg.

At 8:39 p.m. Saturday in Humboldt Park, a 15-year-old boy was shot twice in the chest in the 900 block of South Harding Avenue, the Cook County medical examiner's office said. Police believe the teen may have been caught in the crossfire between two other men. He was pronounced dead at John H. Stroger, Jr. Hospital of Cook County.
At 6:33 p.m. in Chicago Lawn, an 18-year-old woman was shot in the knee in the 5900 block of South Maplewood Avenue. She was taken in good condition to Holy Cross Hospital.

At 6:41 p.m. in Chatham, a 19-year-old woman was shot in the left foot in the 700 block of East 80th Street.

At 8:46 p.m. in Roseland, a 25-year-old man was shot in his upper arm at 15 W. 107th St. He was taken to Roseland Community Hospital.

At 11:11 p.m. in Gresham, police shot a male suspect as he allegedly attempted to rob patrons at a restaurant in the 1400 block of West 79th Street. Another male suspect involved in the incident was able to successfully escape.

About 11:45 p.m. in Gage Park, a 17-year-old boy was standing outside during a block party in the 5800 block of South Campbell Avenue when he was shot in the head, police said. He was taken in critical condition to Mount Sinai Hospital, police said.

At 12:01 a.m. this morning in South Chicago, a 22-year-old man was shot in the foot in the 8400 block of South Manistee Avenue.

At 12:39 a.m. in Back of the Yards, a 21-year-old man was shot in the groin in the 5100 block of South Laflin Street and was taken in serious condition to Advocate Christ Medical Center in Oak Lawn, police said.

At 2:10 a.m. in West Chatham, a 24-year-old man suffered a graze wound to his neck in the 5700 block of South Lasalle Street and was taken to John H. Stroger, Jr. Hospital of Cook County, police said.

At 2:18 a.m. Brighton Park, a 27-year-old man was shot in the shoulder in the 4400 block of South Kedzie Avenue, police said. He was taken to Mount Sinai Hospital.

At 2:35 a.m. in West Garfield Park, two males were shot in the 4600 block of West Maypole Avenue. One suffered a gunshot wound to his leg and the other was shot in his buttocks, said police News Affairs Officer Ron Gaines.

At 2:58 a.m., a male suffered a gunshot wound to his shoulder from a drive-by in the 200 block of South Marshall, Gaines said. No other information was immediately available.

Area detectives are investigating and no one was in custody for any of the shootings.

8/29/2010 09:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2 killed, at least 12 wounded in city-wide shootings
August 29, 2010 4:45 AM

8/29/2010 09:57:00 AM  
Blogger Stopthepresses2 said...

Nip it, nip it, nip it in the bud you gang bangers and I really mean it this time!

8/29/2010 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I was just thinking of what a moron our #1 in charge is. Then I thought about our #2 guy, couldn't get security clearance, bad credit, sexual harrassment, etc... Then I thought about Bea, drugs being sold out of her condo. Then I thought Holy Crap, my bosses are shit-heads!

8/29/2010 12:30:00 AM

SADLY, ITS NOT ONLY THAT WAY IN THE POLICE DEPT.

8/29/2010 10:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HENRY GOLDBLUME: I'm encouraged at the turnout for today's gang summit. City Hall has expressed concerns about Officers Hill and Renko being gunned down after someone 'jacked their marked squad and left them stranded in the projects. We hope to initiate an ongoing dialogue between police and community with the ultimate goal of interdicting violent crime at the source.
JESUS MARTINEZ: Yo, Frank-ee! Can you make this mutt talk English?
SGT. PHIL ESTERHAUS (under his breath): Francis, back in the day we'd drag his ass into a back room of the station and teach him some respect.
CAPT. FURILLO: Not now, Phil.

8/29/2010 10:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It appears that quite a few Lt's are openly supporting Lt. Andrews but there are still some that are not and by some strange twist of fate they have kush spots outside the patrol division. I would like to call them some foul name here but you will soon be callin them commander I guess. How do they look at themselves in the mirror in the morning? Well I guess M.B. will never have that problem but the rest of you shame!!

Some of us Lt's don't have to post long, pompous self important email posts to support Andrews.
and some of us think the leadership of the PBPA Lts association is a cliquish self important shithead who didnt get anywhere without kissing Maurer's dried up old ass.
The silent Lts support Andrews, but not the old boys inept Lt Associations.
and that includes a lot of patrol division Lt's not clout monkeys.

8/29/2010 10:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Shortshanks, see what happens when you hire a BOY to do a Mans Job !!!!!!

You have really fucked this city up royally !

Take your pudgy ass along with J-Pussy & his posse of pussies & get out of Shitcago !

Take dem Reberunds along too ! They be dumber than you be !!!!

FREE COZZI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8/29/2010 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any info on home invasion on 107/Drake?

8/29/2010 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic but one of the reasons this department is so fucked up. In 023, at 11 AM Friday Vice Lords try to kill a kid by unloading on him right behind Truman College. Tac guys among others on view this and catch one guy right away and the other is immediately identified and caught later. The Area 3 worthless detectives won't even come out and investigate but repeatedly demand to be called an d then totally blow it off twice. I guess nothing ,the shell casings were picked up and misdemeanor charges all the way around. This job is a joke and we are our own worst enemy. No wonder they shoot at each other midday with no fear of recourse . We have no backbone.

Pissed off 023 Sgt.

8/29/2010 10:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

While a summit was trying to be done in the 11th District, a home invasion in Mt. Greenwood at 107th S Drake was keeping 22nd District officers busy around noon Saturday. The brazen black gangmembers set up and forced there way into the familys home. Details to follow.

......to all the taxpayers in Mt. Greenwood, this should really get your goat. In broad daylight a home invasion occured in one of the better Chicagoland neighborhoods where WORKING people are paying taxes, taxes, and more taxes and some ghetto rats come out of nowhere terrorizing a family in their own house. The 22nd district seems to be always out on the north end of 22. The south end where all the decent working, law abiding families live isn't patrolled as much but for some time now a lot of ghetto rats have been coming down the side streets eyeing up the block thinking about all the treasures they can get out of a decent families house just by knowing the police aren't going to be there in time to do anything. Sad, but true.

8/29/2010 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so j-joke implied to the animals that we would go 'old school' on da gangs,funny thing,he was brought in cuz of all the "old school' we were doing,um I mean,uh thats what I heard,um um

8/29/2010 11:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GO CHALKIE!!!

8/29/2010 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't this bright new idea what we used to do decades ago, with the Gang Crimes Flying Squirrel Squad ???

8/29/2010 11:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All these brainey ideas sure are a convenient way to keep all your pals and buddies inside safe and working great hours while the real police are out there outnumbered and outgunned. Why dont all these inside positions get filled by long term Medical P.O.'s, retired personnel hired back part-time, and disabled P.O's ? Send every full duty CPD Officer out in the field and forget all these "inside" paper pushing jobs. It's been done in other cities successfully, why not here? Politics as usual in Crookago...

8/29/2010 11:11:00 AM  
Blogger Don said...

Personally, I blame the Shamrocks.

8/29/2010 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Seeing that the Merit Board is meeting for Lieutenant picks, and that the Brass always reads this site, I believe it is only proper that everyone start tossing in the names of those they feel worthy to make Lieutenant...Perhaps for once they will listen and at least make make one......

8/29/2010 01:23:00 AM"



since it is, by now, clear as crystal, that the world in which we manage to survive in has truly become 'Bizarro World', a better strategy to implement would be to post the names of those we know are totally UNworthy, as if we believe they are actually worthy, and hope for the upside down, ass backward effects to achieve the desired result.

8/29/2010 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous 011 2nd Watch DOG said...

This is good to see. Here in 011 we are so shorthanded it is about US keeping each other safe, and let the mutts kill themselves off. I will never do anything on this job except back up fellow officers. I only hope other officers feel the same way.

8/29/2010 11:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

While a summit was trying to be done in the 11th District, a home invasion in Mt. Greenwood at 107th S Drake was keeping 22nd District officers busy around noon Saturday. The brazen black gangmembers set up and forced there way into the familys home.------------wtf? this home invasion happened in the daytime and they got away? come on people lets get off the couch and call 911 immediatly when you see something suspicious. there are too many shabbily dressed out of the neighborhood flyer delivery people out in mt. greenwood having access to peoples porches and frontyards casing out if people are home or not. if you see cars circling the block with occupants that look like they don't belong, call 911. another innocent taxpaying family has been injured to people that see stuff and don't call the police. wake up because there are more and more undesirables coming west of kedzie causing harm to the neighborhood.

8/29/2010 11:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seeing that the Merit Board is meeting for Lieutenant picks, and that the Brass always reads this site, I believe it is only proper that everyone start tossing in the names of those they feel worthy to make Lieutenant...Perhaps for once they will listen and at least make make one......

8/29/2010 01:23:00 AM
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Says somebody who wants to be a merit Lt.

8/29/2010 11:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

CHICAGO (STMW) - A 15-year-old boy who was shot and killed Saturday night in the Humboldt Park neighborhood may have been struck by stray gunfire from a person chasing and shooting at someone else, police said.

8/29/2010 09:48:00 AM
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Oh. Then it doesn't count, does it? I call do-over!

8/29/2010 11:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone know more about the details about the home invasion of that family on the block of 107th and Drake? We read the blog daily but are not the police, but we support all the men and women in blue. In the last few months, we bought a big dog because are children are gone and we are seeing more and more suspicious people and cars in our quiet neighborhood. We call from time and time and know the police are busy with real crime, but it sems the real crime is happening here. If it helps any, the day of the incident on Drake, there was a white four door car parked with the engine running with two black people, one female driver and one male that looked very nervous on the north end of 107th and Drake the day before. We tryed calling 911, but our cellphone reception was bad and the car drove off. There was no front plate on the car as we walked past. God bless that family, they seem so decent to have harm come there way. What is really surprising is that police, a lot of police live around the surrounding area. For that to happen shows how these criminals don't care about anything or anyone these days, but themselves.

8/29/2010 11:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The gang members were "touched" by the victims families? Are you fucking serious??? What world is this idiot living in? He just set up every single Police Officer with this bullshit! The bangers have just taken an even stronger lead on us.Hey asshole...you are by far the biggest POS to walk the earth.The next copper to be killed is now without question YOUR FAULT!!! Take your oversized head and beady eyes and LEAVE

8/29/2010 12:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The gauntlet was thrown at Weiss. Now what? Start writing parking tickets and boot the cars on a gang leader who murders people on a whim? Victims that try to make gang leaders understand how the lost of a family member hurts when he probably ordered the hit? Weiss said some of the gang leaders were moved? Or were they laughing at him? We know what needs to be done but the bosses are afraid. How do you reason with murderers?

So let the city burn. One day, residents of the city will demand action.

8/29/2010 12:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God help us...can it get ANY worse?

8/29/2010 12:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Madame Shaniqua, PFN said...

I've tripled checked on this Brett Goldstein pooch. The tea leaves, my tarot cards and my crystal ball all say he's a flagrant fraud. J-Fled is just trying to bamboozle everybody with his Kool-Aid and "spin" propaganda. He thinks people are really stupid and that they will fall for it.

I predict that his days are numbered. People realize he's full of bullshit.

8/29/2010 12:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Ken said...

In my 31 years I have never seen any boss kiss a gangbangers ass. What a black eye for the department licking their boots to try and save his job and the mayor's face. Tell all these liberal to go f**k themself's and take back the streets. The only justice these gang bangers know is a club to the head and a foot up there ass. What a sad police department and city this has become when we let race control our city. We should never let a group of low lifes tell us how to do our job. If all these civil rights people know all the answers let them take back the streets and prove use wrong.

8/29/2010 12:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dont forget the one on 7000 w grand thats MLD's around there right

8/29/2010 12:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kudos for publishing the days' shootings. We must keep informed. More and more non-police are visiting SCC. We might sway the voters. If not, at least "we told you so."

8/29/2010 12:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Dr. Sigmund Freud said...

J-Fled's problem is certainly not paranoia. People are actually out to destroy him with good reason. He may be a delusional failure but he realizes that much is true.

He is desperate with nowhere to turn. His imaginary world is imploding into severe claustrophobia with acute anxiety and deep depression. Unless we increase his meds, a massive breakdown is inevitable and imminent. Even then, his situation is irreversibly hopeless.

He definitely has obvious symptoms of at least a dozen neuroses, even psychoses enumerated in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM IV-R). He adamantly refuses voluntary commitment.

8/29/2010 01:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not a cop but I did grow up in back of the yards and have friends who are police officers. This department you guys work for is just making you guys look like total underdogs. I remember way back then while growing up the gangbangers feared the police they didn't need to have a please have mercy on us police officers meeting with the gang bangers. It looks like the police department here in this city is gone. Like one of my buddies told me that they are like secretaries with guns. Be safe because you are not feared nor respected I can see this as an average citizen I can only imagine what you guys encounter in certain neighborhoods in the city of chicago. Next thing you guys are going to be passing out detentions and giving them timeouts. Be safe officers.

8/29/2010 01:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone know if JW and his exempt hostesses wore the cpd uniform to the gangster tea party?

8/29/2010 01:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The gangbangers thought J-Fled was telling them to buy Chinese knock-offs. So they went out and bought better guns and gym shoes. Not the counterfeit stuff.

8/29/2010 01:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe the rest of the city will figure this out, and we can rebuild the projects somewhere in the far southside where we can at least keep the problem centralized.

How about building a big island in the middle of the lake and house them all there?

8/29/2010 01:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"2 killed, at least 12 wounded in city-wide shootings
August 29, 2010 4:45 AM"

--8/29/2010 09:57:00 AM

...and we've still got an even hotter Sunday and Sunday night to make it through.

Or not make it through, as the case may be.

"At 8:39 p.m. Saturday in Humboldt Park, a 15-year-old boy was shot twice in the chest in the 900 block of South Harding Avenue."

Or only make it part of the way through.

"At 6:41 p.m. in Chatham, a 19-year-old woman was shot in the left foot in the 700 block of East 80th Street."

(Sound effect -- sigh of disgust)

"And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you..."

Has anyone ever sat down with a pencil and paper and figured out how much all this s__t -- all of it, altogether -- costs per year?

Failed social experiment.

8/29/2010 02:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe it was one of Jody's new friends on the way home from the meet and greet?

Just who paid for the refreshments and snacks? CITY TAX DOLLARS?

Was it city tax dollars?

8/29/2010 02:15:00 PM  
Blogger tomclntn2 said...

Well J-Fleds' little talk made <a href="http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=5584843'>FARK.com<a/>

8/29/2010 02:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A police superintendant with zero common sense. What a clueless fuck he is.

8/29/2010 02:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Two year wounder said...

Ultimate Tact Warrior, where have you been?

8/29/2010 02:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

gang banger leaders looked scary

jfled gotta run

8/29/2010 03:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The gang leaders were provided with info about jobs, too.


Now it all makes sense, daley sent jfled out to recruit new campaign workers.

8/29/2010 03:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was talking with my yuppie neighbors, they asked what I do and they were amazed. yet when I tell them whats going on in the city and our boss is having lunch with gangleaders and homicides every day. they looked at each other and had no clue. To those guys I hope you locked your doors and windows because pookie is coming to see you very soon! and then you will know what IM TALKIN BOUT WILLIS!

8/29/2010 03:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Breaking News: In response to the violence on the west side this weekend, J. Weis dispatched an elite unit of officers, states attorneys' and FBI agents to a known west side gang leaders house. Witnesses stated they gathered in a huddle like formation in front of the house for a couple hours, with little movement except for head scratching. The witness then stated an unknown officer jumped out of the huddle pointing at a vehicle parked in front of the residence. The Officer then ran to the vehicle and placed what appeared to be a parking citation on the window. The witness stated he could hear a loud cheer irrupt from the group and even seen a couple "high fives". The group then went back to their shiny new unmarked vehicles a sped way. Breaking News contacted the alleged west side gang leader for comment and he stated "I ant's in no gang and dat's not my ride fool, now if you antz here to buy weed roll out"

8/29/2010 04:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Listen guys, here’s some juice and Munchkins…. Just to show you we mean business we have invested a lot in this meeting.
Let’s all try and get along together. You know I got pressure from above and we just need you to tone it down awhile, otherwise they will bring in someone else who won’t be so easy going. At the very least If you don’t then these get-togethers won’t happen again, or at least we won’t bring the donuts..
I gotta go.................

8/29/2010 04:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'I was just thinking of what a moron our #1 in charge is. Then I thought about our #2 guy, couldn't get security clearance, bad credit, sexual harrassment, etc... Then I thought about Bea, drugs being sold out of her condo. Then I thought Holy Crap, my bosses are shit-heads!'

Jeez...whatever happened to Jackson? Is EB now the 'flava of the month' now? Is Jackson about to finally fade off into the sunset? Or has he already, just hasn't put the 'ol papers in to make it official yet?

8/29/2010 04:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone mentioned in the first "Knoct it Off" that Lt. Andrews and John Northern got the ball rolling and I agree. I am too old to have worked with Lt. Andrews. John Northern has backed me up on jobs and I backed him up, he was a damn good cop, a little different, but good. But you are right, now is the time to put the pressure back on this J-Fled guy. He is a danger to you guys on the street. I hope nobody else gets hurt because of this goof. The Chicago Police Department was once a great organization. If he wants you to harrass the gang bangers tell him to put it in writing. He won't. I am old but will march with you guys any time or place. This is a safety issue, but more than that it is also pride. Stay safe, my prayers are with you all.

8/29/2010 04:58:00 PM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

Hmmmmmm?

Is there anyone else having trouble opening the scum-times online over @ the last 24 hrs or so?

Fuckery? or just an "isolated" mishap?

8/29/2010 05:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why didn't the crystal ball unit call these out???????

8/29/2010 05:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

crystal ball unit
crystal ball unit
crystal ball unit
crystal ball unit
crystal ball unit
crystal ball unit
crystal ball unit
crystal ball unit
crystal ball unit
crystal ball unit
crystal ball unit
crystal ball unit
How much is this guy paid? How many shootings were there last night? What's the "prediction" rating on any of these shootings because we want to know why none of these shootings were predicted so that troops could have been deployed to stop it.

8/29/2010 05:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic but one of the reasons this department is so fucked up. In 023, at 11 AM Friday Vice Lords try to kill a kid by unloading on him right behind Truman College. Tac guys among others on view this and catch one guy right away and the other is immediately identified and caught later. The Area 3 worthless detectives won't even come out and investigate but repeatedly demand to be called an d then totally blow it off twice. I guess nothing ,the shell casings were picked up and misdemeanor charges all the way around. This job is a joke and we are our own worst enemy. No wonder they shoot at each other midday with no fear of recourse . We have no backbone.

Pissed off 023 Sgt.

8/29/2010 10:52:00 AM

I'm thinking the area 3 dics don't care about banger killin banger. Besides, the crystal ball unit should have picked up on this one.

8/29/2010 05:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Why don't the city just pay tribute to the gangs?"

--8/29/2010 08:36:00 AM

Aw, jeez.

*

You really want me to eat the gun, dont'cha? C'mon. Life is hard enough as it is. Please don't give 'em any more ideas.

...not as if recognizing and respecting and having to do with the ever-growing crop of "reverends" and "community activists" in dashikis and funny hats isn't essentially doing the same thing already...

Hey. Where's dat Pfleger dese days? Over by da sandwich place?

I tink he might be sufferin' "burnout."

8/29/2010 05:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you see the DERANGED look on the face of J-Jag ON THE COVER of the Sunday slum-times??? Priceless.This was not an accident. They feel the public is turning on this jagoff too and are laughing and joining in the fun as well. The regular citizen will look at this idiot and say "What a fucking goof", The tables are turning on this fool as even the regular citizens are now seeing that he is full of shit. I love it. "A picture is worth 6 million opinions."

8/29/2010 05:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone know if JW and his exempt hostesses wore the cpd uniform to the gangster tea party?

8/29/2010 01:16:00 PM
---------------------------

I swear to God this fucking brilliant. From this day forward this incident shall be referred to by all as "the gangster tea party."

8/29/2010 05:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Daley seeks to privatize Taste of Chicago, other government services

8/29/2010 05:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What????????????????????
A burned women???????????????????

Was this foreseen in the crystal ball unit???????????????????????

I am channeling my ouija board for answers.

8/29/2010 05:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Give these mother fuckers parking tickets and tow their cars. Time to come down on them. They asked for it.

8/29/2010 05:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'I was just thinking of what a moron our #1 in charge is. Then I thought about our #2 guy, couldn't get security clearance, bad credit, sexual harrassment, etc... Then I thought about Bea, drugs being sold out of her condo. Then I thought Holy Crap, my bosses are shit-heads!'
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG, I had the same nightmare #@!!! Then I woke up and thought, very pathetic and unfortunately very true.

8/29/2010 06:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The "leader" of the police just went to a group of gang leaders and told them they better stop the violence or the police will put them in jail.

He told this to a group of gang leaders.

Gang leaders.

A group of them.

That if they didn't watch themselves, they'd go to jail.

Gang leaders.

Leaders of gangs who have committed, ordered, or have knowledge of HUNDREDS of homicides.

He told them they better be careful, or the police will put them in jail.

Leaders of gangs who have each and every one already been CONVICTED of MULTIPLE violent felonies.

He said they'd be put into jail if they weren't careful.

Into jail.

He told this to a group of gang leaders who, after all the mayhem they have already caused, are currently...

free.

8/29/2010 06:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if this clown is gonna create policy off 80's cop shows, somebody get him a copy of "Sledgehammer", so at least it'll be amusing as we watch this ship sink.


No but he is going to require 70's and 80's style mustache with side burns as part of uniform. So we can feel like we belong in the time frame since that what his policy seems based on. It will be a known as the new Hill street unit to replace the mobile strike force.

8/29/2010 06:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how is the 900 block of south harding "humbolt park"???? gotta love the chicago media

8/29/2010 07:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crystal ball unit is straight from Obama's playbook. "Jobs created OR saved." Sure we may have lots of violence, but without the CBU...think of how worse it would be! CBU saves apx 1.7 lives every day. Statistics don't lie!

8/29/2010 07:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With all the shootings on the west side, I'm guessing the "knock it off" summit was a flop.

signed:
looking for some sanity in this dept.

8/29/2010 07:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They took out all the big gang leaders in the 90's and now they are trying to give them legitimacy.. what gives? If they are going to do that they might as well let larry hoover out and let him organize the gd's again.

8/29/2010 07:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Why don't the city just pay tribute to the gangs?"

--8/29/2010 08:36:00 AM

They have been paying tribute to gangs since first day on job for J-Banger.

8/29/2010 07:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the gang bangers don't register guns or get FOID cards.
Do you think they care about tickets and tows?
They'll just get a new escalade by car jacking or buying one for ca$h with their drug and gun income that they don't pay taxes on.

Note to J Fife and his merry band of idiots: get the IRS on these bad guys and send them to prison like you did capone back in the day. It's all about the money, follow the money. Got it?

8/29/2010 07:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about building a big island in the middle of the lake and house them all there?

8/29/2010 01:43:00 PM



great idea.

just omit the island.

8/29/2010 07:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Grow some balls and push to overturn the Moronic Legislation documenting the race of all traffic stops. This is a lose/ lose race baiting waste that started this whole skid. The ONLY focus of OBAMA'S short term in the Senate.

8/29/2010 07:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Attention to all test takers! Here's an example test question on the next sgt exam:

A meeting by the top cop in Chicago meets with gangbangers and tells them to "knock it off". This meeting represents:

a. dog 'n pony show
b. smoke 'n mirrors
c. how out of touch the super is along with test-challenged advisory staff
d. all of the above

correct answer is d.

8/29/2010 07:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The focus should be on prevention programs that provide alternative activities (basketball, GED education, self-esteem training,) that engage youth, serve as empowerment, and steer them toward a more productive life.

We need more Officer Krupke's and the social worker who wanted the West Side Story gang members to stop blocking the street and attend a dance, as opposed to Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio who just wants to lock them up.

8/29/2010 07:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many homicides are carried as death investigations? DB burned beyond recognition found in an alley and it is a death investigation not a homicide. There's some creative crime reporting for you.
8/29/2010 09:19:00 AM

I'm not a Detective, but remember something from the academy, will you?

You can't kill a dead person.

Although highly unlikely, suppose this person died of an overdose, someone thought it was their fault, and decided to burn the body. Cause of death? Overdose.

This is why its an INVESTIGATION

8/29/2010 08:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey tha article said that he spoke to the gangs about the killing in North Lawndale. Good thing he didn't include Humbolt Park or it would be time from him to PUT UP OR SHUT UP.
Humbolt Park gangbangers didn't get the memo in time I guess.

8/29/2010 08:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weis is going to give those thugs such a stern "time out"

8/29/2010 08:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a surprise A3 dicks not wanting to come out to 23rd district shit bird shooting.

8/29/2010 08:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't get it??? It worked on The Shield. Everything I know about police work I learned on TV.
-JFLED

8/29/2010 09:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lake Michigan deaths hit eight-year high

-------------------------
Jody Weis was seen at his podium late this afternoon facing Michigan. He was overheard letting the large body of water know that its actions will not be tolerated. No punitive action has yet been decided on as of yet.

8/29/2010 09:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8/29/2010 07:34:00 PM

so bad. hehe.

8/29/2010 09:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just as the "More Cow Bell" saved Rock N' Roll, "More Parkers" will save the City!!!

8/29/2010 09:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just wait until your father gets home.

8/29/2010 09:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT//after 28 years on the job I am amazed to find out that our captain was promoted "meritoriously" for every promotion she received. She expects everyone to do their job and more, even though she doesn't even know how to do a sgt or lts job. Absolutely amazing. I am so done with this BS.

8/29/2010 10:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Daley seeks to privatize Taste of Chicago, other government services

8/29/2010 05:57:00 PM

When are we going to privatize the position of mayor?
City manager sounds about right.

8/29/2010 10:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
They know we are now a bunch of bitches, thanks to him

8/29/2010 01:52:00 AM
Speak for yourself ass hole. I am not nor have I ever been someone's bitch. You can let these thug piece of shit mother fuckers dictate to you how to do your job, I will not. Wies is an ass hole, bitch type mother fucker true enough, but I am not.I am policeman and I am proud of what I do, so if you want to be a bitch to these gang banging pieces of shit have at it.

8/29/2010 10:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jody got a cover page on Sun times. Never saw a superintendent get that.

8/29/2010 11:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So they pull a gun - you pull a ticket book. They send one of yours to the hospital - you send one of theirs to the pound?

8/30/2010 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If crime is going down, why all the begging by CPD brass??

8/30/2010 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4800 N. Kenmore, shots fired with people hit at 0217.......even the bangers in 020 don't listen to J-Fled!!

8/30/2010 03:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on people! get off J-Fleds back. You know how it is in the streets when somebody triple dog dares you to shoot and burn someone up, that totally overrides a "Knock it off".

8/30/2010 05:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
They know we are now a bunch of bitches, thanks to him

8/29/2010 01:52:00 AM
Speak for yourself ass hole. I am not nor have I ever been someone's bitch. You can let these thug piece of shit mother fuckers dictate to you how to do your job, I will not. Wies is an ass hole, bitch type mother fucker true enough, but I am not.I am policeman and I am proud of what I do, so if you want to be a bitch to these gang banging pieces of shit have at it.

8/29/2010 10:51:00 PM


Sounds like someone who has a date with Loevy & Loevy in Federal Court in his future. Grrrrr. Get your war face on and hide your assets tough guy.

8/30/2010 06:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Right, they pull a gun, we pull a contact card, they say mother fuck the police, we say stop sir, down sir.

They get up and walk out of our summit, when WE paid for all that food and beverage and we yell out their mother wears combat boots.

They must really lose sleep over that stern talking to.

I wonder if j-phony wagged his finger at them.

8/30/2010 06:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yay It's working! LOL
What's the daily tally today... 1 dead; 6 wounded. Good job idiots!

8/30/2010 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is good to see. Here in 011 we are so shorthanded it is about US keeping each other safe, and let the mutts kill themselves off. I will never do anything on this job except back up fellow officers. I only hope other officers feel the same way.

--I'm with you. They are not my priority. The police are!

8/30/2010 08:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-Fled has to get tough ...


I think a time-out is in order...


Then you take away their PS3's for an afternoon or so ....

8/30/2010 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They should have just strung up the gangbangers like they did those Scots in the begining of the movie "Braveheart"

8/30/2010 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some of us Lt's don't have to post long, pompous self important email posts to support Andrews.
and some of us think the leadership of the PBPA Lts association is a cliquish self important shithead who didnt get anywhere without kissing Maurer's dried up old ass.
The silent Lts support Andrews, but not the old boys inept Lt Associations.
and that includes a lot of patrol division Lt's not clout monkeys.

We will know who has his back and who does not when the Lt's association posts the names.

8/30/2010 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the West-side needs is the "WILD BUNCH" up and running.

8/30/2010 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the gangs don't knock it off is JFED going to send in his geeks from the Predictive Analysis squad to give the gang leaders wedgies? And if that doesn't work maybe his policy group can swoop in and "pants" these guys.
That will show them that JFED isn't playing around.

8/30/2010 11:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Come on people! Get off J-Fled's back. You know how it is in the streets when somebody triple dog dares you to shoot and burn someone up -- that totally overrides a 'Knock it off.'"

--8/30/2010 05:57:00 AM

CRACK!

BOOM! BOOM!

POP POP POP POP POP!

"No, no, NO, children! LOUD is NOT ALLOWED!"

*

8/30/2010 12:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"J-FIFE" Absolutly perfect. But an insult to poor Barney.

8/30/2010 03:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New code:
19-Knock
For Knock it off, of course

8/30/2010 04:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"If crime is going down, why all the begging by CPD brass??

8/30/2010 12:39:00 AM"



begging is a tough habit to quit?

8/30/2010 05:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WARRIORS!!!!!!...Come out to play--ey--ea

8/30/2010 05:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

" I told them to know it off squad"
make that a 19K

8/30/2010 05:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

INTERESTING GUN CONTROL VIDEO...APPLY TO A RELEVEANT POST, IF YOU LIKE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR9RN_iSKtg]YouTube - Gun Myths

8/30/2010 06:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another gun control video...very interesting. Please apply to a related post, if you want.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyoLuTjguJA

8/30/2010 06:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Because people just spontaneously burst into flame on the west side." -- SCC

Would that Spontaneous Human Combustion got going in the Mayor's office.

(knock knock) "Mr. Mayor? Mr. Mayor?"

The secretary opens the door, only to be confronted by a pall of foul-smelling, greasy smoke hovering at the ceiling. Hizzoner is still seated in his high-backed desk chair, fiercely gripping the telephone, but his custom-made shoes are all that is intact, with scraps of smoldering trousers clinging to charred leg bones -- the whole topped off by empty, running eye sockets and a horrible, fixed, skeletal grin.

The secretary screams -- and screams.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/
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NA9JY-uQRu0/s320/5.jpg

8/30/2010 10:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The secretary screams -- and screams.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/
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NA9JY-uQRu0/s320/5.jpg

8/30/2010 10:55:00 PM"


screams of joy and celebration, no doubt.

8/31/2010 11:20:00 PM  

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