Question for Bottom Feeding Lawyers
Someone want to explain how there can be "independent witnesses" for the police killing a convicted felon with a gun on a CTA platform, but when a Chicago cop gets killed in front of his home and a reward of $140,000 is offered, no one can be bothered to see shit? Do the lawyers offer "points" like Hollywood offers movie stars?
We were just curious.
We were just curious.
Labels: officer down
posted by SCC at 12:02 AM
19 Comments:
That is some funny commentary.
Unfortunately.
Dem independent witnesses be a lookin fo sum up-front witness fees and bus and carfare allowances fo da court costs to testify!
Algonquin J. Calhoun Esq.
Don't you know all the police are crooks and the citizens need to tell on us. It's similar to the old CTA bus accident. The accident happens and the next thing you know, there are 35 people on the previously empty bus.
When have you ever heard about a lawyer being arrested for any of their misdeeds? It doesn't happen, ever. They can, and do, do whatever with no fear of prosecution.
Coach witnesses, suborn perjury? All in a days work. Never a prosecution. It's no wonder we all hate them.
SCC, a lawsuit was filed yesterday by a lawyer for George Lash's family against the city and the officers who shot Mr. Lash. You should do a little digging and find out which alderman, who is trying to curry favor with the police and is mulling a run for mayor, is financially tied to the attorney who represents Lash's family. The alderman has also sued the city and police during his career.
To the unpublished asshat:
We didn't blame the lawyers you reading-comprehension challenged moron. We asked how the bottom feeders manage to locate witnesses to a shooting whenever there's a hint of a payout by the city.
Anonymous said...
Dem independent witnesses be a lookin fo sum up-front witness fees and bus and carfare allowances fo da court costs to testify!
Algonquin J. Calhoun Esq.
9/23/2010 12:27:00 AM
Funny, but 96% of the dept doesn't know what you're refering to.
I have always assumed that all CTA platforms and buses are monitored by CCTV cameras, so I keep my pants on and arsenal hidden while riding public transportation.
"Dem independent witnesses be a lookin fo sum up-front witness fees and bus and carfare allowances fo da court costs to testify!"
WHO IS DAT MAKING A MOCKERY AND FUNNERY OF MYS SPEECHING PATTERN?
I smells a LAWYERSUIT!!!
Why I'se be a jumpin jitney cab! Holey gribbilin grits!
I sees I'm gonna have to postpose my ongoin sufferin in hell and commence to resumering my deceased legal career. Hopes I ain'ts disbarred due to death.
Ahem, I am here and bys announcin that a lawyer-suit is forthcoming and toot sweetin against
Deeze heah Super Attendant of SheCago Policery, Mistah Joe. D. Weeze ands
That theres Dep U.T. SuperChief Ernie Brown, for brutalizin the delicate hand of community activist, urban translator AND Ghetto Debutante Wallace THE Gator Bradley, and thems poleezes that killed and muder-red dat young,medical stew-dent on the C T AND A for exercisin, his, er, exercised rights by carryin a er,
ahem...self protection device!
Oh, MISTAH
Algonquin J. Calhoun Esq."
I suggests you finds anotha venue to practice yo craft, theres only room fo one ghetto based race baitin hack crony shyster, sir, and it ain't yew!
Sincerely
R.U. GENE? PINCH HIM!!!
Deceased Barrister
Mediocre Shyster
Babblin Blowhard, and
defrocked just-us of de PIECE !
and as always, ahem ,personal checks accepted
Funny, but 96% of the dept doesn't know what you're refering to.
Guess I be's a fo per center.
@ Anonymous...
On alderman who is "financially tied to the attorney who represents Lash's family".
Bob Fioretti
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
Dem independent witnesses be a lookin fo sum up-front witness fees and bus and carfare allowances fo da court costs to testify!
Algonquin J. Calhoun Esq.
9/23/2010 12:27:00 AM
Funny, but 96% of the dept doesn't know what you're refering to.
9/23/2010 09:33:00 AM
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I remember when da' Kingfish asked Algonquin J. Calhoun Esq. the attorney, a legalese question.
It sorta went like this...
KINGFISH: "Algonquin, you went to law school. I gots this handed to me and it looks kinda legal-like.
What is it?"
ALGONQUIN:(pondering) "Hmmm, dere Kingfish it looks like a 'subpoena' you gots dere."
KINGFISH: "A subpeona? What's a subpeona dere Calhoun, is it serious?"
ALGONQUIN: "Lemme break it down for you Kingfish."
"First of all in the word 'subpeonas', we got the word...sub, which means... below."
"Is you follow'en me so far dere Kingfish?"
KINGFISH:(acknowledging) "Below, uh-huh."
ALGONQUIN: "Then we got us the word, 'peonas' and weese all know what dat is."
"So together, we gots 'sub' (below) and 'peonas.'
"Kingfish, it looks like dey got you by da balls!"
He was turning his life around, (after how many convictions, and on parole?) Seems they all say that, along with, "He was not in a gang and he was a good kid") BS.
LOL...
So who were these "Mystic Knights of the Sea"?
Totally off topic, but I just heard that Axlerod is leaving P.O.T.U.S. staff soon. Along with Rahm and top economic advisors it appears the RATS are leaving the sinking ship!
Surprised the biggest bottom feeders: Loevy and Loevy didnt jump on this one! Whats the matter, wall full of articles an dno room for more. Or, are you not happy with the city finally fighting these bs suits. they hired Sanchez and Daniels and a couple of their lawyers are tough and actually believe you when you tell them its a bs suit.
Hey corp counsel: get a clue!
annon 9/23/10 3:06am. Actually I think you are wrong. Lawyers are arrested all the time and sent to prison. You see my friend, what is the common denominator of political corruption? A law license. Most of the convicted politicians (not all) in this state for example were at one time or another esteemed, brilliant practicing attorneys. Illinois probably has more imprisoned lawyers in Oxford than there are practicing attorneys in the Town of Oxford. This is true around the country. They ranged from ambulance chasing slimeballs to former prosecuting attorneys. But as power corrupts and aboslute power absolutely corrupts, they discover it more lucrative to steal from taxpayers rather than for example insurance companies. Insurance companies have a nasty habit of hiring their own sleezeball attorneys and fight back. The public on the other hand is too stupid to fight back. So stupid in fact taht we elect these scumbag lawyers to political office. So if you want to bring integrity to our system of government, we citizens must not elect anyone who holds or has held a law license because it really seems to be more of a license to steal than the old joke says. But I respectfully disagree to the comment have you ever heard of a lawyer being arrested for any of their misdeeds. I spot you the ball: not enough lawyers have been arrested for their misdeeds. Next time a lawyer gets in the grille of you cops, please, jack him or her up for the rest of us if you have the chance.
To9/23/2010 10:13:00 AM
Are you glad to be on the CTA or is that an arsenal in your pants?
But I respectfully disagree to the comment have you ever heard of a lawyer being arrested for any of their misdeeds. I spot you the ball: not enough lawyers have been arrested for their misdeeds. Next time a lawyer gets in the grille of you cops, please, jack him or her up for the rest of us if you have the chance.
9/23/2010 10:04:00 PM
I like your volleyball reference and your even keel response. Now let me clarify my point. Lawyers do go to jail all the time when they get caught doing things your regular morally bankrupt scumbag just can't help but do. What they don't go to jail for is raping the criminal justice system and the civil courts.
I have yet to see an attorney charged with suborning perjury which they do on a regular basis. These thieves line their pockets with the taxpayers money with the assistance of the 4th Estate, the judges and the politicians. The citizens eat up the crap in the papers and don't realize it is their money the courts are handing over to these criminals and their equally criminal lawyers.
Out. Your serve.
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