Sunday, November 14, 2010

Go Englewood!

The 007 District, trying it's best to keep keep things hopping, even as winter approaches:
  • Two males were found dead in a car with multiple gunshot wounds Saturday evening on the South Side, police said.

    The males were found about 6:45 p.m. in the 2000 block of West 70th Street, said police News Affairs...
And as usual, no prediction from the Crystal Ball Unit.

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42 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did they not follow the rules j-fled laid out about not killing anyone?Dam it they lied and promised all of us no more killins! Oh ernie yes you mr.Brown what you fixin to do abouts these prblem?

11/14/2010 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous West Side, Inside Do-Nothing said...

To the Crystal Ball Unit's defense, deaths by Natural Causes aren't predicted.

Multiple gunshot wounds are still considered "natural causes" in Englewood, right?

11/14/2010 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Karnak the Magnificent said...

Wanna bet it gets put down as mutual suicide?

I read something like that in a Waumbaugh novel.

11/14/2010 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And what does this do to that homicide percentage drop rate Mr. Weis keeps bragging about? oops.

11/14/2010 01:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Crystal Ball Unit costs taxpayers money. Why isn't the media publishing the success stories?

11/14/2010 01:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Englewood for mayor!

11/14/2010 01:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

will our fearless leader j-fled be able to solve this heinous crime---- probably not, he hasn't cultivated any informants and has never made an arrest in chicago that we know of--- j-fled still thinks the people and the folks are the name of a new rock band that will be playing at his going away party.....

11/14/2010 03:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They is be dead

11/14/2010 06:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Grew up not far from there. It was a decent neighborhood once. What happened?

11/14/2010 06:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But they were killed INSIDE the car, so it doesn't count...right??

11/14/2010 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn, another 2 future brain surgeons gone!

11/14/2010 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First of all, people, INSIDE a car makes it an INNIE. This doesn't count and is not programmed into the crystal ball for ANALysis.

Second, all of the cameras that Shortshanks put up will solve this crime, so keep your comments to yourselves and let modern technology do the work you stone age coppers are unable to do.

11/14/2010 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-Fled told those gang bangers at his little meeting that if there are more killings, he was going after them.

Lesson one of police work. Never make a promise you don't intend to keep or it makes you look weak. If you say you're going to do something, you better be prepared to follow up on it.

Here endeth the lesson.

11/14/2010 08:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Karnak the Magnificent said...
Wanna bet it gets put down as mutual suicide...11/14/2010 12:40:00 AM

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more like those two got put down

11/14/2010 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

please,
tell me it wasn't Junebug
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
My BAAAAAAAAAAAAAABYYYYYYYY!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

11/14/2010 09:40:00 AM  
Blogger Working Man said...

Because this happened in a car, does that constitute an "inside" homicide.
Outdoors, but inside a car. Hmmmmmmm...........

11/14/2010 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

West Side, Inside Do-Nothing said...

To the Crystal Ball Unit's defense, deaths by Natural Causes aren't predicted.

Multiple gunshot wounds are still considered "natural causes" in Englewood, right?

11/14/2010 12:34:00 AM


As natural as a heart attack caused by a long knife in the chest due to failure to share a pork chop sandwich and a 40 ouncer.

11/14/2010 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous 016 District Section 8 said...

Come on give them credit. They did predict that a homicide might occur somewhere in city limits. I heard they taking the Bears with the spread? Where's my bookie's number.....

11/14/2010 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does this mean Carrouthers will be fired?

11/14/2010 10:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

M.E.s office ruled it natural causes,19-Paul.

11/14/2010 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just love raceing to a 1a call and my offender description is "2 males in blk hoodies".
A bit more description is called for.....even if it offends somebody.
WTF ???

11/14/2010 12:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Englewood is be a dangerous place.

Gots to run.

11/14/2010 12:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two males were found dead in a car with multiple gunshot wounds . .

----

SUICIDES!

Nothing to see here folks..
move along!

11/14/2010 12:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet I know where the BOX will be tonight in 007

11/14/2010 01:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it true the car had a parking ticket on it for Parking in front of a hydrant?

11/14/2010 01:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you should have heard 700 on the radio, he sounded so unprofessional. at first i thought one of the crime scene spectators stole a coppers radio and started talking on it. the command staff of this department is such a joke

11/14/2010 01:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's Tom Cruise and the Pre-Crime Unit when you need it? Instead of Pre-Cogs, balloon head is using a crystal ball and it ain't workin'!

11/14/2010 01:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Two males were found dead in a car with multiple gunshot wounds Saturday evening on the South Side, police said."

They're slipping. They forgot to set the car on fire.

It's what passes for entertainment in that part of town these days...

11/14/2010 02:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you work in 007 just watch the show,don't bother to chase the animals,but do your paper,all that counts is not the body count it is the 1st and 16th!

11/14/2010 03:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Oh ernie yes you mr.Brown what you fixin to do abouts these prblem?"

--11/14/2010 12:11:00 AM

Ernie gon git up UNDER that motherf__er.

Thas what he gon do.

11/14/2010 05:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Memo to the world...
Ernie and his bitch carothers are two dumb ass motherfuckers.

signed, non meritorius ass white guy.

11/14/2010 05:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those were Suicides...and not part of PAU sphere of influence.

11/14/2010 06:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, thats the way guys. Do it right,DOA means no hundred g + trauma care bill for us taxpayers.

11/14/2010 07:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT
Check out this story about some mom of some 13 year old ghetto kid who got slapped by his teacher. His momma wants "reparation" from the State of Kansas and the Feds because "Curtis got slapped".

Reparation includes $250000 for pain caused to her property-her son. (her words) She estimated that her son's face is worth $1M and the slap touched 25% of his face. She can do the math!

The letter is 40 pages long and was sent to Obama, Biden and a whole bunch of people. Oh yea, and best part is the $250K is paid by blank postal money orders or silver coins. Go figure! You can't make this shit up!

Here is the link to an article that mocks the momma!

http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/2010/11/curtis_got_slapped.php

11/14/2010 11:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Grew up not far from there. It was a decent neighborhood once. What happened?

11/14/2010 06:56:00 AM

What are you about 75 now ??

11/15/2010 07:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cares?

11/15/2010 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2000 west 70th st,?????? my God somethings got to be done about the Insane Labas Lugens. oh when will it end.

11/15/2010 12:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny thing was the car had Parker's on it from days ago. We really don't give a fuck

11/15/2010 04:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

eanie meanie chillie beanie the spirits are about to speak....

11/15/2010 09:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's getting cold out...the crystal ball has frost on it.

11/15/2010 11:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since the DOA'S were inside a car, but the car was parked on the street, is this an inside murder or an outside murder; I is be confused.

11/16/2010 11:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

change the boss, and watch how things change

11/30/2010 06:45:00 PM  

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