Monday, February 14, 2011

Lies, Damn Lies and Statistics - Again

Once again, if you can't point to success, create a successful scenario:
  • Chicago police credit a controversial summer meeting with gang leaders and a gang crackdown guided by what they call "social network analysis" with a dramatic drop in gun violence this past fall in a West Side police district, including a 40 percent drop in homicides.

    After the Aug. 17 meeting with gang leaders at the Garfield Park Conservatory and a subsequent crackdown on gangs, homicides for the rest of the year in the Harrison District dropped 40 percent from 2009, Chicago Police Superintendent Jody Weis said today. That translates into a drop from 25 to 15 through Dec. 31, Weis said in a news conference this morning at police headquarters.

In 2010, the 011th District led the city in homicides - 49 killings. In 2009, the 011th District also led the city in homicides - 54. So the entire drop was actually 5. But J-Fled is pointing to his "secret gang summit" as the focal point of a 10 less homicides for a four month period?

And this tidbit buried in the report?
  • Police showed computer slides of graphics they said proved reductions in other crimes but did not provide copies to reporters.
They won't provide copies of the statistics or sourcing of the data, but claim a near miraculous 40% drop in killings over a random four-month spread?

Anyone in the media smell what J-Fled and the boys at HQ are shoveling? Because it really stinks at this end.

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94 Comments:

Anonymous Hey, I'm Just Sayin, said...

I wish that when J-Fled comes up with these stories, the media would just report that HE SAID IT instead of the Chicago Police SAID IT, or "Chicago police credit a controversial summer meeting with gang leaders..."

I'm so tired of explaining what a goof Melon head is when friends or family read this shit and point it out to me with their eyes rolling in amusement.

2/14/2011 12:19:00 AM  
Blogger Phil Schitz here said...

Social network analysis? Are we using Facebook?

2/14/2011 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sgt class soon? hearing stuff

2/14/2011 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ooh, ooh, hire me! Hire me! Despite the proof, despite what the real police say, despite the growing fear on the streets of Chicago, I AM A SUCCESSFUL SUPERINTENDENT!
And you should hire me!
Bidding starts at $325,000/yr

2/14/2011 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just threw up all over my keyboard. It never stops does it?

2/14/2011 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, Where's My Car?

hahaha.

How the auto thefts in the city going? Pretty good eh? Yeah.

We can pretty much spin their line with lines that have been given to us in the past.

What I mean is the ol' there's no proof line. There's no proof that the park clubhouse meeting had any effect at all.

Bust 200 gang members and you may get a temporary lull in the crime stats -- so whats that have to do with the little park gathering? Just start busting people that's all.

Let's see what happens when Aug rolls around.

The economy is bad and getting worse. The politicians with their numbers game telling us that there's no inflation while prices are beginning to soar.

Oh, the prices are the same you say. Heh, yeah in some cases but only because the packages are getting smaller.

The reason inflation matters is that most of your welfare subsidiaries have cost of living adjustments based on inflation. Denying that inflation doesn't exist is in effect giving all the needy people on these plans a benefit cut.

Hungry people do desperate things. Tie it together with the tax increases and other cuts and it's going to be a long hot summer.

2/14/2011 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone know what the status of his cowardice CR is?

2/13/2011 09:47:00 PM

=
Well, since the head of IAD hasn't been demoted to a walking post on mids in 002, I'd say he's been exonerated.

2/14/2011 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Particularly when you factor in the exceedingly cold November and snowy December.

2/14/2011 01:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's wrong with giving Weis credit for something when it's done right? You really need to stop with the hatred.

2/14/2011 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Chicago police credit a controversial summer meeting with gang leaders and a gang crackdown guided by what they call "social network analysis" with a dramatic drop in gun violence this past fall in a West Side police district..."

STOP IT.

JUST STOP IT.

EVERY F___ING DAY NOW WITH THIS GARBAGE.

NO ONE CARES ANYMORE.

You better get some boxes and pack all that crap up and get ready to get out of that office soon.

Time's a'wasting.

2/14/2011 01:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weis also discovered: as the sale of ice cream increases, the number of homicides also increases...

...so he has concluded that homicides are caused by ice cream.

Daley wants a ban on ice cream sales during summer months

2/14/2011 01:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did they mention the huge increase in January homicides? In a very cold January!

2/14/2011 01:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

District Commander: your performance evaluation reflects NO activity! Please explain in a To-From

To-From Report: during the R/O's tour of duty, NO HOMICIDES have occurred in the presence of the undersigned. Therefore, it represents 100% success rate in performance, Weis only got 40 % after his "cut it out" meeting

2/14/2011 01:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-Fraud says it, it must be so.

Dont give out any solid facts or information, who can prove otherwise?

I just hope the next Supt pulls out the REAL STATS and shows Chicago what this goof did to earn his $310K a year for three years!

2/14/2011 01:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll just keep count with Chicago Breaking News. They seem to report about every one of them.

2/14/2011 01:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The media is reall this dumb. Just like they report that violent crime is down last month even though there were five more murders this january over january 2010. What does jfled have over their heads that they can't report the truth. Isn't there any reporters left that actually wanna report the truthor at least verify what they are being told before printing a story.

2/14/2011 01:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://cases.justia.com/us-court-of-appeals/F3/422/611/569523/


Have to sue to get promoted. How pathetic. Get a fucking life. Hopefully this nitwit retires soon. Good riddance.

2/14/2011 01:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hint to JPWeis: if you're trying to bloat your resume with these ridiculous crime reduction claims at these hourly press conferences, maybe you should wear a suit.

NOT a striped muu-muu and jeans. Ask your wife to visit Chicago and come dress you properly. at least tuck your giant, flowing caftan into your pants.

I know, I know; it's really all about moving your name up the search-engine listings.

2/14/2011 01:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's the over and under on the district Brett Goldstein will get when the crystal ball unit gets dumped in a couple of months. Does he still have a subscription to Guns and Ammo"?

2/14/2011 02:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many homicides have been reclassified as "farm accidents"?

Silly, silly, silly.

2/14/2011 02:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And once again, Supt. Bullshit himself held this monumental press conference all by himself. His inner circle won't even appear with him as Weis continues to lie and BS his way through this City until May. The press continues to report these 'facts' without any documentation to support the lies being spouted every Sunday morning. This whole weekly concoction of smoke and mirrors is just so agonizing and pathetic...

2/14/2011 02:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They are trying to save all the alderman who are up for election. If the public thinks everything is under control they will vote these goofs back in. I will be voting republican for the 11th ward alderman.

2/14/2011 03:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard the same thing. 100 dicks by the time Daley leaves office. Why would to city give up the 30% merit they get now? I call bullshit on waiting for Rahm to make promotions. Daley has to take care of his people.

2/14/2011 04:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NO:
Drinkers
Pissers
2.5 grams or less

We need to get a copy of this e mail. Maybe the media could ask our liar Suoerintendent what we should do when we encounter the above. Inventory the dope, throw it away, document the recovery and indicate that per the Suoerintendent no arrest was made?

2/14/2011 05:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was a narcotic investigation of the TVL's and the roundup was conducted.....you guessed it......right around the same time. When a good number of the shitheads are locked up, it stands to reason that shootings will go down.

But the spin doctors are statng that talking to the gang leaders...this great strategy.... that caused the reduction.


I'm EB and I endorse this statement. At least I can put in for superintendent with this under my belt.

This guy is treacherous.

2/14/2011 06:07:00 AM  
Blogger tom said...

Off subject-Whats going on in this 19th ward aldermanic election?

2/14/2011 06:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's wrong with giving Weis credit for something when it's done right? You really need to stop with the hatred.

2/14/2011 01:02:00 AM


On the odd chance that your weren't trying to be funny:

When Weis gets ONE right, I'll give him credit. His tenure has been one misstep after another.

2/14/2011 07:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I'll just keep count with Chicago Breaking News. They seem to report about every one of them.

2/14/2011 01:34:00 AM


The problem with Chicago Breaking News is that they know most people just go there for the quickie version of the news, so they are very deceptive. Each story gets a headline and one sentence but you have to click on the "Get the full story >>" to read all of it.
They often are two different stories.

Examples:

Headline>>
Toddler Found Unresponsive On West Side ... Chicago police today brought a child to the hospital ER from a home on the west side. Doctors worked feverishly to revive him...

Get the full story >>
Police were summoned when neighbors heard a gunshot and it was determined that the child was left home alone and was playing with a handgun he found while the adults were out drinking at a bar. Police arrested the mother and her boyfriend after they arrived home during the investigation.



Headline>>
Police Looking For Confused 64 Year Old Man ... Police today are asking for help in locating a senior citizen who left an area nursing home...

Get the full story >>
The nursing home administrator called police after the man's family caregiver tried to take him out of the building saying she didn't get her last paycheck. She was unsuccessful but minutes later she returned, accompanied by two men with guns and took the man out at gunpoint. The description of the offenders is unclear at this time...


Headline>>
Englewood Man Found Injured In Snowdrift ... A man was taken to the ER by CFD ambulance today after neighbors found the man lying in a snowdrift and complaining of abdominal pain...

Get the full story >>
CFD EMT's requested police assistance after it appeared the man was shot 27 times in the stomach and had 6 knives sticking out of various locations all over his body. Police have opened a death investigation.

Get the full story now???

2/14/2011 07:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...Police showed computer slides of graphics they said proved reductions in other crimes, BUT DID NOT PROVIDE COPIES TO REPORTERS."

This pretty much says it all, right here!

This fella, J-Fled, sounds more like he is running for political office than looking for a future job in law enforcement. Lord knows he's pretty much tainted, even toxic, as a "respectable" LE administrator anywhere but a small town somewhere. Maybe he can run for office in some small town and become Mayor. We already know it doesn't matter that he doesn't RESIDE there!

2/14/2011 07:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its so funny that the common citizen thinks that all these homicides are gang related. most if not all the violent crimes I deal with have to do with drugs little drug corners not gangs. even the so called leaders of the gangs said they have no control anymore.

2/14/2011 07:41:00 AM  
Blogger NorthSide said...

More of J-Fled's "magic thinking" overflowing with non sequiturs. He's soooooooo damn desperate; yet the media refuses to challenge his drivel.

A mutt running a curbside three-card monte/shell game at Madison and Pulaski would inspire more confidence and credibility than this cowardly pathological liar.

Aristotle is spinning in his grave over this clown's convoluted use of flawed syllogisms; the WEISel gets an "F" in logic. And his bogus claims are deliberately made to deceive the public through an enabling media.

Honor the wisdom of Socrates, J-Fled. Guzzle a 40-ouncer heavily laced with hemlock, you diabolical piece of shit.

2/14/2011 08:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone know what the status of his cowardice CR is?

2/13/2011 09:47:00 PM

=
Well, since the head of IAD hasn't been demoted to a walking post on mids in 002, I'd say he's been exonerated.
______________________________
Times have changed, 002 is one of the better place to work now. I think you mean 003, 005.....021 (CW).....etc........

2/14/2011 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you see Henny Penny in the background at the press conf like she had something to do with crime reduction. The fact that she is a commander is in itself a crime.

2/14/2011 08:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
http://cases.justia.com/us-court-of-appeals/F3/422/611/569523/


Have to sue to get promoted. How pathetic. Get a fucking life. Hopefully this nitwit retires soon. Good riddance.

2/14/2011 01:44:00 AM

Good for her, look at all the Goofs the city promoted to higher ranks. Start with 11, also Sgt's making commander and Area Deputies. Fuck this city make them bleed.

2/14/2011 08:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

100 detectives coming soon. Daley wants to push threw his last batch of merit promotions before he leaves.

2/14/2011 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jfled says, jfled says....
His crystal ball unit now will seek the advise of Harvard U, (the same institution that squirted out the current bum in the White House) to put together and analyze stats of social networking.
The Twit has Tweets, to wit; knock it off.
Gotta Runnnnnnn

2/14/2011 08:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sgt class soon? hearing stuff

2/14/2011 12:34:00 AM
Hey moron? Hold you horses. It'll come soon enough

2/14/2011 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

goldstien gone after fled masters and ray ray

2/14/2011 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll just keep count with Chicago Breaking News. They seem to report about every one of them.

Red-Eye does a Homicide Tracker I think every WED edition w/a map of the city, pin pointing where they occurred, with cause.

2/14/2011 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous When will it End said...

The sad truth is that the city will not change with Rahm as mayor. City Hall will still be filled with his political army as well as the police Department. Master Master Master will still be on his knees doing the mayor and will remain the spy within the police department and the other nitwit Ray (I'll do anything to get a gold star)will be licking Master Master Master Ass. This Department is doomed, the Justice Department needs to step in and give us a fresh start from ground zero, it can't be any worst than it is now

2/14/2011 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has Anyone On This Site, ever Attended A Amway Demonstration ?
Many Home Sale Cosmetic Companies Use Similar Tactics To Win Over "Suckers" or Candidates.
They drag out a bunch of charts, with lines going up and down. They confuse and bore you, with stats. They show, How,You To Can Make A Million. All You Have To Do Is Work Four Hours A Week.
Most people feel that if they did, this much research, it must be true. The charts with lines, prove it.
I feel these are the same tactics the current administration is using to sell the public, on this BULLSHIT.

2/14/2011 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There will be no promotional classes until they ask for merit picks. So whoever is saying classes in march or anytime soon is way off. And watch for goldstein to move up higher when rahm gets in.

2/14/2011 10:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's wrong with giving Weis credit for something when it's done right? You really need to stop with the hatred.

2/14/2011 01:02:00 AM

If there was a decrease in homicides it's only because of the increased police presence in the area. I'm sure TRU and MSF were out in force when the homicide occurred after the GANG SUMMIT. He credits the SUMMIT but it was just old fashioned POLICE work. Lock up all the swingin dicks and no ones left to commit mayhem.

2/14/2011 10:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

What's wrong with giving Weis credit for something when it's done right? You really need to stop with the hatred.

2/14/2011 01:02:00 AM

It appears you have really bought into J-FLED's baloney and are blindly believing his statistics. On the contrary, besides losing any and all respect when he gave Bill Cozzi the shaft coupled with having his cowardice recorded on tape, any true law ennforcement professional, regardles of rank or position, knows him to be a self-serving, transparent spin-meister, devoid of leadership skills.

That stated, even a broken clock is right twice a day, and he did get the 4-2 right, but he did not do it solely for the benefit of the rank and file. The 4-2 was implemented with the approval of shanks in order to control compensatory time accrual, so it could be considered a win-win, but J-FLED's overall grade is still a huge "F" and he will not be missed.

2/14/2011 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Chicago Pravda reports that Chairman Shortshanks' police commissar is doing a good job. Soon, comrades, we will have a camera on every corner to monitor the movement of all party workers as they joyously labor for the Chicago Machine.

There is no need for privacy when you are not a counter-revolutionary! Workers of Chicago, UNITE! The Constitution was meant to enslave you! Guns are evil. Only the police agents of Chairman Shortshanks should be armed to enforce his will for the good of the Machine!

When Chairman Shortshanks retires, Chairman Ballerino will take up the work of the Party. The evil unions will be smashed and all will work for the good of the Party. They will report to their work camps with their families. No free movement outside of city limits is allowed, except for the Chairman.

Children will report to re-education centers to learn their duty to the Party. Parents my visit once a month. Children may report counter-revolutionary actions after visits.

2/14/2011 10:45:00 AM  
Blogger fillmoreranger said...

it is all due to penny's prayer corners

2/14/2011 11:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A 40% drop in homicidess but a 57% increase in AggBatt's with a firearm. Conclusion: the damned doctors are saving more of these hood rats and we are flippin' the bill.

The good news is there is plenty more of our income to tax!

2/14/2011 11:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Richard Weed said...

@Phil, Don't tell, but Facebook is where data for the crystal ball is found.
Any college student who has taken statistics can see how easy it is to skew data. It is funny how many of these hypotheses prove that the resarchers ideas were valid, very rarely do they come up null or void.
I predict that J-runaway is going to try and get himself a PhD now that he understands data manipulation and a general proficiency at bullshitting. Fuck off Dr. Weiss!
God bless CPD and our brothers and sisters overseas.

2/14/2011 11:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's wrong with giving Weis credit for something when it's done right? You really need to stop with the hatred.

**********************

OMG! Your fucking killing me!!! How the hell did you type that while laughing?!?!?! Oh my fucking side hurts! Thanks! Best laugh I have had in a long time! No really, I have tears coming I have been laughing so hard! Thanks SCC for whoever you had set this up!

2/14/2011 11:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He spins the media by holding all his silly self promoting press conferences on Sundays. The media falls for it and reports his drivel like it is seriously legit. He is a clever & selfish egomaniac. The press conference was funny to watch with penny not knowing where to stand when she was bumped from the front row just behind jfled! She had to go in back and almost cried!

2/14/2011 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apparently, Rule 14 doesn't apply to reports to the mainstream media

2/14/2011 11:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey does any remember a certain melon headed cowardly ex FBI agent going in front of the city council and saying that certain units (TRU) wasn't making enough arrests and that they needed to make "drastic" changes in the units production. Guess what now guys and girls in TRU are being told that they are making to many arrests and that they aren't to lock up anybody over 50, and to slow down on the public nuisance arrests (aka drinkers, pissers, small amounts of weed, etc.). Coming straight out of the Supes office.

2/14/2011 12:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
What's wrong with giving Weis credit for something when it's done right? You really need to stop with the hatred.

2/14/2011 01:02:00 AM



Oh shut up Karen.

2/14/2011 12:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
What's the over and under on the district Brett Goldstein will get when the crystal ball unit gets dumped in a couple of months. Does he still have a subscription to Guns and Ammo"?

2/14/2011 02:19:00 AM



If Rahm wins = he son't get dumped.

He will be promoted to a DC.

2/14/2011 12:34:00 PM  
Blogger NorthSide said...

Like all active and retired CPD members I've encountered in person or via phone calls and E-mail, regardless of rank, I absolutely despise what this shameless reprobate J-Fled has perpetrated on the now nonexistent morale of our once proud CPD.

I feel compelled to share a heartbreaking experience that I had several weeks ago. This will illustrate the depth of our hatred for this psychopathic poseur.

I received a message from a homicide detective whom I will only identify as "Ed" at this time. Unlike our "fearless leader" who "gotta run"--the other way--when he was less than 45 seconds away from officers going into harm's way on a still unsolved homicide that had just occurred in Englewood, Ed is a bona fide police hero.

In a South Side chase, Ed and his partner were fired upon by a cop killer wannabe. At great personal peril, they withheld return fire for fear of shooting bystanders as they continued their foot pursuit. Then after cornering him in a gangway, the gunman refused to drop his pistol. This savage was then shot and killed by Ed and his partner.

For their conspicuous courage in this shoot-out, the two detectives were later presented with the CPD's highest annual award for heroism: the Lambert Tree plus the Award of Valor.

I have since had lengthy and lucid conversations with Ed. He is now in a hospice on a morphine drip with terminal, Stage IV pancreatic cancer.

Under the catastrophic regime of J-Fled, it is Ed's dying wish to donate a cashier's check for one thousand dollars ($1,000.00) to help Bill Cozzi upon his release from federal prison.

Despite his ordeal, Bill Cozzi is a very proud man. In the past, he has refused any donations, requesting that all monies be donated to the spouses and children of our slain police officers.

I explained Ed's situation to Bill and he has agreed to accept Ed's most generous gift which has since been deposited into Bill's account.

I teared up when I read the final line of this courageous cop's original message to me: Ed can now "check out" knowing that he has helped Bill Cozzi "check in".

2/14/2011 12:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can anyone tell me why there is so much bullshit not brought up in the media? I can't see how they expect us to buy this horse shit ..Is there really a payoff with these reporters?

2/14/2011 01:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So let me get this straight....

Crime has gone down this winter since the very warm spring and summer of 2010? Funny, that crime pattern seems to be tied to the weather- I hope the Crystal Ball Unit has the Weather channel!!!

2/14/2011 02:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Jody you dumbass, what about the killings and aggravated batteries with a hnadgun from this weekend? You are a punk and a phony a fed is a fed. NICE SUIT SISSY

2/14/2011 02:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DO they mention that we had 7 more homicides this January then in 2010? Something like a 34% increase. Never mind- its all good.

2/14/2011 02:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
He spins the media by holding all his silly self promoting press conferences on Sundays. The media falls for it and reports his drivel like it is seriously legit. He is a clever & selfish egomaniac. The press conference was funny to watch with penny not knowing where to stand when she was bumped from the front row just behind jfled! She had to go in back and almost cried!
2/13/2011 11:58:00 PM

She was there because they figured out using "statistical anal-sis" some of the 011’s 40% drop was due to two of Penny’s brain farts: Power of Prayer incantation in September and the Henny Penny Piss-Bum Play and Pod Room.

She wanted to share in some of the shameless self-promotion and get credit where credit was due too.

The water wells in her eyes were not of sadness at missing the spotlight, but tears of joy at the honor and privilege of standing behind one of those whose ass she loves to kiss.

Smooches! A hack’s work is never done.

2/14/2011 02:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We rule !! Lost in Fillmore...i want a black skull head ribbon with hack marks for ever year spent in 011

2/14/2011 02:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did they provide the statistics on the amount of manpower went into these reductions Or who was policing the other larger and more dangerous gangs while this was going on?

2/14/2011 02:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was easy to see that there would be a decrease in the homocide rate there. They locked up about 100 gang members that are still sitting in jail. That gives them less chances of killing.

SO I have an idea on how I can cut the rate lower all over the city. Every time a known gang member is arrestted for anything keep them locked up and see the murder rate drop even more. Don't let let out on bail or on probation and the overall crime will drop even more.

2/14/2011 03:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Magic Eight ball says .......


........ Crime is Down ....




.... meeting adjourned.

2/14/2011 03:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard a Sgt. class first then dicks. Daley wants to get his people in before he rides into the sunset.Anybody hear the numbers yet?

2/14/2011 04:15:00 PM  
Anonymous J-Fled the Alien Coward said...

If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.

2/14/2011 04:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Homicide stats are worthless. The truth is the majority of shooting victims survive their wounds, and that stat is getting better and better by the day. The real stats should be on agg. discharges and agg batts with a gun! Those stats are off the charts.

2/14/2011 04:49:00 PM  
Anonymous CPDCOPPURR said...

Anonymous said...
What's wrong with giving Weis credit for something when it's done right? You really need to stop with the hatred.

2/14/2011 01:02:00 AM

**************************

Signed,
hugsss and kisses........

Jody Weiss

2/14/2011 05:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Sgt class soon? hearing stuff

2/14/2011 12:34:00 AM
Hey moron? Hold you horses. It'll come soon enough

2/14/2011 08:53:00 AM

It is true, My secret confidential source on the 5th floor said sometime in 2011 there might be a promotional class. Put money on it. No go back to plasying solitare.

2/14/2011 05:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Did you see Henny Penny in the background at the press conf like she had something to do with crime reduction. The fact that she is a commander is in itself a crime."

--2/14/2011 08:18:00 AM

I've dubbed that the "phalanx," and it's become universal. Someone, somewhere, must have suggested this tactic in a business book or article and it's spread like wildfire.

Nobody mans up, straightens his tie, and apppears on camera alone anymore, standing on his own two feet. If it's anything they had even five minutes to plan, they drag everyone out of the office, phone everyone they know, and line up a whole army to stand behind them.

The revs are especially funny when they do it...all those characters in funny hats and wraparound shades standing behind them with their arms folded, scowling at the camera to frighten everybody.

We saw that during the blizzard; it looked like every single person who works for the city was brought before the cameras.

2/14/2011 05:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Oh, the prices are the same you say. Heh, yeah in some cases but only because the packages are getting smaller."

--2/14/2011 12:38:00 AM

Precisely as is physically done at the supermarket. The one-pound package is now 14.4 ounces as they struggle to "hold a price point..."

"The reason inflation matters is that most of your welfare subsidiaries have cost of living adjustments based on inflation. Denying that inflation doesn't exist is in effect giving all the needy people on these plans a benefit cut."

Social Security recipients...hell, inflation quietly empties everyone's wallet while they sleep.

2/14/2011 05:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:45 PM

Northside

I worked with Ed. My prayers for a remission in his condition. Barring a miracle, it sounds bleak.

2/14/2011 07:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2300 short and crime is down. amazing after 27 yo on this job i didn't know. Far fewer arrests due to the 2300 short and crime is down. damn smart move by the city. Far fewer arrests = less crime amazing. by the way DD up in the north was over promoted as a patrolman. So r half of our current command staff goats. To bad the Capt. Mullins of the world are gone. a mid 80's englewood ranger. PS the medal of valor i received was profound until cynthia white was awarded one for lying on a group of good coppers. That broad couldn't get laid in a male whorehouse with a fist full of hundreds. Now u know why tigers eat there young. Please be safe out there and for all of you i had the honor of watching your career start in the early 90's on jackson i will always remember DM

2/14/2011 07:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tribune; West Side man shot dead after being run over by vehicle.

Not an innie nor an outie but an overme, jus like my baby's momma had her overmes takin out afer the las baby.

2/14/2011 08:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Provide the Stats, in writing.
Forensic Audit of CPD, and ALL Bosses above Sgt's salaries, overtime, and reason for it
Forensic Audit of City of Chicago
Forensic Audit of Crook County Books
Forensic Audit of ALL State of Illinois Finances

If the Feds can demand we be audited, why can't we , thw Taxpayers demand the same things ?

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

2/14/2011 08:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All Field personnel, including Sgt's and Lt's, who drive around in a squad car, on duty, in the City, should be issued Citation Books, just like Patrol Officers. Don't their Stars say Chicago Police on them too ? Don't they witness traffic violations every day while driving around the City ? Are they then ignoring their job to stop traffic violators, for the safety and protection of the Citizens and visitors of Chicago, just like Patrol Officers are expected to do? Why are they looking the other way? I am a Taxpayer and I'd like to know. They sure make a lot more money than a Patrol
Officer, to be bad examples to them by not being able to spot a traffic violator. What about Citations for people driving while talking on Cellphones? how many Citations for that, Exactly, were written last year, total? Why is it that the low-life gang bangers get all the protection in their neighborhoods, and I can't even get the police to respond to legit 911 calls for a half hour or more?

2/14/2011 08:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8) Being a modest man, when J-fled checked into his hotel on a recent trip, He said to the lady at the registration desk ... "I hope the porn channel in my room
is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick
bastard."

2/14/2011 08:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone pls put a muzzle on potato head what a goof.

2/14/2011 09:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J Fed wil be asked to stay on for another 3/4 years and, of course, because of his good work his salary should double. Penny will move up even higher if not to future sup., Commissioner then. She has the correct connections, and she will not go postal.

2/14/2011 09:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will the media ever go after this phony lying mother fucker?

After the stuttering prick, J-Fled is the antichrist.

2/14/2011 09:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two teens shot near South Shore High School today

What no crystal ball prediction?

Nothing on the cities pod cams either? I thought all the schools had pod cams?

Didn't seem to have an effect on crime here. It's like the gun bans and yet the ol' mayor Daley is still at it pushing more gun control on his way out.

Wasting more taxpayer money creating constitutional challenges to tie up the courts.

This is all about ego, creating a name for yourself in history isn't it? Doesn't matter what the consequences just stir up some ****. Look at me, look at me..

2/14/2011 09:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WRT: "I wish that when J-Fled comes up with these stories, the media would just report that HE SAID IT instead of the Chicago Police SAID IT, or "Chicago police credit a controversial summer meeting with gang leaders...""

Can we file a suit for defamation maybe?

2/14/2011 09:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey since crime is down so much start pulling the special detail body guards and drivers for the politically connected.

You know who I'm talking about.

Dear J-fled,

Actions speak louder than words. Cut these people or reassigned them.

Crime is down you say and we need to save money so put your money where your mouth is or STFU.

2/14/2011 09:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*** Media Pay Attention Here ***

Operation Blue Knight had absolutely NOTHING to do with Weis' failed gangbanger tough-love show. Blue Knight was conceived by members of Organized Crime waaaayyy before Weis's plan. The operation took more than a year of hard work by members of the Organized Crime Division. There is NO NEXUS between the Weis gangster summit and Operation Blue Knight and for Weis to trumpet statistics to this effect is disgusting and an OUTRIGHT LIE! I implore any media members to question Weis regarding this matter and then review the timeline contained in the indictments of the offenders from Operation Blue Knight (now public record). WEIS IS LYING and the public should know.

2/14/2011 10:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Shaved" has a copy of Northside's post on the dying homicide dick on his blog.

My prayers for Ed.

FREE COZZI!

2/14/2011 10:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Give Judy a break, Northside. He's got our back-----with a stiletto!

2/14/2011 10:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey does any remember a certain melon headed cowardly ex FBI agent going in front of the city council and saying that certain units (TRU) wasn't making enough arrests and that they needed to make "drastic" changes in the units production. Guess what now guys and girls in TRU are being told that they are making to many arrests and that they aren't to lock up anybody over 50, and to slow down on the public nuisance arrests (aka drinkers, pissers, small amounts of weed, etc.). Coming straight out of the Supes office.

2/14/2011 12:19:00 PM

Same thing for TACT/Gang Teams.

SCC Needs to make a post about this!

2/14/2011 10:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get the full story now???

2/14/2011 07:23:00 AM

I get the story, and lack there of.

All I'm using it for is "Man shot on south side"

-Thats ONE

"Teen killed on west side"


-Thats TWO...

2/15/2011 01:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Retired CPD - Thank God!!! said...

I’m retired CPD and for 2 years after that worked for the Fed’s overseas.

I learned you can play with statistics and usually you can get them to say something you want if you use the right sampling and method to prove the point or points you want to make.

In other words you can lie, maybe not out right but near enough to make most of the people - most of the time - believe you most of the time.

Wonder why there are so many stories about sheep being fleeced and other things?

Never trust a WEISel right John!!!!!!!

From Northside: “More of J-Fled's "magic thinking" overflowing with non sequiturs. He's soooooooo damn desperate; yet the media refuses to challenge his drivel.”

But John there are so many people who want to believe the lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then there are those who will benefit from it.

So we need to deal with the believers, liars and those who benefit from the lie.

Obviously the “most” of the present rank and file of the CPD doesn't buy into the lie & they and the general public receive no benefit from it.

2/15/2011 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

did u see the headline on fox; "just like an episode of The Chicago Code; police sup meets with gang members" give me a break...

2/15/2011 11:11:00 AM  
Anonymous CPDCOPPURR said...

Northside,

Great post. I know Ed and and his partner. Both great stand up Detectives. Thanks for posting this.

God Bless you Ed, praying you get well.

God Bless and FREE Bill Cozzi!!!

2/15/2011 12:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, Chicago Police do not give this credit, our phony ass liar of a leader calls this a success. An sadly enough that individual does not know success, only merit.

It's not success, it's a JOKE

2/15/2011 01:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Reverend Jim Jones said...

"Come to me, my babies. Let me quell your pain."

Start pouring the Kool-Aid, J-Fled.

2/16/2011 12:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How to report violent crime dowm.

State crime lab reports more than 4,000 untested rape kits

2/17/2011 08:39:00 PM  

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