Sunday, February 27, 2011

Mandatory Meeting

Anyone have the AdMin Fax?

Word is that all exempts and tactical lieutenants are being ordered to 35th Street for a mandatory meeting Monday. No concrete word on what it may entail, but the whispered rumor is that they're having cake and coffee for J-Fled's final day. Could it be true?

No one is saying anything about this next part though - the smaller media room just off to the side of the Multi-Purpose Room has been draped in plastic and numerous booths have been set up with ceremonial knives so that those falling out of favor can do the honorable thing and pave the way for the new regime.

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108 Comments:

Anonymous DamN Dawg! said...

Damn Dawg!


I told you I'd be back!!!


Da hot minute is over and I gonna be back now!



Steady playin at 7AM Dawg, steady playin!

2/27/2011 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They wouldn't be inviting Tact. Lts to a cake and coffee.

2/27/2011 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A coffee klatsch at Fort Fellatio?

Let them eat cake.

2/27/2011 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

rahm will be there,they have to kiss the ring!

2/27/2011 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Saw the E-Mail. No reason for the meeting given.

2/27/2011 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Turn In your stars!!!! Your CLOUT is gone

2/27/2011 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what do you think the real story is

2/27/2011 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Hitler in Hell said...

It's time for J-Fled to retire to der fuhrerbunker and do the honorable thing.

Au weiderschoen, schweinhund!

2/27/2011 08:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Changes for the academy. Private compnay to take ove just like personnel and the CFD Bambulances

2/27/2011 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Vice Cop said...

Most of the morons would never committ ritual suicide. They would be doing tongue exercises so they can do a proper "rimjob" on the next supe.

2/27/2011 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Rumor mill said...

Chicago cutlery made a large special order of "ceremonial knives" @ 1700 hrs yesterday to hq.

2/27/2011 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous BEWARE THE KALENDS OF MARCH said...

Et tu masters (masters masters)? then fall J-Fled.

2/27/2011 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There will also be ceremonial knee pads.

2/27/2011 10:00:00 AM  
Anonymous No more "Gold Braid" said...

A great idea from a previous post:

THERE IS A WAY AROUND "GOLD BRAID PENSIONS"!!!!!!!

Here is the idea:

Starting NOW all Command Staff will only make their non-exempt pay. Either lieutenant’s pay or Captains pay.

HOWEVER, everything above the Lts or Capts pay would be considered a "stipend" pay for doing the Commanders, Deputy Chief, Chief, ADS etc....

This "stipend" pay however is NOT pensionable. Therefore the tax payers are NOT on the hook for paying these insane "Gold Braid pensions"

This could work in ALL areas of government .. not only with City of Chicago Commissioners but also non-union positions where "bosses" are making LARGE paychecks which are pensionable. No more $300,000 pensions for these bastards.

If the "exempt" member does not like it.. he can quit and go back to his non-exempt position.

2/27/2011 10:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New regime of what? clout? It will be the same old shit. Everyone thinks things will be different but ask yourself, when was it any different. Ok so a new sup will be installed, so what. Calls will be made and it will be the same shit, with mostly the same people as always. This job is like a circle, either your in the circle or your out

2/27/2011 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

C'mon SCC...you knew that there was NO FUCKING WAY that the majority of this Dept. would, in any way, shape or form, go directly to Hdqtrs and say goodbye to this asshole, who, along with 3M and the soon-to-be former Mayor Shanx, has practically brought this Dept. to his knees. This is the week we've all been waiting for. Goodbye, asshole...hope you take that little jagoff
3M away with you.

2/27/2011 10:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Tora Tora Tora said...

SCC,

since more than a few such Lieutenants are "merit" they might not understand your reference.

This should help.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6RB62gHO6U

Remember guys, it's Hari Kari.

Not Harry Carey.

Don't try to put on some oversized glasses and drink Falstaff to sneak out of there.

2/27/2011 10:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did Weis hold his (hopefully final) usual press conference by himself this morning, touting more tainted statistics?

2/27/2011 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a preview of his new career. He's going on "Dancing With the Stars". Henny Penny will be his new dance partner. Masters X 3 was originally slated for the position but subsequently declined when he was told he could no longer "Lead" !!

2/27/2011 10:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Tact Lieutenants are going, look for it to have something to do with EB's ORDER that Tact teams stop making quality of life arrests, they have been told to pass drinkers, pissers, single cig. sellers etc.... on to beat cars. Failure to comply will cost the Lieutenant his spot. "Our success will not be measured simply on arrests."

2/27/2011 10:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, if I found out I've been ordered downtown to make it look like JPWeis is so popular, he fills the room with tearful bosses who can't bear the thought of him leaving, I'd be out the door so fast, it would actually cause an expression to register on his immobile face.

I hope it's true. If it IS true, though, what a massive ego this creep has.

More likely, though, it's another photo op for JPWeis, another star retirement that no one bothers to tell half the family about. Kind of like the Flisk star retirement.

2/27/2011 11:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's more likely the new regime will be wielding the knives

2/27/2011 11:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Interim Supt, the bar tender, new Supt the sheriff.

2/27/2011 11:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-FLED should just walk away. He is a fool to desire a session of insincere praise and phony accolades, but good riddance, no matter the manner he chooses to leave out. His exit cannot happen soon enough. J-FLED's 3 year-long insult to our organization will be over.

All of shortshank's misdeeds, with the J-FLED appointment and resulting inquisition being high on the official record, earn shanks a special place on the list of Chicago's infamous.

FREE BILL COZZI!

2/27/2011 11:49:00 AM  
Blogger NorthSide said...

Cake and coffee??? Inappropriate!

If the rumor is true, let's go with Beluga caviar and Dom Perignon. How about all guests singing to a karaoke loop of "CELEBRATION" by Kool and the Gang?

I'll even serve hors d'oeuvres if I can cum.

2/27/2011 11:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no its another change of pace. warming weather and increased shootings is bringing back the numbers game. The quality over quantity thing lasted only one month?? oh well, it was good while it lasted, back to 1 baggers and dopw.

2/27/2011 12:08:00 PM  
Anonymous HATER said...

whats the point may be all the white shirts should go on the medical!!!

BUT THAT WOULD BE ASKING 2 MUCH!!!

ALL THIS TALK ABOUT UNIONS IN THE NEWS YET R BROTHERS WITH STRIPES ALWAYS SEEM TO BE A DAY LATE AND A DOLLAR SHORT.

I CANT WAIT FOR THEM TO LOSE THEIR VOTES ON R PENSION BOARD.

2/27/2011 12:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In J-fleds memory, I say the city should name a street after him...it should be ONE way & head OUT of town.

2/27/2011 12:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sic semper tyrannis Jody.

2/27/2011 12:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets just hope Rahm is disgusted by a guy like 3M and see's him for what he is. I don't think a guy like Rahm will appreciate 3M playing fake cop just so he can have a gun. Hopefully he looks down on 3M's move to be powerfull and tell him he hould have stayed a civilian.

2/27/2011 01:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...those falling out of favor can do the honorable thing and pave the way for the new regime..."

"...the way of truth, the way of light, the way of right, Rahm is truth, Rahm is light, Rahm is right" blared the loudspeakers as attendants held out brimming cups of a bitter, acrid liquid they dipped from a plastic tub...

2/27/2011 01:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He absolutely must take Masters,Masters,Masters with him.
Any internal cleanse must start with JFRAUD and Masters.
There are more that need to go too but it must all start with those two egomaniacal asshats.

2/27/2011 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tact Lt. here. Maybe I'm out of grace, but no invite for me tomorrow.

2/27/2011 01:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a tact Lt. and have not heard of this.

Darn, I am not in the loop.

2/27/2011 01:24:00 PM  
Blogger Michael said...

possum head is history, tomorrow is his last day---- good riddance and now you can open up your cat grooming parlor, "the pussy palace"

2/27/2011 01:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ALL DEMOCRATS ARE COMMUNISTS SAYS:

Since there aren't many phonebooths left in Chicago, they could probably hold the going-away/gotta run Party at 35th Street, in the Janitors Closet.

2/27/2011 01:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i hope he stays the police dont vote less then 30 percent voted when will fop learn he doesnt need the police iam retired i get my check the police will give up days you can bet on that the talk is 20 days boys and girls ask fop nwxt time VOTE AND TELL THE FAMILY TO DO THE SAME FUCK CHICAGO

2/27/2011 02:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prepare the wall and the firing squad. Then Rahm shows up to give ya the kiss. Ray Hamilton is listening to the songtrack of Chorus Line "I can't Wait". KB is dancing with Masters and then comes in Luberman as SUPT

2/27/2011 02:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

can i go??

2/27/2011 03:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well while you guys are there, see if I'll be in my 15th year in the fuckin ghetto or if their gonna open up a goddamn bid. Anything other than that I could care less. -signed I'd rather be a "downtown debutante", than an "englewood ranger". Ps you can give him my four rows of ribbons for a going away gift.

2/27/2011 03:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

when will we know

2/27/2011 03:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There you go again, getting our hopes up SCC......but I don't think this shady prick is done fucking us over quite yet. MASTERS MASTERS MASTERS!

2/27/2011 03:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is in the Multi-Purpose Room?

The worst thing in the world.

That is what is in the Multi-Purpose Room.

2/27/2011 03:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weis wants to stay in Chicago when contract ends

By Tara Malone

Tribune reporter

3:31 PM CST, February 27, 2011

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With only two days left on his contract as the city's top cop, police Superintendent Jody Weis said he'd like to stay in Chicago when his position as the city's top cop ends.

"When this position ends, I'll look into doing something else. I'd like to do something here in Chicago," Weis said at a news conference this afternoon.

Hired by outgoing Mayor Richard M. Daley in 2008 following several high-profile police scandals, Weis, a longtime FBI agent, has been on the political hot seat, battling perceptions of high crime, complaints about manpower and officer safety and a seemingly unshakable image as an outsider.

Weis has been mum about his future after his $310,000-a-year position ends March 1. He said he hasn't spoken to Mayor-elect Rahm Emanuel, who has pledged to replace Weis.

"As for me, let's wait and see what happens next."

tmalone@tribune.com

2/27/2011 04:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like this jagoff weis is begging Rahm for another position in the city. Now he says that "he would like to stay in Chicago when his time is up." OMG this guy has zero shame for the death and mayhem that his policies have cost the city. He thinks he is Mike Ditka or a some famous entity that has endeared himself to the public.If he could award himself the medal of honor he would. BUT, THE PUBLIC has seen right through his latest one man publicity campaign and are not buying the bullshit anymore. He will make rahm new admin look bad and all future deals with unions will be dead in the water if he keeps this idiot around. He must have no real hometown in Appalachia to go back to. How crazy is this guy????.

2/27/2011 04:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bring back the phone booth for J-Fled retirement party

2/27/2011 04:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

excellent idea to 10:22 am
send that idea to Mayor Rahm ASAP

it makes sense , they receive higher pay , work days with weekends off , a car with free gas and insurance , but pension is at lt or captains salary

Rahm better hurry before these political hacks are grandfathered in , approx 60 of exempts do not have the 3 years because of unpaid days off , this would help Rahm with pension reform and he doesn't have to negotiate , dump all exempts with under 3 years and have them reapply for exempt spot under the new rules
they will all take the deal
it's a great job and don't believe the BS that they work 60 hours a week , that includes work out , long lunches and who knows what else goes on , most have young good looking police women working for them

2/27/2011 04:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Don't try to put on some oversized glasses and drink Falstaff to sneak out of there."

--2/27/2011 10:40:00 AM

HO-LEE THIT!

Thorry, my dentureth thlipped.

2/27/2011 04:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rahm want's to meet with all 25 Commanders and there Tactical Lieutenants. One team to stay in district at Commanders discretion for watch and start times. Remaining two team to be sent to high crime areas, courtesy of the DOC. Current Tactical Lieutenants will be distributed to watches as needed for furlough relief and man power coverage. This way Rahm can tell the media, "See, I have already put an additional 500 Officers on the streets"

And Rahm said he was not going to put his car in front of the mayors... Liar all ready changing and taking control. As rahm says, so let it be written, so let it be done.

2/27/2011 04:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They would be doing tongue exercises so they can do a proper "rimjob" on the next supe.

2/27/2011 08:53:00 AM



that would be a 'rahmjob'.

2/27/2011 04:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe the new mayor will assign sgts or Lts as commanding officers of units like crime lab , vice contol, public transortation ,
management and labor affairs ,
evidence and recovered property section , what a waste of tax payer money

2/27/2011 04:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J.P.Weis will be the new Chief of Ford Heights Police. He will be replaced by former Capt. Pete Schwetty (NYPD). Pete was famous for his spot on a SNL skit where he shows off his talent for cooking his Famous Schwetty Balls!

2/27/2011 04:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rumor mill said...

Chicago cutlery made a large special order of "ceremonial knives" @ 1700 hrs yesterday to hq.

2/27/2011 09:50:00 AM


And dozens of copies of Murder on the Orient Express. Everybody can have a whack.

2/27/2011 04:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a tact Lt. and have not heard of this.

Darn, I am not in the loop.

2/27/2011 01:24:00 PM


Haven't you heard? You WERE a tact Lt.

2/27/2011 04:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...the way of truth, the way of light, the way of right, Rahm is truth, Rahm is light, Rahm is right" blared the loudspeakers as attendants held out brimming cups of a bitter, acrid liquid they dipped from a plastic tub...

2/27/2011 01:20:00 PM

It says "Via Veritas Vita" on the patch I wear everyday. Just below POLICE. Be Safe, Act Smart, and go Home to your Loved Ones.
Revolver Police

2/27/2011 05:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Jealousy will Eat You Up said...

If the "exempt" member does not like it.. he can quit and go back to his non-exempt position.

2/27/2011 10:22:00 AM



Stop a moment, with the petty, infantile jealousy.

You sound exactly like the legions of police haters that haunt the comments section of the news stories.

"He never shoulda shot TayTay, thats bull, if'n he be scairt of him pullin' he gun, he should quit!!"

"Those lazy pigs don't deserve another raise, I didn't get one at my brokerage. If you don't like working for no raise like me, then quit"

"Fat and lazy. I can't retire at fifty, and they should have to work until 65 too. If they don't like it they should get another job".

"Getting punched, hit, kicked, spit on, cut, shot, is part of the job. You wanted to be the police, you should expect it, not fight back. If you don't like it, quit!."

Grow up and stop with the jealousy. There is always gonna be someone better off, and someone worse off, than you. If you want to complain about the other public sector pensions where final day raises and other immoral maneuvers award 200, 300, 350K pensions to politicians and clerical workers, I'm with you. Crying that bosses make more and pension on it...give it a rest.

2/27/2011 05:16:00 PM  
Anonymous O'Brien said...

No more "Gold Braid" said...
A great idea from a previous post:

THERE IS A WAY AROUND "GOLD BRAID PENSIONS"!!!!!!!

Here is the idea:

Starting NOW all Command Staff will only make their non-exempt pay. Either lieutenant’s pay or Captains pay.

HOWEVER, everything above the Lts or Capts pay would be considered a "stipend" pay for doing the Commanders, Deputy Chief, Chief, ADS etc....

This "stipend" pay however is NOT pensionable. Therefore the tax payers are NOT on the hook for paying these insane "Gold Braid pensions"

This could work in ALL areas of government .. not only with City of Chicago Commissioners but also non-union positions where "bosses" are making LARGE paychecks which are pensionable. No more $300,000 pensions for these bastards.

If the "exempt" member does not like it.. he can quit and go back to his non-exempt position.

2/27/2011 10:22:00 AM

What a wonderful idea you could watch as all the bosses that have a clue and that also give a shit about the job and the P.O.'s said fuck this.

2/27/2011 05:16:00 PM  
Anonymous snuffalufagus said...

Well while you guys are there, see if I'll be in my 15th year in the fuckin ghetto or if their gonna open up a goddamn bid. Anything other than that I could care less. -signed I'd rather be a "downtown debutante", than an "englewood ranger". Ps you can give him my four rows of ribbons for a going away gift.

hahahah, easy stroke. youve done a WHOLE 15 hard years in the wood? good for you junior.. since youve got 15 years on your just finally getting your whiskers. with that being said, stand straight, stop complaining like a little girl and go back to work. way too many whiners on this job who think they are owed something. We are police officers.. we are paid to do the job we do, we are paid to arrest bad guys and we are paid to deal with the bullshit... to all the guys who say, " i dont have to put up with this ghetto crap".. think again, your a police officer and its your job and you get paid for it. Its people like you I cant stand at roll call.. I by no means am a "hard charger" but I hold my own, answer my jobs and especially ride on my friends jobs to back them up... what I dont do is sit around miserable whining about everything in the world. Ive been f'd on this job also and put in the program... I BLAME MYSELF... I was doing the job and I was doing most of the stuff that people complained about in those cr #s and lawsuits... Dont try to pretend you didnt either. Be lucky youve got a job and do it right. You can do this job legit and still have fun... if you can arrest dude then do it, if you cant then dont make a case.. you dont have to Mother F everyone out there and fight with them... maybe when you get 20 or 25 years on you will mellow out and realize that.

2/27/2011 05:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hear Jodi Weis took all the 30 pending cops and fired them because his last day is Tuesday.

How do people look themselves in the mirror?

2/27/2011 05:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ALL THIS TALK ABOUT UNIONS IN THE NEWS YET R BROTHERS WITH STRIPES ALWAYS SEEM TO BE A DAY LATE AND A DOLLAR SHORT.

I CANT WAIT FOR THEM TO LOSE THEIR VOTES ON R PENSION BOARD.

2/27/2011 12:10:00 PM
==
Really? On YOUR pension board? I spent the last three decades ON THE JOB, a few of them in a white shirt. Suddenly, YOU get to discount my twenty years in a blue shirt?

Son, you need all of US to help save OUR pension. Don't lose sight of the big picture.

2/27/2011 05:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Meet the new Boss -- Same as the old boss

2/27/2011 06:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From Suntimes:


“These are some of the most violent guys we’ve seen,” said the police source said, adding the men are not gang members and don’t appear to work for a drug cartel.

From Tribune:

Three men suspected in the fatal stabbing of two men in an Edgewater apartment were part of a "crew" that did business with drug cartels -- and may be responsible for several drug-related mass killings -- police disclosed today.

Which one is it?

2/27/2011 06:23:00 PM  
Blogger No respect said...

Weis is rumored to be vying for the ISP Director job.

2/27/2011 06:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

police officers will never take 10 unpaid vacation days , we could lose our 4 personal days , 6 baby furlough days and 1 or 2 holidays

2/27/2011 07:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, if I found out I've been ordered downtown to make it look like JPWeis is so popular, he fills the room with tearful bosses who can't bear the thought of him leaving, I'd be out the door so fast, it would actually cause an expression to register on his immobile face.

I hope it's true. If it IS true, though, what a massive ego this creep has.

2/27/2011 11:36:00 AM

If you had brass balls or steel tits or both, regardless of rank, you would not bother to attend. He's out the door. Fuck him.

And yes, he has no shame. Watching him on television today, begging for a job, was disgusting. He performed self-emasculation on camera, once again.

2/27/2011 07:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy Weis is like Ray-Ray-- he would suck a sore asshole to either keep his job or be promoted.

2/27/2011 07:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Well while you guys are there, see if I'll be in my 15th year in the fuckin ghetto or if their gonna open up a goddamn bid. Anything other than that I could care less. -signed I'd rather be a "downtown debutante", than an "englewood ranger". Ps you can give him my four rows of ribbons for a going away gift.

2/27/2011 03:15:00 PM
A whole four rows wow you are a superstar. Obviously if you still in the ghetto after fifteen years you are a broke toy. Just quit the job.

2/27/2011 07:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK one question... Who do you think looks crazier in dress uniform with the fake medals and gold braids, Col. Mohammar Quaddafi or Jody Weis? Just askin.

2/27/2011 07:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the pricipal's office Just like in HS LoL

2/27/2011 08:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bye Bye Howie your academy sux and your staff has been inside for over 7 yrs.

2/27/2011 08:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did Saddam have a simular meeting???? Are there traitors amongst us. See who starts the chant for Rahm first no not you ray hamilton or KB but which Gold Star

2/27/2011 08:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: I had dinner with a friend of mine tonight, he informed me that he had taken the last police test, he told me that there was a m/4 in his room sitting in front of him and that he had a tattoo on the back of his neck that read "cop kill a" This Is not a joke, I have many years on the job and only pray that the back ground investigator see it. i/f.

2/27/2011 09:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i hope he stays the police dont vote less then 30 percent voted when will fop learn he doesnt need the police iam retired i get my check the police will give up days you can bet on that the talk is 20 days boys and girls ask fop nwxt time VOTE AND TELL THE FAMILY TO DO THE SAME FUCK CHICAGO

2/27/2011 02:10:00 PM

WTF are you trying to say? 2:10 P.M. and you are that shitfaced already!!!

2/27/2011 10:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"He thinks he is Mike Ditka or a some famous entity that has endeared himself to the public."

--2/27/2011 04:09:00 PM

Oh God. I hope he's not planning on a restaurant.

2/27/2011 10:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Changes for the academy. Private compnay to take ove just like personnel and the CFD Bambulances.
2/27/2011 08:49:00 AM

Now what private company, or whose private company, would take over the Academy? And how would that save money? Harold Washington College used to do some training with the Academy and the City couldn't even afford that.

2/27/2011 10:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Well while you guys are there, see if I'll be in my 15th year in the fuckin ghetto or if their gonna open up a goddamn bid. Anything other than that I could care less. -signed I'd rather be a "downtown debutante", than an "englewood ranger". Ps you can give him my four rows of ribbons for a going away gift.


Doesn't everybody have about four rows of ribbons with all those bullshit ones they hand out?

2/27/2011 10:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

police officers will never take 10 unpaid vacation days , we could lose our 4 personal days , 6 baby furlough days and 1 or 2 holidays

2/27/2011 07:24:00 PM


In the contract. Not going anywhere and the provisions of the old contract continue unaltered until there is a new contract. If past practice is any guide, that will be around 2015.

2/27/2011 11:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes! finally something imported from Japan other than electronics. Hara-kiri!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2/27/2011 11:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well while you guys are there, see if I'll be in my 15th year in the fuckin ghetto or if their gonna open up a goddamn bid. Anything other than that I could care less. -signed I'd rather be a "downtown debutante", than an "englewood ranger". Ps you can give him my four rows of ribbons for a going away gift.

15 years and 4 ENTIRE rows(oh wow, im sure you count the two crime reduction awards, DNC and obama ribbon..so make that Three rows) and you still work in the wood? If your such a superstar with top awards and were such a hard charger in "the wood" then why are you still there? Type A personality? Not too well liked? Im sure an officer of your caliber can make it somewhere else beside the wood with your 4...I mean 3 rows of ribbons. not even a tac team? robbery car? gang team? area team? gang intel? MSF? TRU? nothing?? youve been a "hard charging englewood ranger" for so long with so many awards youve been nowhere else?? hmmmmmm, thats quite suspect to me.. actually it sounds like bull to me. I think your a dog in disguise attempting to legitimize why you dont do any work.. just tell the truth why you dont really do any work.. your lazy, terrified to go to court, scared of dude and scared to do work... just say your lazy and dont try to convince everyone that you "use to be the REAL POLICE IN THE WOOD." your a joke. quit and leave society alone.

2/27/2011 11:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe the new mayor will assign sgts or Lts as commanding officers of units like crime lab , vice contol, public transortation ,
management and labor affairs ,
evidence and recovered property section , what a waste of tax payer money

2/27/2011 04:27:00 PM
lIKE A lT TO BE AIRPORT c.o. WHY NOT A sGT?

2/27/2011 11:17:00 PM  
Blogger Mikie said...

I have been following the decline of the CPD for the eleven years since I retired. I continue to see the degradation of morale due to the continual promotion of incompetent bosses. I dismay at the deaths of our officers by individuals who should not have been on the street. Perhaps, and I repeat PERHAPS, there will be a change for the better under Rahm, however I sincerely doubt it. I pray that you officers take into consideration that just because you are ordered to perform a task it may NOT be a lawful order. Let common sense prevail. You will still get that voucher on the 1st and 16th whether your E rating is a 75 or a 99. Do what is REQUIRED but go home safely to your family at the end of your tour. You know who the unstable and/or egotistical supervisors are. Avoid them, bid off the watch, bid out of the district. That "HONORED STAR CASE" is no comfort to your family. Be safe and G-- bless.

2/27/2011 11:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Publish the morale survey!

2/27/2011 11:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Ps you can give him my four rows of ribbons for a going away gift."

The making of an Admiral in the Bolivian Navy, My Hero

2/27/2011 11:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bye Bye Howie your academy sux and your staff has been inside for over 7 yrs.

2/27/2011 08:33:00 PM

Howard is an amoeba. No backbone at all.

2/27/2011 11:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe he's relesing the results of the "Morale & Stress Survey"!

I can't wait!

2/28/2011 12:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

since more than a few such Lieutenants are "merit" they might not understand your reference.

2/27/2011 10:40:00 AM

Actually most merit lieutenants move quickly to exempt ranks (and captain 5 to 10 years ago). Nothing says "enjoy the next 10 years in patrol" faster than a legit lieutenant score.

2/28/2011 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's also a M/4/35 recruit in the academy with "La Raza" tattooed across the middle of his back in 2 inch letters.

2/28/2011 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well while you guys are there, see if I'll be in my 15th year in the fuckin ghetto or if their gonna open up a goddamn bid. Anything other than that I could care less.


Damn, if you havent figured out how to get out of the "fuckin ghetto" before you have 15 years, something is wrong with YOU!

2/28/2011 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

whats the point may be all the white shirts should go on the medical!!!

BUT THAT WOULD BE ASKING 2 MUCH!!!

ALL THIS TALK ABOUT UNIONS IN THE NEWS YET R BROTHERS WITH STRIPES ALWAYS SEEM TO BE A DAY LATE AND A DOLLAR SHORT.

I CANT WAIT FOR THEM TO LOSE THEIR VOTES ON R PENSION BOARD.

Easy junior, I was paying into OUR pension fund when you were counting your first pubic hairs...

2/28/2011 01:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He must of been hired with them knowing. My son was hired and he told me that tattoe's were checked for any affliations. Maybe the next Supt. will be a cobra.

2/28/2011 05:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

whats the point may be all the white shirts should go on the medical!!!

BUT THAT WOULD BE ASKING 2 MUCH!!!

ALL THIS TALK ABOUT UNIONS IN THE NEWS YET R BROTHERS WITH STRIPES ALWAYS SEEM TO BE A DAY LATE AND A DOLLAR SHORT.

I CANT WAIT FOR THEM TO LOSE THEIR VOTES ON R PENSION BOARD.

Easy junior, I was paying into OUR pension fund when you were counting your first pubic hairs...

2/28/2011 01:10:00 AM



I for one would like to see the pension contribution increase dramatically for the exempts now on the job. There might not be any way to limit what the gold braiders steal, er, take out of the pension fund so perhaps the politically appointed bosses can be forced to double their contributions into the fund. 18% instead of 9% for starters. To make up for the relatively short time they pay into the fund at the way higher salary rate. And of course the City can match that amount, with the multiplier.

The actuaries can determine the actual rate needed.

I will offer that up to the city in the spirit of the pension reform Rahm is looking for.

2/28/2011 06:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Johnnie Northside! Have you forgotten the Fillmore rules?

Cake and coffee today.

TOMORROW is the hats and horns celebration. Burgers and beer, no fancy fish eggs.

The little people in the land of Oz will sing "Ding dong, the witch is dead..."

2/28/2011 06:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Howard is an amoeba. No backbone at all.

THEY HAVE NO BRAINS EITHER What's his degree in?

2/28/2011 07:51:00 AM  
Anonymous SCC Fan said...

"He thinks he is Mike Ditka or a some famous entity that has endeared himself to the public."

--2/27/2011 04:09:00 PM

Oh God. I hope he's not planning on a restaurant.

2/27/2011 10:34:00 PM

He'll serve nothing but shit sandwiches, as usual.

2/28/2011 08:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Bye Bye Howie your academy sux and your staff has been inside for over 7 yrs.

2/27/2011 08:33:00 PM

Howard is an amoeba. No backbone at all.

2/27/2011 11:43:00 PM

Do not insult the amoebas. They can make decisions.

2/28/2011 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the "exempt" member does not like it.. he can quit and go back to his non-exempt position.

2/27/2011 10:22:00 AM

What a wonderful idea you could watch as all the bosses that have a clue and that also give a shit about the job and the P.O.'s said fuck this.

2/27/2011 05:16:00 PM



Think of the bosses you would get if there was no real incentive to take a gold star: megalomaniacs and power trippers.

You think bosses are bad now? How about a headquarters full of Masters, Ray Rays and KBs?

2/28/2011 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

scc.. this is a great idea! ... how about this as a "post" to get more feedback or to see if someone would think it would hit a legal problem??
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


A great idea from a previous post:

THERE IS A WAY AROUND "GOLD BRAID PENSIONS"!!!!!!!

Here is the idea:

Starting NOW all Command Staff will only make their non-exempt pay. Either lieutenant’s pay or Captains pay.

HOWEVER, everything above the Lts or Capts pay would be considered a "stipend" pay for doing the Commanders, Deputy Chief, Chief, ADS etc....

This "stipend" pay however is NOT pensionable. Therefore the tax payers are NOT on the hook for paying these insane "Gold Braid pensions"

This could work in ALL areas of government .. not only with City of Chicago Commissioners but also non-union positions where "bosses" are making LARGE paychecks which are pensionable. No more $300,000 pensions for these bastards.

If the "exempt" member does not like it.. he can quit and go back to his non-exempt position.

2/28/2011 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK one question... Who do you think looks crazier in dress uniform with the fake medals and gold braids, Col. Mohammar Quaddafi or Jody Weis? Just askin.

2/27/2011 07:44:00 PM

I worked for a SW Suburban PD before CPD. We got a new Chief. He loved the gold regallia and such on his uniform. An old LT. there dubbed him "The Steam Boat Captain".Dude looked like Fraizer Thomas in that uniform.
Revolver Police

2/28/2011 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's also a M/4/35 recruit in the academy with "La Raza" tattooed across the middle of his back in 2 inch letters.

2/28/2011 12:10:00 AM
Wow! Great job "investigators"! Who is he connected to little louie faln terrorist gutierrez?

2/28/2011 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Update: The meeting was cancelled for unknown reasons but no one bothered to tell the exempts. They kept coming in all morning. I guess when you are on your way out it does not matter if you waste peoples time.

2/28/2011 10:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ritual suicide is seppuku, not 'hari kari'. ITYM hara kiri (literally, belly cutting).

2/28/2011 01:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Et tu masters (masters masters)? then fall J-Fled."

--2/27/2011 09:59:00 AM

So fal the J-Fled

So fal all foemen

2/28/2011 02:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's also a M/4/35 recruit in the academy with "La Raza" tattooed across the middle of his back in 2 inch letters.

2/28/2011 12:10:00 AM

Is there any truth to this?

2/28/2011 04:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lIKE A lT TO BE AIRPORT c.o. WHY NOT A sGT?

2/27/2011 11:17:00 PM

Maybe this will make sense if I re-read it in five and a half hours...

2/28/2011 05:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn, if you havent figured out how to get out of the "fuckin ghetto" before you have 15 years, something is wrong with YOU

This is the part where they say "I'm only in the ghetto district because it's only place where I can get days, and I need days because of family, blah, blah, fuckin blah".
As though 15 years wouldn't get you days in every fuckin district in the city. Unfuckinbelievable!

2/28/2011 06:42:00 PM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

@ Revolver Police...

2/28/2011 09:12:00 AM

BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

"Dude looked like Fraizer Thomas in that uniform..."

Oh hell no! Not good ol' Family Classics from ancient Channel 9? Thanks for the memories and the big assed laugh, Revolver Police.

No thanks for the Dr. Pepper & W.L. Weller 108 going down the wrong pipe!

2/28/2011 10:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Howard is an amoeba. No backbone at all.

THEY HAVE NO BRAINS EITHER What's his degree in?

2/28/2011 07:51:00 AM

He was meritcloutoriously promoted to lieutenant from the last exam not requiring a degree to qualify for promotion. The mope has no degree. How does it make sense for Howard to be the person at the top of our educational institution and he has no degree? Quite inspiring, isn't it?

3/01/2011 02:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's also a M/4/35 recruit in the academy with "La Raza" tattooed across the middle of his back in 2 inch letters.

==

I saw a copper with a "GD" tat on his bicep with the "GD" inside the heart with pitchforks working inside a southside station. This was 10 years ago, nothing new here boys and girls I hate to tell you. Sad yes. And you better hope the raza boy has no clout or you'll be calling him boss one day. At least the department vigorously demands diversity. Barf

3/01/2011 10:27:00 AM  

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