Planting Mice
We're surprised Daley hasn't had people trying to do this to aid the Dumpster Task Force in raising revenue:
- The owner of a suburban Philadelphia pizza shop was arraigned on Tuesday on charges he schemed to plant live mice in competing pizza parlors in hope of putting them out of business.
Nickolas Galiatsatos, owner of Nina's Bella Pizzeria in Upper Darby, Pennsylvania, is accused of putting bags of mice at nearby competitors on Monday afternoon, according to Upper Darby Police Superintendent Michael Chitwood.
The owner of Verona Pizza watched Galiatsatos go into his restroom carrying a bag but emerge empty-handed, and alerted two patrol officers who were in the restaurant, Chitwood said.
The officers found a bag of mice and footprints on a toilet seat, suggesting someone had been trying to reach the ceiling tiles, he said.
This guy takes his pizza way too seriously.
Labels: silly people
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
9 Comments:
Upper Darby, Pennsylvania ....
backdrop for the great story of
"Something for Joey" . . .
the story of John Cappelletti and his little brother who has leukemia ...
it's really a GREAT movie if you can find an old VHS of it in eBay.
as far as the mice are concerned I think I saw the same thing played out on the "3 stooges".
"Love to eat them mousies.
"Mousies what we like to eat.
"Bite they little heads off.
"Nibble on they tiny feet."
If you'd been able to convince the Yuppers that a mouse-'n'-goat-cheese-with-homegrown-hot-peppers was they way they eat pizza in Ulan Bator, you might've had a hit on your hands.
But no.
There are a lot of Greek owned pizza places in Upper Darby. They're very competitive, if you couldn't already tell.
The running joke with on the Philly LEO forum is "Chitwood said". Mike Chitwood is a former PPD officer and now Superintendent at Upper Darby Police Department. He's also a media whore who loves face time and seeing his name all over the papers. Despite all that, I think he's a good fit for my former township, even though everyone knows he wants Ramsey's job at the PPD.
Be safe out there.
Opah!
---not a cop
Planting Mice
We're surprised Daley hasn't had people trying to do this to aid the Dumpster Task Force in raising revenue:
Shortshanks did one better.
He planted a RAT in the Police Dept.
Area One D.D. is teeming with mice.
The White House staff already gave Emanuel a dead fish wrapped in a newspaper, Sicilian-style, as a going-away present...
Wait until Rahm opens his eyes to see a dead mouse on his pillow.
It's a chilling ancient Greek message, spread from restaurant to restaurant in whispers -- a warning that "we spit onna you pizza no matter where you go."
Dis ain't Highland Park, chump.
Sleep tight...
Maria Pappas' former "security guard" has a fallback -- he'll be opening up a pizza place too. Mikros Aspro Sinifaki -- "The Little White Cloud."
Shadows darting along the baseboard.
Eep! Eep!
I need my medicine.
I dunno what the big deal is, Chinese restaurants have been using little "meeces" in some of the meals for years. You think you're eating pork fried rice, think again.
Post a Comment
<< Home