Tuesday, April 26, 2011

What's That Smell?

  • The bodies of two unidentified men were discovered Sunday buried in a 15-foot-tall pile of manure at a small horse farm in Gary.

    A man who kept horses at the stable noticed an arm sticking out of the massive pile of manure around 10 a.m. Sunday and called police, said Gary Det. Cpl. Mike Barnes.

    Police unearthed the body and used a backhoe to sift through the steaming mound of composting manure in search of other remains, eventually finding the second body, Barnes said.

    "It was the biggest pile of (manure) I have ever seen," Barnes said. "They've been putting it back there for years."

We're going to assume when Det. Cpl. Barnes is quoted as saying "(manure)" he actually used the word (shit). It's a bit more humorous that way - not that the story needed that much help anyway.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's Mr. Ed when you need him? He'd make a great witness.

4/26/2011 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard Det.Cpl. Barnes is going to be our next Sup. Welcome to the CPD! Plenty of manure around here sir.

4/26/2011 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy Shit !!!!

4/26/2011 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, when you think about it, manure isn't that bad of word. You have MA and NEWER.

4/26/2011 01:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The biggest pile of shit I ever saw was five floors high. I swear, you needed a freakin' elevator to get to the top of it.

4/26/2011 02:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, now that is a way to really screw somebody.

First kill them, then bury them in shit. Must've really hated those guys. What an ingenious idea tho!

4/26/2011 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DET. CPL. Barnes; if you would care to look at an even bigger pile of s**t, come visit our City Hall and see our outgoing Mayor.
You might want to bring you duty weapon and keep it with while in our Downtown area, we're having a problem with roving bands of thieves in that area. Might want to keep the wife & kids at home...I do.

4/26/2011 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Need A Chuckle? said...

OT - No Dental insurance?

Try this guy... satisfaction guaranteed!


4/26/2011 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's about as tall as the pile of manure around city hall.

4/26/2011 11:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Mr. Ed's ghost said...


4/26/2011 11:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like the Redneck Mafia.

4/26/2011 12:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Sir smells alot said...

OOOOOOoooo, that smell,can't you smell that smell ?

4/26/2011 12:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like a message from the Mob, or the Daley Administration, oh wait, thats right, they're one and the same...

4/26/2011 01:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like the M.O of the Zetas.

4/26/2011 05:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the geniuses forgot to do was to take the bodies out of the plastic bags. Had they done so, the chances are great that there wouldn't have been much, if any, evidence left.

Manure piles are excellent vehicles for breaking down tissues and even bones. Quite a few highway authorities around the country use composting to dispose of roadkill. Throw the results onto a field for fertilizer and the circle of life is complete.

Then there's using pigs for disposal.

4/27/2011 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

... she was buried in six feet of shaving cream ...

4/30/2011 06:50:00 PM  

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