Monday, July 25, 2011

South Side HBT

  • A Roseland man disguised in women’s clothing shot a neighbor, then smashed the man’s car windows and set the vehicle ablaze early Saturday, according to police and prosecutors.

    Police say Lepaul Williams quarreled with his neighbor over an ex-girlfriend, then donned a black wig, pink halter-top, blue pajama pants and armed himself with a handgun, according to police reports.

    Thus disguised, Williams, 35, walked up to his neighbor, Bryan Stalling and a group of men shooting dice down the block from his home on the first block of East 102nd Place around 1 a.m., according to police reports. Williams shot Stalling in the chest once, then walked to Stalling’s car, smashed out the windows with the butt of his pistol, doused the car in lighter fluid and set it on fire, witnesses told police.

    [...] Williams then barricaded himself in his house and was removed by Chicago Police SWAT Team members, police reports state.

This story has everything! Great plot, lost love, arson, gunfire, a cross-dressing maniac and a dramatic police confrontation. Word is that James Cameron has bought the rights and Ebert has given it 3.5 stars already.

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17 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would hate to be the paper car.

7/25/2011 01:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This sounds almost as good as the Wednesday City Council meetings. We already have a "ballerina".

7/25/2011 02:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

[...] Williams then barricaded himself in his house and was removed by Chicago Police SWAT Team members, police reports state.

When I read SWAT team removed, I thought another way of saying killed, I was wrong. Oh well, perhaps the halter top will be a hit in jail!

7/25/2011 02:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets give the story a great ending! He becomes Superintendent of a metro police department! Hmmm... Let me think... What city could we use??? Give me a minute to think on this...

7/25/2011 05:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We now need a city ordinance against cross dressing.

7/25/2011 05:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keepin' it real...or in this case, reel?

7/25/2011 06:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's George Bush's fault.

7/25/2011 07:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only thing missing from this story is a dildo and a gimp mask.

7/25/2011 07:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

......"walked up to his neighbor, Bryan Stalling and a group of men shooting dice down the block from his home"....

Nothing like living up to the stereotype, LOL.

7/25/2011 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny is this what one might call a legitimate shooting?

7/25/2011 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't forget the torrential rain that closed down the Dan Ryan impeding the response time of HBT. I can see this being a lifetime television drama.

7/25/2011 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy is giving cross dressers a bad name.

7/25/2011 01:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great job by everyone who responded. Bad guy arrested, no officer's injured.

7/25/2011 06:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

The only thing missing from this story is a dildo and a gimp mask.

7/25/2011 07:15:00 AM


You're gonna have to go wake up the gimp now.

7/25/2011 06:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Williams then barricaded himself in his house and was removed by Chicago Police SWAT Team members..."

--7/25/2011 02:58:00 AM

Actually, it was easy. They hit the porch with the lights and he came right down the front steps singing "I ENJOY BEING A GIRL!"

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7/25/2011 07:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

were the dice recovered and all participants arrested for gambling?

7/25/2011 07:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe he was ''born this way''

7/25/2011 11:36:00 PM  

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