South Side HBT
A Roseland man disguised in women’s clothing shot a neighbor, then smashed the man’s car windows and set the vehicle ablaze early Saturday, according to police and prosecutors.
Police say Lepaul Williams quarreled with his neighbor over an ex-girlfriend, then donned a black wig, pink halter-top, blue pajama pants and armed himself with a handgun, according to police reports.
Thus disguised, Williams, 35, walked up to his neighbor, Bryan Stalling and a group of men shooting dice down the block from his home on the first block of East 102nd Place around 1 a.m., according to police reports. Williams shot Stalling in the chest once, then walked to Stalling’s car, smashed out the windows with the butt of his pistol, doused the car in lighter fluid and set it on fire, witnesses told police.
[...] Williams then barricaded himself in his house and was removed by Chicago Police SWAT Team members, police reports state.
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posted by SCC at 12:33 AM
17 Comments:
I would hate to be the paper car.
This sounds almost as good as the Wednesday City Council meetings. We already have a "ballerina".
[...] Williams then barricaded himself in his house and was removed by Chicago Police SWAT Team members, police reports state.
When I read SWAT team removed, I thought another way of saying killed, I was wrong. Oh well, perhaps the halter top will be a hit in jail!
Lets give the story a great ending! He becomes Superintendent of a metro police department! Hmmm... Let me think... What city could we use??? Give me a minute to think on this...
We now need a city ordinance against cross dressing.
Keepin' it real...or in this case, reel?
It's George Bush's fault.
The only thing missing from this story is a dildo and a gimp mask.
......"walked up to his neighbor, Bryan Stalling and a group of men shooting dice down the block from his home"....
Nothing like living up to the stereotype, LOL.
Funny is this what one might call a legitimate shooting?
Don't forget the torrential rain that closed down the Dan Ryan impeding the response time of HBT. I can see this being a lifetime television drama.
This guy is giving cross dressers a bad name.
Great job by everyone who responded. Bad guy arrested, no officer's injured.
Anonymous said...
The only thing missing from this story is a dildo and a gimp mask.
7/25/2011 07:15:00 AM
You're gonna have to go wake up the gimp now.
"Williams then barricaded himself in his house and was removed by Chicago Police SWAT Team members..."
--7/25/2011 02:58:00 AM
Actually, it was easy. They hit the porch with the lights and he came right down the front steps singing "I ENJOY BEING A GIRL!"
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were the dice recovered and all participants arrested for gambling?
maybe he was ''born this way''
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