Detective Names?
Rumors abound of downtown requesting a list of the "top ten" homicide dicks from every area.
Are we forming a major case squad? Or something along the lines of New York with different grades of detectives?
Are we forming a major case squad? Or something along the lines of New York with different grades of detectives?
Labels: rumors
posted by SCC at 12:04 AM
60 Comments:
Top ten shouldnt be hard. Most cant even spell detective. Everyone knows who the go to guys are. And you pray they show up at your shooting.
And the top ten dicks in each area are based on what? The commander's opinion?
Maybe they are trying to prepare for an equalization of intelligent detectives across the 3 new areas.
There's going to be a central homicide unit. Violent crime dicks won't be at the areas anymore.
how about vincent d'onforno. that guy is good
OT - The commanders office in Area 3 had TEN detectives working inside today! Area 3 SVU has only THREE detectives on the day shift (one on furlo, one rdo and one retiring Friday) There are now MORE SUPERVISORS THAN DETECTIVES working any given day due to RDO's and furlos to handle MISSINGS, CHILD ABUSE HOTLINES, DOMESTICS, JUVENILE PROCESSINGS AND DOMESTIC UPGRADES! Looking at our A&A sheets which are NOT ACCURATE looks like we have more bodies than we actually do!!!!!If we have enough people, why are they LYING ON THE A&A'S??????
10/17/2011 08:21:00 PM
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They're lying so some people can pursue their own personal business while being paid by the CPD. Some have to tend to their children at home. Some have to tend to closings, divorces and wills, some need to pick up the birthday cake for the DOG out in the suburbs.
And, while THOSE people are covered by their coworkers, or subordinates, the few who are actually at work have to work two or three times a normal caseload to carry the clouted ones who can't be concerned with petty, bothersome police work.
Not true. Just a rumor.
Are we forming a major case squad?
Yes.
And a new TV show, Law and Order Chicago. Each episode will depict a case of corruption by Chicago politicians and the inability of the police to convict anyone because the judges are all controlled by Ed Burke and Mike Madigan!
3 of the 10 must be minorities and 3 of the 10 must be female and do not forget the gay/transgender individual. The list must be politically correct or the City will face another law suit.
I thought the top ten 'Dicks' were in City Hall!?
Oh... not that kind? Never mind.
There is a major case section within the dept.
TOP DICKS?
FUNNY IF YOU STUDY CLEAR UPS U WILL NOTICE THE CLOUTED DICKS WILL RECEIVE IN CUSTODY HOMICIDES.
MEANING THEY WERE CAUGHT ON THE SCENE WITH THE MURDER WEAPON IN HAND AND BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE.
THE REST GET THE BODY FOUND IN THE ALLEY WITH NO WITNESS.
SO SURE THE COMMANDER CAN THINK THEY R THE BEST BUT WHAT DO THEY KNOW. THEY CAN BARELY STAND UP TO COMP-STAT MEETING AND FORM A THOUGHT.
PUT EM ALL IN THE DISTRICTS AND WATCH CLEARANCES DROP. AND IF THE SUPE WANTS TO MAKE DIFFERENT GRADES OF DICKS MORE POWER TO HIM BUT THEN SGT'S WOULD NEED A BUMP IN SALARY AGAIN AND DICK WOULD HAVE TO BE A RANK.
Area Five HGS LT wouldn't know a good Detective if she was giving him a horsey ride.
Major Case Squad already exists at Homan Square along with Cold Case Squad. All very good Detectives that have the protection of clout.
I vote for the lady dick who likes to where her attendance ribbon on her civilian clothes... her "cross draw mcgraw" partner who wears his holsters next to his socks came in a close second
35th St Mole......
Here is the new area configurations
North will have 9districts they are, 11, 15, 25,14,23,16,17,20,24
Central will have 8 districts they are,1,18,12,10,8,9,2,3
South will have only five districts they are, 4,5,6,7 and 22.
19 and23 will be combined Jan 12
21,1,2 consolidation will be in mar 12
And 13 and 12 will be when then new 12 district building is finished.
The new detective and area patrol hq's will be as follows
North Patrol will be out of the 25 th district facility
North Detective will be out of the 19th district
Central Patrol will be out of the 10 th district
Central Detectives wil be out of area one 2nd district
South patrol will stay the same as south detectives
Not a bad idea at all. The same detectives in my Area do all of the heavy lifting. Quite a few get away with doing little real work. Many get away with doing no work.
I'm confident the ass hats that just show up and do nothing will be on the Top 10 list.
Yeah. Another bullshit,divisive idea from McJackass.
How would you begin to figure that out?
OT? A LOT of dumb shit dics make a ton of money.
Clearance Rates? Solving a murder also has a lot do do with luck and whether the 5 to 10 people that usually witness murders will talk to you.
Commanders friends/relatives? That will help morale.
Seniority? See #1 about dumb shit dics.
So you isolate the 10 best dics from each area and have them work by themselves in a separate unit doing murders. So how do the rest of the dics learn from these great detectives if you isolate everyone?
I know the department has been, and is now, full of exempts who would just as soon shit themselves than tell the superintendent that his ideas are bad but, McNewsaffair jocker must have rolled into town with some love potion that gives these awful ideas life.
When does it end?
And a new TV show, Law and Order Chicago. Each episode will depict a case of corruption by Chicago politicians and the inability of the police to convict anyone because the judges are all controlled by Ed Burke and Mike Madigan!
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I don't recall there ever being a case of political corruption that the CPD ever investigated in the first place.
"M Squad"
They should get that Brenda lady from Los Angeles. She seems good. That's how detective work really goes, right?
SSheet, if could have got the answers too maybe I'd be in the top ten. Share the wealth!
Will the female in A3 who has her own website make the cut??
Not true. Just a rumor.
Signed Garry
The Dept is 'looking' for the top ten detectives,
did someone lose the Merit List?
Would that be 5 or 3 areas?
Do we even have 30-50 detectives citywide?
how about vincent d'onforno. that guy is good
10/18/2011 12:59:00 AM
Vincent D'Onofrio.
Here's an idea, how about they hire some more pos and have a Dectectives test instead of playing musical seats. Theres more Interns walking aimlessly around and the cadets were screwed over.
Area 3 isn't the spot feeling the pinch I'm sure. There's a lot of open spots in this department and shuffling people around won't fill void.
And while people are bitching about what's goin on in there units where are they?
Only 10% percent of the detectives have good investigative skills and work.
The rest of them...well, they are there.
Elliot Stabler, Lenny Briscoe,John Munch, Ed Green...............
We're formin' a Stickball League.
Bernie Kerik's Ballwasher
I don't think my area could come up with ten guys that produce. Of course, everybody has 2-6 real workers but this being Chicago we'll need a few fluff spots for the clout babies
Actually downtown spoke to Pfleger, to ask him to ask God, who the detectives are that God sent to do his Bidding!!! Anyone?? Anyone??? Bueller??
McSupe should look up that F/2 that scored #2 on the last Dicks test and then #1 on the last Sgt test! She is soooo brilliant it is almost IMPOSSIBLE. And with only 10 years on at the time? She's like a Perry Mason wrapped around a George Patton with a sprinkle of Stephen Hawking on top! She could lead the new unit.
Yeah, but this is Chicago. They will more likely give up the best merit dicks that they have. Who in their right mind voluntarily gives up their best for no benefit? I will put up the dicks volunteered for this unit against any pee-wee soccer league in the city. I'll bet they even put KB on it and put Ray-Ray in charge.
I nominate BK unit 116, oh wait he is hiding in a special unit when the D unit is short. My bad special skills.
why do not have real homicides in chicago ... we have killings
"35th street mole" must be in charge of the shredder down there.
Apparently reads everything before he shreds it.
Elliot Stabler, Lenny Briscoe,John Munch, Ed Green...............
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
What about Olivia? Easy on the eyes!
Believe it or not, the female dick in A3 is a hard worker and knows what she's doing. She shouldn't be dismissed just because she looks good too.
The Detective that came out the other day couldn't detect a pile of shit if he was standing in it!
they had this years ago, in a different form. The really 'good'' guys put a lot of the killers in prison, only to be freed decades later when DNA acquitted them from the frame-up's, from these 'really good' detectives, now retired and facing gigantic Lawsuits and Civil Rights Violations. But their bosses all said they were really good, at the time.
This is really a dumb move. Closing Areas will only accomplish one thing....pissing off Dicks that are motivated to do their jobs by the almighty dollar that follows.
Saving a few dollars by putting inside Dicks on the street is not nearly worth the gain of about 10 people net. Trust me, the guys that work inside do it for a reason.
"35th street mole" must be in charge of the shredder down there.
Apparently reads everything before he shreds it.
10/18/2011 03:35:00 PM
Hey, he/she gives us the goods everytime...after I knew about it for a day or two of course. 35th St. mole, you are a fraud, go back in your hole!
Anonymous said...
Area Five HGS LT wouldn't know a good Detective if she was giving him a horsey ride.
10/18/2011 06:46:00 AM
I work for her I like her, I guess use must be one of the guys who plays on the internet all night.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I nominate BK unit 116, oh wait he is hiding in a special unit when the D unit is short. My bad special skills.
10/18/2011 02:33:00 PM
How is this BK person hiding when you know where he is. That's what I love about you whiny Bitc$es on this job. You rag on someone then when a spot opens you are the first ones there to take it. Here is an idea, do your job instead of whining and maybe something good will open up for you. No one likes to work with a complainer.
Anonymous said...
We're formin' a Stickball League.
Bernie Kerik's Ballwasher
10/18/2011 12:22:00 PM
Doesn't Bernie (former NYPD Commissioner) get out of prison soon?
Their a few dicks in area one that don't belong in the detectives division. Like the assh%$# that f up the comcast murders and almost put an innocent person in jail. With their bulls%&t
I'm a Homicide Dick...Hope they don't pick me...had enough of this bullshit....
Anonymous said...
Area Five HGS LT wouldn't know a good Detective if she was giving him a horsey ride.
10/18/2011 06:46:00 AM
I work for her I like her, I guess use must be one of the guys who plays on the internet all night.
10/18/2011 07:09:00 PM
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Being likeable is not the same as being CAPABLE.
Anonymous said...
Area Five HGS LT wouldn't know a good Detective if she was giving him a horsey ride.
................................... What a needle dick you must be!! The woman just lost her husband to cancer over the last year and you want to post your grade school bullshit. COWARD!
10/18/2011 12:22:00 PM
& 07:47:00 PM...
"...Bernie Kerik's Ballwasher."
"Doesn't Bernie (former NYPD Commissioner) get out of prison soon?"
Heh... it would be funny to see Kerik and his protege' have a reunion.
The Detective job used to be good, now all you do is type reports and chase witnesses that don't want to coopererate around and then get your case rejected by Cook County ASA's. Just because they needed that witness, that didn't observe anything, so they could lock them in at that. What a waste of time this job has become....
Area Five HGS LT wouldn't know a good Detective if she was giving him a horsey ride.
10/18/2011 06:46:00 AM
----Oh that was funny. THanks for the laugh....
Their a few dicks in area one that don't belong in the detectives division. Like the assh%$# that f up the comcast murders and almost put an innocent person in jail. With their bulls%&t
10/18/2011 07:54:00 PM
as ralph wiggum said... "me fail english, that's unpossible".
Anonymous said...
Area Five HGS LT wouldn't know a good Detective if she was giving him a horsey ride.
................................... What a needle dick you must be!! The woman just lost her husband to cancer over the last year and you want to post your grade school bullshit. COWARD!
-------------------- she is the one that wanted the job she is not qualified for, she is the one that plays the high school bullshit games of her little clicks. One thing has nothing to
Do with the other
Their a few dicks in area one that don't belong in the detectives division. Like the assh%$# that f up the comcast murders and almost put an innocent person in jail. With their bulls%&t
10/18/2011 07:54:00 PM
I sure you think you belong in the D unit with your mastery of the English language. Fuckin' asshole.
Listen we use to have REAL Detectives on the job, but not anymore. These guys had reputations not only in the Areas but citywide. They were very good at what they did, and the clearance rate was at least 80% if not higher. Thats when the Det. test was actually legit, you got your grade when you left the testing facility and knew if you were gonna make det. Now? Merit....ruined the job and ruined the Det. Division..... I know some so called detectives when they were PO's and they couldnt find their ass with both hands, when they were PO's they couldnt fill out a coherent case report if their life depended on it, now look......... clearance rate at what? 30-45% and they are complaining? Send the bottom 200 to the beat cars where they can at least answer the radio and handle some jobs.... cause with such a low clearance rate they certainly arent doing Detective work.....
TO: McSupe should look up that F/2 that scored #2 on the last Dicks test and then #1 on the last Sgt test! She is soooo brilliant it is almost IMPOSSIBLE. And with only 10 years on at the time? She's like a Perry Mason wrapped around a George Patton with a sprinkle of Stephen Hawking on top! She could lead the new unit.
A legend in her own mind....Where are the car keys sarge.....
Listen we use to have REAL Detectives on the job, but not anymore. These guys had reputations not only in the Areas but citywide. They were very good at what they did, and the clearance rate was at least 80% if not higher. Thats when the Det. test was actually legit, you got your grade when you left the testing facility and knew if you were gonna make det. Now? Merit....ruined the job and ruined the Det. Division..... I know some so called detectives when they were PO's and they couldnt find their ass with both hands, when they were PO's they couldnt fill out a coherent case report if their life depended on it, now look......... clearance rate at what? 30-45% and they are complaining? Send the bottom 200 to the beat cars where they can at least answer the radio and handle some jobs.... cause with such a low clearance rate they certainly arent doing Detective work.....
10/19/2011 01:46:00 PM
Remember..... Some of the "200" may not have been given the same opportunities as other "stellar performers". Sometimes people get stuck in political ruts that are difficult to climb out of and their drive suffers. Yes the D unit has their dogs and workers but it is FILLED with political bullshit that is hard to stomach.
B.S. First off, you think a area would give up its best dets for a spot downtown? And secondly, if you're a go-getter clearing cases, you're making killer O.T. A top-notch det is not going to take a pay cut. Just saying
for those of you going to area three...I hear they have ice cream socials...so maybe you can still wear your dockers/top siders and maybe a birthday hat or two
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